Charlie Notton🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧
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Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner. All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
Marlborough, Wiltshire
Joined May 2012
@BuggySwires Alarmingly, to assist with childbirth. Specifically, the performance of rapid emergency pelviotomies.
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Chaos continues to reign in Ambridge. Have Kenton and Jolene found there's more stools than usual in the bar? #TheArchers
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Zainab makes an upsetting discovery. There's a five pound black ribbed knobble wrapped round her scooter's exhaust and rear wheel! #TheArchers
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We are ruled by Keir Starmer and someone asks this...
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@Sandford_Police I'd like to give up crime, but I don't currently do crime. Should I take up crime so I can give it up?
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Tony feels happier doing something. But we all know he's just going through the motions. #TheArchers
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Soooozan, sharing with Tracy and Jazzer would be much better that sharing with Helen. At least Tracy and Jazzer won't suck your blood while you sleep. #TheArchers
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"The girls treat the farmhouse like it's their own home" said Helen "And I've decided it's mine so they'll just have to back down." #TheArchers
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Ben attempts to help. In fairness, you could put this on any episode he's in. Bless his little cotton y-fronts. #TheArchers
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@adamleigh25 @Number10cat Every time I see a video like this, I always want to ask how. Then I realise the answer is always the same. Because cat.
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@JohnMartinPugh They're trying, but there's a negative constituency in the fandom that just hates everything that's happened since 1996... I'm not a fan of Matt Smith's era, and there's a couple of real stinkers. This to me means that you can love a series but not every episode.
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@theJeremyVine Worst case, possible violation of HC rule 184 by the KY plated car; definite violation of HC rule 185 by the other one.
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Chris is honest. "Oh, Alice, I can't lie any more... I really want to get back together with Amy!" #TheArchers
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