Josh Sneed
@JoshSneed
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25+ years as a comedian seen on @ComedyCentral & @DrybarComedy Owner: @CincyShirts , @OldSchoolShirts , @InTheClutchCom #StarWars #GoReds #WhoDey
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Check out my latest release from
@800pgm
called "DO OVER!". It's FREE to watch on YouTube and it's a mix of clean material from Comedy Central, audio albums, and Dry Bar. Go give it a watch and share it with someone you love or don't feel like having an awkward conversation about
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This is the longest I've seen
@SNL
go before saying, "Live From New York, It's Saturday Night!"
#DebateNight
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Can't a man just get a shower without having to solve The Da Vinci Code?
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Is it wrong to use the Force to get your kids to go to bed? Asking for a friend.
@HamillHimself
@rianjohnson
#StarWars
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Congratulations to the University of Kentucky on raising yet another banner to your historic rafters.
http://t.co/tdgyUGEBOi
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@SimpsonsQOTD
@gourmetspud
I have come to grips with the fact that this scene will be mentioned in the comments section of every video I post for the rest of my life.
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Name a comedy that you think is a 5/5
Fletch (1985)
Name a comedy that you think is a 5/5
Defending Your Life (1991)
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It has always been a dream of ours to have our merch for sale at Great American Ballpark. Today...that dream came true. Thanks to our entire team for being so awesome to make this possible.
Y’all this stuff never gets old. And we have YOU GUYS to thank for your support for this local T-Shirt shop cause we’re in the OFFICIAL
@reds
Pro Shop!! Now go get your tees.
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It’s a bit of an obligatory pic, but it’s one I’ve dreamt of taking for over 20 years. Thanks to all of you who’ve supported me. A dream is coming true this week.
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Working at
@stlfunnybone
, I heard
@TheRock
was going to be dining at Dierdorf & Harts steakhouse next door. As soon as I got offstage I ran over and waited at the bar of the empty restaurant until he & the great Pat Patterson came out. I told him a joke and gave him my t-shirt.
Now, more than ever, we should share our most mundane celebrity encounters. For example, in 2002 I saw Diane Keaton in the Gap
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I’m pretty sure my 4-yr old daughter is is typing on my wife’s phone...But just in case it’s a trap, I’m playing it safe.
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They tried to tell me nothing was wrong with the garbage disposal....but I felt a six cents.
(If this doesn’t go viral with RT’s then there is no hope for this world. 20 years of doing standup have led to this moment on the Eve of Dad’s nonetheless!)
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Lady next to me on the plane just opened her window shade as we are about to land in Minneapolis from Phoenix...
Woman: “Really white down there.”
Me: “Yeah, looks like they got some snow, too.”
Nothing.
#WhyIDoStandup
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Name someone worse than “Guy on plane who jumps up and into the aisle as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off and has to get their giant suitcase down to the floor even though it won’t be their turn to deplane for 15 minutes”...
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Proud to call this guy a friend. Please watch.
Kirk Herbstreit for the win.
Please listen to all of it.
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Wife startled me when she walked into my office while I was purchasing padded envelopes and shipping tape. I wasn’t doing anything wrong she just caught me buy supplies.
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This Coronavirus has made every commercial feel like looking a rich dude’s Instagram account. I just saw a guy shopping at Lowes and was like...”Man, I wish I could do that.”
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26 years ago today, I did stand-up for the first time. Thank you to everyone who continues to support me on this amazing ride. Just not ready for it to be over quite yet. Will be recording a new special later this year, I can't wait for you all to see it. Cheers!
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I love that he's just as much into game 162 as he was Opening Day. Go
#Reds
.
#RaisingHimRight
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Every time I use our restroom I feel like I’m starting a new episode of Ozark.
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19 years ago today...on Friday the 13th...I walked out of my office at Procter & Gamble for the last time to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. Thank you to everyone who encouraged me to do it and has supported me since then to make sure I never had to go back.
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25 years ago today I stepped onto the stage at Go Bananas to try standup comedy for the very first time. 25 years. Man.
I could write a thousand pages on everything that led up to that night, and ten thousand on everything that’s happened because of it.
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The Reds are playing so bad right now that some of the cardboard cutouts of fans have left GABP to "beat the traffic".
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Thank you
@TMZ
and
@TMZ_Sports
for helping spread the word. This week has been incredible for restoring faith in humanity. Just a surreal few days.
