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@JohnHyde93
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2 months
@verymoisturized I was listening until she opened up the book and it said “JAR” and she used it as proof of her child’s capabilities.
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@JohnHyde93
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In neither of these points does Norman actually make a point. He just grandstands. I don’t know if this is cope or delusion from the Finkelstein fandom.
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@orikron Two of the most gorgeous takedowns ever
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@JohnHyde93
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@KatyMontgomerie I refuse to acknowledge the existence of yellow.
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@JohnHyde93
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Nikki Haley is the Republican candidate for people who read books and get degrees.
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@TheOmniLiberal TBF Detroit is basically Gaza.
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@commiecentral2 Nobody mention the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.
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@obantoo Norm could’ve done well, he’s just too smart and cool. So, he didn’t feel like it!” is one of the more interesting copes I’m seeing here.
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@JohnHyde93
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7 months
@RobTolp69 Ensure*
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@Will_the_Rose You almost got me!
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@JohnHyde93
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@EricRSammons I don’t see why not, do Catholics not believe in the God of Israel?
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@JohnHyde93
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@JenniferTilly I could be wrong, but I don’t think “gender fluid” was even close to the mainstream when “seed of chucky” came out. Movie really was a movie by queers for queers.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
Only someone entirely removed from any kind of poverty could say “drug addicts are scary” mockingly. They are scary, anyone who’s dealt with an addict knows they’re scary. Addicts themselves know they’re scary. Leftists are people who’ve never been mugged.
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@JohnHyde93
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@beatmastermatt No, if churches pay taxes then the separation of church and state is compromised. Churches then have every right to start breaking into politics because they have a personal financial interest in those politics.
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@JohnHyde93
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5 months
@YaVaulty If magic can just do everything then there’s no conflict. There has to be limitations for people to overcome if you want an entertaining story.
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@JohnHyde93
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@TrueSlazac It’s not even eugenics
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@JohnHyde93
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@MalcolmNance I don’t know if I’m this conspiratorial about it, but in effect I agree. The people at the pro-Hamas rallies aren’t voting. They aren’t democrats. They can be ignored.
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@JohnHyde93
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@RealTXPolitics Why are you obsessed with another man’s fashion choices?
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@realMaalouf @btbsoco Lol we really did just stop talking about the Iranians, didn’t we?
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@JohnHyde93
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@emilykschrader @NorCleor She either wrote it herself (most likely) or some nazi troll made the letter to stir up animosity. In either case a group of Jews did not get together to write a “we don’t like your kind here” letter.
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@JohnHyde93
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@WORLDSTAR The guy in the red shirt looks like he enjoys horses.
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@JohnHyde93
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5 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 Unlimited Money is the only one without an existentially horrifying side effect.
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@JohnHyde93
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11 months
Societies with “third genders” aren’t more progressive. They’ve defined gender roles so strictly that deviations are another category. People in that category are not treated equally, but are instead slotted into very specific roles. We should not look up to or emulate this.
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@JohnHyde93
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6 months
Today on the internet regarding Vaush
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@JohnHyde93
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5 months
@AdeelsDeal He spends the hour quote mining Morris, poorly I might add, showing himself to be a bad-faith actor to anyone who’s not already buried in his asshole.
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@JohnHyde93
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2 months
@ThinkingAtheist There’s literally a story in the Bible where a woman washes Jesus’ feet with fine oils and his disciples complain about how it could’ve gone to the poor. Jesus rebukes them for it.
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@JohnHyde93
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7 months
It’s interesting that the reactions here are divided between “this is a lie” and “people with college degrees suck”. Pick your poison I guess.
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@JohnHyde93
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@sovereignbrah Everything God creates is good. God created us and he created our hearts. Both are therefore good. This is why we believe in the infinite dignity of human life.
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@JohnHyde93
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@Alphafox78 Allow me to autistically explain this trick: The second letter of most sports is either O or A Basketball, baseball, hockey, soccer, football. If your letter is A you’re going to pick apple If your letter is O you’re going to pick orange The last letter of each is an E.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
You when you’ve thrown away the opportunity to bring your message to millions of people on the most famous progressive network, squander your chances of ever getting hired in media again, and live the rest of your life in obscurity.
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@JohnHyde93
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9 months
Bread is fried in olive oil. Are you having a bite?
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
Fascists, wealthy people, business owners, the military, police officers, republicans, most democrats, Ukrainians, Israelis, firearm enthusiasts, Christians, oil companies, truck drivers, suburban households, most of the working class, agriculturalists, etc. etc.
