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Join Matthew, Keri AND 22 NEW PATRONS!
Baking in the oven, we have:
Love at First Sting?: Zainab scooters into Ben's life.
Bad-Time Story: Alice reads George his wrongs.
Fake Off: Khalil likes to stir, but still gets his cake.
🐝 🍏♥️🍏 🐝
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I am LONGING for Fallon to leave The Tea Room and for it to remain boarded up and empty for YEARS and not earning Helen and Tom a penny and for the cheese empire to crumble. 🙏🏻
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I SIMPLY CANNOT SUFFICIENTLY EXPRESS QUITE HOW INSUFFERABLY IRRITATING PIP IS.
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Q: What are you listening to?
Me: A radio drama about an elderly man’s possessions having been slightly moved, some pie-nobbling and a woman who has made a sandwich and now believes she will be running a chain of cafés…
🙃
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Interesting how Alice can sense that Fallon and Harrison are being slightly ‘off’ but fails to notice her boyfriend’s a massive wanker.
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The notion that Ruairi’s presence actually helps Julieanne to seal deals or climb corporate ladders is so far beyond the realms of sense that it’s currently circling the galaxy candidate hd1.
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Still processing Helen’s low blow about Kirsty not having any children.
What an absolute shitehawk.
That’s her ‘mate’.
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If Lily and Freddie’s father liked picking wild plants to eat, he’d be Nigel Forage.
Oh, please yourselves.
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The acting by the Neil, Soosan and Emmurr actors is SOOOO
BLOODY GREAT!!! 👏🏻
Bet they loved doing these scenes.
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Joy is just bloody brilliant.
Carries sausage rolls around.
Opens the shop for emergency chocolate purchases.
Has a brilliant voice.
Is always perky.
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Was absolutely gripped by that episode.
All of it.
Tremendous acting - particularly by Louiza Patikas.
👏🏻
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No matter how many years you’ve listened to Eddie Grundy being an idiot, it is still somehow shocking to hear just how idiotic he is.
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Still laughing at Natasha saying that they might have to actually take things to keep the babies amused, plus food drink and nappies to the photo shoot.
LIKE YOU DO EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A BABY ANYWHERE.
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How lovely of you, Helen.
Shitting on Fallon.
May your cheeses never be stocked by Grey Gables.
Or by anyone.
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It’s a very special day for our Matthew.
Yes, the magnificent
@MrWeir
is celebrating 50 fine years on the planet!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
🥂 ♥️🍏🎈🎂🎈🍏♥️🥂
#TheArchers
(Hand painted graphics by technical expert
@KeriWarbis
).
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And, as if by magic, Leonard suddenly appears in order to fix the broken thing.
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Such a blessed relief when more people come to know.
And then reflect on recent weeks.
Bloody loving it.
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A GP ringing a patient in person and offering a same day appointment.
Am I tripping?
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The vegans and vegetarians are going to LOVE The Tea Room covered in recently slaughtered cow hides.
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When they dunk Rob’s head into the font, the water will ferociously bubble and evaporate and the church spire will start spinning around.
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Harry’s a certified twat now.
It’s official. Perfect.
Although most of us have known it since he first appeared.
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LARK RISE TO SODDING BLOODY CANDLEFORD CAN DO ONE.
It’s like torture. The number of times it is said.
Make it stop.
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Ohhhhh Jim. Knowing JUST what Helen means about feeling the need to see her abuser actually dead.
Heartbreaking.
Lovely Jim.
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Ben: Chelsea’s pregnant.
Rooth: Tracy’s Chelsea?
Ben: No. The fucking football team. Who do you think?
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Helen. Jack is 7.
Please get some professional advice on all of this and for you and then be quite quiet for a long time.
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‘It’s obvious when you think about it!!!’
Said nobody ever about bell ringing as a means of keeping an alcoholic on track and not spiralling out of control.
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Poor Adil. He’s gone through about 30 character transformations since he first arrived in Ambridge.
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I have a fantasy that Elizabeth will see a shop window FULL of those deep fruit bowls with Autumn leaves painted on them and it will be THIS realisation that leads to her dumping Mince.
Just wanted to share with the group.
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Helen: I’ve ended things with Lee.
Ian: What?!
Helen: Well. He’s moved to Weatherfield and is also starring as Prince Charming in pantomime in Darlington rather than be around me and the boys, so I chucked him.
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Miles: This has been horrible. Like ploughing into infinite darkness.
Harrison. It feels like that, I know. But the Omnibus is only actually 75 minutes long.
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Mick: And you don’t have to tell me anything you don’t want to.
Us: YES SHE DOES HAVE TO OR WE WON’T FIND OUT ABOUT ROCHELLE THE GLOVE PUPPET/CRIMINAL/DEAD/TRANS/NON-EXISTENT DAUGHTER.
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Lee wakes up, smells the coffee, realises Helen is a twat, legs it to San Francisco before he gets done for Rob’s pretend head injury.
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George now has to weave some serious web of lies.
What if those in the other car saw him at the wheel?
And will Will lie for him?
