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Pinning this for gaff Sunday purposes, hours ae entertainment
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Not a phone in sight just people living in the moment. The magic of the FA cup 😻
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Been down a few k holes in ma time but was so mwi yesterday a thought a was a cheerio, convinced masel a was off to start ma new life as a bit ae cereal sitting waiting to be covered in milk wi aw ma cheerio pals. Maybe best if a lay off it for a while.
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What a start to the holiday that would be. Sitting watching the departure board like Gillette Soccer Saturday shouting I just need KLM to Amsterdam for £200.
I don’t think anything screams “I have a gambling problem” more than someone who bets on whether flights will be delayed
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Mental how undercover polis are single handedly keeping superdry afloat
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Only in Scotland would a company hit out wi a statement to confirm it’s still unhealthy as fuck so folk don’t patch it. Here for a good time no a long time.
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Thought for a second the boys dishing out patsys oi oi but naw that’s an actual fruit salad hahahahaha tinpot Elton John bastards fuck watford
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As if Danny Dyers called his daughter Dani Dyer hahaha just can’t get me nut round it.
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Storm Dylan hahahaha fs, this storms got 2 standard grades and ADHD
Storm Dylan set to batter Edinburgh with wind and rain on Hogmanay:
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Nothing worse than serving girls you've slept with in McDonald's, especially when you've told them your a professional footballer.
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Typical Edinburgh uni wanker. We’ll see how his “privileged background” and “daddy’s credit card” get on in saughton, fucking rapist tory bastard.
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Poor dugs, aw yer dug pals down eh park sniffing arseholes but you canny cos you’ve got hibs v motherwell at 3.
Hibs will use SNIFFER DOGS to combat fans bringing flares and drugs to games as club plan to ramp up CCTV system
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Top ae the patsy table for another year, we shall not be moved 🏴
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Mental how burds spend months starvin n drinking fancy water to end up on holiday snorting coke getting fingered on a beach n scranin kebabs
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Did nae cunt tell Mensur Suljovic about walking out to simply the best in Aberdeen hahahaha mon eh darts x
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Hahahaha looks lit one eh those fiat 500 burds pure fuming cause her order fi misguided looks fuck all lit the picture. I can’t even 🤣🤣🤣🤣💅🏻
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Well done Harry Kane the first spastic to win the golden boot, 5 goals against diddy teams making up the numbers and a penalty against colombia. Still canny say six sizzling sausages without drowning in his own saliva x
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fuck knows how folk survive heavy dance music festivals 10 minutes eh that noise an am like right alexa play angel eyes by abba
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Burds in those big fila sneaks are dain it like magine catching a volley doon the astro wi those stompers on, goalies got nata chance. Shot Power - 99
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country spends BILLIONS on poppies to make themselves feel better and this poor guys sleeping in a box, embarrassing.
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Will these cunts ever learn?
🗣️ "I'm not disrespectful about Scotland, I'm honest. England Under-21s could beat Scotland's first team, and I don't climb down from that."
🗣️ "Look at the quality the U21s. Mason Greenwood is better than anything in the Scotland team!"
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September 2014, the mighty hibs 3-0 up and cruising in front of an empty ibrox. Allocated 900 seats despite 25,000 empty seats in the ground, refused additional tickets which beggars belief.
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No one in football deserves a career ending injury more than Steven Naismith.
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Mind this game, first game against the Huns after embarrassing them at hampden, we were promised “revenge of the bears on and off the park” strolled up to their midden nae bor skudded them 3-2 again and they phoned the polis on Neil Lennon 😂😂😂
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Hope the 400k travelling fans and wee hasbulla enjoyed that one, pumped.
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Business as normal then
People outside Aberdeen told not to visit the city.
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Craig Levein absolutely raging, threatening Cowdenbeath about players coming on loan what a bitter clown 🤣🤣
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Eurovision the night, any old excuse for a throwback to the time Moldova dropped this absolute banger 🇲🇩🎷
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Landlords in Edinburgh have absolutely no shame, I’ve chucked an extra £150 on the monthly rent do you still want the viewing 🤣🤣🤣
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The best there is, The best there was, The best there will ever be x
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Jack Ross punted a week before a cup final and Shaun Maloney sacked after 19 games in charge. What manager in their right mind would want the hibs job now?
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In football terms this is the Neil Lennon throwing a chair at Flo Kamberi moment. She’s lost the dressing room, it’s all unravelling. Won’t be long until she’s got 4 left backs starting away to Killie.
Nicola Sturgeon announces that from tomorrow, all household contacts of any confirmed Covid case in Scotland should isolate for ten days – regardless of their vaccination status and an initial negative PCR test result.
