Just a normal Manc girl exiled to S.Derbys. MCFC East 209 Home & Away. Rebel without a cause! Gazza’s Mrs. All round good guy. Eco Packaging & Paper Cup Expert!
Was it OK to murder 39 Italians?
Was it acceptable to smash up a team bus?
Is it OK to send death threats to your own GK after a defeat?
Was it acceptable to mock the premature birth of Silva’s son?
I’ve got loads more - easy this game, isn’t it!
#VictimFC
@ConfedMatthew
Great result. I found wallet short time ago, bank useless so I paid 10p into his bank account with reference call (my mobile). He’d panicked, checked his online bank on his phone and called me back. I was all pleased with myself 😂
Yesterday’s trip to Wembley
£65 ticket
£49 train
£3.70 station parking
£15 petrol (modest) to station
£8.50 Hotdog
£8 1 pint cider
£3 bottle water (refilled free)
Total £152.20 x 2 in the same week we’ve returned from Munich
So FUCK OFF with your empty seats! It’s expensive!
The
@NFFC
fans were the best away fans we’ve had for an age at the Etihad. Loud, proud and didn’t all f**k off back the their coaches at 3-0. Stayed to the end and applauded their players. Quality support.
You can moan about empty seats
You can moan about oil money
You can moan about our youth, our tactics, our Pep
You can moan about it all
But you’ll NEVER know how it feels to love a club that has risen from nothing to a world class team.
So moan on - knock yourselves out!
Our lovely little Ederson is doing great. Off all oxygen now and his feeding tube has been removed today. Still in the NICU but stepped down to the nursery. He could be home in a few days - just in time to watch
@ManCity
at weekend
My Mum, who has shown no sense of humour through the years, has just called me.
Mum: We’re stuck on a crossword clue
Me: Right
Mum: Overworked postman
Me: How many letters?
Mum: F**king Millions (laughed out loud & hung up)
I’ve just been done by my Mother 😂😂😂
He’s arrived 💙 Our second Grandchild - a little early but he’s doing great. Welcome to the world Ederson Arthur Haslam-Cooper. The latest addition to our
@ManCity
family 💙
Zinchenko left everything on that pitch tonight, absolutely everything. This is a player who’s fought harder than anyone to be part of this team. Couldn’t love him more 💙
Southampton has 12 goal kicks today - each one took at least 30 seconds, wasting 6 minutes of match time. Ederson had 2 and got a card for time wasting - you couldn’t write it could you!
There isn’t one single fan of any club out there who wouldn’t snatch the hand of an Arab zillionaire if they thought it would take them on a journey like City’s, not one. All this ‘oil money, FFP cheats’ is bullshit & driven by pure envy. There’s no moral high ground in football.
Well that wasn’t a bad day of football
1. City win without breaking a sweat
2. West Ham (and our Zabba) make Utd look like a Sunday league pub side
3. Chelsea & ‘dippers draw
4. Raheem Sterling is top of the league
If Carlsberg did Saturdays ....
Big shout out to the
@SouthamptonFC
support who travelled to the game tonight - quality throughout. We were pissing ourselves laughing at some of the chants - proper funny. We’ve got the ball, we’ve lost the ball and your just a shit Jamie Vardy to Agüero 😂😂😂
Well I never thought I’d retweet anything from
@talkSPORT
but at last, someone outside of City talking sense! This isn’t about City, this is about ruining football for EVERY team except the elite few in the U.K. - so you should all be concerned - not rubbing your hands together!
"The rules are there to stop competition."
"
#MCFC
have put money into football." ⚽️
"I want to know why that's a bad thing?" 🤔
@talkSPORTDrive
passionately defends Manchester City following their UEFA ban.
After a bus zone disaster (3hr Q to get on the bus so we fucked that off) a 90 min metro ride on 3 different trams, 7 bag searches and a 45 min Q for a drink in the fan park, we’re finally in our seat!
