John Healey IV
@JohnHealey_tcg
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Social media is bad, but y’all are full leaks. Was a fun run. Poke’s only conservative Independent. $JohnHealeyIV
Oregon
Joined November 2022
I don’t get paid to cook anyone this hard. I do it for the love of the game.
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@eleven11now11 @bretjgreen @JackPosobiec If your $1 behind for like 3 months they remove all licenses that make that possible. No driver’s license or passport. Then for good measure if you need any sort of state issued card for your job they revoke those, too. Really thoughtful system.
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Tord and Isaiah have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Lugia bots, when you’re setting up isn’t:. •Great Ball then Capturing Aroma. or. •Capturing Aroma then Great Ball. My initial thought was “it depends.” However, after a couple hundred sims I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t.
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Imagine being the KNOWN slowest player in the game for years and then your opponent who is somewhere between regular pace and blitzing has you on the ropes in the biggest game of the year, but then they get a slow play penalty. #PlayPokemon.
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@TinyRaverr My new favorite genre of tweet is people with the most L takes imaginable getting politely put in their place by the most generous person under 30 in history.
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@KaetlerTCG Don’t be retarded on the internet if you don’t want to get called retarded. Just delete it without being a little bitch about it.
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Fun take on SableZard that refuses to brick. I’m all done with events in this format, but it’s been treating me well and thought I’d share. You’re legally allowed to play 1-1 Gorebyss if your area is flooded with Rapid.
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@Azul_GG Somewhere, unbeknownst to us, an English teacher just had a stroke courtesy of this abomination.
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What a way we’ve come. Keep your head up, everyone. Play one deck.
1-3 here in Yokohama. Played Path Miraidon. Low rolled the matchup lottery hitting a Mew and a.Ting Lu. Lost a grindy series against a tanky Arc deck. The worst part is having to tell y'all. Fun deck but couldn't hit the meta matchups I needed to in the end. We'll be back 😘.
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@Simphuny Drop the Lively stadium, announce Tempest Dive. Discard the stadium and the Pikachu.
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@goof_gg @playpokemon This is the first time I have heard this mentioned. Your circles sound sus.
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Guys, it’s going to be uncomfortable asking your opponent to hurry the fuck up, but it’s also uncomfortable stewing in your thoughts about how you bubbled out when a win got turned into a tie. “Please pick up your pace of play. I don’t want to call a judge.”. Silence may follow.
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@JulieLovesFluff @bloodstrix This was a disappointing conclusion. Was a good ride while it lasted.
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Oh yeah I forgot. Big shout out to @playpokemon for getting us an invite structure before the prior season’s worlds has occurred. Y’all ready to announce 2024 in Honolulu yet or gotta wait a couple weeks?.
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Tord is so lucky I don’t live in NYC and happen to be driving to NAIC. I’d pick him up and talk his ear off the whole way about how he should play my 60. 😂.
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@bhalliburton Let’s try to remember the game is booming and this is a lot of peoples’ first cuts. They’re excited and it’s valid. So while i attended a double and only got 2nd and a whiff and feel shame, that would’ve made a lot of people very happy.
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Well Team NW didn’t get any regionals. You did it, guys. You complained them away. Hope it doesn’t mean less overall. It isn’t cheap to travel anymore.
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Oh boy. Way to go @playpokemon. The 2024 world champion was defeated in top 8. Brilliant move.
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Day 49 of asking @playpokemon for information regarding the return of local organized play. Thousands of players and TOs are very curious. Only going til day 69. RTs for visibility appreciated.
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The Candians defended well, but a player from the second easiest state to win a cup in won the whole thing.
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Why is United Wings the hardest deck to play? Sat down for some solitaire and went 0-14 against imaginary Lugia. wtf?.
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@Dreamjew To people confused about the lack of Budew in Gardy in Japan, they can’t tie and don’t have that much time. With Gardy already pushing the limits of the clock you cannot really afford a longer ramp up or risk double loss.
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We’re gonna find out the Meowscarda secret card is like 3x Skyla then we’ll die on the spot without context.
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Does anyone feel super confident about their Portland list? Like “If all goes well I’m 9-0.” Confident. I’d like that list.
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@beccabaddest Research, Iono, and Boss are reasonable almost all of the time. I’m sure this was the expectation?.
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If Kamala would’ve just tweeted “Wasn’t our day. Ball up top.” She could’ve had a chance to try again in ‘28.
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LAIC predictions:. •Moon has the worst conversion of a new boxed archetype since Dusk Mane Necrozma / Magnezone (5.5 years). •Most successful Moon variant is LZ. •Charizard the most played deck at 16%. •Gardevoir the most played deck in day 2- and t8. •Lost Box isn’t dead.
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Had some homies over for a mid week cram testing session before Sac this weekend. Was a blast and ong that’s the best thing about this game- the homies.
