A self driving
@Tesla
drove straight into my parked car in a residential area and Tesla Insurance has no way to directly contact them so I am stuck with no car and a Tesla adjuster not returning any calls for nearly a week.
@elonmusk
your cars, app and insurance suck.
@Tesla
@elonmusk
For those of you saying I'm making it up for engagement-- I would trade the 5 followers and 9k likes I've gained from this post for my (now likely totaled) 2018 Honda Civic in a heartbeat
(photo is bad, it was 1am and I was delirious when the accident happened)
We did make a drunk uncle NFT and by we I mean Tyler (smart) but I don’t know where it’s at or really on a fundamental level what those things are. I think it’s on open sea or something I genuinely have no fuckin idea at all. That stuff is basically evil to me (jake, stupid)
We’re south by official which means that big tech has officially signed off on our band and we will be getting our chips/yachts/mansions soon. 2 shows March 19th 9 PM at low down lounge and midnight at the venue. Both on the east side. Rumpus room time.
spent a couple weeks on a farm in tyler, texas writing this...
it was cold, we barely had service, and we spent the time- morning through night- pushing each other creatively...
wrote like 2-3 songs a day at the cost of our collective sanity and a couple bruises on jake's head
Excited to announce we will releasing
@DrunkUncleATX
's follow-up album "O, brittle weather" on 5/24 in on vinyl and digitally. Their sophomore LP will be available in record stores and everywhere you can stream music.
Singles and pre-order to come!
Almost done tracking drums for LP 2. Just need to get the tuba done and the accordion and the Theremin and then have the barbershop quartet track their harmonies and gotta get the animals screaming and howling tracked. and then it’s off to mastering.
This was the news we were all hyped about and kept under wraps. Really excited to be apart of the CYLS family. Our LP will start off 2022 w a damn bang and be in stores on vinyl/out in stream. We love you. 1000 years drunkle
Please give the warmest welcome to the newest band on our roster,
@DrunkUncleATX
.
Drunk Uncle hail from the Austin, Texas area and play a style of music that draws influences from both the 3rd and 4th waves of emo alike, sounding akin to bands like
@modestmouseband
,
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Everything is the CIA to me because I used to do a lot of keyboard duster in junior high. In my defense about 65 percent of everything is the CIA so it’s not a total wash.
Would be weird if this was how we found out we were playing ACL. Nobody asks us, but we're somehow contractually obligated to play or else c3 gets to keep our bass player.
We are officially ready to rock on 311 day woah drunkle is the color of your damn energy. Check out our single next week and the whole motherfucker drops March 11th.
We are very excited to (finally) announce the release of the debt album from
@DrunkUncleATX
. The album is called "Look Up" and will come out everywhere on 3/11/2022. You can stream the first single "Depakote" next Tuesday, 1/11.
Here is cover art, track listing in next tweet!
hey yall in light of our album not selling as well as we had hoped, we are pivoting in a new direction. drunk uncle going forward will be known as drunklecoin, we are launching our ICO today. sign up at crypto is the future a cokehead guy on IG told me so
It’s time to go even harder. Welcome to the thunder dome 9 days of pure rock and roll hard rock hard dudes hard life. Prepare thy soul
@breathwishtx
99 bottles of Advil on the wall I’m old. Come party. But not too hard! I’m out of PTO.
Hey our
@cylsrecords
livestream show is this Thursday. Please tune in. For the locals were playing a big monster set at lustre Pearl south at midnight on Saturday.
Thanks
@nprmusic
for including our new single Depakote on one of your playlists. A dream come true for an emo band from The Lone Star State. Check it out here
One of our favorite tracks as a band and the alternative was kind enough to put us on. Thanks y’all. Check out this track on their site, it will be up streaming everywhere soon.
Track Premiere: Listen to
@DrunkUncleATX
revel in the sweaty, packed basement joy of bands like Brave Bird, Glocca Morra, and Snowing on a new song called “The Definition of Weeds.”
NEXT WEEK! Tulsa based band
@cliffdiverOK
is bringing their elevator emo pop-rock to
@mohawkaustin
with special guest
@pennyboredband
on Friday Dec 10th! We still have tickets up for grabs, so buy yours NOW at 💥
If we dont sell all the vinyl will has to go back to being a pirate on the seven seas. Peyton has to go back to bein a childs birthday party clown (banned in Texas so he will have to move) Tylers doing good I think hell be fine. Jake died I think but he can respawn if we sell out
if you ask me, the drummer should be in front of everyone while the singer is in the back. Maybe even in the green room. Drummers are the most handsome.
Hey everyone. Our LP Look Up is getting delayed. If you ordered tapes you will still get them! The album is getting delayed for a cool reason that we can’t wait to share. We love everyone and are super excited for what’s to come. 1000 years drunkle.
Me In the corner of a house show that has one hot keg for 200 stinky small shirt big pants type ppl and 8 twinkle bands 4 of which have the same drummer and I’m thinking about different conspiracy theories and whether or not I locked my front door
It’s time to go even harder. Thanks to the gang at idioteq, all the bands, and the labels for making this happen. All the songs are good and you have to listen to them.
Hey if you’re in austin Texas and are vaxxed up or masked up and want to say fuck to covid come rock and roll with the boys. Swan dive june 2nd 10 bones me you us power love music beer cigarettes tax return unemployment
What up we’re playing two shows this weekend. Spider house ballroom Sunday with the good folks In
@After_Aristotle
and then ripping a big one Monday with
@RoseCeremonyEmo
@RILEYtheband
and many others come on our to party time fun sunny beach party forever fun time zone
hello gang our dear pal
@pkjoeyy
put together a live vid of our performance at ballroom last year. check it out on the
@tinysoundscltv
youtube page baby hell yea
Drunk annoying pot bellied old head in Poorly fitting pg.99 shirt at house show trying to yell at me over the music about how the opening band “sucks” my eyes black as night and the liveleak watermark pops above his head
Weather permitting we are fucking the game up tonight big baller style. I know y’all motherfuckers will go to jimmy eat wednesday even in the event of nuclear war so come on out and brave the elements w your favorite local goons
Knee pain, joy, happiness, miller high life, 7/11 roller dogs, ibuprofen, getting fired. This is touring in your late twenties. With
@breathwishtx
come hangout Texas rise up.
thank you so much for the kind words, this type of shit makes us so happy. (we're all just trying to fill that marietta-shaped hole in our hearts aren't we?)
You can now listen to
@DrunkUncleATX
's debut single 'Bed Our Mouths' for their new LP "O, brittle weather!" on all streaming services now.
All streaming:
+ Bandcamp:
Pre-order vinyl links coming soon!