Jen Polvogt
@JenPolvogt
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Co-creator & Editor in Chief @OptimusFantasy | @FSWA Member | #SFB11 | #SFB12 | #SFB13 | #SFB14
Denver, CO
Joined August 2020
Absolutely grateful for my #sfb official invite. This marks the 4th year and I have no words. Thank you @ScottFish24 and @RyanMc23 for including me in #sfb14 this year 😍
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Well, this was unexpected! Thank you @FSWA for allowing me to be a part of an organization full of amazing & talented writers. It's truly an honor.
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My spam folder has me all in my feels. Three days after I received my #SFB12 invite, I finally see that I got in! So grateful to be invited again 😊❤️ Thank you, Scott & Ryan for organizing this event!
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Hey friends 👋😁. 🚨 I am excited to announce I will be joining @Razzball as a #FantasyFootball writer for the 2022 #NFL season and beyond‼️🎉. ✅ My debut article, the 1️⃣st in a 3️⃣ part series breaking down off-season QB changes, is live! .#BroncosCountry .#KeepPounding.
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Happy Friday from the Polvogts! We haven't seen a "See a Chug, Send a Chug" in a while, so @JeNateJackFF and I are here to kick off the Halloween weekend with our noms!. @Between_SethFF .@Bo_McBigTime .@Cough_DFS .@Lindellions .@HermsNFL .@RumboyzR .@FantasySven .@swagman95
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The Polvogts are officially ready for the @theffexpo! Found this little gem at the back of the closet 😂
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Happy 40th birthday to my husband, best friend and partner in crime @NatePolvogt!! I love you and am so grateful that you're in my life!
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Thank you @TrophySmack for contributing to the @SFBPodathon! All we had to do was take a delicious shot! Does this count as $200 since there's 2 of us? $100 for me and $100 for @JeNateJackFF?
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Jackson's first Taekwondo lesson today. How we doin'? Proud parent moment with @JeNateJackFF with the only child LYING DOWN while everyone else is participating 😂 Luckily he did get his act together and participated at some points.
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It's FINALLY hereeeeeee‼️ . Follow us @OptimusFantasy & hop into our debut @XSpaces TONIGHT!. More to come. 😍 #FantasyFootball
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How was the #cypresshill / #sublime concert at #redrocks?. Just ordered Taco Bell at 1am. You tell me how it went.
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What a day! Not only did get to hang out with these 2 awesome people, @DaveKluge and @hills_have_pies, Emily even made us a beautiful #Broncos apple pie!
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Thank you @ScottFish24 and @RyanMc23 for inviting me back for the 3rd year in a row!. It's an honor to participate in this charitable event that supports @FantasyCaresOrg . Can't wait for this new adventure! .#SFB13 #ChuckECheeseDivision
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Is anyone else scared to open their @SleeperHQ app? I think I'll just wait until Thursday morning when I set my lineups for Week 8. I don't need to see the disaster that was Week 7 ever again.
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"Mommy, you're Drew Lock, I'm Russell Wilson and Daddy is Joe Burrow." I guess I know where I land on his list of favorites 😔.
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Jackson (our 5-year-old) just coughed directly INTO my mouth. In his short lifetime, he's also peed on my face, thrown up into my hair and pooped on me. If this isn't parenthood, I don't know what is. And I wouldn't change a thing. Current view 👇. #momlife
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What. Is. Happening. @john_hesterman @TripPlayFantasy @DMendy02 @JeNateJackFF @3rdandShortt @Stephen_Roto @swagman95 @fantasysixpack @F6P_Joe
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Jackson "going live" with daddy (@JeNateJackFF) tonight. He got his mic set up, checked his audio and had a backstage conversation until it was go-time. They didn't actually go live tonight, but stay tuned! It's going to happen people!!
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Yo!. Babysitters charge $20/hour for ONE self-sufficient, independent child??. Also, she claims she loves him and he "has great energy.". She's 14. Not to age myself, but I charged $5 for infants and another $2-3 for an older sibling when I was a babysitter. Flabbergasted.
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It's unreal to be with these amazing people! What an unforgettable start to an unforgettable weekend!
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Bumming super hard right now. @jenatejack2017's and my son dropped his first "F bomb" today and I missed it. As a parent, you can never get those precious moments back.
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Happy Thanksgiving from this very tired twosome! . We're grateful for everyone we've crossed paths with, made lifelong friendships with and the people on this crazy app who have brought joy, love and laughter to our lives!. Cheers!