A Cincinnati store that made custom Damar Hamlin shirts in the wake of the Bills safety's medical crisis tells TMZ Sports it's made $50K off the tees ... and is now planning on donating all of that cash to DH's Chasing M's Foundation.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this and I see people saying “stick to comedy” and don’t talk about things when you haven’t done all your homework and nobody asked for my opinion.... but “High School Musical 3” is the best in the trilogy.
And it’s not even close.
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My wife asked five different people if they’d switch seats with me on this airplane. All of them declined her request, so we had to sit next to each other.
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"Unbelievable! They're doing it during the games now!?" - Probably Someone
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But when I looked at the screen, I saw he had changed his character to be Damar Hamlin. I told him how awesome I thought it was as I tried to keep from breaking down in front of him. He said “Maybe put the picture online and it’ll go viral and other kids can do it, too.”
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My son wanted an authentic "blue guy" helmet to wear to
@StarWars
#TheLastJedi
this week. He loved it so much, he got a little choked up.
@HamillHimself
@rianjohnson
@JohnBoyega
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While “Dahmer” could’ve been a full-length movie, it’s definitely more digestible chopped up into smaller pieces.
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That feeling when you realize you’re flying to New Orleans tomorrow and sitting ringside at Wrestlemania on Sunday.
#Woooo
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My business partner said, "This is probably the craziest two weeks notice ever given."
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This is wild. Might have to make a trip to Canton.
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22 years ago today, I did my first open mic night at Go Bananas Comedy Club. Thank you to all who've supported me at any point on this incredible journey that I'm proud is still going. Hope to see you out there.
(Here's my first ever headshot. Photo credit Brian Blinn)
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The pit in my stomach at the Bengals vs Bills game felt even deeper with my 11 year-old son next to me. Trying to help him comprehend what was happening, appreciating the severity and rarity of the situation, and dealing with a helpless feeling of not knowing what to do.
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Finally, an unfiltered reaction video when the Bengals beat Tennessee.
#WhoDey
#RuleTheJungle
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When your team tweets out a link to the movie you worked on.
#GoReds
#TakeTheCentral
The Starlite Drive-in will host a screening of "How We Lookin'?", a documentary film chronicling the Hall of Fame career of Marty Brennaman, on Monday night, August 17. Box office opens at 6 p.m., feature presentation begins at 9 p.m.
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Yeah football is cool, but have you ever seen your wife, daughter, and mother-in-law in a
@Disney
Super Bowl Commercial? I have.
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My comedy special “Josh Sneed: Live in the Dessert” just passed 4 MILLION views on YouTube. Watch it for free with someone you love:
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Just learned I’ll be opening for the incomparable
@JimGaffigan
on July 27 in Kettering, OH at the Fraze Pavillion. Hope to see you there!
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Seriously, for those who listened, how good was that closing between Brantley and Marty? Both of them were so eloquent
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Y'all talking about the NFL playoff and I'm over here waiting for
@Reds
Opening Day like...
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This is one of the scariest and most eery feelings I’ve ever had at a sporting event. Hope Demar Hamlin is ok.
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One of my comedic heroes passed away today.
When I'm asked in interviews who influenced me as a comedian, I give them some obvious names for my age and time in the business.
@StevenWright
,
@WendyLiebman
, Jake Johannsen, Larry Miller, and then I say "...and Tom Smothers".
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Look at this beauty. Joseph Daniel Votto...remember the name.
Available now here:
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“I wanna stay up and watch the All-Star Game, Dad...It’s vacation...plus, I’m not even tired.” - Dean Sneed, 7-years old; asleep in the second inning
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So great to meet you guys,
@NickJacksonYB
and
@MattJackson13
. Incredible match, favorite one of the whole weekend by far. Hope we can hang some time soon.
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If you're on Facebook, check out this new clip on Garage Sales that was just posted from my special "Josh Sneed: Live in the Dessert". Almost 325,000 views in the first two hours! Thoughts and shares are welcomed.
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Thank you to
@IAmEliasWWE
,
@AlexaBliss_WWE
,
@NiaJaxWWE
, and
@MojoRawleyWWE
for the pics with Dean today. Nice to meet you all.
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Huge day for our company. Official
@GoBEARCATS
merchandise now available!!
The official
@DesmondRidder
collection is here 🔥
The first player in our drop of NIL tees is starting off HUGE with these Des designs. Get yours at or in Cincy Shirts stores.
