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Juris Doctor. Writer. Atheist. Queer. Basket Case. Fur Parent. Adoptee. Advocate. Helper. He/Him 🇺🇦🇵🇸 #SlavaUkraini #BlackLives #TransRights #FreePalestine
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@decentbirthday
@LukeFouquier
When I was a server I was taking a table’s drink order and a girl ordered a virgin screwdriver. I laughed and said, “Oh, you want orange juice” thinking she was joking.
She was not joking. She couldn’t get it and was rude and insistent. So I put it in and she got a $7.95 OJ
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@ask_aubry
My fav part is that he’s playing this suave, confident character—but as soon as his target is like, “yeah, this is annoying” it’s mask off.
And the seamless transition to the incel, “yeah well fuck yourself,” right on cue.
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@davenewworld_2
Cool how even though one of the cops turned his body camera off the other forgot to.
These two gentlemen have clear civil suit against the department. They’ll win during settlement. The tax payers will pay for their misdeeds and they’ll stay employed to keep assaulting civilians
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@davenewworld_2
I’m a lawyer: you are 100% allowed to film the police in any public space, so long as you are not interfering or blocking traffic.
If you’re pulled over you are 100% within your rights to record the interaction. I’d recommend being sly tho, b/c cops will lie and take your phone.
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@littlecrane
@ArtyCurry
Yeah, I didn’t realize how much of a sarcastic asshole I am when some stranger says some stupid shit.
I walked past a dude in a Trump '24 straw cowboy hat a couple days ago and just pointed at him and cackled, loudly, as I walked right by and said, “what an idiot 😂"
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@_B___S
Pitbulls are the gentlest creatures with little ones. This was the day I brought my kitten home and introduced her to Sequoia (my pittie) and then a more recent pic 🐶😺
❤️❤️❤️
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@BrynnTannehill
@TheRealNubian2
The entire right to privacy that Roe was based on is now completely in question.
Contraceptives, cohabitation, Obetgeffel’s same-sex marriage protections, gay and LGBTQ+ work protections—everything is up in the air if this draft is published as is.
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@decentbirthday
@LukeFouquier
The bartender looked at me like I was an idiot for a second but we had a good laugh after I told him the story.
Orange juice was only like $3 or something, but that’s on her. One of the friends she was sitting with looked super embarrassed, but I just kinda rolled with it.
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@FUIndividual1
@kenklippenstein
No, we can’t in good conscious give him a pole.
That wouldn’t be fair to the people who came before him that didn’t get free poles.
This isn’t communist Russia.
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@BrynnTannehill
@TheRealNubian2
The only thing that I’ll add to this since it’s seen a fair amount of RT’s is this:
Look to the woman in your life that is most knowledgeable on this subject, shut up and listen to her, and then march beside her.
That’s our job now.
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Holy. Shit.
Fantastic journalism that makes a very good case for AZ Governor Ducey to be immediately removed from office and possibly prosecuted.
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@HerschelWalker
Bro, they posted the receipts.
Are you even physically capable of telling the truth??
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@dremilyportermd
@Cleavon_MD
So many charges. That he was even there when they broke down the door of Pelosi’s office, and someone in that group took her computer, could basically be life in prison for all of them.
Stealing classified documents related to national security after seizing a gov building 😳😬
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@littlecrane
@ArtyCurry
Like, there’s no chance he didn’t hear me. I made eye contact while I was just laughing my ass off at him.
It was glorious.
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@davenewworld_2
This is a great article (not written by me). But it gives great legal advice—as well as practical advice on dealing with filming the police and documenting potential malfeasance.
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@stevemorris__
And just when I thought it was impossible I think any less of Lindsey Graham he opens up his spare bottle of racism.
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Tried out my photography skills with
@CaterinaCatK
this afternoon one the west side of Portland.
How do you think we did??
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@SheRatesDogs
They 100% never matched.
He saw her on Tinder and dug through social media 😳🚩🚩🚩
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@shakeshack
What happened was the police union accused your employees of trying to murder three cops by poison all over social media and then in the middle of the night whispered, “jk.”
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@mischiefanimals
@NoMoreQuarks
Oh my gawd the little bean looks like my Hypatia when she was a kitten 😻
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@ZTPetrizzo
So, to paraphrase: the convoy wants to place police and the mayor under citizen’s arrest because they **checks notes** pissed their pants in traffic? 😂😂😂
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@tonyposnanski
@DineshDSouza
A Republican history-con: Trying to convince voters that they’re in any way related to the Lincoln Republican Party.
Here’s a concise article on how Lincoln Republicans fled the party to join the whigs, eventually becoming the modern Dem party.
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@NYPDDetectives
Yeah, we kind of figured. But now that your department accused workers at a specific location of attempted murder, I think we all deserve the whole story you seem to have uncovered.
