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Merry Christmas to me. A very thoughtful gift from the most thoughtful person,
@billburr
. Completely, newly restored 1974 Chevy Blazer to match my first truck when I was 17 years old. I can’t thank you enough and I am very grateful for your friendship and trust.
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My rates just went up. Protection is a zero fail mission, we have to get it right every time - US Secret Service
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I MIGHT BE A RETIRED POLICE OFFICER BUT MY OATH HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE.
I WILL NEVER QUIT WATCHING, MAKING SURE, TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY, THAT EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE I GO, IS SAFE.
IT WAS NEVER JUST A JOB, IT WAS A CALLING.
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.
@billburr
made history last night. First comedy show ever
@fenwaypark
and of course, it was SOLD OUT.
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If you love
@TheRealDiceClay
@joerogan
, please listen to The Joe Rogan Experience, Andrew Dice Clay episode # 1989 for some comedy history. It’s phenomenal. Thank you for the shout out.
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It would be better if he was still amongst us.
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On this day in 2006 was my last day as a police officer.
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I'm a meat and potatoes guy. Quiche = no bueno.
I just found this video from July 2011. On a plane with
@clubsodakenny
and he is MISERABLE when he is accidentally served quiche for breakfast. I keep watching it over and over and it's making me happier every time.
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This is my first tweet and this photo is more proof that it is really me
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Changing Of The Guard. In 1989 at the Miami Arena, I witnessed
#RodneyDangerfield
introduce
@TheRealDiceClay
, last night at the
@PruCenter
in Newark,
#Dice
introduced
@billburr
. I am very lucky and grateful to call them both my friends.
#legends
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I just finished watching all 5 seasons / 62 episodes of Breaking Bad. I never saw any of it before.
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Life is fragile
Time is precious
Love endures
Be strong my friend
You are not alone
We grieve together
#RIP
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There are those that think they know and then there are cops.
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God rest his soul, RIP
Pat from Moonachie was a legend and responsible for iconically funny moments on the show. Pat was funny in the purest sense of the word. He always went for the laugh, every time in every situation. RIP to one of the greats.
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Thank you for the kind words
@jimandsamshow
@JimNorton
@notsam
@shalomshuli
, very flattering, besides being very talented and entertaining, you are good judges of character and I value our friendship
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This is sickening. I wouldn't be calling for back up. I would be calling for an ambulance for the assailant. You put your hands on a cop you get what you deserve.
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I just finished watching all 5 seasons of The Wire. Never seen it before until now. Has anyone else seen it?
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Breaking News, a fan asked me to take a picture with him so I did.
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I love him also. He changed my life. All the best to
@TheRealDiceClay
- happy birthday and many more.
Happy Birthday to this barbarian
@TheRealDiceClay
He’s the most annoying/fun to travel with, he’s a terrific father, comic & friend!
Have the best day & year to follow. Love ya!
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.
@Keiththecop
@Thurdeye
and
@erockradio
should also be recognized for all their hard work behind the scenes. Congratulations on 5 years and hopefully many more.
@CompoundAmerica
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I saw the
@KreepsWithKids
show tonight and it was fantastic. If they come to your city, go see it.
@RichVos
@Mrjimflorentine
@BenningtonShow
@robertkelly
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Another milestone with
@billburr
@deandelray
@hypeman
@mbertolina
@allthingscomedy
#grateful
@HollywoodBowl
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I was lucky to have met Rodney and be in his presence a few times. I even looked after him one night.
Imagine killing so hard, the band stops playing from laughing too hard. Vintage
@RodneyNoRespect
in 1978.
#ATCpresents
#iconsofcomedy
#rodneydangerfield
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In all my years in the business, I have never seen anyone take off their shoes at a concert.
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More flattering commentary about me by
@JimNorton
, with
@PaulVirzi
on The Virzi Effect podcast -
@TheRealDiceClay
is honorably mentioned
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Which is worse; the perp resisting, the cop with the taser, or getting your bicycle and backpack stolen while being arrested?
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I recently went to the doctor for my annual physical. I just received some test results and in case you are wondering, my stool studies are normal.
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Last night’s show with
@TheRealDiceClay
@TheParamountNY
. Three amigos.
@TalkAdika
brought the hats.
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I had to get rid of my Blackberry and now have an iphone 7
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.
@erockradio
sent me a gift for no reason other than he is a great guy. He talks about dolls and toys and movies and TV shows and video games and beer and food and other cool stuff on his show
@itseriknagel
which is very entertaining and informative.
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I am in Las Vegas. It is 8:06 am. A woman of ill repute just said good morning to me. I wonder if this prostitute offers an early bird special.
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One of the best, gone too soon. RIP
Thinking about Greg and how funny he was. 9 years since we lost him.
#ATCpresents
#iconsofcomedy
#greggiraldo
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Had a chill night with
@billburr
and
@JoshAdamMeyers
. Great show by The Yussef Dayes Experience. Thank you to
@BlueNoteNYC
for your hospitality.
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I started working for the National Treasure,
@TheRealDiceClay
in 1989. Here are some of my laminates. The blue one is my first laminate when the Living Legend did a sold out arena tour and we were on a tour bus throughout the entire USA.
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first duty holster for service revolver, first radio case, first duty holster for semi automatic
#memories
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- an excerpt from the
@jimandsamshow
today - thank you for the kind words - grateful for the film and everyone who watched it
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According to data provided by the HHS / CDC / ASPR Community Profile Report, total new Covid deaths in the U.S. over the last 7 days were 10,898, which is a .7% increase over last week. Get Vaccinated. Wear a Mask. Save Lives.
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Please get your tickets. You are not going to want to miss this.
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For the people who doubted my earlier tweet about the fan photo, here is the proof
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Continued success and all the best to
@realblackcaviar
- let me know if you need an MC, I'm about that life and have great showmanship
#EDM
#hiphop
#house
#techno
#disco
Wait, what? We can’t wrap our heads around this kind of support. We love all of you. Here’s to an even wilder 2020 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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.
@jbrandstein
should really pay better attention and park properly. I think that
@JimNorton
and most reasonable people will agree.
A 2nd UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDING .
@jbrandstein
parked too close to a vehicle. With the best of intentions, I told him he should move it so his door wouldn’t be damaged. Unfortunately, I failed to remember that a bit of wind had slipped out.
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I saw
@redban
the other night and now he is following me. Thank you Mr Redban. It was nice seeing you.
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I am in a foreign country. I just ate a Canadian cheeseburger with Canadian French fries and had a Canadian beverage.
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I just heard someone say; "the time for preparation was yesterday, today is too late". Who agrees?
I learned a long time ago; if you are not early, you are not on time - if you are on time, you are late. Who agrees?
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