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@sweatystartup
My grandma never came to my birthdays, she don’t need to come to my wedding… I got married internationally to DISCOURAGE people from coming.
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When you live in
#Vegas
you get the distinct pleasure of always being on an annoying flight when coming home
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One more hockey tweet: 90% of the people I know were too afraid to go to the parade because of 1 October. It isn’t just for looks.
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You know what is going to be the worst part about the Lindsay and Carl news? The smug bed sore sisters.
#summerhouse
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Not me wearing the exact same outfit as Friday even though it’s 30 degrees colder… a little stitious…
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I have some weird statue on my balcony in Israel so he is now a
#VGK
fan. Expressive Mark Stonetue
@GoldenKnights
Good morning!!! Let’s win a cup!
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I’ve never been a part of a championship. What cars am I supposed to turn over? How do I start a fire?
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It’s December, 59 degrees and I’m out walking my dog in a tank top while listening to the Raiders.
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OMG! Look at what came in time for game 7! I am ready. Are you?!?! Go
#VGK
@GoldenMisfits
@VGKFlamingo
#reignited
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The officials at LAS should be ashamed that THIS is how most of our visitors experience the first 2 hours of their trip. Fix it or they aren’t coming back! (Monorail immediately)
The Uber/Lyft pickup area at the airport is a disaster
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@ask_aubry
I just want to know what kind of self esteem the woman has that swipes right on him.
Also, guarantee he blames women for being single.
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Am I a dick: I would rather sit in great seats by myself than take another person with me (in lesser seats).
Am I weird for thinking I am going to happily go to a hockey game by myself?
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@queensofbravo
Call me crazy but I am pretty sure getting engaged typically comes with some planning and forethought. 🤷♀️
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The odds of them coming back from this are as bad as an expansion team getting to the Stanley Cup Final. Am I right?
@GoldenKnights
#VegasBorn
#VGK
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@dorindadeadly
That quote “I even offered to pay my own travel”. Candiace doing a dance at the patheticnees.
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I can feel a vein on my bicep muscle and now I understand why guys yank their own chain. (Not pictured, the actual vein)
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Glad I chose the Knights over the Raiders today. Dare to say I like hockey more than I like football??? I didn’t even know what hockey was a year ago at this time.
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@IAmCattSadler
@e_entertainment
You go girl! I will never tune into E! again. I thought they were on our side.
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I put "VGK" somewhere on every whiteboard in our offices. Gonna get fired for graffiti and not care one bit 🤣
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Now that all the hockey excitement is done, it’s time for me and my girl to move full time back to Texas. Headed back there to be in the office and focus on work. I’ll be back in Vegas one day. Can’t shake me. Plus, we have MLB now. 😁
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@MarkJCampbell
They need to tell every star this: If you want to make money from a reality show, I need your reality.
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I say it every year:
@TedLeitner
is the most comforting voice around. Love Uncle Teddy! So happy baseball is back.
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@LasVegasLocally
No. He is gambling. He doesn’t tip so he is supporting the CEOs 😉 (this is my theory)
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Find someone who is as obsessed with you as the Vegas media is obsessed with F1 clean up.
It’s over, they’ve moved on, so should you…
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I live under the flight path and I swear a new plane is coming every 3 to 5 minutes right now.
The fans are coming! Let’s show them how Vegas rocks.
#F1
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@sur_rules
They are perfect for each other and that is not a compliment.
Katie, it’s ok to move on
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If you know all the questions they are gonna ask, do you add them to your order? Number 1 with onions, Dr Pepper to go please.
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@yolandafister
I’m gonna officially hate Dorinda after this aren’t I? She was once a favorite but the bitter took over.
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Dear certain
#VGK
fans, If you think posting the 2018 Marshy contract extension to try and trick me is funny, please know you are the first VGK fan I have ever hated.
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@KristinDavis
@rilaws
I vote no to a movie and YES to another season. Isn't Curb doing that?
#SATCSeason7
Lucky number 7.
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Go ahead and take all of those unlucky clothes back out from your drawers. You can finally wear them again!
#VGK
#StanleyCupChamps
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@ShaunKing
The thing that stands out most is to hear her say she couldn’t do anything because she was afraid he’d shoot her. Totally reasonable concern in this day and age. What a terrible person.
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@CircaLasVegas
is the casino version of "we should buy a bar". Completely fun and ran buy people who actually like to have fun. My favorite place in Vegas.
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@ryanbailey25
I get vibes of her never being in the cool group growing up and now she IS in the cool group and the most beloved. Doesn't know how to handle it. So excited to be friends with rich Angie H and doesn't want to ruin that but also scared of Shah.
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30 days ago I decided alcohol no longer served me and I’m so thankful for that realization. Made the change 20 years too late and after lots of heartache but today I wake up better than yesterday. Tomorrow will be better than today. 🥳
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Drinking game: take a drink every time you look at the clock in the 3rd period. Jessica: already dead.
#VGK
#VegasBorn
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I need Vegas to win tonight because I don’t want to drive back to Dallas on Monday. I also don’t want to have to debate whether I should do it in my head for 48 hours. Pretty please!
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Why aren’t donut shops more like coffee shops? Vice versa. Why wouldn’t they sell fun coffees at a donut shop? Or why doesn’t Starbucks offer better donuts? Do you even understand what I’m asking?
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@Andy
Judy from Judytown: would the bedsore sisters watch a show where girls sit in bed all day?
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If you are gonna be a fancy influencer, might I suggest taking your date to the nail salon for a fill before she holds up $200 crab legs?
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If you drive the speed limit in the airport connector (35mph), please know I’ve cursed at you…
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At a bar and this was my first time hearing the arena finish “Eichel” after announcing his goal and I LOVE IT.
@GoldenKnights
#VGK
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I teared up today when Harris and Walz came out at the rally. I didn’t realize how the recent rhetoric had impacted me so much. I saw two people who think I’m human and who also think I deserve humanity. People who want to take care of one & other.
#HarrisWalz
#LFG
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Make it make sense: I ordered dog treats on Amazon. They started in Vegas and are now in Oakland. I’m JesinVegas in Vegas.
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@chrissyteigen
@JohnTheCho
The good news is this tweet reminded me how hot he is... I am sure this will help you sleep tonight.
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When you go to a first communion and the pastor asks the kids about celebrities. Right before he talks about the biggest celeb Jesus, he mentions Fleury. Like we have Fleury and then Jesus. That is how much this city loves Fleury right now.
#VGK
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Not me getting a large french fry at Chick Fil-A so I could share with her…
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I’m one of the 2/3 of people who would rather stream a movie instead of going to the theater. Specifically for this reason alone:
DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE?!?!
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@tylerllewtaing
I hate her and her "spicy eggs" AKA Shakshuka and "cheese crisp" AKA quesadilla
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All you disgusting people who put lettuce on “nachos”. I didn’t ask for salad.
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I’m a total pizza purist, don’t put random stuff on it. I NEVER thought I’d say this but the pepperoni and ricotta with hot honey from Happy Camper is like crack. So damn good, the honey totally has me hooked…
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@RaiderCody
Because they realize they can beat him with no one?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 kidding, I had to. Don’t come for me Carrazies.
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@thebravobabe_
Shannon: Does alcohol cause you problems? Then you have a problem in alcohol.
Also, how long can "going through rough times" excuse be used?
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WAIT A SECOND.... The spelling bee had an 8 way tie?!?!? 8 co-champions? PUSSIFICATION TO THE HIGHEST ORDER.
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5am. 2 people in the gym and some dude chooses the cardio machine next to me. Does this dude know how much I hate my fellow American this morning?
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