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@JuliaPearlstein

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screenwriter | playwright | parrot wrangler (she/her)

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@francesweetman 👋 Jew here. I lost family in the Holocaust. Other groups were also systematically murdered by the Nazis. The Romani, homosexuals, transgender and disabled people, and others—it’s a long, tragic list. Jews were the primary and most numerous target, but by no means the only one.
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@iproposethis @KhaleesiKris Being polite can also encourage creeps. They often don’t know how to read cues and mistake politeness for interest.
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@thoang1971 @TomCottonAR The Electoral College is affirmative action for Republicans.
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@francesweetman Yes, please explain the Holocaust to a Jewish woman who lost family during the Holocaust. I’m sure you know more about it than I do, sir.
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@MeganKelleyHall @IngrahamAngle Laura is a millionaire who made her mom work as a waitress till she was 73 rather than pay of her own student debt. Would you want her as a sister?
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@The_Love_Button @thisstuartlaws @kierannightly If it was America, DPW would have been wearing a red MAGA hat and called the police on CPW. We'd all be calling her "Book Club Becky" by now. The video would have gone viral, she'd have been fired from her job & there's be a GoFundMe with $$$ for her 7 cats. #BookClubBecky
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@Patbagley @chrislhayes If Q is so worried about our secret space lasers, just wait till they find out what we put in our matzoh.
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@justsayin60 @callistoggawine I’m so sorry. People’s ignorance is killing them — and their friends and loved ones.
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@jennyrachelpal @realDonaldTrump I really don't care, do u
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@denisewu @LindseyGrahamSC Trump should get the bill for every COVID funeral in America.
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@kndempsey @MarthaMcSally I donated to Kelly. Here's the link:
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@MeghanMcCain @DailyMail Whoopi's apology was not remotely "half assed." She educated herself, apologized, and—most importantly—brought an expert onto The View to educate the audience. As a Jew, I applaud how @WhoopiGoldberg and @TheView handled this.
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@fuckyouiquit My last residual check was for $0.07. The printing and postage cost more than the check was worth.
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@cmclymer @GOPLeader @NationalGuard Why haven't you mopped up the blood I spilled?
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@Mrtimrock @realDonaldTrump I miss having a real president
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@thehowie @LindseyGrahamSC I would send Trump the bill for every COVID funeral in America. It's his fault for delaying action and Lindsey's for enabling him.
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@smc429 @realDonaldTrump I went by the Trump International Hotel in NYC today to pay my respects
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@RobertMaguire_ Thanks for this. I loved it. My parrot, however, did not. She watched for a sec from my shoulder then said, "Alexa, off."
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@jonrosenberg @FDRLST The Electoral College is affirmative action for Republicans.
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@CurtessaJacques @WonderKing82 And it would intimidate Black voters.
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@pablo_honey1 @realDonaldTrump Is “TRUMP DEFUNDS THE MILITARY BEFORE LEAVING OFFICE” really the headline he wants to go out on?
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@Dan_T90 @The_Autism_Dad @BershodM @realDonaldTrump We New Yorkers can't bear him either. On behalf of his hometown, I apologize for his monumental assholery. We are ashamed and horrified.
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Josh Hawley is a little bitch.
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@Allison_Burnett @MichaelAvenatti I was at Yale in 1983. The stories about DKE, #Kavanaugh 's frat, are true as well. It was a den of misogynistic, drunken debauchery. Women were warned not to walk by there at night.
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@BettyBowers @CawthornforNC Where’s his Naval Academy acceptance letter?
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@TeenVogue Now *this* is how you write a headline!
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@dvillella @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump @MichelleObama He'll change his tune when Melania delivers Michelle's speech at the GOP convention: "Here I am, a Black woman ..."
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@IfBarack @LeaderMcConnell Don't forget what he did to Merrick Garland
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@BlakeR____ @DrJenGunter Wait til you hear about all the women who’ve died in childbirth 😳
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@dvillella @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @CNN @OANN Why is Trump doing tv reviews instead of mourning with his family?
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@SantaInc @realDonaldTrump All of us New Yorkers are rejoicing. And I mean ALL of us.
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@realCruzThomas @patriottakes Thank you @PetSmart for supporting the LGBTQIA+ community! Give these employees a raise — they did you proud!
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@MeghanMcCain There are only 244 of them. You could write them each a thank you note.
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@MeghanMcCain No woman has elective late-term abortions, they are always for dire medical reasons. And there is no such thing as moment-of-birth abortion. This is ridiculous and incendiary.
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@CollinRugg @realDonaldTrump It's because we love this country that we are dismayed by Trump's childish, churlish behavior. #Patriots
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@No1RealWolfy @MPRadamacue @awknd_enlightnd @OneAdamKhan @hankgreen @acowne63 @realDonaldTrump Just to clarify, attacks against Muslims have increased in the US since the election. Trump's Islamophobic rhetoric incites fear & violence
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@BeschlossDC
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Mussolini enjoyed publicly referring to Jewish people as “financial speculators” who needed to be controlled.
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@MartynMcL @TheScotsman We Americans would be grateful to the Scottish government if they were to action to investigate Trump’s finances. Our own government has failed us in this and so many other respects when it comes to holding Trump accountable.
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@Radle @mildmojo Seriously? 4% of their wealth is minimal to them. And surely some of these millionaires actually want to see children not go hungry.
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@EricFrohnhoefer @LeslieMac @elonmusk I’m getting tons of antisemitism aimed at me. So there’s that. Thanks, Elon!
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@Paula_Galloway @Phil_Lewis_ She should have won for What’s Love Got to Do With It
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@realDonaldTrump Was this meeting on the golf course?
