Does this exist? A Baaaad-cast (podcast 🐐) where the hosts bring on the GOATs in their respective areas. I’m sure it exists, I just love the name

As a tennis player, I take back my years of negative thoughts and opinions about pickleball. I played for the first time this weekend and it turns out I’m old. It was wonderful.

Which is worse?

New leaked Drake video

Stay safe, family.

If anyone else asks why I smell so good, I’m gonna have to be honest and tell them it’s @PooPourri

“THE RUMORS OF MY PEOPLE ARE TRUE” -@jtrain56

It’s silly that sweatpants aren’t standard attire for work. I sweat the most when I’m working my hardest. ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE MAME!

First Drink: Baruch atah, Adonai Eloheinu, Melech Haolam, borei p'ri hagafen. Fifth Drink: Barack attack, I dunno Elaine Ew, Melancholy Syndrome, hooray please my coffin. @ASAP_ROFFE #CHUGsameach

CHUG Sameach 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 ………or whatever it is

What’s a fun way of implying you’re Jewish without saying you’re Jewish?

My order is simple. I stick with the basics. Everything bagel. Lox. Guilt.

Why are we out here calling it antisemitism when some people don’t have a clue what antisemitism is. Let’s call is jewphobia What are you scared of!??

Society if there was one correct way to spell Hanukkah

RT @JewThings: YOLO: You Only Light One

Waiting for the market to crash so I can buy everything I want (with rizz)

Apparently my toxic trait is that I’m Jewish…

From this point on, “gefilte fish” shall be referred to as “THE FILTE”

I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” If it was a good morning, my significant other would be making homemade bagels