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Jimmy Jaws

@Jimmy_Jaws

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Husband, Dad, Bluesman, Combat Vet, Just an Old Country Lawyer.

Joined July 2017
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@lporiginalg I have a suspicion that the two women molested him with their penises.
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@dvassallo Insane innovation. Almost unbelievable. SawStop should record and stream videos of every woodworker whose hands have been saved.
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@Morbidful @sprudames4000 Start with pics of the perfect M cave. Otherwise, buzz off.
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@Cantoo_Be_Blank @ericareport Marsh is looking for a contingent fee lawyer to defend against her own libelous tweets? Marsh, you're doing it wrong.
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@marklevinshow @LegacyontheLake Title 18 US Code Section 1512(c) makes it a crime to conceal documents or records from Congressional inquiry.
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@seanmdav Before Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in jail I would've had trouble imagining that Crooks had assistance from the government.
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@boon_hound @FightMate Lil' Stabby McStaberson did finally drop the pencil.
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@CynicalPublius My Mom passed peacefully last December, just days short of 91. She loved Jesus and Trump. With her own eyes, she witnessed more than one third of the entire history of these United States.
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@historyinmemes Our descendants will look back on the genital mutilation of children with shame and horror.
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@seanmdav When a party fails to provide evidence under their control without reasonable explanation one may infer the evidence was unfavorable.
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@TSN_Sports Gloriously bad singers. I love them.
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@HazelAppleyard_ In my stuffed bell pepper recipe the ground turkey tastes just like tofu. My vegan friends who refuse to eat it must be bigots.
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@bumfree @MrAndyNgo @h3h3productions @benshapiro Who says he's joking? He certainly isn't smiling.
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@SouthlandPost Bear spray must be illegal in UK. Or else it will be now.
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@Ryanw343 @Morbidful Coffee? Tea? Woahawhoawhoaoooooooo...
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@NightLightNews @MrAndyNgo The video doesn't show how it started. What's wrong with you?
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@MalesOfReddit @gypsytears75 I wonder why men who pretend to be women shoot so many people.
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@SenatorLamar Shame on you, crawling over bodies to "score".
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@politiwars @stillgray Threatening to break the kid's neck is not fine.
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@BartemyS @KonstantinKisin Nobody is having it. 🤮
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@Sebas26_ @fasc1nate He sees to take care not to show his eyes.
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@RepCuellar Henry Cuellar bears responsibility for failing to vote in fences and warnings years ago. He created what lawyers call an attractive nuisance enticing helpless victims into a fatal trap. Shameful neglect of national sovereignty and safety of illegal migrants.
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@Rainmaker1973 This story is the beginning of every other space horror movie.
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@detransaqua Binding is horrific. I think of generations of Japanese women binding their feet--also horrifying. Let women's bodies be what they are. Nobody would want their Mother or Sister to suffer so.
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@Rainmaker1973 Bottom fish be like
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@jenpop7725 @Travis_in_Flint Sadly, it's a lifetime position. Only impeachment, retirement or death can remove federal judges. Maybe people should march outside his house.
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@shipwreckedcrew Watch the eyes of the Democrat Party apparatchik. He's stunned. But, he immediately joins in the chant. Just pretend the Emperor's clothes are elegant and fine.
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@JenniferKabbany Firing someone for refusing to break the law is a classic wrongful termination tort.
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@Michell33650674 Who dresses you in the morning?
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@Human101Nature The "kid" might be a girl. The video doesn't show how it started.
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@Living_with_MND @FightMate He was thinking, "Hey! Don't stab me, bro! Take a nap instead. That's right. You can drop the pencil now. Nighty night. There, there."
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@ofcrdeonjoseph Good stuff. Mostly agree, but her laughter and generally frivolous and embarrassing demeanor are negatives. I really disliked Hillary but she presented as reasonably "presidential." It matters. POTUS retains crucial ceremonial and advocacy duties.
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@domainsdomain @kirawontmiss Gator Boy's picture is in the dictionary next to "Schadenfreude."
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@J2CP1 @greg_price11 Epps is on camera ardently, loudly soliciting a crime. Truth is a defense.
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@BillboardChris @Anvil_X1 Heartbreaking how this man has suffered. Enraging how the Doctors pay for their boats and vacation homes with their butchery. It's Mengeleian.
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@MustangMan_TX These are the kind of kids demonstrating for Hamas and tearing down posters of hostages.
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@DecisiveHist @historyinmemes Rosie Ruiz was there at the finish line.
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@HBRabinowitz Hannah didn't just bury the lede. She cremated it.
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@ericareport You said what you said. Marsh, you're a joke.
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@libsoftiktok @ASDschools Something tells me the school would make a female teacher go home if her nipples were poking up through a skin tight shirt. Am I crazy?
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@MaxEvansUMP Cases are starting to come to court. Witnesses are starting to testify. Liz Cheney is a traitor.
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@robsmithonline AWFLs are certain that African Americans love Kamala, just like Hispanic Americans love to be called "LatinX."
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@zephyr_on_call My guess is that magic rectangles are transparent to our subconscious. We perceive the ideas and pictures in them as real. The rectangle itself is invisible.
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@OMG_Like_Really @Johnnthelefty In every confrontation like this go for the hats and masks first. It's the weakest link in this chain of false flaggers. They can't really defend themselves because they're most critically concerned with concealing their identities. Nobody needs to punch or push or threaten them.