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‘HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE ON HOW MANY CONTINENTS?!!’
Touché.
Wow.
Love this.
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Went down memory lane, thinking about Helen and Lee 4 years ago and what I thought of them as a couple back in their early days…. 🥰
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Helen’s presumption that Lee will fit around her and the boys from here on. Bloody hell.
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Any 18/19 year old getting quite so aggressively competitive about a village egg and spoon race is in need of some kind of professional assessment.
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A Tale of Two Drunks.
It was the worst of times (Harry), it was the best of times (Tony).
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Blah blah blah cat blah blah blah pie blah blah blah job dissatisfaction blah blah blah primary school nonsense blah blah blah sunflower
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Has Tony forgotten about Helen drink driving, hitting Mike Tucker and Tom taking the blame in a big cover up years ago?
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Hats off to Louisa Patikas for unfailingly playing Helen as a cold, patronising irritant.
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Bit weird that Helen can’t fathom how Henry has been manipulated by Rob when she’s been so manipulated then and now.
HE’S A CHILD.
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Covering for your child’s misdemeanours short term will not help them middle to long term.
Plus, you are lying to people.
YOU ARSEHOLES.
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Is it usual, where urine tests are done and tested for pregnancy (as for Fallon at the hospital), to share the result with the woman patient and her partner at the same time?
Seems off w/o fully knowing about the relationship.
Shouldn’t the woman be told alone?
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Hearing the gaping chasm between the monied (those bidding for land) and the non monied (the Grundy family) was torture.
More torturous though was how Clarrie’s put up with Eddie’s shit for so long.
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When Stella and Pip are more solid will Pip find she is pregnant with Toby’s baby?
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HOW HAVE WE ALL SURVIVED IN TEA ROOMS WITHOUT ANIMAL SKINS ATTACHED TO THE WALLS TO ABSORB THE TEASPOON NOISE?
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Right. You MIGHT have concerns about your child dating an alcoholic.
But. You would NOT display such concerns by being weird with the alcoholic and then forbiding your adult child from seeing them, as your first move.
Dear oh dear.
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Fucking hell, Harrison. Shut your mouth. Now is not the time to tell folk you are going to be a dad!
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Such amazing drama.
Enthralling.
Just don’t want it to end.
Bravo and Brava to everybody concerned.
It’s exciting when
#TheArchers
reaches such heights.
* squeals *
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Bloody hell.
Harrison STILL hasn’t tried to help Fallon with the fact she nearly drowned from being trapped inside a car in a river.
More traumatic than the pregnancy situation.
And now this behaviour.
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Friend: What did you do Friday night?
Me: Listened to a dog being put down on my wireless.
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Don’t be cross at Jakob. He hasn’t caused the bloody damage.
It’s Alice’s problem.
(Although he ought to have told Kate).
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Ruth: it’s only a lasagne
Stella * blinded by dog grief tears *: that looks lovely
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Neil’s steady voice of reason about the seriousness of the situation, whilst appreciating that George is a young adult who may well be at risk of giving up on life is a relief.
The ‘I love you very much and that will never change’ was heartbreaking.
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Do we think New Robert has been scripted to be cross to ease us in to the newness of his voice, rather than him trying to immediately emulate the softness of the Robert we have come to know and love?
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Emmurr wises up.
Wish some more people would realise some of these Andrew Tate lovers are closer than they think.
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Jakob should be available for hire for a fair few characters in
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to deliver home truths.
And for a fair few characters who are not in it.
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Ed will fucking FLIP when he finds out Will and Emmurr have been conspiring behind his back.
Oh dear oh dear.
How delicious.
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Oh. Helen. Helen. Helen.
This isn’t the way.
And NOW will she get some proper professional help for her and her little family?
Really hope so.
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Joy. One minute selling greetings cards in the village shop. Next minute accompanying a shopper to visit a dying narcissist.
All part of the service.
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A shame we didn’t get to hear Pat and Tony react to Helen and her dumping tale.
A bit of histrionics from Pat and catastrophising by Tony would have been a tonic.
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All of these supposedly typically feminine activities for the hen: cakes, manicures, pedicures, rom coms leave me cold tbh.
Mucho tedioso.
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Bloody hell, I would LOVE to go to a restaurant and drink Chablis with Brian.
Would go the whole hog too.
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Helen bloody loving a biscuit is a bit of a turning point, on top of the fish finger sarnie.
Wonder if it was a Hobrob.
Or a Robnob.
Soz.
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Grey Gables should hire the entire village.
All future episodes of
#TheArchers
taking place in the hotel.
Like Crossroads. For the ears.
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CAN WE HAVE SOME DIFFERENT STORYLINES APART FROM DENISTAIR/ALISE RUNNING ALONGSIDE THE CRASH ONE PLEASE?
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Just heard Wednesday’s episode.
One of the most peculiar ever.
And, as we all know, that’s really saying something.
#parkourinthepub
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If Hazel doesn’t fall down the icy steep stairs at the flat above the shop at some point then why did they mention the icy steep stairs being dangerous.
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