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@SCOTUSPlaces
Lawyer here: My verbatim go-to response is (casually/playfully)
“I have a guess, but why don’t you tell me.”
They will, and you won’t admit to shit the cop didn’t notice.
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@mtgreenee
This is a sitting congresswoman openly talking about taking away voting rights from people she doesn’t expect to vote her way.
This is just absurd—and part of her base is eating up every word while she literally suggests dismantling our democracy.
This has too stop.
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@chadloder
I laugh at people when they try to try to intimidate me.
Like dude, you don’t know how many thousands of hours I’ve put into this 😂😂🤣
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@nerdypursuit
Oh man, Kamala was my first pick in the Dem primary—but I really like Pete.
His lack of executive experience made me hesitant of his Pres run, but I don’t have a single bad word to say about the man 💙
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@Holiday1326
I can’t even find his Facebook anymore.
I like how he flipped from “HAHA I’M OFFENDING PEOPLE. FREEZE IN YOURE (sic) HOMES! I DGAF!”
to
“Guys can we be sensitive, my wife is sad and people don’t like that she’s married to me now and I find it offensive”
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@solomongeorgio
Some lady tried to steal my window seat on my way back from Hawaii b/c she boarded first.
Me: Excuse me, I think you’re in my seat.
Her: Oh, well are you really going to make me move now?
Me: Yes 😑.
She glared a lot, but I just leaned against my window & happily napped 😏
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@_B___S
But—importantly—wolves almost NEVER kill or hurt humans.
There is like ONE documented human death by a wolf in ALL of recorded history in North America.
They’re a keystone species, and FANTASTIC for the ecology of everywhere they’ve been reintroduced.
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@jasonjgauthier
He better be “former police officer, in custody, facing felony charges” by tomorrow morning.
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@ChristianWalk1r
The irony here is about to make my brain pop out of my head…
You, a performative agitator that makes your money by being loudly awful to others, is pissed off at your dad for lying about being bad and awful to others for his own platform.
Apple meets tree 🤷🏼♂️
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@LindseyGrahamSC
@seanhannity
Haven’t held a town hall to hear from and talk to your constituents in over two years, but you can go on Hannity every other night to lick Trump’s boots.
Donate to and vote for
@harrisonjaime
to replace Graham—South Carolina deserves better.
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@SCOTUSPlaces
I used that strategy for the first time years ago—WAY before law school.
I thought I got flashed for no seatbelt, but used that line and turns out he pulled me over for slight speeding.
Let off with a warning and he didn’t notice the belt. Because I kept my mouth shut 😎
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@davenewworld_2
Here’s an article detailing what happened and the background. It’s somehow worse than I expected.
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@littlecrane
@GTRoberts
@ArtyCurry
This girl is the sweetest dork in the world, but I’ve seen how she’s reacted when she thought there was a threat and I wouldn’t prefer anyone else by my side.
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@ask_aubry
My mom used to punish me for pointing out inequities or being upset with her. It’s awful being in that spot as a kid, without the autonomy to walk away.
I haven’t lived in her house for 20 years and reading this still makes me angry about it. ❤️🩹
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@thehill
Good, his life should be ruined.
He spent decades ruining lives and ending the careers of talented actresses that refused his to sleep with him.
I wish this predator was ruined before he was able to extinguish the dreams of so many women who stood up to him.
Rot in prison
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@WhiteHouse
Not much to be proud of this year. I just feel embarrassed for our country.
We’ve become a global pariah, and we earned it.
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@MatthewKeysLive
I just cackled laughing—just like I did when they first said they would bring suit.
Terrorists arrested, we’ve got new video to ID those that beat Officer Sicknick to death, insurrectionists are being put on the no-fly list, and Parler goes offline in 10 hours.
Not a bad day.
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@ErrolWebber
@elonmusk
Musk is a white Afrikaner, colonists of Africa—not Africans. Hence, Musk is not an “African American.”
My dad grew up in South Africa during apartheid (immigrated to the US w his fam at 18yo in 1967) and would NEVER try to call himself and African American.
😑😑😑😑😑
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@DHSgov
The department of homeland security is now lying to the American people about a national security concern in order to placate Trump’s fragile ego.
Hold onto your hats folks.
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@The8BitIdiot
@AChangeWillCome
I spent a month traveling around Cambodia after my first boxing trip in Thailand.
I had already been in SE Asia for three months and it was still a HUGE wakeup call to me.
It’s true, can confirm 💔
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@davenewworld_2
This blew up more than I anticipated.
I’d recommend following the authors of the article I posted for expert info on civil rights abuse cases re: filming the police:
@scopesetic
@adam_d_schwartz
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@WilliangelF
@senatemajldr
That would be the corruption.
To be fair his wife helped . . . with the corruption.
