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“maalmahi wacana way socodan” xurmadle birmadle Xassan sheikh muhhamoud- Dalxuuruye

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@Jibzalas
Jibz
5 years
Saw rip dave trending and thought my nigga santan dave died
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No way in some years down the line this farax is gonna be sitting down in a Somali cafe wearing macawis and breaking down his memories of playing footy with CR7
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@SomaliAthlete
SOMALI ATHLETE
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MUKTHAR ALI 🇸🇴⚽️ X CR7 🐐
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@proteinmilk12 @farogaab @aeshazus We had diplomatic relations with china since the 1300s the first African ambassador to china was a Somali man called Saeed of Mogadishu he was a a scholar and traveller.
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
He’s not wrong 🤷🏽‍♂️ Aubameyang never scores in big games he’s clearly not better than rashfordinho at being overall forward so this opinion should actually be popular.
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@Jibzalas
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1 year
Is cute how Bantus think they’re way ahead of Somalis. We already dominate your economy and security sectors. In two short decades somalia I promise you will look like this. And there is nothing you can do about it even if you bleed tears.
@SultanOfAdal
Sultan Of Adal - 🇩🇯🇸🇴
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East Africa 2030 Inshallah
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
No one: Absolutely no one: Ruby: #OnMyBlock
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Smart move from darkest and Chunkz hiding their wives from the internet
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@EliteAvfc Ifb 🍆
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@Jibzalas
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@notbreeloolll @brandypapii Indians hate blacks more than whites 😂😂
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Lampard looking at pullisic like Lool he think he’s gonna start 🤣😂🤣.
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
🚨WHATS GOOD FOOTBALL TWITTER BOYS KPOP IS SHlT AND ITS THAT TIME AGAIN TO GAIN A BIG FOLLOWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT SO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET AND WATCH THE FOLLOWERS FLOW IN 100% WORKS🚨 Use #GainSZN to support movement HUGE GAINS 🔥🔥
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@Jibzalas
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Only someone without Allah in their life can say this
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@Jibzalas
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2 years
@itshamdaaaa Embarrassing on all front’s supporting an alleged human trafficker uf smh
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@Jibzalas
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4 years
Pulisic coming on the second half to revive Chelsea
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@Jibzalas
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5 months
Are abgaal not Somali residents? Is it our fault other qabils are brokies with their hands out begging! People like this expect to be lazy and broke but hate on others for working hard and building businesses. Stupid socialist brokies
@XurmoXamdi
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Somali heshiis ah oo ku dambaysay soomaali laboobay, dal iyo duunyo.
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Feds trying to stop me for going out on my 8th jog of the day #LockdownNow
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@Jibzalas
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🚨WHATS GOOD FOOTBALL TWITTER BOYS KPOP IS SHIT AND ITS THAT TIME AGAIN TO GAIN A BIG FOLLOWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT SO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET AND WATCH THE FOLLOWERS FLOW IN 100% WORKS🚨 FLOOD THE TIMELINE
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@Jibzalas
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2 years
@RatTrapFights The one in the blue got ground work but her hair is her weak spot you can tell it was a fight of passion, as they both look unprepared and it was spontaneous white hoodie got that dawg in her looked like she would’ve killed her opp if they was in the jungle. Credit to both 💪🏾
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@Jibzalas
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2 years
@johanxcv 😂😂😂that after nut nap from a long day at secondary school type rub
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Jorginho>>>>> all cdms
@ChelseaJF14
CFC
5 years
Jorginho is the best DM in the Premier League. Fact.
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
The best decade of football. The Ronaldo and messi rivalry will surely be missed. Unforgettable scenes 😭😭🔥🔥
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
@webbzo17 @KevinDaHamster @OzilThings He only made his debut last year m8
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@Jibzalas
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1 year
“Mudulood wa qaran”- Ali Mahdi 🇸🇴✊🏾
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
1 year
The 5 years farmaajo was president of Somalia might be worse than the initial 15 years of the civil war. Sheikh sharif and Hassan sheikh did an amazing Job fighting and destroying alshabab. Then that autistic marehan let them retake land and actively recruit and buy weapons
Is it me or AS is getting stronger in HSM tenure? Wth is this?