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Looky, looky 👀. #SFB12 Denver live draft! 10 rounds down, 12 to go! 🍻. @NatePolvogt .@DaveKluge .@hills_have_pies .@FQueenroxanne .@OrdaNation. @StompBearPig .@jepode.@DRichardFF .@gladysLtyler .@VikingPower72 .@volleyballjohn
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Holy. F*ck. This is amazing and I demand that everyone watch this immediately. You won't regret it. 53 seconds of your life.
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I'm out of my fucking mind right now. @NatePolvogt and I are fighting over the 1.01 overall (redraft). He's arguing Justin Jefferson. But he's saying T.J. Hockenson is a TE3 instead of TE2 because he's quarterback-dependent. Someone please keep me from divorcing him. .
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🔥 #SFB12 Denver live draft happening in 4 hours!! . @NatePolvogt .@DaveKluge .@hills_have_pies .@gladysLtyler .@OrdaNation .@FQueenroxanne .@VikingPower72 .@StompBearPig .@jepode .@DRichardFF
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It has come to my attention that I can't die before @JeNateJackFF does. I just took him a couple beers to his studio to finish out his show with @DynastyFFAddict and took about 200 empty beer cans to the trash when I left. Why are women so much tidier than men?? #uncivilized.
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Well, this is happening. First time playing a video game ❤️. When asked if it's fun, he says "oh yeah, it's rad.". Old school game with an old school phrase (that has become new again).
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Dude lost his first tooth waiting for the shuttle as we departed our cruise ship this morning. No tears and had a large, applauding audience as it fell out. Our boy is growing up 🥹
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Breaking news!. Christian McCaffrey wiln't play tomorrow. He's healthjured. Just make sure you don't play him and put him in your lineups.
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Watching the @SFBPodathon from Puerto Vallarta with @JeNateJackFF. Life is beautiful. Draft starts in t-minus 13 minutes. LFG!!! #SFB11
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Last concert @NatePolvogt and I saw before the pandemic:.@rexorangecounty .First concert post-pandemic:.@rexorangecounty . #thenandnow
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Eating wings. Eating wings on a first date. Never. Eating wings is only acceptable with people who you love and who love you back. There is no other way.
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Perfect. This is what we were going for. Sums up our #ffexpo22 weekend. Loved every minute we were awake! Thanks to everyone who made our weekend memorable!
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It's Friday night, so you know what that means! 👇 Who else is happy to see the dumpster fire that was 2020 behind us? Please enjoy my year in review, along with two guys to look out for next year. Thanks for reading!.
With her final column of the season, @JenPolvogt recounts her experiences during the pandemic and provides you with two fantasy assets that may not be on your radar for next year.
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What's worse than forgetting to pay your league dues in a league where you lost and have to pay after the fact? Ouchy.
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I'm so proud of this man right here 👇 He's worked so hard, supported all members of the ff community and has poured his heart into every single thing he's done. Congratulations @JeNateJackFF! You deserve every awesome thing that comes your way ❤️.
Being a full-time sports writer has been a dream of mine since I was a kid. Today I am one step closer to that being a reality. I am humbled by the opportunity to be a feature writer for @FantasyPros starting this January.
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You've heard of "Dear Abby" where Abigail Van Buren responds to readers' letters. I'm introducing "Ask Jen Anything", where you can ask me anything fantasy or lifestyle related. Relationships, traveling, momming, whatever it is, I got you. DM your questions or submit here:
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Happy birthday to this amazing man! We started the celebrations like we do most years - breakfast & bloody Marys! This year's bloodies were the best yet!
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What. Is. Happening? 465 new followers in 28 days? I love you all and appreciate every one of you. I joined at the end of Aug and have 754 followers. Thank you! Special thanks to my rock, @jenatejack2017, for his love and support and for bringing me into this whacky bird world!
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Apparently the 652 people I follow have nothing to say? Oh, Twitter 🤦♀️
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I laughed so hard that I almost peed a little when I got this. Ummm. what? It's a hard no.
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While still happily with @IBT_Media, @JeNateJackFF gets in a little side hustle with @TheLateralFF while I clean the house, run the errands, edit for our home company (still @IBT_Media) and raise our son🤣 Enjoy!
Hey! I joined the team @TheLateralFF! Here is my debut piece with three takeaways from the Week 6 action so far. It would make my Monday if you gave it a read!.
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Thinking of changing my handle to @Jen_FF. Thoughts? Don't steal my idea if your name is Jen. I'll know what you did. @MyFantasyLeague.