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#bearcatsverified
#bearcats
#universityofcincinnati
#cincinnatibearcats
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3 MILLION VIEWS! If you haven’t seen my full
@drybarcomedy
special “Josh Sneed: Live in the Dessert”, give it a watch here:
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The Oscars is an institution that relies on comedians to host their biggest night, refuses to give credit to comedic movies, and then watches their host get assaulted on live tv and allows the guy who did it to remain in the building because he's winning an award. That's weak.
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I know that eventually it's good to let go of unattainable goals...but not a week goes by that I don't wish I could face the tennis ball cannon on American Gladiators.
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Departed Cincinnati at 10pm, and now we find ourselves waiting for the Cracker Barrel in Columbia, SC to open like a Black Friday shopper hoping to get a deal on a TV. Looks like I’ll be having the Sunrise Sampler.
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Being more upset over a looted Target than seeing the US Capitol become a target is the most on-brand thing I've seen from these folks.
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Creeping up on 1,000,000 views of my full special, “Josh Sneed: Live in the Dessert”! Keep watching. Keep sharing. Go here to check it out:
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Seeing Steelers fans leaving before time expires will never get old. What a game. Have never had so much fun cheering for a 2-10-1 team. Sorry...make that 3-10-1. Who Dey.
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Today in London I dressed exactly like an American who is visiting The British Museum should.
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Guy looking at roses: "Crazy to spend so much money on something that is just going to die."
Me: "...And you have to buy them flowers."
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It was the biggest gesture he could think to do, and I appreciate the universe for giving me this little man and letting me know his heart is in the right place. It comforts me to know that he’s okay, and I can never have enough of that.
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Bob Kevoian is one of the most effortlessly funny people to ever walk this Earth, and he’s as kind as he is funny. Please give a listen to his new podcast and send him some well wishes while he fights this and shares his journey. We love you
@bobkevoian
, get well soon.
Bob Kevoian, former co-host of “The BOB & TOM Show,” takes his gastric cancer diagnosis with a healthy dose of humor in a new podcast, “The Bob and Cancer Show." Listen here:
"My biggest fear was losing the mustache because we are about to celebrate its
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“Surreal” doesn’t begin to describe this week. My son Dean has watched the
@kurt13warner
movie at least 20 times and today he and the rest of the guys are wearing our shirt on
@nflnetwork
. Thanks to everyone who has purchased and helped spread the word. Now it’s time for
#WhoDey
.
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It’s not every night that you get to spend a few minutes hanging out with one of the faces on your Mt. Rushmore of comedy. Thanks for stopping by,
@BrianReganComic
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Just think for one second how uncomfortable they’d be watching these fireworks if I had rock hard abs.
#DadBod
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Insanely good time tonight at the
#TasteOfTheBengals
event benefitting
@FreestoreFB
. The boy got to meet and get autos from all of his favorite players and the food was just incredible. Can’t say enough good things about the evening.
#WhoDey
#RuleTheJungle
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Wife: “Honey, will you help me roast these pumpkin seeds?”
Me (to seeds): “You’re so white and slimy I’m surprised you don’t work on Wall Street!”
Wife: “(sigh) I should’ve known bet-“
Me: “Your mama is so orange…”
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I think the branch of the military than flies planes is the most patriotic because they're USAF.
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Let’s start trying ideas from baseball movies to fix the Reds. Including but not limited to child who inherits the team, child who has surgery on his broken arm, school teacher who gave up the game, plant corn in the outfield, summon angels, felons, career minor league catchers…
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My son is so excited about Opening Day tomorrow that while I was putting MJ to bed, he put this on my pillow.
#GoReds
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#BGSU
with
@BoBurnham
. What a wonderful time. Thanks Bo and audience for a great show.
http://t.co/SD6zLJIP
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Will never pass up a chance to hang with
@billburr
, a face from my Mt. Rushmore of comics. He makes me laugh like I’ve never seen comedy before. Go see this tour. Also shoutout to
@joebartnick
who also destroyed tonight and was kind enough to photobomb us with two fingers.
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About to play for the championship at Fantasy Camp under the lights with the Hall of Famer Marty Brennaman calling the game.
#GoReds
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My new choice for zoom meeting backgrounds is Toy Story. If it gets too boring I just yell, “Andy’s coming!” and take a nap.
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Live look at Bengals practicing today against the Steelers goal line formation.
#RuleTheJungle
#WhoDey
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Day 2 of year 3 at Cincinnati Reds Fantasy Camp. Every morning they give two awards. One for the best performance by a player from the previous day, and one for the worst performance. Never have both awards been given to the same person on the same day…until today. (1/2)
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