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
1 year
Now that Atmis bases are being replaced in middle shabelle with SNA soldiers and Al kebab were removed from all Hawiye original deegans. No more Amisom and Al shabab come backs from Isaaqs and darods. We finally won Fadhi ku dirir 😭😭😭🇸🇴💯
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
1 year
Me doing a night shift right now knowing UK people are asleep but they’re gonna tear his ass into pieces before he can tuck himself to bed
@DrewMooreComedy
🟡Drew Moore Comedy 🎭🎤💫
1 year
iight, idk how to explain it, but UK niggas be making me feel like, if I went over there right now, id be like the most waviest nigga that they ever seen in the WORLD out there to them lol
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@Jibzalas
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2 years
Come outside yeah
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Nose reveal? Am dead wallahi am logging off twitter until football comes back 🤦🏽‍♂️
@Officialraza_
Raza☕️
5 years
Here is “nose reveal” for who ever is curious 😐
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
4 years
Exciting times ahead for us man I can’t wait to see this man winning back to back golden boots
@CFCTheo
тнeo
4 years
Timo Werner - Found What I’ve Been Looking For
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@Jibzalas
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4 years
Lamps turning prime mourinho with these signings
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
4 years
Chesea are also in talks with Leicester to sign Ben Chilwell. The left back wants to join the club - he knows Lampard wants him. Nicolás Tagliafico is on Chelsea list as an option if Chilwell deal will collapse. Werner deal almost ok - on paperworks time since yesterday. 🔵 #CFC
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You can read this pic in 5 seconds kid sitting the front is the class clown, girl to his left is the meady talkative girl, the girl at the back is the nonchalant pretty girl we all want to take prom. Guy in the light blue is the athlete. Guys throwing the signs are musicians
@tradingMaxiSL
Wolf of X
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24. High school students, 1981.
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@Jibzalas
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@MuawiyahPhD Long live Djibouti our brothers now all that is left is to exterminate the secessionist iidor leaders and free our Somali brothers from tyranny
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
1 year
The border town of galmudug and pintland is burtinle if the secessionist group majerteenia don’t accept these terms Military warfare is inevitable.
@MaxFAROLE
Mohamed S. Farole
1 year
The link between @HassanSMohamud & #Mudug conflict btw #Puntland & #Galmudug is undisputed. Today’s attack in #Goldogob by Galmudug militia marks the beginning of 3rd war - the others were 2015&2016 during HSM 1st term. He is synonymous with #conflict & #corruption in #Somalia
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
@WeWantWengerBak Nigga am agreeing with you 😭😭
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
4 years
This restaurant was like my second guri I never even use to pay. By far the best somali restaurant in south
@Akhihaashir
Abdihaashir
4 years
STReatham >>>>>> Savannah ❤❤
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@Jibzalas
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4 years
Real niggas know about Stmarys Wallahi i had a great time there😂
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Lob me 20 followers I wanna officially leave 500😪
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
I come back to twitter after a nice fifa sesh and am seeing the maddest tl beef 🤣🤣
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
This quarantine thing really got me feeling like this during late hours when am too lazy to make food and tired of my phone 😭😭😭
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@Jibzalas
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1 year
I love this man so much even as a 12 yr old boy in his first term living in a western gallo county he made me interested in my country’s politics. He is a warm father figure to all Somalis. Birmade Hassan sheikh 🇸🇴🇸🇴❤️❤️
@Osman_estate
#Osman Omar
1 year
Our beloved President #HassanSheikhMohmuud ‘s speech The Somali people, regardless of their location, are making a unified effort. Today, our focus is on Galmudug; tomorrow, it will shift to the South West, and the following day to Jubaland . It's imperative to acknowledge the
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
@primevideosport Hazard dusting aguero am hearing?!?
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
4 years
I still want poch but it looks like lampard is the one that’s actually pulling these players am willing to give the guy one more year. #lampardoutpostponed
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
5 years
Pleaseee someone plug me with that video of this guy saying “miss what would you do if a big black put his dick inside you”😭😭😭
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@Jibzalas
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2 years
@222Wyntr @KingJames Your not even black stufp
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@Jibzalas
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4 years
Imagine repping a 33 year old man with stars on the side of his head and who missed the only chance that could’ve kept arsenal in the europa league.
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These backwards darods making us a laughing stock ffs
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@Jibzalas
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2 months
This xenophobic tweet you clearly hate for being Somali/african if she was Persian or Arab YouTube traveller you would not be this spiteful dumb skank
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4 years
This is a harmless tiktok joke why are you sharing his personal details on twitter?
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Uni professor: so how good is your attendance. College weedheads:
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
🚨 WHATS GOOD FOOTBALL TWITTER BOYS KPOP IS SHIT AND ITS THAT TIME AGAIN TO GAIN A BIG FOLLOWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT SO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET AND WATCH THE FOLLOWERS FLOW IN 100% WORKS🚨 500 by tonight 🙏🙏
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
5 years
College weedheads doing a presentation in Cambridge
@NoContextEubank
Out Of Context Chris Eubank
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@Jibzalas
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2 years
This man freeing 3 towns from Al shuban within one day💫🫡
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@alfiewmrr
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2 years
What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?
