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Jordan Keeney

@Jordan_Keeney

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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
6 months
Who wore it better? 🤔
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@ylecun You realize Meta are the bad guys, right? Your “best” was worse than doing nothing.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
4 months
@SawyerMerritt @KoguanLeo lives in my head rent free. I can't believe someone would vote against this comp package reinstatement. Zero honor. Zero respect.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
3 years
@WholeMarsBlog It’s not, but it feels like insider trading once you get FSD.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@Riley_Gaines_ Can’t wait.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@eliteobsolete Apple: that will be about $750
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@elonmusk @heyitsyashu Give this man 100% voting power and call it a day!!!!
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@pakpakchicken Great call. You were right! It’s headed to 6.9. You just missed a decimal place. Small mistake. 🤡
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
3 years
@wohanradhwa @CryptoCapo_ With his garbage TA, he can come up with a graph that says anything. Look at his history. This account is CONSISTENTLY wrong. He won't be bullish until FOMO kicks in just like he wasn't bearish until the sky was falling. I now do the opposite. It's working great.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@Teslaconomics @Tesla It is happening due to dissimilar materials between the bolts and the door jams. It DID NOT leave the factory or get delivered like this… how is that not very obvious to every one? Mine did the same exact thing. I fixed it in 2 minutes with a star bit and loctite… Should
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@Ashcryptoreal You list 13 crypto’s and forget to include ADA. You are definitely not gonna make it.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@WholeMarsBlog WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!!
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@CommonSentient @davidciccone @Tesla Guess those dozens of people were right! Smh
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@pakpakchicken @elonmusk Maybe after a 10:1 split. Bock Bock.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@FrankYanWang You hydroplaned. You should ensure your tires have plenty of tread to not risk your families life. My wife also hydroplaned and I will never let tires get that bad again. Hard lesson to learn. But not that hard when you are both alive. Check your tires people.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
@michaeljburry So. Many. Buttons.🥴
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
5 months
@NASA @NASA_Astronauts @Boeing @ulalaunch I wish them nothing but success. God speed
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@SawyerMerritt There are many more than 150…
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@SouthpawLeftist @FenixAmmunition @AriDrennen They literally can’t. lol. Look at any major coed tournament result. Facts are inconvenient, aren’t they.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@DirtyTesLa Finally we don’t have to listen to you whine daily.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@WholeMarsBlog Yes, yes she is.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@Teslaconomics Every car is lame compared to the cybertruck.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
8 months
@DirtyTesLa Dec 9. :(
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@T54321X @SpaceX @Starlink When the underserved market is saturated and the bandwidth is capable.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
6 months
@KevinMelnuk “FSD is worth 5k, max”
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@jarinbressler @Teslaconomics @Tesla Overplayed by MKBHD? Yes. Downplayed by Elon? Also yes. Simple fix, but this will eventually happen to every truck made this far in my opinion. The bolts are backing out due to dissimilar materials and the very heavy doors. Needs 5c of loctite.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@teslaeconomist You’re not cut out for investing in Tesla my guy. Sell it all and put your money in an index so you can sleep at night. 😴
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@WholeMarsBlog Gonna scoop one up at a steep discount one day.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@MKBHD Cybertruck is the best vehicle ever made.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
@TaraBull808 No. There has to be someone under 60.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@Chamber32Doors @greggertruck @MKBHD No, exact thing happened to mine. Just need to shift and tighten the starbit bolts on the door striker. I added a little loctite for good measure. Mine developed after about 500 miles. Easy fix but annoying.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@SawyerMerritt Deliver some before you send out more teasers. Jesus Christ.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@ShortingIsFun 5 years with zero maintenance. Meanwhile my gas car needs something every three months.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@klwtts Got mine!
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
11 months
@DirtyTesLa 6% for 16 miles?
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@whatsinside @ZacksJerryRig @whatsinside and @ZacksJerryRig when my car drives me around town everyday.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@SawyerMerritt I want one so baddddd
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8 months
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2 years
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@ValueAnalyst1 @WholeMarsBlog Say no more. ;) CyberFleet incoming.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@ZacksJerryRig @SawyerMerritt You could have kept any of those cars and they would still be getting updates. My car from 2018 is performing amazingly well - much better than when purchased. You could have also waited and transferred that software to a new car at certain periods, including now. 🤕
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@Devinarde My favorite part is you had to ask. 🫠
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
11 months
@wintonARK Agreed. @sama is going to lose the race due to these policies.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
@farzyness A fleet operator with Tesla Semis partnering with ANYONE* will make an absolute killing.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
The CyberTruck is the best vehicle made to date. It’s an engineering masterpiece and marketing genius. If you don’t own Tesla stock, you should be trying to get some.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
6 months
Yesterday was top 5 worst days of my life.