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9 months
Wow. Thoughts?
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We’re cute
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@jessiejade95 But yes though.
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@JohnHyde93
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2 months
@Provokethoughtz It’s also because a man getting hurt by a woman is kind of funny, but a woman getting hurt by a man is viscerally gross and depressing.
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@JohnHyde93
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@PresidentSunday “It’s weird and gross, but should be allowed as free speech” hardly seems pro-lolicon. It just seems free speech maximalist.
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@BenUticone @EndAbortionOH @Not_a_Victim_ Nah, I’ve known people like this. It probably did happen.
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@JohnHyde93
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@HazelAppleyard_ Okay maybe don’t have a comic where a child refers to their “cock”.
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@JohnHyde93
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10 months
A lot of you are going to hate this, but I’m going to say it anyway. At this point I think trans people who’ve spent sufficient time on HRT are the sex they’re transitioning to. HRT heavily affects not only secondary sex characteristics, it affects the body on a genetic level
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@JohnHyde93
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@blntforcetrama What does this have to do with anything?
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
Religious tolerance is actually stupid. Religion isn’t an immutable characteristic, you can, in fact, think negatively of people for their ideas.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
The gayest thing about me right now is that I’m inclined to want to agree with @michaeljknowles because he’s cute. Matt Walsh: we need to stop the gay agenda Me: shut up, bigot. Michael Knowles: we need to stop the gay agenda Me: well, hold on, let’s hear him out.
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@JohnHyde93
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4 months
@machineiv @A24 The only thing I see that’s controversial is that she made objections to “self-ID”, but I don’t think that’s a nazi belief, there has to be something else?
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@JohnHyde93
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@basic_chanel Okay, but Destiny has used enormous amounts of resources to do direct political work. I don’t think he applies here.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
It’s non binary awareness week. Being an NB isn’t easy. Sometimes you have to buy new hair dye and the Walgreens is out of your color. Somebody used yesterday’s pronouns on you when you clearly texted them today’s. you’re valid. And your mom is wrong. It isn’t just a phase.
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@JohnHyde93
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5 months
@commiecentral2 Update: lol
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Ana Kasparian is cool, I’m sorry I ever doubted her.
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@JohnHyde93
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@DrewPavlou Stonetoss lives in a world where commies are reasonable people.
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@JohnHyde93
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7 months
Hasan Piker fans engaging dishonestly? Couldn’t be!
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@JohnHyde93
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@ILbrandonite I thought it was a hot dog suit first.
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@BenBurgis @TheOmniLiberal @NathanJRobinson White people don’t have a history of mass persecution in the west.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
@poepilled A client of mine yesterday called them “girls”.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
I care about my trans fiends. Non-binary people, trenders, fuck off. The more I’m involved as an ally the more I’m not okay with people fucking with my friends. Trans is a serious medical condition, stop appropriating it.
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@JohnHyde93
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10 months
@mattxiv It’s perfectly reasonable for someone not to want to be associated with other people. I don’t know why you refuse to respect that.
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@JohnHyde93
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9 months
Soul mates don’t exist. And the idea of lovers destined to be together is a recipe for loneliness, and an excuse used by abusers. Relationships take effort and care, not magic.
@hashjenni
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What opinion about Dating will have you like this?
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@JohnHyde93
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The people who hate this country should leave.
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@JohnHyde93
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7 months
@TrueSlazac Part of being an American is being proud of things that are objectively pretty silly. It’s part of unapologetic individualism. Tell us we’re silly and we’ll do it twice as hard and twice as silly just to spite you.
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@JohnHyde93
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2 months
@RyanShead Rittenhouse acted in self defense and was entirely justified in his actions.
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@sovereignbrah @SlovakCatholic @AngloCatholica Protestants don’t even have a full Bible. So I’m not sure how you’re claiming to read it.
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@JohnHyde93
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@kelly_cadigan They mostly do.
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@E_111_M Are we against airplanes now?
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@JohnHyde93
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@MissSassbox It’s a non-essential skill. If you’re going into something that requires reading old letters, sure, could be useful, but that’s pretty niche.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
Queer culture is a bullshit idea. We are individuals with individual tastes. Stop trying to self stereotype.
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@JohnHyde93
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@wil_da_beast630 But what about this 100 year law that magically brought these misdemeanors back from the grave?