Follow the latest -
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DO NOT FILL OUT THIS FORM. This is for police Scotland so they can intercept your bus on the way through to hampden and check if any fully grown men are having a couple of cans on the way to the game. Rats.
If you are organising a coach or minibus to the
#PremierSportsCup
Final, please register your details with the club 👇
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Massive night in the Scottish Premiership tonight - 3rd place, European spots, 3 teams in a relegation battle and play off places to be decided.
@SkySports
have the rights to these games but are not bothering because they can’t be arsed get them so far to fuck.
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Dalkeith is some place like ye dinny ken if yer in for a beating or a quick game ae doubles.
A shopkeeper in Dalkeith fought off a knife-wielding robber by hitting him over the head with a badminton racquet
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Disgraceful sentence boys been made an example of due to the demonisation of working class football fans by the media and politicians. 3 months for kicking a football when beasts get community service 🤷🏼♂️
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Police Scotland here using a picture ae polish fans wi a flare 3 year ago to bully working class football fans and justify the fact you do more time for letting off a smoke bomb than you do for beasting kids. Fuck right off.
'Matter of time' before flares in Scottish football kill someone - police chief
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Hahahaha police Scotland absolute guffies, what they dain zonal marking
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Andy Robertson the only guy in Scotland that canny turn up for his work after a heavy weekend.
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Hibs accepting bids for Porteous and Nisbet on the same day so they can car share down to London. The Greenest club in Scotland you’ll never sing that 🍃
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Just Spotted Scott Allan cruising along the M8, roof down, Ireland tracky top on, "BRITS OUT" bumper sticker and fields of athenry blaring.
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Hahahaha finished ma dinner and am like cheers gran that was different gravy, she pipes up wi “naw son that’s the same gravy a always use” 🙃
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We’ve picked up a French hitch hiker on the way back fi Ross county away and he’s coming to widdy, mon eh hibs
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Folk laughing at this boy for being a specky hotdog but a real intellectual can see he throws the ball to the throw in taker (Lustig), speeding up the game and saving Edouard the hassle. Respect👏🏻
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Looking forward to this episode being released on pornhub.
Fake taxi driver sets fire to front door after trying to get into woman’s home
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Get it right up the rest of Scottish football, every year they’ve got tae read this pish knowing fine well no matter what happens they‘ll never see celebrations like this ever again x
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Aaron Hickey? Aye he was over at mines last night cleaning ma fucking shoes, that guy works for me x
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McCrorie will join Ojo, Bryson and McGeouch in choosing Aberdeen over Hibs. Like the 3 before him he’ll spend most of his time up there watching the ball sail over his head.
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Here hen is ur name brexit? cause am taken u right out the single market oi oi x
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Scotland have mare folk than Uruguay, but they’ve got Cavani and Suárez up top we’ve got McLeish kicking about english lower league teams asking if any cunts got a Scottish gran???
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Big fan of the ibrox steward giving us the cupped ears and wapping out his season ticket 7 seconds later boom penalty kick cheating hun bastard 2-1 thank you very much 👌🏻
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Nutmegged by Simon Murray, injured for 3 year and along the M8 on a free transfer after a few decent games. That’s John Souttar away x
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@How3s99
this wee mans gonna be getting the oh sorry sorry we’re so sorry patter for the rest of his days.
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Make sure the banner is straight so it looks lovely for the photos guys 🤣🤣🤣
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how’s that banner just sitting there live on the tele? if this was in Scotland G4S, polis armed wi tasers and Leeann Dempster would be up tearing it down and lifting cunts.
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@HibernianFC
4 year deal, that’ll be some pay off when he’s sacked by Christmas.
No but seriously, welcome to the club Lee Johnson.
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Laura mate yer 3 month off a pension what ye aw aboot squirting cream at folk for attention, pit the kettle on doll x
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Hibs absolutely robbed of a top 6 finish, very Hibs class indeed to accept it and move on for the greater good of Scottish football HH
@ClydeSSB
Here are the final placings, determined by points per game in league matches played to 13 March 2020 by each club.
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Paul McGinn international caps -1
Aaron Fraser burds winched - 0
PAUL MCGINN IS NOW AN INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALLER HAHAHAHHAHA END ME
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Celtics run to the League Cup Final -
Round of 16 - Refused to give Hearts any tickets
Quarter Final - Refused to give Raith any tickets - 30k empty seats.
Semi final - played St Johnstone enough said
Final - refused to half the stadium as terrified of the hibs.
Tainted*
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Hibs fans get blamed for everything man fs. Rangers statement to follow.
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The folk a feel sorry for are the wifeys working in Greggs taking “make sure it’s got meat in it hen” patter aw day off fat builders
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