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@BrianEntin
What a sad end of a hardworking life and career.
Loneliness can make us doing desperate things. My condolences to her family and former coworkers.
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@wartranslated
Arming Ukraine FULLY isn’t just morally correct, it also provides HUGE long-term benefits to every democracy.
Russia sustains fascist political organizations in most democratic countries and has changed the results of elections.
Slava Ukraini!
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@GTRoberts
@littlecrane
@ArtyCurry
I own two guns that were given to me as a kid, but I don’t even keep ammunition in my house and haven’t fired either in close to 10yrs.
If you come into my house for my TV you’ll meet a very protective pitbull up close, a baseball bat & some fists.
I don’t want to shoot anyone.
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There was a 70 page written binder plan that accounted for everything we’re experiencing. It was written by the experts and detailed distribution of PPE, federal orders, disbursements, etc.
And they didn’t even open it.
#TrumpMadness
#25thAmendmentNow
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@ask_aubry
Ugh, women in their early 20’s kinda look like kids to me at this point.
I’m 36 and don’t think I’d date anyone under 30, but I prefer women my age or older, in general.
There’s a lot more to talk about and bond over, and that’s what does it for me 🤷🏼♂️
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@MemeVVitch
@mattsutaaki
And you KNOW he makes little “jokes” to her about how she’s so forgetful and so lucky to have him to find the things she’s constantly misplacing
😵💫😵💫😵💫
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@LindseyGrahamSC
No, you loudly enable the main threat to our national security and international stability instead.
Spoiler Alert: that’s worse.
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@hbear36
@0livi_ugh
And this fucked-up doucery is the reason I’ve been able to consistently date WAY out of my league.
This dude seriously needs to be deleted from life.
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@GTRoberts
@littlecrane
@ArtyCurry
I used to fight competitively in Thailand (Muay Thai). But you’re right, people are cowards and have way too many guns.
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@jackie_of_arc
Ummmmm, bullet dodged.
Waiting five minutes for rolls isn’t even a thing. That’s just waiting for the bread to get cold, which is dumb.
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@highbrow_nobrow
@HeartlandSignal
Damn. I took three hits of lovely cannabis earlier and all I’ve done is laundry, dishes, and yardwork.
Where tf this lady getting her weed??
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@jessejanderson
1000%. For me my biggest barrier in managing my ADHD is the anxiety prong.
It can be DEBILITATING and it’s really difficult to describe the feeling to non-ADHDers
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@wallywelles
@ask_aubry
This is so sad—but the statistics completely back it up.
Men leave spouses having serious medical issues 6x more likely than women do.
How could you do that to your person?
It just doesn’t compute to me.
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@primnimproper_
Omg, she looks just like Hypatia when she was a kitten! That is going to be a really pretty cat 🥰💙
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@whosthatguurrrl
@locdupshawty
WHAT!?
So I a woman says yes to sex, all is good. But if they say no, they really just want him to force himself on them.
So, in his mind there isn’t a situation where a woman just isn’t feeling it and doesn’t want to sleep with him?
This is mind-numbingly infuriating.
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@uhWhutNow
@FUIndividual1
@kenklippenstein
And we’ll take 20% of his catch for each scratch he doesn’t note on the pole when he checks it out.
We’re job creators, he should just take a small $1M loan out from his family and start a business if he doesn’t like it.
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@ask_aubry
Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen—because that’s where we keep the fvcking food 💁🏼♂️
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@_B___S
We’ve lived and cooperated alongside wolves for about 500,000 years.
There was a huge period anti-wolf aggression at many points in history—leading to eradication from natural areas.
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@ask_aubry
As a writer I tend to be a man of many words—and yet I don’t believe I possess the language to describe the exuberant schadenfreude I’m experiencing watching serial sex pest Tate entering the “Finding Out” phase 😏
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@AP
You know who else has “no history of violence?”
Every single person before they commit their first violent act. And Miller has made it clear, on several occasions, that he intended violence and encouraged extreme violence against others.
He should be held until trial.
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@soledadobrien
Juris Doctor here:
Trump can in no way overrule the governors on matters under police powers—which include health and welfare issues.
The tenth amendment vests such powers with the States.
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@BridgetAZiegler
@Disney
Yeah that should go well.
Disney has a massive, global team of some of the most capable and highest paid attorneys on every continent and you’ve got **checks notes** Sydney Powell and Rudy Giuliani…
Nm, y’all are screwed.
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@DilanPCook
Elizabeth Warren isn’t up for re-election until 2024 and won her 2018 reelection in a landslide (60-34).
There’s no way she’d be able to primary a popular Senator and then go on to win a general election in a state that voted in a Republican governor.
Think before you tweet.
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@kimguilfoyle
You went from Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump Junior.
Excuse us if we ignore your expert opinions.
