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Jason Southwell

@JasonSouthwell

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Software Developer, Tech Executive, Proud Papa, Bitcoin Enthusiast, Entrepreneur, 75 time WSOP bracelet loser.

Playa del Carmen, QR, Mexico
Joined March 2008
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@JasonSouthwell
Jason Southwell
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No thanks. I got it.
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@JasonSouthwell
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@SteveMartinToGo I got you Steve!
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@TheLincoln @Jason @POTUS @SecYellen I like "old" Jason much more than "lost most of his money in SVB" Jason.
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@LasVegasLocally I don't know James but I met his sister Vadge a few times.
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@JoJoFromJerz This is literally what they are doing. lol
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@ChrisJZullo He specifically did not endorse or align himself with Trump.
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@TheUSASingers Time for some @CommunityNotes . Putin backs Biden per his own words. Rogan backs JFK by his own words Musk has not publicly backed either to my knowledge. And finally, polls show Biden behind Trump in nearly every battleground state.
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1 year
@POTUS Reduction in deficit is still an increase in debt. Your administration is far from fiscally responsible. We haven't been fiscally responsible since the Clinton administration.
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@JasonSouthwell
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4 years
Hanging out at the new Circa and not one prostitute has approached me. What has Vegas become @VitalVegas ???
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@VitalVegas Backing in is safer and taught in any defensive driving course worth its salt.
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@PitneyApril @BarbraStreisand Chevron Deference was unconstitutional, yes. This decision fixes that.
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@JasonSouthwell
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1 year
@AndyKindler So what's your excuse?
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@jaimestaples 48k, 1 government.
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@Strandjunker Five words. The rich are already taxed.
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@SDSteffen15 @JimMWeber I think it's the ESPN SEC contract that has ruined the sport. They are orchestrating the downfall of the NCAA in football.
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1 year
@MayfieldMagicLV @LasVegasLocally @Athletics I don't care where, but no public money.
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1 year
@TheNVIndy And yet he didn't veto the one bill Nevada was united against... funding the A's stadium.
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@JacobsVegasLife Double what they should be for the quality there.
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@shaunoftheglobe 71% of the earth is water. That water is not carbonated. Hence the earth is flat.
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@joelklatt Just wait til you learn about the Oxford comma.
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@JasonSouthwell
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5 years
@GrantHinkle @kumailn You can't identify it as a UFO. You would identify the FO and it no longer is a UFO. What it has been identified as is the real question.
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1 year
@AndrewYang This is a good thing. It's time for the house of cards to fall and responsible and fiscal responsibility to be reborn in banking.
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@LasVegasLocally 1. Don't forget to tip. 2. Whatever you think your should tip, double it. 3. Repeat.
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@emilynussbaum Her record as prosecutor will be the end of her.
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@JasonSouthwell
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5 years
@SabsieReyes @justinamash That's a federal requirement per campaign finance law.
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@richeisen @taylorswift13 @tkelce @Chiefs @NFL @tonyromo played worse when @jessicasimpson was in attendance. The Chiefs have played worse since Kelce and Swift went public. Sure it could be coincidence but focus is important and anything interrupting focus is going to hurt a player and team.
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1 year
@AllenKessler Pointing up for everything except knives which for safety should point down.
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6 months
@LasVegasLocally @ResortsWorldLV The murder then happened at Resorts World. The death did not.
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7 months
@asmus_kathy @Politics_Polls @NBCNews That's the side effect of living in a bubble. Expand your group with people who don't live near you and agree with you about everything and you'll see a more representative slice of America.
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@JasonSouthwell
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7 months
@elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy @TaraBull808 Vivek is the most articulate candidate in my lifetime. But articulate doesn't mean trustworthy. I wish he had a record we could audit to see if he's a true believer or not but right now he just sounds too slick to believe what he's saying. Not to mention that what he's saying
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@MrOH1O I'm OK with that since we all know the Buckeyes will be one of the 7.
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@JasonSouthwell
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@LasVegasLocally Ugh, now we'll never find out who killed his wife and waiter.
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@JasonSouthwell
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1 year
@JacobsVegasLife Hopefully never. I vote we dump Reid for McCarran again.
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1 year
@berkey11 @DougPolkVids So you basically just confirmed what @DougPolkVids said.
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1 year
@KevinRobMartin Sums up 2023 quite well in my opinion.
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5 years
@realjuliasong I probably would, but my wife might be opposed to it.
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1 year
I think @GmanPoker is delusional to still think @RobbiJadeLew cheated and he absolutely should return the money before being invited back into any games. But kudos to the guy for going live with @DougPolkVids to answer the @nikairball accusations. Much classier response than
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1 year
@HCLPokerShow Do you mean the $500k game?
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@JasonSouthwell
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5 years
@realjuliasong Almond Milk is so expensive because Almonds have extremely tiny teets.
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@KristiA116 @AndrewYang Energizing around this woman via an undemocratic process is the definition of problematic.
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@nikillinit Cost of living. Plain and simple.
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1 year
@DougPolkVids @LodgePokerClub I'll take you up on it as soon as I can find 100k laying around somewhere.
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@JasonSouthwell
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2 years
@SarahTheHaider I will say that once I started treating everyone with empathy and respect and learned how to approach people with kindness, I became more attractive to others. My face and my weight didn't change. I changed as a person and that change had a direct effect on how people treat me.
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Had a really interesting discussion (not quite argument) tonight with someone who used to set the laser targets for the Bush/Obama drone war. He tells me that any info I know about that drone war is propaganda, including the number of innocents killed any strike (despite it
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Never heard about this
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@AllenKessler You're sounding jealous Allen.
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@LasVegasLocally Time to change it back.