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What's the job title for the person who is in charge of inconsistencies in tv shows and movies? Like, the person who is supposed to catch the Starbucks cup in that episode GoT? I'm the perfect person for that job.
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I miss the days of dramatically ending a phone call by slamming my flip phone closed with three fingers and never saying goodbye. Oh, the good 'ol days. .
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Who remembers Super Dave Osbourne? I don't. @JeNateJackFF just told me about him. No clue. I feel like imma 'bout to be roasted.
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My two faves going to Jackson's first @Rockies game!! ❤️. #GoRockies #boysdayout #mommygetstositonthecouchinsilence #happymemorialday
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Unpopular opinion: drafting before OTAs is asinine. Across the board.
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We f🤬ed up so bad. Forgot to hide the one and only thing he asked Santa for. Yes, he wore his taekwondo uniform to school. We started the day winning, but lost miserably by the end of the night.
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It's Friday night, so you know what that means‼️. Another edition of "Jen's Friday Night Insights" ⤵️. ➡️You've seen the show #Ozark, but do you really know #LakeOfTheOzarks❓. ➡️A Tale of 2️⃣ Chases.(Edmonds & Claypool). Check it out right here ⤵️.
All good things must come to an end. Aside from "Jen's Friday Night Insights," of course!. @JenPolvogt reveals her recollection of the real Ozark & the fantasy football impact of the NFL Trade Deadline:.
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Jackson (6) just told us there are "church people" and "bad word people.". He said we're "bad word" people. .
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Sandwiches. Specifically, cold cuts. Appropriate dinner food? Does not include grilled cheese, or french dip. @MyFantasyLeague.
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Best. Weekend. Ever.
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Here it is, folks🙌. ➡️ If you love #Letterkenny, you'll feel Coach's pain after this salty recap of the Monday Night Football game 👇. 🏈 Will the #BroncosCountry ever recover🤔. 🏈 Will #boltup take over next week against #Chiefskingdom 🧐. Find out right here ⤵️.
MNF RECAP, NFL Week 6 by @JenPolvogt
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Here we are. the final 2 and I need your help! Thanks to everyone who votes ❤️.
The Championship Round is here! We are down to the last 2 “Under 1k” Fantasy Analysts. Vote for your favorite in the thread below and give them both a follow!
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#ffexpo #ffsummercampforadults #receivedforegivenessattheend @JeNateJackFF @GMenJay @JordanVanekDFS @RealDealFantasy . More pictures to come. Maybe even a video of @Stephen_Roto singing karaoke. We'll see. 1st picture is a true representation of the weekend. Blurry. #shoutout
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🏈 @NatePolvogt and I are planning our trip to Canton for the @theffexpo. Who else is going and what day do you arrive/leave?.
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It's been WAAAY to long since I've watched Dumb & Dumber. I forgot how funny it is!! What a classic.
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I was just informed (after being together for 18 years) that @NatePolvogt has never seen "The Silence of the Lambs.". Post your gifs here 👇 I'll go first.
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🚨LAST CHANCE🚨 Get your❓in for #AJA & be featured this month‼️When I say anything, I mean it!. ➡️ How do you know which sock goes on which foot? 🤔.➡️ What round do I draft a kicker? 🔎.➡️ Yanny or Laurel? 😱. DM or follow the link 👇to submit your ❓.
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The last time the Avs won the cup, I was 19, drinking with a fake ID at a Hooters. Things look different now, but the feeling is the same ❤️.
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Happy Father's Day to my amazing husband, @npolvogtff! Started the day with a hike to the continental divide where we enjoyed an amazing view and a couple beers, and ended it with impromptu beers with great friends. Apparently we like beer.
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Looking forward to, and dreading the day we don't need baby gates in our house anymore. It's like living in a fortress of safety, then going to a land of the unknown. The sleeplessness of a toddler roaming the house unattended is nigh.
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Living my best life editing content for @FantasyPros on a Saturday morning, coffee in hand ❤️
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Also, this 👇 Ummmm. Yeah, duh. So am I. Therefore, I'll be keeping him.
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Agreed. My four (I'm a cheater and put 5, and could do many, many more, but I'm mostly a rule follower) are:.@Lindellions .@unicorn_fringe.@thekaceykasem .@cooterdoodle .@FF_LeapOfFaith.
Things have been off in the FF community the last few days and I think it's high time we get back to being the awesome, supportive, friendly bunch we all are. Let's see 4 people you follow who constantly bring the positivity. Mine:.@DaddysHomeFF .@Devy_Kane .@GMenJay .@HermsNFL.