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I did not expect to be excited about a . *checks notes*. Metang card in 2024.
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@PokeDuelsTikTok I see people sitting across from me taking one action every 14.99 seconds driving me fucking insane.
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@NataliePokeTCG Oh we’re still gonna play the fuck out of it. We’re just gonna bitch and moan the whole time.
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@CaveTcg I will be, and have always been, unwilling to be polite to you when you lie about me. I do not require the adoration of every bully masquerading as a victim on the internet. If you’re being a piece of shit, it doesn’t bother me to arrange letters in a way to cause you harm.
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Normalize saying “You’re making it easier for me to win” when you’re testing. Sitting back and watching someone bench a Manaphy when you legit can’t ninja anymore isn’t good for testing.
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@SupahGassy That was my initial thought, but then I realized there’s something that you want rather than just hitting something. So 50% to get it with aroma, but if you don’t get it you remove something in its way. So if you Aroma first you’re more likely to Great Ball into it.
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I’ve seen dozens of reactions to a call for a Snorlax ban, but zero calls for Snorlax to be banned? Is everyone just bored?.
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Mail day ft. @LakeOfRagepod and @Senor_Doom. (I don’t remember ordering the shirt. Highly recommend drunk weekend purchases.)
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Day 51 (I’m more committed to this than my last ex girlfriend) of asking @playpokemon for any information at all regarding the return of organized play. Thousands of players and organizers are very curious. We accept “We’re not sure yet.”. RTs for visibility appreciated.
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While we’re at it you should work with @SandshrewZavala about getting to EUIC. Pay Makani Tran a lot of dollars to not sue you. And ban the judge that caused the reason your notification box is maxed out today.
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@PokeDuelsTikTok Guys, it was an event he could drive to. How did you think there was a chance in Hell he’d miss?.
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Pinned goals for the 2024 season? Fuck it:.-Day 2 75% of regionals attended. -Worlds invite.-Worlds day 2.-Continue to encourage shy player to call a judge on their slow playing cunt opponents.
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@ToineLay Should’ve tacked on “Can’t be removed by the effects of your opponent’s trainer cards.”.
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I’m being talked at super tough by some awfully squeamish lookin people today. I’m kind of rooting for them.
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I asked my wife what to play at the challenge tonight and this chick has the audacity to hit me with “Whatever deck usually wins games.”. She’s been listening to the @LakeOfRagepod I think.
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Day 61 of asking @playpokemon (don’t worry I’m almost done with this campaign) for information regarding the return of local organized play. Thousands of players and organizers are very curious.
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In case anyone was wondering why I’m such a cunt most of the time, it all started sixteen years ago (today) when my brother drowned to death and I got life flighted out of the ocean. 1/some.
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Played 19 games and set up 19 games. Deck is really really good. I wasn’t, though. 5-2-2 at Sacramento, but it was still a good time.
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@RiskyChrisky Is it bulked out to match dimensions of something heavier? That’s a weird looking 35.
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I’m I the only one around here that doesn’t believe in Roaring Moon being good?.
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This legend just went 3-0 drop at a cup. Truly my hero.
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Day 54 of asking @playpokemon for information regarding the return of local organized play. Thousands of players and organizers are very curios. Please, guys, I want to stop making this post. RTs for visibility appreciated.
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Day 5 of asking @playpokemon if they are willing to share any information regarding the return of local organized play. Thousands of us are very curious.
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List I really wanted to be good, but just isn’t quite. Feel free to take it and make it work. There isn’t a better feeling than Cavern Tackle’ing a Hands. (Cut 2nd Psychic- Pedro said it’s okay)
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Just saw someone ask for a Judge shuffle and then the Dialga player they were against hit 4 off of Metal Maker. 😂.
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Day 50 of asking @playpokemon for any information regarding the return of local organized play. I’ll settle for a “We have no plan.” That’s fine. Thousands of players and organizers are very curious. RTs for visibility appreciated.
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@Overload_Events You could do yourself a huge favor if you put out a statement saying you know who the judge in question is and are making sure they are no longer working at your events. Until then don’t expect these posts to be the joyful ones you had in mind.
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You’re traveling to a regional and you pack your lucky underwear. Do you wear them day 1 or day 2? Asking for a friend.
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If I’m ever sitting near you and you’re about to use Squawkabilly’s Squawk and Seize, feel free to call out to me. I’ll squawk like a maniac for you. This has begun locally and I’m getting better at it.
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Guys, I need help. Playing bad zard deck yesterday. Hit ogre in r4 as well as t4. Every single game he put one damage counter on my Pidgeot ex. I have thought and thought and thought, but I can’t figure out why. Send halp, plz. RTs appreciated.
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@bainbridger1984 @packers_access It should be just a tackle, but they added a retarded rule this year. It’s largely gone uncalled.
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