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@JohnHyde93
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It’s always weird when someone calls trans women “mentally ill men” and then proceeds to mock them. Do you think it’s acceptable to mock the mentally ill? Are you planning on pushing people in wheel chairs over, any time soon?
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@JohnHyde93
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Hey, it’s me and Nikki Haley! Go Nikki!
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@BearWithMe21_ @etheralfem Okay, assuming that’s true, why would that be a problem?
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@basic_chanel Okay, but old ladies actually do this.
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@MrsApostate Racism is antithetical to Christianity.
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@emmmae11 I love them.
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@JohnHyde93
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@caitoz “He didn’t accomplish anything?! Umm, he’s internet famous!” Is such a pathetic argument. Elliot Rodgers got internet famous, too. Curiously it didn’t lead to the accomplishment of any of his goals.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
@VaushV @theserfstv You either didn’t watch the video or are trying to gaslight people. Because apparently nobody else can be bothered to watch a 17 minute video.
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@JohnHyde93
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@arrogant_inc @smashbaals They deny the triune God and say that Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost are all separate personages. They’re very Christian-like, but their fundamental belief about God makes them heretical.
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@JohnHyde93
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Dylan Mulvaney is objectively prettier than 99% of the people screaming about her being a man. Cope and seethe.
@ProudElephantUS
Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅
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Dylan Mulvaney can grow his hair out, cut off his own d*ck, and wear some half-assed makeup but he will NEVER be a female. NEVER.
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@DrewPavlou The rumors have been confirmed.
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@No7Sammy I’m not trans, but I can relate to this. It’s always drunk women at nightclubs who will make overt sexual advances and touch me inappropriately. I think they just assume, somewhat understandably, that they won’t face any consequences.
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@JohnHyde93
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@AmazonHelp @EYakoby @amazon Passive aggressive Amazon employee is pretty funny.
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@JohnHyde93
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@Provokatov Im sorry, isn’t Grindr primarily for hook-ups? You’d want to know what sort of genitals you’re going to be working with.
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Property is one of the most basic human rights. Read Aristotle, and then go fuck yourself.
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Don’t act like you didn’t play mafia pretend games when you were a kid. Let’s be real, you’re pressed because they’re black.
@libsoftiktok
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Where are the parents?
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@HumansNoContext Skylar is actually just a good person.
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@JohnHyde93
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I’m just going to say it, colonization isn’t an intrinsic bad. If colonization gets people to stop raping women, and murdering children then that’s a good thing. The world is better for Israel’s existence regardless of its origins.
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@JohnHyde93
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@L__G__B You really need to be more careful about what you highlight. This is clearly someone who’s autistic and getting bullied at the end of their rope. It’s not funny at all, it’s just sad. I also don’t see why she deserves ire or ridicule unless you just like bullying.
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@Provokethoughtz Yeah, if someone says “I’d like to purchase this gun so I can go murder my family” you’ll be held accountable if you sell them the gun.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
Hey trans women. Nobody is going to clock you with one of these one.
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@JohnHyde93
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It’s my birthday! 🎈
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@machineiv @A24 What did Helen Lewis do? I looked her up and she’s just a writer for The Guardian?
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1 year
Sex differences exist. You can be pro trans without being insane.
@afrocosmist
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sounds like she should stop crying & get better at volleyball
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@JohnHyde93
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@Homiedino He literally poured money into AIDS research. What are you talking about?
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@HorrorGorl Both are bad.
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@JohnHyde93
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6 months
I’ve taken the liberty of improving your post. I hope you don’t mind.
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@ambstatee
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I firmly believe once a death like this happens, all p*rn videos of them need to be removed from the internet.
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@JohnHyde93
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This is a W. Your murderous ideologies have no place in a civilized world.
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@JohnHyde93
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11 months
The difference is the people making 9/11 jokes are often trying to bring humor to what they acknowledge is a tragedy. ValidLs posts come from a place of hatred. If someone openly hates America and makes a 9/11 joke, it’s similarly unfunny.
@sleepy_devo
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>"how dare you make edgy jokes about a dead trans girl" here's you making edgy jokes about 3000 people's deaths shut the fuck up, i don't care about your moral judgment on what you think is acceptable or unacceptable humor.
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@JohnHyde93
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@CatgirlAnarcho We integrated into society, made a bunch of money, and advocated for legislation.
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@JohnHyde93
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1 year
You don’t have to house your adult child, but calling your child a “disgrace” and refusing to talk them isn’t “based”, it’s cruel.
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