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Hub/Dad. Random posts that are sometimes funny and/or relevant on accident. Hi from OC, CA, USA.

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@webflite Someone didn't have their phone set to Airplane Mode, obviously.
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@JackPosobiec Ah yes, people are dead but it's not too soon to make a DEI joke. Very admirable. Very classy.
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@BrandonLBradfor If she wanted to live with a child she'd adopt.
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@UN @UnitedNationsRU When is "don't invade your neighbor" day? Or "don't commit genocide" day?
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@cigar_sessions this is literally the reason cul-de-sacs exist though?
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@lilpump Bro just trotted out Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock at the RNC, not sure this is a real take.
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@POTUS Dude, politics aside, you know counting people returning to work after a once-in-a-century pandemic is not really reflective of anything.
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@RashidaTlaib You know exactly what it means, and it is not that.
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@mysteriouskat that is why we won't let you have a Stanley Cup anymore, sorry not sorry
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@mrissi_neko @PicturesFoIder Hippos are fast af. I'll take the croc and try to get on its back. Tiger and Bear you are just dead.
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@cctvidiots thank goodness for the red circle otherwise I would have surely missed the woman carrying a frantically struggling lion
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@AccountableGOP How is this not sedition?
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@brandontsla Long time Tesla owner here. Yes they are quick 0-60. This is still a silly comparison.
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@alexbruesewitz Hey turns out you can't break into restricted government buildings as part of a mob without consequence.
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@RpsAgainstTrump All part of the grift. He could be found guilty on all counts and would not serve any time. It is pretty funny how he swings back and forth between talking about how rich he is but desperately needs your donations.
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@fasc1nate Remember kids, all beer is food, not all food is beer.
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@Atticus59914029 @mariolopezviva Am I my brother's geologist?
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@Bornakang Turn up the music so I don't have to endure the most annoying group conversation in the history of the world.
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@usmc_reese @DailyLoud I mean, you gotta ask right?
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@TerribleMaps they seem to offer yet another option with their wall mural... closer!!
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@MySportsUpdate Jets will reportedly have a gigantic Aaron Rodgers face at midfield.
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@FOXLA @justindchapman C'mon FOX, for one, this guy obviously just died, for two, please don't show this on TV.
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@SteamboatUSA No one should be a "devout" about a political party
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@nickhasthoughts shoulda just built a jump
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@JoeyMannarinoUS You really should take a look in the mirror.
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@barstoolsports Nothing says I love you like a misdemeanor
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@brandontsla Not true. These are not similar products or similar consumers.
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@wcbuecker @BillKristol It was beautiful, possibly the best golf ever played, probably will never be repeated, except maybe by him, it's just the bigliest win ever, and everybody knows it.
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@MorePerfectUS being in the office is absolutely critical until they decide to outsource a department, then having calls at weird times of day with your contractors in India is "no big deal"
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@TrumpDailyPosts Kind of funny we've made it almost 250 years of that not happening though, ain't it?
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@CarlZha She shall go now to the West, and remain Anastasia
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2 years
@Lyndonx @dana_dorrell It's spelled Kyiv.
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1 year
@atrupar Another day, another instance of Gaetz publicly advocating open armed rebellion.
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5 years
@forexposure_txt I don't think he understands what "out of my pocket" means.
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@JDVance1 Ukraine is not joining NATO in the middle of the war. Stop with the scaremongering. Best way to ensure US troops aren't on the ground fighting Russians is to help Ukraine stop them right now.
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@DerekdotSpace Half the payload for 1% of the cost seems like a pretty good deal.
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@elonmusk @DavidSacks It would be interesting if it were accurate. But it's not. Stop goal-seeking your info.
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@SteveLovesAmmo 90% stays right here and pays American workers. If we don't stop Putin in Ukraine, this will be a drop in the bucket compared to what we have to pay later.
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@ultrakillblast Pretty good, er, bad. But, c'mon bro.
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@JayCuda @NewColtsQBFan Are you kidding? Make the endzones bodies of water and every touchdown is a caaannoonnbaallllll!!!
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@joshrogin @elonmusk And arrogant. The Ukrainians fighting know what they would face under a Russian boot. They would rather fight to defend their homeland. Who is Elon or anyone else to say they should give up? As long as they are willing to fight, we should help them.
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@ChefReactions Let me get this straight, instead of just getting your kids McDonald's (questionable nutrition but they'll actually eat it), you go to McDonald's, order two large fries, bring them home, and then make this disgusting mess? Also, I doubt those frozen nuggets made it up to temp.
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@ChefReactions the waste of food pisses me off more than anything
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Well I wouldn't try to lift it, sounds heavy.
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@RpsAgainstTrump I notice she hasn't read the book.
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@RobManess Why in the world would you think it is traitorous to support our allies?
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@GrahamAllen_1 I thought he was a billionaire? Why does he need more money from hard working Americans that he says are struggling?