Quote of the match from Mr Hall Snr who sits with us last night
‘If Bellingham is the future of English football, I’m glad I’m nearly dead’
I’m still laughing today. He’s a legend! 😂😂😂
If that’d been City, they’d all be baying for our blood by now. Shouting for us to be deducted a zillion points, relegated and demanding Mansour’s head on a stick. What a load of bollocks. You don’t see West Ham fans behaving like that & they’ve hated their owners forever!
When the stadium announcer said at the end of the game ‘this is an important announcement’ - I was desperate for him to finish with ‘you’ve had your day out, now fuck off home’
#DerbyDay
#MCFC
Martin Tyler: They’ll be talk of those two yellow cards.
Which ones? Those two imaginary yellow cards that are living rent free in your head!
Dickhead!
You’ve had your 10 minutes on the TV - now do f**k off back under your stone
@Ross_Greer
You’re everything that’s wrong with this country nowadays. Disgusting!
I hope all the Nathan Ake haters from last nights game are hanging their heads in shame today - what a warrior to play under those circumstances. My heart goes out to him. RIP Mr Ake Snr.
In the great scheme of footballing things - I really could not give a flying f**k about:
1. Empty seats
2. Money spent
3. Where we were when we were shit
4.Who has the best fans
5.Who has the most history
6.The best atmosphere
So move along with your shite ‘like or retweet’
Manchester City are set to mark the 18th anniversary of Marc-Vivien Foe's tragic death by supplying 26 life-saving defibrillators to local clubs!
[Daily Mail]
Happy Match Day Blues - and from his various media accounts, probably the last time we’ll ever see this incredible man play at the Etihad - so let’s make sure we give him the send-off he deserves for the warrior he is. Couldn’t love him more 💙
@pablo_zabaleta
#CTID
#MCFC
Mum: are u calling in before the match today?
Me: No Mum it’s cancelled due to the storm
Mum: What storm, it’s just a bit breezy. Put your big coat on, you’ll be fine.
Me: they’ve closed the roads
Mum: This country’s gone to the dogs! You’d never survive a war!
My ratings from Thursday
Ederson 10
Danilo 10
Stones 10
Kompany 10
Laporte 10
Fernandinho 10
Bernardo 10
Silva 10
Sterling 10
Sane 10
Agüero 10
Pep 10
Fans 10
Guy who painted the lines thicker 10
Guy who let the grass grow 10
Guy who switched goal line off 10
😂😂😂😂
To the minivan full of Arsenal fans shouting ‘f*ck City’ to us on Keele services on the way to the match - I think you’ll find the only team who got well and truly f*cked, wasn’t City - enjoy your trip home!
#UpTheBlues
You have some real scum fans
@SheffieldUnited
- walking from the stadium after the match, trying to incite City fans, spitting at young kids and shouting ‘tourist c**ts’ in the faces of a group of Chinese ladies - proper scum that!
What an absolute crock of shit VAR is - clear penalty for Chelsea. The wet fart Peter Walton says wasn’t - he’s proved wrong - has another look and says ‘but it doesn’t reach the VAR threshold’ - what f**king threshold is that then. Beyond farcical
@fa
-total joke!
The transfer experts are out in force today - all panicking over no replacement for Sterling and Jesus. Let me help you out with that boys - we’ve won 4 from the last 5 titles, without a striker for 2 of said titles. I think Pep and Txiki have got this …… 🤦♀️
So, I’ve had 3 people here today to quote on upgrading our alarm and installing CCTV.
3rd one, who was slightly annoying just announced he hopes Liverpool win the league cos he doesn’t like all the money City have.
Obvs, I have a choice to make now between 1 & 2!
Dickhead!
Absolutely disgusting
@ManCity
that you’ve moved us from our very expensive season seats to sit apart for the next CL match and after an hour on the phone, there’s ‘nothing you can do’. Yet you’ll be handing out freebies to the Press in the Tunnel Club just so they can slate us.
@TotallyLeeds
And where’s the technology that calculates the exact microsecond it leaves the players foot that’s kicked it? Why do never see that if the offside is about millimetres?
We’re being conned!