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@GeorgePapa19
I’m honestly much more interested in the misdeeds of the Trump Administration that will be uncovered when Biden’s team comes in.
You think this B-team has covered their tracks effectively? I don’t.
Mfs prob forget to even empty the trash folder.
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@Cynicism4you
@shaunking
Not just his ego, let’s not forget the future gofundme he’ll have set up to [insert vague idea about justice].
He won’t follow through on anything, but he’ll def pay himself for his trouble.
Grifters gonna grift
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@darafaye
How could anyone be that cruel to another human? Much less a little kid.
It doesn’t compute to me, I legit cannot understand or wrap my head around it.
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Hey, fellow men: this is the kind of guy we need to follow the lead of. 💜
I am honored to be the first male spouse of an American President or Vice President. But I'll always remember generations of women have served in this role before me—often without much accolade or acknowledgment. It’s their legacy of progress I will build on as Second Gentleman.
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@dremilyportermd
@Cleavon_MD
That’s espionage. Depending on where those laptops went and who looked at them.
Punishable by death. Just ask the Rosenbergs. And they weren’t really even as guilty as people thought. These guys did it on live TV.
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@darafaye
@PalmBayPD
Crimes don’t seem to count at church—it’s a major societal flaw that we’re going to have to spend real time correcting.
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@atdavidhoffman
@LindseyGrahamSC
Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries took his jacket off and was ready to fight back if necessary.
They are not the same.
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@ask_aubry
I feel like the SIX YEARS of ED and “very muscular” is being a bit glossed over here… this sounds like a textbook, steroid use problem card.
PSA: don’t use steroids kids. Just eat a shit load of chicken, strength train with cardio mixed in, and stay away from sugar & bread 💪🏼
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@Cleavon_MD
@FBI
Man, do these people realize that—at the very least—they will all be on permanent no-fly lists very, very soon?
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@uhWhutNow
@FUIndividual1
@kenklippenstein
I mean, how hard is it to send Dad a Venmo request for $1,000,000 lol.
It takes like 30 seconds, these hedge fund managers from those days are just so lazy. They’d never have survived in our economy.
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@CornelWest
@ninaturner
Nina outspent almost 2-1, with most of her donations coming from out of state, with a huge name recognition advantage—and fumbled it.
It’s almost like the voters can see through Turner’s grifting and false attacks.
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@patriottakes
I seriously already can’t wait to read the court docs 😂😂😂.
I wonder what Dominion will do with MyPillow after they own it.
Any ideas?
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@charliegirl0527
It’s probably all those private Bible study lessons she’s been taking with his pastor 😉
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@RepGosar
This attack on federal law enforcement is disgraceful talk from a sitting congressman, you should be ashamed of yourself.
You know you’re being disingenuous, and you’re using your platform to attack institutions of justice.
It’s disgusting.
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@olex_scherba
I guess Belarus would also like to not have an economy.
We shall oblige them.
#LongLiveUkraine
🇺🇦
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@ask_aubry
Oh no…. My heart is breaking for her.
She’s right: he really did bully her into ruining the vision she had for her life—and left her no practical escape route.
Worse, he calculated and counted on her not being able to back out.
💔💔💔
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@1234harpies
@_B___S
They actually scare pretty easy lol.
I used to live in Juneau, Alaska half the year and would run into black bears walking home from bars at night 😂
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@whiskeyandmagic
@ask_aubry
I 100% agree.
It’s all smiles and candy-canes until he’s been “disrespected.”
After that it’s just narcissistic rage.
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@RonFilipkowski
I fucking love Doctor Fauci.
That man is a national treasure.
We don’t even deserve him 💜
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@wizardingnews
Something tells me that the HBO reimagined series isn’t going so smoothly—I seriously can’t see it ever getting off the ground, and Jo is obvs determined to make transphobia her ONLY personality trait.
I just don’t see a world in which this doesn’t tank—and I’m here for it😂
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@March_for_Life
I was adopted.
If an abortion is right for you, have one. It’s okay. If my birth mother had aborted me her life would have been MUCH less traumatic.
It’s okay 💜
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@Shiynn_
@uhWhutNow
@FUIndividual1
@kenklippenstein
Did I spell “Multi-level marketing predatory scam” correctly?
I hate my autocorrect. It’s seriously the worst.
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This is utterly terrifying, but is consistent with what
@Kasparov63
has been trying to warn us of.
TL/DR: Russian leadership is setting their sights on Poland and conducting “cleansings” in occupied Ukrainian cities.
🧵🚨My translation of the 11th
#FSBletters
from the
#WindofChange
inside the FSB. Subjects: Poland + Ukraine. Dated 3/21, that's today, & URGENT. Please share far & wide.
I will add clarification comments inside parenthesis where necessary. Let's start:
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