Joe Bartnick
@joebartnick
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Stand up comic, Special A Killing in Chicago on Amazon Prime and YouTube , Puck Off co Host , 2 for Talking co host , Pro Hockey News, WDVE Morning Show
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Turn off the news !!!
Play music !!
Walk your dog !!
Enjoy your life !!
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If you hate Papa John because he's a racist, you've never eaten his pizza
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If you didn't like the Super Bowl , you don't like football. You like flag football, fantasy football and football highlights. Last night was Lombardi, Halas , Noll football. Defense once again won a championship.
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How much longer do we have to wait for The Rock to save us.
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Thanks !!!
@billburr
What an incredible evening. I had a blast on stage and then I got to watch you destroy the place !!
@RedRocksCO
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Vegas is hitting more pipes in Washington than Marion Berry
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My life was awesome when I couldn’t name the Governor of any state
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Load management in the NBA used to only be used by hookers on All Star Weekend
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I haven’t lost a phone charger or headphones in 5 months, thanks Covid !!
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Pietrangelo slash of Draisaitl is still the dirtiest/ cheapest play in a generation of playoff hockey.
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Going to see Mr Rodgers movie , its PG -13 ??
Does he tell Mr McFeely to go F himself??
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No Rose Bowl this year but always tailgate weather in Pasadena
@billburr
#ChampionshipSaturday
#ChampagneOfBeers
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Hey
@RollingStone
A list of great comedians without Dave
@attell
is like a list of great basketball players without Michael Jordan
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I want to thank
@allthingscomedy
and especially
@billburr
for letting me have a small part in the
#1
Movie in North America
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Thanks
@billburr
and everyone who came out to the Terrace Theater for an awesome weekend in Long Beach !! Photo credit the great
@clubsodakenny
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Few people in sports have taken more abuse ( for no real reason) than
@tonyromo
and this week he acted as classy as anyone ever
#rolemodel
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Millennials even think being King and Queen is too much work
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Sorry to hear, at least you know the criminal wasn't Italian
Someone stole my credit card information and spent $90 at Dominos
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The Royal Family should just be happy that he didn’t marry Chrissy Teigen
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The commercials showing people eating Taco Bell in their nice houses in the daylight disgusts me. Taco Bell should only be eaten in a car in the dark
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The man with the belt
Congrats to the boss
@billburr
30 years in stand up comedy. 30 years of shit gigs, sitting in the back of the plane, bombing, figuring it out, selling out Madison Square Garden, being nominated for a Grammy,& moving his way up on the very short list of the greatest to ever do it.
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Robert DeNiro saying F you to Trump at the Tonys is equivalent to a comic saying Give It Up For the Waitstaff
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Nnnnnnnnnnnbc !!!!!!
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Malkin had an awful year , but how did Geno go from Penguins Mt Rushmore , 1st ballot HOFer, 3 Cups, Untouchable to now he needs to leave ??
#itsoneyear
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.
@JessicaKirson
is a class 5 Hurricane of funny , she destroys cement buildings !!
.
@JessicaKirson
’s new special is as personal as it gets.
@billburr
Presents Jessica Kirson: Talking to Myself premieres December 6 on
@ComedyCentral
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The Seattle Needles would have been a good choice with the Space Needle and all of the heroin
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Thankfully Brittney Griner is home. Russian prisons are awful places . They make the prisoners watch the WNBA
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Tremendous
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Thank you Alabama and Georgia for all you’re southern hospitality and
@billburr
@clubsodakenny
for making it all happen
@paulvirzi
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Marc Andre Fleury is everything great about sports and is a lesson for life
#perseverance
#hardwork
#class
#champion
#HappyForHim
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“This will be the greatest day of your life , only if you win” -John Madden , one of my favorite quotes , I use it any time I have an important event
#ripjohnmadden
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Another incredible special from
@billburr
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I envy people who hate Kid Rock because of his politics, it means they haven't heard his music
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If we can't all agree Baltimore is a dump we will never come together as a country
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My biggest problem with Terrible Tom Wilson is he's doesn't want to answer the bell and fight That's chicken S#
#T
. He declined Big O's dance request. Even The Rat, Cookie Monster and Claude Lemieux knew they HAD to fight. It's why I lost respect for Orpik. You run around, pay up
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This Pittsburgh/ Baltimore game is as ugly as a beauty pageant in Breezewood
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Happy Birthday to the best daughter you can have , she’s beautiful , sweet , funny and she’ll kick your ass
#TheBoo
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My neighborhood is like Saudia Arabia, it’s hot, I can’t go into a bar and every woman has their face covered.
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When this is over,doctors, nurses, cashiers , mailmen , mail ladies and delivery drivers should hold an awards show and force people to hear their political views,
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Too many comics have spent more time working on their Saget story than they have on their acts
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It’s always great to perform and hang
@TheComedyStore
but when you get to see
@JessicaKirson
DESTROY its Awesome !!!
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Bob Saget made the world a much better place by being hilarious but above all else being a nice person !! Rest Easy Sir
#RipBobSaget
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I want to thank all the airlines for emailing me and informing me they have now decided to start cleaning the planes , no word from
@SpiritAirlines
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They finally invented an app that shows you what you look like to young girls
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We should applaud any former sitcom actor that would rather work a real job than try stand up comedy
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Incredible night
@TheGarden
, huge thanks to
@billburr
#NYComedyFestival
and everyone who came out, I had a blast , and I got to do it with
@PaulVirzi
#BestNightEver
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The Steelers are 11-0 and I’m f
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enjoying it !! Saying well they’ll never beat the Chiefs in playoffs so who cares is ludicrous. It’s like not enjoying vacation because one day you have to go home
#LiveInTheMoment
#HereWeGo
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Thanks Cleveland and
@billburr
incredible night !!! Soooo much fun !!Photo credit
@clubsodakenny
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It would be shocking if they found a book in a NASCAR garage
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One of the most ridiculous things in sports is If you take away Hank Aaron’s 755 Homers he still has 3000 Hits AND he did it with CLASS in the 50s-70s when America was very ignorant
#Hero
#RIPHankAaron
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Happy Easter to all people working in kitchens where you ate brunch who actually believe in Jesus
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For what ?? Pittsburgh is City of Champions not City of Regular Season, you NEVER won a Goddamn thing
sometimes a simple “thank you” can go a long way...I feel like too many ppl take me for granted...
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There is no such thing as the comedy community, there’s working comics who are friends that love , respect and help one another and then there are hangers on, leeches and people who think they’re comics but they are all unfunny, jealous losers who hate funny people who work hard
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The way NFL defenses celebrate turnovers is ridiculous, posing for a group photo in the end zone, gimme a freaking break , you didn’t win Stanley Cup , you picked off Kirk Cousins
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When the booker makes sure your hotel room has champagne ita gonna be a good show !!!
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can’t thank
@billburr
@clubsodakenny
@hypeman
and 5000 people
@thefoxtheatre
for wishing me a Happy Birthday
#incredible
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