Andrew Dice Clay
@TheRealDiceClay
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THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT KING OF COMEDY.....
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Today I got The very Sad News That Comedian BRODY STEVENS Took His Own life . He was a Great Comedian who was embraced by any Comedian that Knew Him . I myself spent many…
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Love this girl so much! She's a natural on the big screen, can't wait for all a yous to see!
@LadyGaga
#AndrewDiceClay
#AStarIsBorn
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Rememba when the country turned against me for tellin dirty jokes??? I do! & I still sold out every Arena in the very same country frm 89-95
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Fuck ❤ Attack !!! Fuck The Aliens!!! DICE ... Back in Black !!! Back in The Gym /Cage. Just FuckEn BACK!!! Merry Christmas To All My Family , Friends and Fans! God Bless You Xo
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I woke up to hear of Jerry Lewis passing. I'm Still Crying from the News. RIP Genius. Love You. ALWAYS Did.
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Just updated my website with LIVE SHOW DATES from now until September!! Click for tour dates➡ WHO'S COMIN & WHEN???
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To everyone affected, The world is getting hit hard right now, but we gotta stay strong. The only thing we can do now is stick together.
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Here's my stage fukin selfie! Thanks for comin out this weekend & sellin out my shows! NEXT UP: LAS VEGAS 9/3-9/12
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My chick says I should post a selfie..What da fuk is happening ova hea wit me now!!
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Last thing I watched last nite was Billions then on my flight sat next 2 PaulGiamatti GREAT GUY &what a fukin talent
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25 years stuff I said got me banned from things, now a days ya elected as President, I coulda been the one...
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What’d everyone do with that extra hour??? I stayed in bed and had this chick play with my balls while she was doing a handstand ova me
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Gotta stay in the Cage!!! Outta the Hospital for a Month... I keep tellin ya ... I don't go down for Nobody!!! Unless it's Between Her Legs OHHH!!!!!!!
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Happy 4th of July!!! Hope everyone has a big fat ass to unload their banana juice on tonight 🖒🖒🖒
#4thofjuly
#America
#independenceday
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What Part of the Turkey do I want.... Fuck the Thy and the Breast I'm not hungry. Let me try the Clit OOHHH!!
#HappyThanksgiving
#Thankfulforyous
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The only Pussy I'm Gettin lately is sitting on my lap right now.
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See what this thing is really like??? I’m the Nice one.
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I Hate that Anthony from o and A got fired. We all say stupid shit. Especially after a punch in the FACE!!!
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I just keep getting Better looking ... I Love Me .
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So Much Fun Hanging And Working With officialroseannebarr .
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Did everyone check out my sexy Miss August Dice Chick
@ClaudyMonroe
?
http://t.co/G0ZDj8UEJO
http://t.co/RVnbSGwRmI
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I Loved Her !!! And then she Ruined it And ran away with our Exterminator.
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How great was Michael Imperioli in
#Dice
??? GREAT workin with him!!!
#MichaelImperioli
#AndrewDiceClay
@Showtime
@SHO_Dice
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One of the VERY FEW concerts I've been to was his. Gone way too soon. RIP PRINCE
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Nice troback of me and Ed O'Neill from Adventures of Ford Fairlane
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We lost one of The Great Actor Comedians Ever Today.Robin Williams RIP.You will be Truly Missed.
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Been doin so muchFucken,my chick had to get her Box Steam Cleaned,And her Ass...Hole Digitally Remastered uh_Guh _ Guh.
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Andrew Clay 1st Interview ever. Brooklyn paper 1978. I don't wait for Throwback Thursday!!! I'm in the mood now.
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Fuck firecrackers the only thing I wanna blow is my load...... Happy 4th of July everyone
http://t.co/DYxYalyesv
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I Dont have a Picture of BURT REYNOLDS And dont know How to Steal off Internet yet , But was Sad To Here He was Gone. I was a Fan and He was a Terrific star .A real STAR ...Wether He was…
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Don Rickles was my number 1! He was the greatest, I got to tell him that years ago in front of his family...... A...
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Joan Rivers was one of our Greats.She gave her all and will be missed. I am very sad and my Heart goes out to her Family.
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JackSprat could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean so Jack ignred her flabby tits & licked her asshole clean oohh
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To answer all a yous that have been asking YES WE ARE COMIN BACK for SEASON 2!!!!
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Wishing a happy healthy & peaceful holiday season to all my fans & everyone in the country and throughout the world
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THURSDAY COFFEE
ICED COFFEE
HALF&HALF
4 RAW SUGARS
NOT GIVE A FUK
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Who saw this live???
#SaturdayNightLive
#AndrewDiceClay
#MikeMyers
#DICE
#DiceMan
#NewYork
#flashbackfriday
#fbf
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Working on my Anger issue's after Breaking a man's nose in Vegas.Im too old to be doing those things.