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@DBrodyReports You blamed BLM for a blizzard.
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@soleuscramps @joshtpm When you’ve been raised as a white supremacist in apartheid South Africa, this is the kind of racist crap you believe.
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@jwross55 @mtgreenee It was started by racists. “America First” was an original KKK slogan.
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@MeghanMcCain They had no business holding a partisan convention in the People's House. #HatchActViolation
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@Phil_Lewis_ As an alumna of one of those schools, I’m fuming—especially for the underrepresented minority students who needed those scholarships to attend. Literal institutional racism.
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@srnorty @dieworkwear WTF is political about liking spicy cuisines? SMH
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@ChrisJustice01 @MeghanMcCain @TheView This is true. Whoopi's original statement was not anti-Semitic, it was just poorly informed. She has since apologized, educated herself and, most importantly, brought an expert onto The View to educate viewers. Thank you to @WhoopiGoldberg and @TheView for handling it so well.
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@Mike_Pence @VP If Trump can’t be trusted on Twitter, how the hell can he be trusted with the nuclear codes?
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@NancySinatra @BetteMidler Aristophanes suggested it 3,000 years ago.
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@HelenKennedy @realDonaldTrump @MariaBartiromo I had to stop watching after Rudy admitted that he asked the Ukrainians for dirt on the Bidens. Did he confess to any other crimes?
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@MeghanMcCain Maybe it's time we had a president and Secretary of Education who actually believe in education? Just a thought.
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@cmclymer @MeghanMcCain I see Meghan mocking yet another WOC. She decries cyber-bullying, and yet celebrates it when it is against politicians who happen to be women of color. Bad look, Meghan.
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@MadeInTheUSANJ @laurenboebert Bobo’s going through some things
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BREAKING: Lauren Boebert is under investigation for fraud. #copolitics #co03
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@MomScarymoms @mkolken Your grandparents would have been horrified by the latest Trump rally. I know my 98-year-old father was.
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@KaeNikkiBella @notcapnamerica I’ll tell you, I’m Jewish and I wasn’t offended by it. I’m keenly aware of antisemitism, and it just wasn’t there to my ears. I thought he handled a sensitive subject with real intelligence. I didn’t find it funny, but it was thoughtful.
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@Guiller07218172 @MeghanMcCain Meghan’s expert on Russian affairs:
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@YNB She behaved belligerently toward you. That is beyond unprofessional. Report her.
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@IJS_LGC @ruthsias @realDonaldTrump Cocaine was Trump's drug of choice too, back in the day. He was big in the NYC party scene, doing coke everywhere.
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@Dan_T90 @The_Autism_Dad @BershodM @realDonaldTrump More tragic is the ugliness he has nudged awake in some people. They feel emboldened to spew hate openly now that he's in power. So very sad
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@DeaconBlues0 @JRGillian42 Please thank her on behalf of decent human beings everywhere.
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I will say this, Marsha Blackburn may be horrible, but wearing sex-hair to a Supreme Court confirmation hearing is a bold move.
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@TPBlue4 @DonaldJTrumpJr Be nice, his mother is buried on a golf course.
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@Hipstercrite Waiting in the elevator bank of a Beverly Hills medical building with a high fever and a mystery illness. Rodney Dangerfield exits an office wearing a bathrobe and slippers. For a moment I think he is the Angel of Death. Then he says I look like hell and asks if I’m contagious.
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@AriannaRebolini I told the guy at at the Apple Store my parrot bit my screen and cracked it and that’s why it no longer worked (true story). He laughed, then managed to get it fixed without charging me. 🦜
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@emmagmay @iamjasonlevin @TheJackForge @Uber Right? She was amazingly brave to open that door while the car was moving. She saved herself.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Too late, you own this now Junior McCokehead #vaxtovote
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@USAneedsTRUMP @realDonaldTrump No we aren't. American Jews and Muslims have rallied together to fight Trump's racist policies! We are cousins and family sticks together.
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@DanielJTerry1 @kaitlancollins Procedure, not problem. Read before you respond next time.
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@vlohm58 @SethAbramson @SenSchumer @RepAdamSchiff @SpeakerPelosi Senators who leave their seats for a substantial length of time—which is against the rules—should lose their votes. @SenSchumer @RepAdamSchiff @RepJerryNadler
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@ChidiNwatu @realDonaldTrump Wall Street is happy that the Biden transition is finally happening
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@funder @PressSec The "unintentional ripple" was caused by a press secretary answering questions from the press with honesty and without sneering. Shocking after the last four years.
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@jayruby @MeghanMcCain Her husband was fired from WaPo for plagiarism. Ethics are not a priority for Meghan.
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@CCINDYT7 @MeghanMcCain 68% of Republicans would stay and fight for the Russians.
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@jeremynewberger @realDonaldTrump Trump just pardoned Jared's criminal father, Charles Kushner, who pleaded guilty to tax fraud and illegal campaign contributions, among other things. Here is a gem detailing how Kushner blackmailed his own sister:
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@nytimes Call it a violent insurrection, not a “melee.” It wasn’t a polo match, even if some of the terrorists were rich.
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@Synnovatia @ProjectLincoln Little did we know that the “American carnage” Trump described in his inaugural speech was a promise, not a lament.
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Trump: "I am proud to shut down the government..." He's "proud" of the pain he's causing hard-working families who cannot make ends meet. #TrumpShutdown
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@AP If only they would vote to remove our Confederate president.
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@dougie1710 @BetteMidler @NRA Most of us in the US (the majority of us being Democrats) fail to understand it, too. #GunControlNow
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@GeorgeGLarson @DeAnna4Congress If they had been black and armed they would have been shot. That's why #whiteprivilege is trending.
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