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Leeds lad living in Cwmbran, dad to Zoe (and her unnamed sister due in October 👀), volunteer football coach and full-time waffler

Cwmbran, Wales
Joined October 2012
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2 years
Officially a Leeds dad as of 27/12/22. Say hello to Zoe 😍
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@c8nnor Moretti playing the Sammy Szmodics role in that lineup
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Us at Millwall and Sheffield Wednesday after gloating about never seeing them again 3 years ago
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5 years
@michaelmonan01 Having actually worked on Lloyds phones, I can verify that trial shifts aren’t a thing @_DHOTYA
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1 year
@libertine95 "There's been a cancellation at Bristol Airport, but which gate is it at, Chris Kamara?" ... "No you're right, I saw the pilot leave, I thought the plane had just landed, Jeff"
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2 years
@Ozzyldn @FootyAccums Careful, last thing Gazza needs is a sniff
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3 years
@li4mlufc Idk what’s worse, the fact he bought a Ronaldo 7 top, or that he spent 100 quid on a lighter
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@DeadMenTom A week off work to shag Margaret Thatcher in York. Yikes 😂
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4 months
@louorns Followed closely by what they did to Scotland in the first 20 mins
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2 years
@Calvbetton Didn't people used to get punched for throwing a pint on someone? Can we renormalise this?
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4 years
You just had to be there
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@secondtierpod Bonus points for being in the second tier
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2 years
"I had a pun lined up, but it would take a Braverman than me to deliver it. Goodnight"
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2 years
Lineker’s going to come out with a pun for the ages in his first broadcast back isn’t he
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@LUFC Damn, I was expecting a manager who has frequently given his line up in press conferences, shown the world how he prepares for matches and played the same system since August 2018 to spring a surprise on mid-table West Ham.
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3 years
@FootballCliches "As NATO pondered whether to jump to the defence of Ukraine, it was Leeds United who turned to America to get them out of a hole in their battle against relegation"
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4 years
@BBCBreaking Here for the people who think their lives are genuinely interesting enough for Bill Gates to put a tracking chip in them
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5 years
That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back and I wholeheartedly thank @RiotBadger for it @KikoCasilla13
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2 years
Owner's off his tits and it's not even 6pm on a Thursday, while Orta and Kinnear go on a wild goose chase around Europe for a permanent manager so that a futsal coach can go back to his role managing the U21s. This is the Leeds United I fell in love with
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2 years
@FootballJOE Experts predict that by 2023, you'll never be further than 3 feet from an ex Watford manager, an ex cabinet minister or a member of Gareth Southgate's provisional World Cup Squad, and no more than a mile from someone who's all three.
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1 year
@MNateShyamalan Jk: there's a foreign school, from a cold country further north Editor: Sweden? Norway? Finland? Jk: I was thinking Bulgaria Editor: *checks Google Earth* oh
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2 years
@NabilaShiraz @georgiatownend_ It's not Islamophobic to call out a country that happens to be predominantly Muslim because of its human rights record. You wouldn't want to be labelled an anti semite for criticism of Israel.
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2 years
"Bell Marcelo again lad"
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@WattleAve @PhilHay_ @Michael_TSB @DanMoylan @MoscowhiteTSB Always grateful to MB. Offered to name Thorp Arch and waiting for his feed back. Tried several times to get in touch. respect and admiration for whom took us back in PL. We had a great partnership, it was a very hard decision for me that I acted in best interest of the club 💛💙
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5 years
@Dr_RaulDuke Glad they clarified this part, for those of us who got caught up in the little known Chesterfield ritual of smashing am injured arm with a sledgehammer
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4 years
Officially a homeowner at 25. Buzzing doesn't quite cut it.
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2 years
Found my new favourite reaction meme @TheSquareBall
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He'll be very fondly remembered in the years after he decides he's done here. Served this club for many years, had his setbacks and come out swinging every time and has always been a fantastic ambassador for the club. Could very well go down as a Leeds United legend.