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@ClownWorld_ They're both walking up in the cops' faces, she pushes them while he screams every threat of violence and m*rder and homophobic slur that he can spew. The cops are flat out afraid to arrest. Shameful.
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@ZeekArkham @gypsytears75 I'm sorry, but false imprisonment & kidnapping under color of official authority is a serious crime. We prosecute civilians for lesser offenses. Let a jury decide.
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@sav_says_ If this keeps up the Mayor and Governor will finally deploy National Guard to protect the wannabe fascists in Antifa.
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@MrAndyNgo @gypsytears75 He quotes a tweet that supposedly explains his injury. The tweet claims that the police hit him while they were in the process of making an arrest. He wasn't a victim of an injury, he was a volunteer.
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@KurtsSurfing @juliecbarrett On the spectrum of surgery, circumcision is closer to extended earlobe hoops than to radical mastectomy.
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@eyeslasho Virtue signaling is selfish, not altruistic.
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@xdavidclarkson @JamesOKeefeIII With bystanders yelling at the cops and pointing at the murderer the whole time.
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@texasdav1 @JonathanTurley By an intimately involved Joe Biden, Obama's Czar for Ukraine, and many other corrupt nations.
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@DonnaE1003 @dailycallout No. He's a heterosexual male Narcissist. As we all know.
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@FightVideosTV Blue cap raised his hands at everybody without consequence, until he tried it with Julius. Big mistake.
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@kylenabecker @X He didn't resign. He withdrew from the race.
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@TheRealBuzz Tied for 1st place--in 1st human land on moon. Dr. Aldrin PhD in Astronautics.
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@greg_price11 She plainly craves the spotlight.
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@ProfDisaster11 I'm older so I remember and loved Milton Berle, Flip Wilson, LA Cage a Folles, & of course Robin Williams. None of it was highly sexualized or focused solely on kids.
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@SullivanStar221 @ArtemisDiana_22 Errybody got to be who they are. That can change from day to day unless the doctors jump in and start doing damage and cashing in.
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@3Motorcycles @historyinmemes So stunning. So brave. You really risk it all attacking those Christians. Now do the Koran.
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@DanielDenvir This is not Kent State. This is just hired agitators and spoiled kids. Not historic. Not what you wanted. Everyone hates your riots.
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@JonathanTurley @AquaBreezesRosa Imagine my surprise that the Smith/Chutkan team infringed upon Trump's constitutional rights.
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@prophecy__13 @InternetH0F I dated a woman who told me her Dad did the same to her in high school. She was beautiful and a lawyer and Army Captain.
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@ClownWorld_ Pope's Middle Finger to Catholics.
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@Rob_ThaBuilder @nominalnaomi CPS will take your kids from you if you tell them this man is abusing a child.
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@socialprimer @coachbrucepearl So collusion to censor the news is good?
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@keith_dorschner @Morbidful Eastasia has never been at war with Oceania.
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@truthtsar @afmedic80 To be fair, Biden does constantly blame Republicans for the abject failure of his Administration at the Border. Other than that he has also taken every opportunity to make the crisis worse. So it's not nothing. Worse than nothing.
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@VDHanson Reminds me of the scene where Puyi watches the old warden from his reeducation prison. He watches the screaming Red Brigade children waive their little Red Books, frog marching the old warden in a dunce cap. Mao would later purge those students too after he finished using them.
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@StopAntisemites He'll call the police again when he gets fired.
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@detransaqua My mistake. The practice was Chinese, not Japanese.
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@NachoAveChip @TheFigen_ Multi-planet existence is insurance for the human race against a planet-destroying catastrophe.
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@RoverDov123 @Sachinettiyil Free tix still available.
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@TVNewsNow E. Jean Carroll jury specifically found that Trump did NOT rape her.
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@ZeekArkham @CobbStevenJ You can't fool me. That's Nick Nolte.
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@Rob_ThaBuilder @Charles95684721 @JoeGayHistorian Boys who have their penis cut off are in for a lifetime of regrets, and no they are not less suicidal.
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@stillgray @MattWalshBlog They don't want Ian, Matt, or Donald dead. They want all of us. Those men are standing in the way. We have to back them up.
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@AlphaNewsMN @dawn_gillman Mr. Finke is working overtime to alienate the vast majority of people who usually vote for the Democrat Party. Keep up the good work, Sir.
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@Travis_in_Flint Nobody will believe this unless they yelled "Maga Country!" There are rules.
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@StaciBryant133 @SaraCarterDC @drawandstrike Our CI has no time to fight Chinese spies. They're too busy censoring American Wrongthink.
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@the_target_lady @nypost You haven't been reading the news.
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@NFLFilms @gkittle46 @49ers George Kittle is the first self aware actual living meme.
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@CallMeAntwan @MrAndyNgo She went there herself, all on her own accord. She's a Fraudster
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@FeelLikeMafe @19problemz @PurdyToAiyuk Go smoke a cigar to celebrate losing.
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@msgrumpybunny @KeneAkers The world is vast & our history is beyond complete mastery by anyone. The only advantage of getting old is we get to keep learning.
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@ericareport I nominate Marsh for the most unintentionally hilarious tweet in the history of tweets.
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@jheil @PuckNews Donald Trump is a righteous victim, a warrior literally bloodied in battle, and a bona fide hero.
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