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8 months
@VitalVegas @MGMResortsIntl is by far the worst of our corporate casino overlords.
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@LasVegasLocally Maybe don't drive drunk. Also maybe don't stand in the middle of the street
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1 year
@Sophiepedia @VictoriaL_64 The WSOP doesn't use TDA rules.
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@JasonSouthwell
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6 years
@RealKidPoker @chesscom As soon as you do @JustinBonomo will hit 1400.
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@jeffjarvis Unedited videos confirmed by eyewitness testimony are lies, disinformation and fakes?
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@j_e_brandt You can't be all pro-democracy then be willing to throw out the election rules just because it's become inconvenient.
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@millennialtrukr @its_The_Dr This is not the constitution lol.
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@JasonSouthwell
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4 years
Nevermind... All good.
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@LasVegasLocally On slot payouts, 1% to 5% depending on how smooth and quick the payout goes.
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5 months
@JacobsVegasLife The South Point is the closest thing we have to good value.
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@JasonSouthwell
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3 years
@cpinpe @mtaibbi It always amazes me how people think that criticizing one side is excusing the other. smh
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11 months
@DougPolkVids @AllenKessler @mbradycf This is awesome. Chainsaw thinks blockers are the friends women bring to dinner "just in case".
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@JasonSouthwell
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6 years
That @Joeingram1 podcast with @The_Illest may be the most entertaining 3 hours I've spent in front of my laptop.
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5 months
@heyalexfriedman She was logged into LinkedIn on her home computer when she left and this was obviously posted by the Husband. I cant imagine it going any other way.
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5 months
@Silver_Coupe @ChrisJZullo It's not a two person race. But even if it were, deciding not to endorse one candidate does not mean you're supporting the other.
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1 year
@chinamaniac @nikairball @berkey11 It doesn't matter how someone learns, only that they learn. Well, this way matters to Berkey.
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8 months
@davramdavram He got it wrong. Yeah. But he figured it out on the same show and corrected the record. That's more than can be said of the average msm cable news.
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@CNN Allow @RobertKennedyJr to debate.
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@JasonSouthwell
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6 years
@RealKidPoker Universal Basic Income
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6 years
@ChancesCards I think I have it hidden behind my big stack of smaller contacts.
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@TheOnion Definitely not a virgin.
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1 year
@AdamScottKlein Not all disagreements are hate.
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2 years
@polizeros @LasVegasLocally And Clark County hated what he did to our employment, but you blame the hicks if you want.
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Yesterday's @KILLTONY was by far the funniest episode I've ever seen. Nonstop laughs. We'll done @adamraycomedy and @Shanemgillis .
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@BuenoForMiami My wife was 40 when our daughter was born. The pregnancy went perfectly fine, but getting to that point was difficult, stressful and expensive.
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@FSELV Protect your pockets.
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@fblasvegas Kudos to owning up to your mistake. I hope this continues and that the entire strip can learn and adapt as well as you appear to be doing.
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@dwpoker The parking situation alone is reason to move back to the Rio.
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@SantaJOno Pandering by Governor Palpatine, but we'll take it.
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@EdKrassen Yes. But I tend to have a very bad taste in women.
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@LasVegasLocally There is no "worth it" possible at this point.
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@LasVegasLocally That's one thing a casino hates is more people.
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1 year
@Charlie_Carrel @DougPolkVids It's quite apparent that you have not forgiven him.
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@NolaDubose @InternetH0F Perhaps, but I also wouldn't date a 21 year old boy.
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@offbeatorbit You must not know about her history as prosecutor. She's going to have to dace that atrocity head on in the debates and she has no response anytime anyone has ever brought it up.
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@targetpoker81 For a vast majority of players, no.
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@VanessaKade Not to mention that they thought they could fix a server side vulnerability with a client side patch. That's pure ineptitude.
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2 months
@byelin @NateSilver538 National polls mean nothing so there's nothing to rethink. Look at the swing state poling. Trump is ahead in each right now per the RCP averages.
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@8NewsNow No thanks.
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@dankness3 *they're
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@JasonSouthwell
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2 years
@ClarkCountyNV That is the law. It is a bad law.
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1 year
@LasVegasLocally @elonmusk Anyone who doesn't get it hadn't ridden it yet.
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@AustinPlanet @whoismpn @MySportsUpdate Yes, all plays are reviewable by the central officiating office.
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@JacobsVegasLife I picked Fontainebleau because I hate crowds.
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@LasVegasLocally I came home one day after being out of town for a few days to find this. Parked in the Arts District in a public lot.
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@JasonSouthwell
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1 year
@fuckyouiquit Then show the proof and collect the million bucks.
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1 year
@AllenKessler You paid too much.
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1 year
@themouthmatusow The only thing I've ever heard him say about you was a few jokes about some silly things you said about gto. Care to bring some receipts with those accusations? I'm not calling you a liar but I don't recall anything like what you claim.
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1 year
@WSOP @notontilt09 That Jack though.
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@CraigRozniecki This doesn't look good for either party.
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8 months
@LasVegasLocally @ArashMarkazi Circa is 200 minimum spend for a recliner for the Natty tomorrow. That's reasonable for a fan who will be imbibing. I'm skipping thought because 1. I'm dry this month. 2. Food options in the circa sports book is horrible. 3. my gf would be coming and doesn't care about the game.
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@CFBONFOX JJ hands down. No better attitude. No better teammate. Accurate through the air. Deadly on the ground. JJ hands down.
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2 months
Since he's being excluded from the #cnn #debates , if @RobertfKennedJr showed up anyway and was forcibly removed or trespassed from the property, do you think that would be good or bad for his campaign?
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@JasonSouthwell
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3 years
@LasVegasLocally I guess I've got 2 years to drop 200 pounds and learn how to dance.
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