Quitting my job and moving to Texas to play music and melee. Going to marry the waitress who gave me the WiFi password at Cricket's Draft House and Grill.
Went to $10 mm Hbox in melee today at EGLX (Toronto Smash Tournament). After I put my Canadian $10 on the table he asked if I had American... I then explained that I was Canadian... he then asked if I had paypal... The struggle is real I guess.
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I get the whole play to win or optimal play argument but like buddy should probably learn to approach as Falco in a ranked match if he ever wants to get out of Plat 3, you timed out a Luigi mains Samus congrats.
Kind of liked it better when I wouldn't go on any dates because I assumed women weren't attracted to me and if they got to know me they would like me but now I go on dates so it means women are attracted to me but then they get to know me and then don't want to see me again.
Finally hit Diamond, all Ness. Thanks to everyone who has been tuning into the ranked grind and thank you
@TempoAxe
,
@EddyMexico007
, and
@bbatts523
for the raids this week!
There are a lot of guys in Toronto who are hotter, taller, and make more money than me, but I am probably better than them at Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube.
I was planning on uploading my sets (online tourneys, ranked) with top 100 players to YouTube regardless if I won or lost because I thought it would be good for people to see Ness played at a high level competitively.
Yeahhhhh might be time to stop playing ranked if people are gonna treat those sets like tourney matches (and especially upload them to youtube...). I wish I could smurf, but my playstyle is so different from other peaches that it's so obvious when it's me lol
Toronto Pizza Tier List
1. Superpoint
2. Badiali
3. North of Brooklyn
4. One Night Only
5. Mac's Pizza
6. Descendants
7. Fourth Man In The Fire
8. Danny's Pizza Tavern
9. Maker (2)
10. Burratino
11. Bar Sugo
12. Blondies
13. Fresca
14. King Slice
15. Libretto
Didn't practice melee much at all the last two weeks and instead just lost to rando scrubs on ranked but I'm still going to win collision. See you in grands
@jakedirado
.
This weekend was incredible, both GOML and the show were amazing. Thankful to be a part of Melee and Music community. Hope to see y'all at more majors and shows, thanks for the support everyone. ♥️
Note to self: If a girl opens with an awkward hi gif on a dating app do not respond with a Happy Martin Luther King Day gif even if it is in fact Martin Luther King Day. She will unmatch you.
Melee at
#TCU2023
just got even spicier🌶️
Making his return to the local scene, we're excited to welcome
@n0ned
to The Come Up!
Register now and join the 100+ players that are already signed up!👇
ICYMI: I am now sponsored by
@ScrapHouseDojo
and I'll be repping them at Collision and the upcoming Night Club.
Check out the highlight video in the comments below:
Pizza rankings sort of blew up on tiktok and I'm getting tonnes of views, likes, and comments. Is this what it's like to be a hot girl on social media? I don't think I can handle it.