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Me and
#NealDiamond
Getting ready To Fuck up Some Dudes who Forgot What loyalty in the Neighborhood means.
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I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU TO ALL MY FAN'S!!! I see what all a yous write, don't think it goes unnoticed!
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Me and Gary Oldman one of the greatest actors ever. I met him at Criss Angels show
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I don't go down for Nobody!!! Preparing for whatever gets in my way.
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Happy Father's Day to all the MEN that actually raised their children. Being a father is the greatest role I've...
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Didn't know I had it in Me
@ItsValVasquez
I'm ova hea Now!!Thanks to my fans for watchin a FUCKIN Cookin Show!!!
#TeamDice
#MyKitchenRules
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6 stitches and a fukin tetanus shot!!!! You shoulda seen the otha fukin guy!!
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DICE airing April 10th, Billboard in New York on 50th & Broadway. Can't wait to give my fan's a show they deserve!!!
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Image from
#DICE
#Season1
WHO'S READY FOR
@SHO_Dice
#Season2
????
#AndrewDiceClay
#NatashaLeggero
#Showtime
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Today is My Dad Fred’s Birthday. He wouldn’t want me to say how old He Would’ve Been lol , That’s just how my Family is. He Always Believed In Me ! From the Second I Stepped on Stage at…
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1 MONTH FROM TODAY!!!! DICE air's on SHOWTIME! WHO'S READY ???
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People , if you have problems , please tell someone you
http://t.co/Ily6IMSFJs
IS SO PRECIOUS! !!!
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This is how I dress to tha office, how's everyones monday so fa???
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Me and Flava Flav on the 4th. I've never seen someone light so many fukin fireworks!
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Been growin out da grey too,I mean who am I kiddin anyway,My cock hair is startin ta look like Santa's fucken beard
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TROUBADOUR, GUNS N ROSES...KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME! REAL LOVE 4 them! go to INSTAGRAM- AndrewDiceClay for more pics
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Since it's still Decemba! Who rememba's Bless This House w/
#CathyMoriarty
@Regrann
from
@eddieneddyland
#AndrewDiceClay
#BlueChristmas
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I’m not sayin anything but 2020 is The Thirty Year Anniversary Of The First time I Performed at Madison Square Garden ... All I can say is that Something Special Might Be In The Works .
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Words can not express the heartbreak I have for my city right now. Las Vegas has been my home away from home for decades and I love it.
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Look how absolutely Drop Dead Gorgeous I looked the night I got banned from MTV For life( look…
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Alright let's see how many of yous can caption this, with what I said to these guy's?
#FordFairlane
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To my Friend
@joerogan
...You Have No Idea what your Words,and Stories Did for me as I watched your Podcast last Night. It was all Said with Complete Respect and,Joy from A pier of Mine.…
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To answer all a yous that have been asking YES WE ARE COMIN BACK for SEASON 2!!!!
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I heard its National
#AustraliaDay
& I Love it down ova there! So hea's to you Australia......Suckin My Dick oohhh! Love Yous fa real tho!
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From the unreleased and untitled film I did with Vincent Gardenia round 1987. But Really ... Look at that Face ...Come on!!!
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Ran into
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today such
#Talent
&
#Beauty
! Let's just say we're both workin on NEW things.
#GetReady
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My buddy & me
@bobby_cannavale
very proud of him and his show Vinyl, proud to be part of it
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2 of the greatest. Was an honor meetin them.I saw Up in Smoke in theaters when it came out
@cheechandchong
http://t.co/8An6Vy0BxQ
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Such a fuckin pleasure working w these guys
#MikeStarr
&
@TonyOrlando
! &my makeup girl
@itsvalvasquez
#AndrewDiceClay
#Showtime
#Sho_Dice
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Me and my
@MrsDiceClay
on 4th ofJuly at Criss Angels party. Let me tell you, HE knows how to throw a fukin party!!!
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Why the fuck am I wearin
@genesimmons
fucking shoes ya ask????
#kiss
#genesimmons
#andrewdiceclay
#lasvegas
#throwback
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WHO'S READY Less then 1week until we start filming
#SEASON2
airs in June!
@KevinFCorrigan
@NatashaLeggero
#Showtime
#ShoDICE
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@ Joan Rivers Please Get Well Soon. You are a one of a kind.love Dice xo
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I took a
#selfie
for yous, now I gotta go empty my sack, thought ya'd wanna know!
#AndrewDiceClay
#comedian
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Right before I put it in her mouth......... The Hors d'Oeuvres ya sick fucks.....
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Eenie Meenie Miney Mo...When Pitbull came to my show he was nice enough to bring his....... dancers from HIS show
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keep movin forward & keep ya fuckin heads up! Ya hea! -DICE
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Dice and
@ejkerrigan
coming to Laugh Factory Las Vegas ...Tropicana Hotel This Coming Friday,Saturday and Sunday.
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Mitzi Shore ...Owner of The World Famous Comedy Store Has Passed. I just found out at the…
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