@algingersmith @LMSBOSSY @BuggySwires Cheap back of a van cheese may be available…

@edwardrhbarlow Oh my lawd, Fitzcarraldo of the Am, I love it!

@edwardrhbarlow Now that would be a great storyline!

@algingersmith @oedipusscat @MumofFatCassie I’m afraid I was indoctrinated in the cult as a child and have dipped in and out over the decades, can’t ever really give it up. But following generations proved resistant, my kids groaned at #TheArchers theme tune & have better things to do. 😉

@algingersmith @oedipusscat @MumofFatCassie It really is. And chasing the nonexistent youth audience is just sad.

@algingersmith @oedipusscat @MumofFatCassie Or Kirsty finds that Rochelle is living on Rex’s boat and poor ex-Rex is blocking up the bilges. #TheArchers

@algingersmith @LMSBOSSY @BuggySwires I’m fine with that. He can do a cameo.

@algingersmith @oedipusscat @MumofFatCassie 🤪🤷🏻‍♀️ Eddy ‘discovers’ he’s really a woman?

@algingersmith @LMSBOSSY @BuggySwires Noooo, I love the poop flood. It’s rural and topical, and it doesn’t involve the tedious yoof. #TheArchers

@Kernow27 @sarforalltosee With Jazzer already in the family? Jazzer, Trazzer, Chazzer. Brazzer!!?? 😬

@algingersmith @LMSBOSSY @BuggySwires And the sewage farm? Never.

@oedipusscat @MumofFatCassie Much less bizarre than expecting us followers of an everyday story of country folk to be gripped by teen emotions and 20-somethings eating a takeaway. #TheArchers

Actors must yearn for a line like ‘Sloshing about in fecal matter’. #TheArchers @ambridgeview

@19CEN Ta-da!

@BuggySwires @lidlkim Meanwhile Clarrie, at home, is splitting her sides at the news. #TheArchers

@RoslynByfield @ImogenMartin9 They didn’t follow with ‘If you’ve been affected by anything in this…’ #TheArchers

@RorschachPam Could be an ale. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@aroundrobinbook @Felpercathedral And in the countryside. *Shocked face.*