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Jordan Keeney
2 years
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
3 years
@garyblack00 Probably because of no Tesla PR department! Ridiculous!
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
3 years
If the free mints are this insane. Exodus will 🤯. @Remybondstudio @MendelNFT @weart_nft
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@seth1620 Happy cyber truck day!!!!!
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
3 years
@IheartTesla @thenasaman @elonmusk @Tesla One size does not fit all. There is currently not a Tesla equivalent to converted vans. Most handicap vans allow you to remain in your chair.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
@mrlevine @NWMike Best "level 2" the world has ever seen. 👌
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@Waleedov2 @durreadan01 Samsung used to provide options. SD card, headphone jack, removable battery. The good old days.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@GeneInvesting I love the space, but this week showed that even on our best days, biotech is still severely misunderstood.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
6 months
The Tesla team made one hell of a truck
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Jordan Keeney
8 months
@DriveTeslaca @elonmusk Pro: keep elon Con: lose elon
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
8 months
@unusual_whales Millennials ready to capture value missed by Gen Z.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
8 months
@mysteriouskat What are your first two languages… that’s what he asked.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@HillaryClinton @sea8162 I welcome the day someone, literally anyone, cleans up our government from disingenuous career politicians like yourself.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
My 2018 model 3 has now completed this drive on its own for the first time without any takeovers. 76 miles of city streets with multiple “complex” situations. This is signal. The rest is noise. ⁦ @elonmusk
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
11 months
@GeneInvesting You’re on the right side, Anthony. He blocks anyone who questions him and cries like he’s the victim. I tried to warn him about his EV bag, he blocked me, and then proceeded to lose big. Probably still clinching onto Lucid. People who shut down discourse should just not post
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@Jordan_Keeney
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1 year
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
@ICannot_Enough @MatchasmMatt Required to solve the wife test.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
The people can’t get enough.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@alexeheath Dead on arrival.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
8 months
@GerberKawasaki You've ended your career. @GerberKawasaki
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
6 months
@robvsnature @martypartymusic You trying to find out why:
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Jordan Keeney
2 years
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
11 months
@jimfarley98 Everyone trying to steal attention from the cybertruck. This will be so much fun.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
4 months
@farzyness See you on the other side broski. Best day of your life is about to happen.
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Jordan Keeney
4 months
@Teslaconomics I concur good sir.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
@SomeOfMiles Definitely not fixed. Also it should not have been able to fall off. Yours is much worse than if you would have caught it early and just screwed both bolts back in like I did.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
4 months
@CodingMark @TESLA_winston Especially from a FUDster
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
5 months
@GerberKawasaki Gerber right now trying to cope with his poor life choices.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
5 months
If you are not using ChatGPT, I do not know what you are doing with your life.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@BruceTheModel3 @projectworkx The way of the internet. Nice.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
1 year
@stevenmarkryan Doubled down on some calls. Scary times but I made out for the better. Glad to be past it.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@jasonfenske13 @LimitingThe I remember your opinions before you bought a Tesla. Do you? They were objectively negative. How many times have you started an engineering project and it ended up perfectly on point with your original hypothesis? You are very disingenuous on your comments. Just like
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@Jordan_Keeney
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6 months
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@LimitingThe I think we will be able to replace the back glass with something that opens.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
The cars/trucks are the advertisements. Instead of the TV or billboards, they pass you on the roads and are in your neighbor’s driveway.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
2 years
@zhaoweiasu @GeneInvesting @BowTiedBiotech David needs to start paying you for defending him so hard-core.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@unusual_whales And I will limit my use of Google chrome.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
@CathieDWood Probably nothing.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@teslaeconomist I'll say it again. Get out of Tesla stock. You are not cut out to invest in the company.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
3 years
@LanNickHoang @crustyshacklebn @CristinaIBalan Based on This twitter Thread. That Would be a Hard BOOK to Read.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@GeneInvesting BEAM, NTLA, PACB, DNA, PRME @zhaoweiasu 😘
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
8 months
@WholeMarsBlog It’s pinned on his page. 🤣
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@LimitingThe Agree. Jason and Zach are great YouTubers and I respect them immensely. However, I am disappointed with both of them on the cybertruck. They are missing the forest for the trees and the biases they hold are insulting. Bitterboys. A good word for them both.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
7 months
Today was incredible.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
Blockchain technology will eventually be how the world votes. Traceable, verifiable voting from your phone. If not for the primary count at first, it will be for a redundant count.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@CollinRugg @GetOnTap Not if he stayed and did not run… one guy was ready to use a helmet for a weapon. He may have avoided death. Good on him.
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
10 months
52 week high. 👀
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@Jordan_Keeney
Jordan Keeney
9 months
@WholeMarsBlog I hope Elon has to poop soon so he can enlighten us of the cost and implications of these options. Sounds like we just need to come up with a few percent if this is true. Easy peasy.
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