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@AngryBlackLady Kinda doubt it's real, but if it is, he did her a huge favor by exposing his true character early.
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@EricTrump Not sure there is a violin small enough.
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@sumayaawad Google fired workers who physically invaded their own executive offices. It's not a social justice club, it's a business, I'm not sure what in the world they thought would happen.
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@JasonBjorn5 Did you drop out of school or something?
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@JackPosobiec He's not guilty, this was not a criminal trial. He was found liable for sexual assault and then tried to destroy this woman's reputation.
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@JuliaDavisNews I thought you were making satire. Good grief he really said it.
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@RyanAFournier Boy you showed him!
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@amazingmap This is what they mean when they say gingers have no Seoul.
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@sallyrugg How do you complain 56 times a day, every day?
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@mercnews Build affordable housing near transit they said!!
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@ChefReactions Nacho bar so the chips stay crisp and people can add the toppings they like? Hell no! Let's just dump it all in a non-food-grade plastic storage tub, make people use a shovel, and force them to cram the mess into a drinking vessel, rendering it virtually impossible to eat.
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@Erdayastronaut @elonmusk Careful, if you download a .cvs you get a really long receipt.
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@PrizePickHuncho @NFL_DovKleiman What happened to that guy's neck that he loved?
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@NUCLRGOLF @BarstoolBigCat @golf_subpar He might get better results if he straightens his legs a little.
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@Eve6 @RalphNader @elonmusk Except being literally, objectively, historically, easily verifiably false, of course.
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@katrosenfield "Turns out those tiny arms really belonged to a smaller dinosaur, who knew!"
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@awfulannouncing weird phrasing but completely legit, optics are a huge factor in baseball and anything you can do to use that to your advantage is important
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@TimothyDSnyder Who gets to decide if it was an insurrection and that he participated in it? Secretary of State of Maine? You? Your cousin Bob?
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@EmmanuelAcho Leadership vs Scapegoating. Wish we had more of that in politics.
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@SciGuySpace Russia gonna Russia. Also to distract from the upcoming invasion of Ukraine.
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@SEC_Investor_Ed Maybe you should see if Melvin Capital understands the significant risk of reprisal after naked short-selling 140% of an innocent brick & mortar company's stock in the midst of a pandemic like stepping on the neck of a bound prisoner.
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@kellster51 @BillKristol What a coincidence!
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@LauraLoomer You MAGA folks are so funny with your projection. Let's talk about Trump's track record with respect to fidelity shall we? Should we cut right to the hush money for the porn star or should we go way back to Ivana and start there?
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@VivekGRamaswamy Ridiculous. Putin invaded Ukraine because he thought it would be easy to take, not because of NATO. He wants an empire and has said as much. Free people need NATO to exist more than ever.
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@POTUS You've been in government for the last half-century dude, this is your tax code.
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@HistoryUnd @historyinmemes which one of those insane things she just did is the actual move
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@DrunkUncleATX @helpdesk_smith @Tesla @elonmusk Kids say a lot of things. Depending on the damage done, Tesla may grab the logs. It's his responsibility either way. If opposing party insurance is not responding, contact your own insurance and they will reach out also. That's their job.
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@Atticus59914029 @Acyn Clearly they just need to ban side doors and this would stop happening.
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@SarahAshtonLV Rumor has it Russians aren't even allowed to listen to Ride of the Valkyries anymore /s
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@dieworkwear Pleats aren't my favorite, but skinny pants really aren't my favorite.
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@Brindarella @Tendar Literally loitering over your airfield taking video of your planes being blown up. Pretty remarkable.
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@cattitude383 @3YearLetterman No need to report, they keep his reserved corner booth at Beef O'Brady's available at all times.
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@BreakfastCarrot @MySportsUpdate Right? His pants looked zipped up to me. 🤷
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@difficultpatty Not true, you cannot possibly donate anything without trunk-aging. Otherwise it's Badwill. You're rushing. And we musn't rush, Patty.
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@historyinmemes "It's worth noting that while the information provided is accurate up until September 2021, there might have been further research and discoveries made about Greenland sharks since then." Ah, ChatGPT then.
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@ThatEricAlper Some people did but they mysteriously disappeared.
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@RealHickory No proof, no evidence, just a repeated lie, like a toddler denying the reality of his bedtime.
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@Erdayastronaut @ehelpmann what's a little hydrazine between comrades?
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@Brandon93Smith People of the land you mean
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@UAWeapons well that's their fault for not using the technologically superior T-62s
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@greg16676935420 @JoeBiden and why do they never spell out Roe V. Wade's middle name
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@StephenGutowski @Popehat It's worth noting a lot of people use Twitter to read things much more than post things. They won't need to pay $8 for that. Accounts with few followers are frequently lost in the "show more replies" mess anyway.
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@EmmanuelAcho Took even less time than expected for Acho to show up hating on Herbert. C'mon dude. You don't do this to any other QB to this degree.
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@Lukeleisher Launch failure yes, test failure no.
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