Surely this prolonged and persistent hounding of Bernardo by
@SkySports
is now bordering on bullying and victimisation. It’s being dealt with through official channels, whatever your opinion so FFS let it go! You’re acting like a gang of bullies waiting at the school gates!
My favourite City goal ever - i know how special 93:20 was but this will always be my fav. I reckon Gazza was the only person in the Etihad who shouted ‘hit it Vinnie’ - the noise just erupted. Happy Birthday Vinnie 🎂
Good Morning Blues - Happy Thursday! Well, I’ve slept on it, woken up and I still think Atletico Madrid are all a bunch of c**ts!
Have a lovely day
#CTID
💙
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen about being a ‘legacy’ Blue - you can shove your ‘no history’ disrespect as far up your backside as it’ll go - THIS is how it feels to be
@ManCity
Wembley, Wembley, we’re the famous Man City and we’re going to Wembley
Although apparently, according to the Press and the ‘Dippers there’s only me, Mr H, Dave from Stockport and Jack from Gorton going
Still, you’ve gotta be in it to win it ...........
#MCFCAwayDays
#CTID
OMG - just watched the Villa/Palace goal debacle. Ref DID NOT blow whistle. They’ve clear footage of him, never blew whistle. That’s out and out lying to cover up a massive referee f**k up. CORRUPT doesn’t even cover that. Disgusting
@fa
- totally disgusting!
Massive win that. Brilliant! Días slapping the shit out of everyone at the end of the match - he’d knock me out with one of them 😂 Bernardo MOTM for me - just immense 💙
Where was all this empathy for us last year when we were playing with Fernandinho, Rodri and a couple of 16 year olds from the EDS as our full backs? And we still came second! Not a valid excuse me thinks!
We’ve just convincingly won 3-0 against a team that
@talkSPORT
were building up to be a difficult match for us - and they’re seriously discussing empty seats - OMG - grow up FFS and talk about football you loons!
OK Blues - lets take a long hard look at ourselves here and give our heads a wobble. Messi is NOT coming to City - it’s never gonna happen, not a cat in hell’s chance - so let’s stop pandering to the media bullshit and move the f**k along!
And you can stick your disgusting tactics straight up your arse
@atletienglish
- I hope you get absolutely twatted by every team you play for the rest of the season. Scum team.
Sat on the terrace at Carden Park, scouse accents everywhere - without any kind of prompt, my 2 year old granddaughter has just done a stand up rendition of ‘City, City, the best team in the land and all the world’. PMSL
#MCFC
#CTID
It would seem City have woken up all the cry babies ‘send me a letter, send me a letter, cheats, send me a letter’ - if only City gave a flying fuck about John, sat in his Mam’s bedroom with his 96 followers. Get a grip, you’re embarrassing yourself lad 😂😂😂
On Sandbach services yesterday. Coach of ‘dippers arrive. 4 young lads on bikes, about 12yrs, stood by the door singing Blue Moon at the top of their voices. I walked past & said quietly ‘well done boys’. They all high-fived me & carried on with their business. Quality!
Roughly translated as:
‘We’re still majorly pissed off that you bought Jack Grealish and really jealous that City are winners’
There you go, fixed it for you!
Walking down to the stadium, the Spurs fans not only want us to win, they want us to hammer them 😂 It was a really good atmosphere to be fair. They proper hate Arsenal!
I’ve got headache, hangover. Sore throat, hoarse voice, stress levels through the roof, heart palpitations and a body full of adrenaline! I fucking love this team 💙⚽️💥🏆
Wishing a great big Happy New Year to all my Blues on Twitter. Although I don’t know many of your personally, I learn from you, I laugh with you & I’m generally glad you’re around. Here’s to a new decade with our Super City, the best team in the land & all the world! 🥂💙⚽️🥂
What a great night of football
City win
Our little Stockport Iniesta scores
Burton win (my adopted local team)
Utd lose
And if I wasn’t a grown up, I could start harping on about empty seats now as well - but I’ll leave it there 😂😂