Jordan K
@JordykJordan
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>Inexplicably strong woman.>Can probably kill the male lead.>Beloved by the right-wing audience. Why can't lefties pull it off?
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I would actually hate robots programmed to mimic sentience and I will not apologize.
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Oblivion is wonderful because its jank isn't relegated to a handful of viral clips. Anyone can boot it up and experience undiscovered shenanigans within minutes.
No game will ever achieve the unintentional comedy of Oblivion.
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Progressives enjoy Zelda without realizing its backdrop is one of the simplest caricatures of the Christian lifestyle we've received from the secular mainstream. In fact, it's quite silly that Progressives would claim the franchise in their name when Hyrule, its mythos, its
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@Meka_Geedooruh They really had em doing cartwheels by the edge of a 60ft cliff with no harness.
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@J0hnADouglas They also could never write Becky (Anya's rich friend) without injecting their hatred for the wealthy.
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@Avensai I'm convinced lefties could never even conceive Spy X Family. I've seen them try to claim it though.
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@01_IDK_01 What's wild is I read a queer article the other day claiming the Forgers were a queer family. Delusional ๐.
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Like yeah I enjoy Star Wars but I would hate anyone who expected me to treat a droid as an equal. They are squires at best and require a master.
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Progressives enjoy Zelda without realizing its backdrop is one of the simplest caricatures of the Christian lifestyle we've received from the secular mainstream. In fact, it's quite silly that Progressives would claim the franchise in their name when Hyrule, its mythos, its
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Christians boomers scared their children off from entering the arts and are now surprised when the only people left to commission art from are moral degenerates.
Even if Luce is not โevil,โ the fact that sheโs kitschy, cutesy, cringey, merchy, and childish is already offensive to the religion of the Logos. I really think the people behind this sort of thing have lost the last scrap of faith in Christianity as a religion divinely revealed.
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@hanpanspirit Robot respect belongs in fiction where they're devices for exploring traits of the human experience for a narrative purpose. In real life the prospect disgusts me. It's no longer a narrative contained behind a veil you have the option to look through. They'll be foisted upon.
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@AdeWJohnson @DocStrangelove2 @SatanMagne Well at least he didn't plan to kill people while recklessly speeding two tons of metal down the public boulevard. I feel better.
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@discord @baldursgate3 I sure do love the search icon being in the top right corner completely out of thumb reach.
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@dmichaelphilly How do you live with getting into an argument, being proven wrong, and then immediately rationalizing yourself as still being correct?. Genuinely how?.
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@Okiro_1st Someone once said this would be the peak movie for Disney's 100th anniversary and it's the most correct statement ever made on this site.
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@RhizomaticMemer Actual Rightwing Extremism: Building hospitals. Crisis pregnancy centers. Most charity spending.
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@ChiseHatoriFan The crowd that says "looks don't matter" get real offended when you don't like characters designed to look like them.
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Link is a man, no matter the warped cries of "androgyny" by the perverse, or the naรฏve conclusions of the designer falling in step with newspeak. A man lacking "hyper masculine" attributes is not the introduction of "queer elements". Link is a man, and his brand of masculinity
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@Colinonyoutube I've never seen a player character embody "dangling keys" to this degree before
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@milkkirie Everyone's giving crappy answers. Consider the possibility you don't understand what a real, healthy relationship entails. Consider that you have an idealized caricature of romance in your head born from an overconsumption of fiction.
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@reddit_lies Lefties are doing the same thing r/The_Donald was banned for (dominating r/all). The one difference is they decentralized the message across several different popular subreddits with strict policing by mods to ban dissent. And of course it all has the admin's blessings.
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I enjoy it when a normie comments completely unaware of the ongoing war between leftwing Hollywood writers and rightwing audiences. It's presumably all just "content" and "media" to them rather than activist writers picking fights for decades and bringing us to this point where.
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@MatttGFX I'll always remember him running into a puzzle in Sonic Boom and hitting his head against it declaring it didn't make any sense when it was obviously color coded to be completed by a different character.
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@joerussotweets Have you ever thought about why you call yourself the "resistance" when every show, song, movie agrees with you?.
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@cojobrien >One where youโre free to choose your path. White kids lie about their race to get into college.
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@CrownMaybe It's like how Spider-Man 2 had my child brain thinking it could run into a burning building no problem.
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@TheOmniLiberal Grown men learned they could make frivolous comparisons between two things while ignoring the important ways they're different and we're all the worse for it.
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@JanneSkytt @Aninymouse @PokemonGoApp Ya'll deconstructed the male gaze so much that now women existing with natural hips is misogynist. ๐ซ .
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@jujutough "No Patrick, your final villain doesn't have to be foreshadowed eating lunch next to the main character in chapter 12 to be considered a good villain"
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@PatStaresAt You do realize bi-lingual fans bring your bad translations to light so that the rest of us can weigh in. Incredible cope on your part to make this disingenuous tweet.
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@the_sunny_d_123 @hanpanspirit Being unable to differentiate at face value does not mean society is left undisturbed. The invisible promise of civilization, the one you have the benefit of never having to consider just as a fish never considers the water surrounding him, has always been that you are engaging.
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@DudePostingReal Yeah her strength is never used as a means to undermine men as some feminist message.
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@deoneagain Good point. Western entertainment is practically never about family building anymore.
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@hayasaka_aryan Nostalgia Critic's posture is so powerful here that I imagine a cane in his right hand that isn't even there.
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@ChungyBoi1 @AdeWJohnson @DocStrangelove2 @SatanMagne Oh I'm just pleased the reckless homicider can post bail as long as it wasn't planned.
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@FistedFoucault The silliest thing about leftists is they'll take the guy being caught and say "see, we hold our side accountable!" while refusing to connect the dots.
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My first essay about Link and biblical masculinity if any of you missed it ๐.
Link is a man, no matter the warped cries of "androgyny" by the perverse, or the naรฏve conclusions of the designer falling in step with newspeak. A man lacking "hyper masculine" attributes is not the introduction of "queer elements". Link is a man, and his brand of masculinity
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Itโs really quite something, isnโt it. Such a little thing causing such a fuss
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@holyshitsup @ChildersBrayden Stories where babies are born and abortionists are curb stomped ๐คค.
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@SilencTheCritic Of course it would. Reckless empathizers will choose the robots over their fellow men for an opportunity to play civil rights saints.
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