@libertine95
"There's been a cancellation at Bristol Airport, but which gate is it at, Chris Kamara?"
...
"No you're right, I saw the pilot leave, I thought the plane had just landed, Jeff"
@LUFC
Damn, I was expecting a manager who has frequently given his line up in press conferences, shown the world how he prepares for matches and played the same system since August 2018 to spring a surprise on mid-table West Ham.
@FootballCliches
"As NATO pondered whether to jump to the defence of Ukraine, it was Leeds United who turned to America to get them out of a hole in their battle against relegation"
Owner's off his tits and it's not even 6pm on a Thursday, while Orta and Kinnear go on a wild goose chase around Europe for a permanent manager so that a futsal coach can go back to his role managing the U21s. This is the Leeds United I fell in love with
@FootballJOE
Experts predict that by 2023, you'll never be further than 3 feet from an ex Watford manager, an ex cabinet minister or a member of Gareth Southgate's provisional World Cup Squad, and no more than a mile from someone who's all three.
@MNateShyamalan
Jk: there's a foreign school, from a cold country further north
Editor: Sweden? Norway? Finland?
Jk: I was thinking Bulgaria
Editor: *checks Google Earth* oh
@NabilaShiraz
@georgiatownend_
It's not Islamophobic to call out a country that happens to be predominantly Muslim because of its human rights record. You wouldn't want to be labelled an anti semite for criticism of Israel.
@WattleAve
@PhilHay_
@Michael_TSB
@DanMoylan
@MoscowhiteTSB
Always grateful to MB. Offered to name Thorp Arch and waiting for his feed back. Tried several times to get in touch. respect and admiration for whom took us back in PL. We had a great partnership, it was a very hard decision for me that I acted in best interest of the club 💛💙
@Dr_RaulDuke
Glad they clarified this part, for those of us who got caught up in the little known Chesterfield ritual of smashing am injured arm with a sledgehammer
He'll be very fondly remembered in the years after he decides he's done here. Served this club for many years, had his setbacks and come out swinging every time and has always been a fantastic ambassador for the club. Could very well go down as a Leeds United legend.
@FootyAccums
Says more about their players and the recruitment than it does about him. Any decent DoF weeds these characters out before drafting any shortlists.
@_CarltonCole9
People who want to see Camila Cabello will pay to see one of her concerts. The lack of awareness- especially in the context of what fans had already been subjected to outside- is absolutely fucking staggering.
@nocontextfm1
Everyone at Man Utd. Had one save where they won 7/8 league titles in the 2020s and Ole was still at the wheel, hoovering up trophies like a prime Ferguson
@TheSquareBall
Someone has to call this for what it is. A false flag operation by PGMOL to give opposition players cuts and bruises in order to keep Wolves out of the Champions League.
I asked chatGPT to generate a transcript of an episode in which Neil Warnock makes a guest appearance on
@TheSquareBall
. Decide between yourselves who James is.
Sam Byram has returned to Leeds United on trial ahead of a potential free transfer move this summer.
The 29 year old was released by Norwich City at the end of last season, and made 47 appearances for the Canaries where he was also managed by current Leeds head coach Daniel
@ellufc
Find Wrexham a lot more palatable, their owners have at least made a conscious effort to connect with the community and have achieved something for all the glitz and glamour they've brought. Birmingham's owners took them down and they're out here treating games like the Oscars.
Tuchel: *takes Fat Frank’s job*
English media: pffft, let’s see him do better
Tuchel: *does significantly bigger*
English media: congratulations to the guy that came before him who was sacked for not being good enough
I don't personally know
@SeniorGareth
, but he's instantly recognisable for his efforts in bringing this club and its fans together to remember these men each year.
Thanks Gareth, for everything you do at this time of year. RIP Chris and Kev. Never forgotten. 🤍💙💛
🤍 "𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲"
Eddie Gray and the
#LUFC
team joined the families of Chris and Kev today, to pay their respects at Elland Road
@rjb_1998
The bigger epidemic is multiple sections of the same fanbase singing the same song completely out of time with each other. Has to be stamped out.
We're angry at the players and rightly so, but the accusations levelled at Ayling don't sit right with me. Looks to me like one person's seen what they've wanted to see and everyone else has lapped it up. Let's not turn on one of the few good lads off a Chinese whisper.
Since
@TheSquareBall
started doing podcasts again:
4 straight wins
3 clean sheets
A comeback victory
Our first penalty since the Stone Age
We're going up bastard champions this year
Tony Bloom feels like the gold standard of football owners, that club is run absolutely impeccably. For all the good intentions, our board should be taking notes from him because we're still a way off being run that well.
@BBCMOTD
@LUFC
@lukeayling_8
What a guy, massive pair of bollocks on him, not just for the interviews but fit the way he's pulled us through when we most needed someone to step up. Whenever the time comes for him to go, he'll go down as a legend here
@RafaelH117
Newsflash: he's our player, he signed a contract with us. That gives us the right to set our own buyout price. It's not our problem Barcelona can only afford to pay in monopoly money
@HLTCO
It's a symptom of the absolute cancer that is modern football. People who have never been to a game in their life trying to tell people who were there how to react to a dramatic moment. It's the TikTok generation that experience this sport exclusively through a screen.
@GrahamSmyth
"We were in a good position", we hadn't won a league match in nearly three months and were clinging on to a spot above the bottom 3 by a gnat's pube. But aye, apart from that it was going swimmingly 🥴