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2 years
🗣️ "I hid away from interviews for years in my career." Luke Ayling opens up about dealing with his stammer following the interview with @Semaken
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1 year
Permanent relegation release clauses for cash up front
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guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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@HiMartinHere "On the way down to Gloucester absolutely loving the tunes"
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2 years
Bit of transfer news 👀 @HannahSampsonxo
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@hanjaco @sportbible If we played teams like PEC Zwolle every week, we'd probably have a healthy domestic haul too.
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@FootyAccums Says more about their players and the recruitment than it does about him. Any decent DoF weeds these characters out before drafting any shortlists.
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@secondtierpod Not all EFL teams, Everton are here as well
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Wi’t ball Wi’out ball @TheSquareBall
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@nocontextfm1 "Money talks though, would a pay rise tempt you to stay?"
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@AwayDays_ If that had been English fans in Spain, police would've knocked at least 15 of them unconscious
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2 years
@_CarltonCole9 People who want to see Camila Cabello will pay to see one of her concerts. The lack of awareness- especially in the context of what fans had already been subjected to outside- is absolutely fucking staggering.
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2 years
@fesshole That was "They All Taste Like Carling" by Lads Lads Lads from their album We're Going To Ibiza Part II
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@johnspacemuller Can you tell we’ve been missing Bamford and a decent number 10 all season?
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2 years
Rate the limbs there, proper football 👌
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🗣️ "That is a WONDERFUL goal" 👏 Heartbreak for Accrington as Bolton lead 2-0 💔
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@secondtierpod Injured my eyes with that back pass
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2 years
Why do Scum fans like to act like their players are hard? Spent half the game on the floor last week at ER 😂
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If de bruyne tried this on Ten Hag, not even joking Martinez and Casemiro would have been arrested for attempted murder😭
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5 years
Looks like first leg will be Saturday teatime 👀
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6 years
Our Swedish warrior here, implying that on Saturday, it'll be socially acceptable to start drinking at 8am
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3 years
I see Paul Heckimgbottom’s career has taken an interesting turn @TheSquareBall
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@nocontextfm1 My big toe will run FM if you’re not a 3D highlights nonce
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Look what you've done 🤦‍♂️ @TheSquareBall @Michael_TSB
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@nocontextfm1 Everyone at Man Utd. Had one save where they won 7/8 league titles in the 2020s and Ole was still at the wheel, hoovering up trophies like a prime Ferguson
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GREALISH AND HENDO FODEN AND SANCHO RICE AND THE YORKSHIRE PIRLO
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@FortunesFrom @GetFootballEU You're less likely to score a penalty than you are from a yard out with the keeper on the deck
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Felix Wiedwald's magic, He wears a Leeds fan's hat, And if you throw a cap for him, He'll say cheers thanks for that #lufc
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2 years
@TheSquareBall Someone has to call this for what it is. A false flag operation by PGMOL to give opposition players cuts and bruises in order to keep Wolves out of the Champions League.
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@FIFAcom @Dominicmatteo21 @acmilan @FCBarcelona @ChampionsLeague Dom Matteo, scored a consequential great goal, in the San Siro
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@LUFC Byram and Cooper at the back in the Championship? Were the last 7 years a fever dream?
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@TerribleMaps Ah yes, Iran. Neighboured by Milton Keynes.
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@SoVeryBritish Cancelled Trains, Delayed Planes and Cautiously Driven Automobiles
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@secondtierpod The gif feels very fitting
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9. "Fuck sake, Leeds"
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8 lines any Yorkshire lad or lass say shit loads during their life.... 1. "Jobs a gud un" 😁 2. "It'll b'reyt" 😉 3. "Ow Much" 😲 4. "Bastard" 😡 5. "Tekin Piss?" 😳 6. "Pissin missen" 🤣 7. "Am Knackered" 😴 8. "Brew?" 😀
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I asked chatGPT to generate a transcript of an episode in which Neil Warnock makes a guest appearance on @TheSquareBall . Decide between yourselves who James is.