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Just FIVE??. @garyzam01 .@HermsNFL .@cooterdoodle .@BerylJoffre .@GMenJay .@unicorn_fringe.@Lindellions.@MunderDifflin79.@Between_SethFF.@DynastyGriff_FF. I had to push some tables together to get more of us. But, can't we get a table for like 200? Seems more reasonable.
You’re at a table for 6. Which 5 of your twitter friends would you love to meet in real life and have a beer with? . Narrowing it down to 5 is tough(!!) but;. @GMenJay .@DaddysHomeFF .@jenatejack2017 .@itsharristime .@JustinRosser10.
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Despite the 100° weather, @NatePolvogt, the kiddo and I ventured out and tackled the @DenverZoo. We've been there a thousand times, but today resonated more than any other. It was like the animals put on a special show for us ❤️. #firsticecreamcone
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What the what?? Can't believe it's been a year. And what a year is been. .
🔥 It's been just over 1 year since @JenPolvogt & I started this journey with @Between_SethFF . This week, we got our business cards. Crazy. Who would have thought? Not us. So thankful for everyone who has, & continues to help us along the way. We're just getting started! LFG! 🔥
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Grilled ham & cheese with chips. Cut in to 4's. Just like when I was a kid, ❗7,676❗ days ago. Coincidentally the list time the #Avs hosted the #StanleyCupFinal. Let's GOOOOOO!!!!
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This might be the best tweet I've EVER seen 🤣.
Sean Payton currently drawing up plays without: . -Jameis Winston.-Michael Thomas .-Alvin Kamara .-Mark Ingram .-Adam Trautman.-Ryan Ramczyk
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My Twitter Family:.Parents: @Between_SethFF @MunderDifflinFF.Spouse: @The_Coop.Children: @JeNateJackFF @4WhomJBellTolls. via ⠀
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Our first week of #NFL 🏈 is in the books & #MNF was electric‼️. ➡️ Wanna relive #BroncosCountry embarrassing Week 1 😭?. ➡️ Would you rather relive #Seahawks triumph❓. Then definitely don't miss out on my recap of all things Monday Night Football ⤵️.
Monday Night Football Week 1 Roundup -
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Here's a thing I did with one of my best friends @NBGalbraith. I'm not ALL football, ALL the time. Surprised? 😂 Check it out!. -OR-.
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The most offensive thing my phone can say is, "face doesn't match" during the unlock prompt. Rude. That's really rude. I don't understand how my face doesn't match my face. It's my face. What can I say?.
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Who has poop on their hands?? Check out my latest column to find out! Enjoy, and thanks for reading! ❤️.
"Sometimes in life, you're just going to get poop on your hands.".@JenPolvogt, wife and mother, explains both how a Mexcian vacation ended in a very messy way, and the process of her/start sit decisions for Week 5 in tonight's column:.
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Fell asleep on the couch. Football is still on??? Is it Saturday still? Life is confusing any time I'm awoken on the couch.
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I laughed so hard that I dropped my phone at the end. Can you guess what @JeNateJackFF is saying while playing "Speak Out!"?
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It's 5am. We hear creaking in our house. It's either a ghost or our 6 year old. Which is worse? I'm thinking kid. At least a ghost doesn't ask much from us. .
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Complete overview of MNF:. "Whoopsie poopsie dropsie." . That ends our coverage. Thank you for tuning in.
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It's Friday night, so you know what that means! 👇 A quick read about being a decent human being, chilling out, taking a breath and calming down, along with my take on the Zach Ertz trade. Enjoy and thanks for reading!.
Get your drink of choice, relax and get ready for "Jen's Friday Night Insights.". This week, @JenPolvogt breaks down why we shouldn't worry about life's little inconveniences and how the Zach Ertz trade affects the fantasy football landscape.
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@UnderdogFantasy is amazing! Just finished my Puppy 2 draft and their metrics are second to none. Loving this for me rn. What other sports betting app gives you breakdowns like this? None. That's who. Enter promo code "IBT" for $25 in free (for real) money when you deposit $10.
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This is future me. Tomorrow. After looking at my Week 7 final scores.
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Dear phone,. On the unlock screen, when you tell me that my face doesn't match my face and my fingerprint doesn't match my fingerprint. weel that just hurts.
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Who knew Tiny Town was so awesome?? Everyone. Everyone besides us. Until yesterday. @JeNateJackFF and I took a quick family trip while my sister was in town. We had such a great time!
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