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@MoussaMentaIity @Evan_UTD Imagine saying man city🤦🏽‍♂️
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5 years
Engineering students right now
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
I never knew wearing the hijab was hard for girls is it really hard to obey the deen and simply wear the hijab. If your actually a smart girl you would understand the importance of keeping your modesty.
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@Jibzalas
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New students splash them yutes splash splash and get cash south London drill rappers will always be numero uno🙅🏾‍♂️
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
If zidane is not at the top of your list then you don’t know fuck all about football.
@BlancoAbhi
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Rank these performances
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
My winger >>>
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@x_Johnoafc Ifookinb
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5 years
Am dead 🤣🤣🤣tbh this is actually good for the kid’s development hes gonna grow up stronger
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Jibz
1 year
The fact that sharky is such a average looking Somali brother and has this crazy pull over the sisters is prove that clout and a lil cash takes you long way home
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@ohnosharky
sharky
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I wanna get married now 😩
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4 years
This is one of my favourite goals of all time.
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@Sarrista__ Goat shit
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4 years
Start lampard Bench slippy steve Sell scholes
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
4 years
Start one, bench one, sell one... 👊 ✅ Steven Gerrard ✅ Paul Scholes ✅ Frank Lampard
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
CAD is the most annoying part of engineering all my assignments get send again 😭😭
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Prison break >>>>> any show ever.
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4 years
Ea logic smh
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
My right back 🏄‍♂️
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4 years
Nella rose when she wakes up🤣
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@Jibzalas
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2 months
GCSE trending? Been there done that
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Willian scoring the winner in the 86th minute calling it now. #CHEEVE
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Jibz
1 year
Perfect example of darood editing history to make themselves seem noble. The man in this photo is from the same isaaq clan that they’re actively engaged in war with and some of them are leaving the fold of Islam in their dispute with them.
@ahmednasirlaw
Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC
1 year
100 years later, the people of Lascanood are steadfast in the faith of their forefathers.
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@Jibzalas
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4 years
ZOUMANCE this guy will captain chelsea fc one day 💙🤟🏽
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
5 years
Chelsea beating both Merseyside clubs within a week but drawing to bournemouth a week before is such a chelsea thing 😒 #CHEEVE
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
4 years
Money mase is too tecky man
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
4 years
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
5 years
Time to start my bella ciao marathon
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
2 years
Also the Somali language has so many alliterations or words that support other words which start with the same letter; like guul which means victory and geesi which means brave English doesn’t have this rhetoric.
@azizfaarah
Aziz Farah
2 years
Somali is a language shaped by nomadic life and can describe travel, time & weather in ways English can’t. With words like sahay (food you take to go on a trip), guurayn (travelling at night), darraad (day before yesterday), saxansaxo (a cool sweet breeze that comes before rain).
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5 years
Im just gonna inshallah and submit this assignment
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5 years
If I don’t make a tweet bang before my twitter anniversary I have failed in life😑
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@Jibzalas
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11 months
When the the Somali constitution is changed there should be a bylaw that states the president of somalia has to hail from the Hawiye clan. Only way Somalia will have political peace.
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@Jibzalas
Jibz
1 year
People are completely missing the point this women was part of a militia that sparked a violent outbreak which in result of displaced THOUSANDS of innocent dhulbhante people she looted their property and used it to start businesses.
@Abdilahi2019
Abdilahi Gee-maal 📸
1 year
Fahiim Quuje resettles in Garowe and starts up a new business. Quuje who is remembered for her role in Las'Anod violence relocated to Garowe where she opened a beauty salon.
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Man said i have to go colly tomorrow just to be attacked by this sikh bredda’s breath
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5 years
How do some chelsea fans rate useless players like hudson odoi and tomori but don’t rate a world class baller like zouma. If i see cho or tomori start next szn am giving up on the whole team and start watching tennis kmt.
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5 years
People who actively use Houseparty are actually weird but during this month is normal to jump on it for bants
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Jibz
4 years
Sambuus is so overated this pain ain’t worth it😖😿
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5 years
Just got smoked 7-1 on fifa
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
Niggas think getting picked last for P.E is the biggest vio in highschool but did you ever try jumping on a girl getting touched up and she stopped playing about said “excuseee me do i fucking know you”😓
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@Jibzalas
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5 years
@Footbollistic @LampardsMen You deserve a following after this 🤝🤝🤝
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5 years
MORATAAAAA🙌🏾😭🙌🏾😭🙌🏾😭
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5 years
Arabic and Spanish
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Farmaajo couldn’t even visit parts of boondhere talking about every one will go back to their tuulos😂😂😂xurmadle Hassan sheikh is hundreds of kilometres away from villa somalia tending to his people and hugging them. What a leader
@AbdisalamAato
Aato
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During his address to the residents of El-Dher district and the national armed forces, President @HassanSMohamud commended their bravery and urged them to intensify their efforts in order to eliminate terrorists.
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