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Waiting for the EFL to approve a takeover, partnered with Flamingo Land, Byram at the club. It's like 2014 never truly ended.
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Sam Byram has returned to Leeds United on trial ahead of a potential free transfer move this summer. The 29 year old was released by Norwich City at the end of last season, and made 47 appearances for the Canaries where he was also managed by current Leeds head coach Daniel
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@nocontextfm1 This would be a more accurate substitute for the bottom left pic
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@ellufc Find Wrexham a lot more palatable, their owners have at least made a conscious effort to connect with the community and have achieved something for all the glitz and glamour they've brought. Birmingham's owners took them down and they're out here treating games like the Oscars.
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Last year's lucky shirt (blue away top) has been useless all season. Time for one last Hail Mary @TheSquareBall
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Tuchel: *takes Fat Frank’s job* English media: pffft, let’s see him do better Tuchel: *does significantly bigger* English media: congratulations to the guy that came before him who was sacked for not being good enough
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@HoltChris You sure he wasn't just trying to say "you're number 18?"
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I don't personally know @SeniorGareth , but he's instantly recognisable for his efforts in bringing this club and its fans together to remember these men each year. Thanks Gareth, for everything you do at this time of year. RIP Chris and Kev. Never forgotten. 🤍💙💛
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🤍 "𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲" Eddie Gray and the #LUFC team joined the families of Chris and Kev today, to pay their respects at Elland Road
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@TheFamousCIub What a 12 months it's been
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@rjb_1998 The bigger epidemic is multiple sections of the same fanbase singing the same song completely out of time with each other. Has to be stamped out.
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@CrambazzledTask What do you mean 9-year-old Raphinha wasn't completely mesmerised by the sight of Sean Gregan on a Tuesday night at Rotherham?
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We're angry at the players and rightly so, but the accusations levelled at Ayling don't sit right with me. Looks to me like one person's seen what they've wanted to see and everyone else has lapped it up. Let's not turn on one of the few good lads off a Chinese whisper.
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@HipsterManager "Heard you've been ruining the planet. We can't be having that mate"
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@Owens_EFC Please tell me you chucked more on at 2-0 up
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@SaintLambo07 When you did heading drills in training, did you literally head drills?
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Since @TheSquareBall started doing podcasts again: 4 straight wins 3 clean sheets A comeback victory Our first penalty since the Stone Age We're going up bastard champions this year
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@talkSPORT Harry Kewell and it's not even close. Most in the replies will have breached rivalries, he breached basic humanity.
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Tony Bloom feels like the gold standard of football owners, that club is run absolutely impeccably. For all the good intentions, our board should be taking notes from him because we're still a way off being run that well.
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@BBCMOTD @LUFC @lukeayling_8 What a guy, massive pair of bollocks on him, not just for the interviews but fit the way he's pulled us through when we most needed someone to step up. Whenever the time comes for him to go, he'll go down as a legend here
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@RafaelH117 Newsflash: he's our player, he signed a contract with us. That gives us the right to set our own buyout price. It's not our problem Barcelona can only afford to pay in monopoly money
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@Tomtownend99 @wooleeds Second yellow for dissent
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@LUFC @EASPORTSFIFA Another year at our spiritual home 😍
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@secondtierpod How times have changed 😂🕵🏻‍♂️
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@AndyTHFC14 @julesbevis By the looks of it, your English isn't up to much either
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Back on the road tomorrow. Can't wait #lufc
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@HLTCO It's a symptom of the absolute cancer that is modern football. People who have never been to a game in their life trying to tell people who were there how to react to a dramatic moment. It's the TikTok generation that experience this sport exclusively through a screen.
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@GrahamSmyth "We were in a good position", we hadn't won a league match in nearly three months and were clinging on to a spot above the bottom 3 by a gnat's pube. But aye, apart from that it was going swimmingly 🥴
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