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Kelly Lucas

@The_Illest

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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
50th for another deep run.... But the most amazing part of all was the overwhelming support you guys gave me. I can't thank everyone of you enough ❤️❤️❤️☺️
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Kelly Lucas
5 years
Unfortunately busted in 595th place @WSOP , but I had the most amazing time. It always feels good to have everyone rooting for you 🥰 THANK YOU! Forever humbled and grateful ❤️
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
5 MILLY YOOOOO WE ARE DOING IT
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
THE LOVE IS AMAZING!!! Keep it coming guys ☺️❤️🔥 20bb we goin to the moon 🚀🚀
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
Is there anything more annoying than sitting at the poker table minding your business when the jagoff next to you aggressively taps you on the shoulder to show you what he’s about to fold?
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
OMG AQ>AK FOR MY LIIIIIFE !!!!!!!
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
Third for $146k @WPT @bestbet_jax What an unbelievable experience 😊 Thank you to all of you who support me in the thick of it. Y'all are my riders and I am so fortunate and grateful for you ❤️ Montreal @partypokerlive I'm coming for you 🤑
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
There's an unspoken rule that if you're in the far left lane and you're not going at least 10 mph over the speed limit, you're an asshole.
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
Bluffed my ass off on live TV because fuck it I'm winning it #TWOFUCKINGMILLION 🔥🔥🔥
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
4 years
One day the people that don’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
3 MIL !!!!
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Everything will kill you. So choose something fun.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
FOOKIN CHIP LEADER
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
🥰🥰
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
If you think it’s rude to recline your seat on the plane, unfollow me.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
SHWING
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
DAY 6!!!!
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
On feature table today @WSOP @espn tune in!!! 🔥🔥
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
If you in public with a Make America Great Again hat on at this point, you might as well write "Dumbass" on your forehead.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Congratulations to my friend @john_cynn who is one of the most positive and warm people I have met in poker. What a great player to represent the poker community! Well-deserved, John 💙
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
HOLY FUCK I HERO CALLED FOR ALL OF IT
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
Why would anybody on earth ever get a burger without cheese?
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
ILLY WITH A MILLYYYYYYY
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Dear housekeeping, DO NOT FUCKING DISTURB. Sincerely, Every hotel guest with a DO NOT DISTURB sign on their door.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
People who finish their burger before they eat the fries are lunatics.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Between @Joeingram1 breaking down the im-postle-bilities and @bp22 putting up a 6-fig reward to solve a high profile murder, I'm really digging where the poker community is headed.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
If anybody sees me @WSOP , don't.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
3.7 ON BREAK OMGGGG
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
I hope I have inspired you all to:
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever opened 4 times in a row and then get cold 4b and have aces
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
💔
@PokerNews_Live
PokerNews Live
6 years
The chillest, @The_Illest AKA "Machine Gun Kelly” is out from the Main Event in 50th place ($156,265) and for a second year (2015) finishes as the last woman standing
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
BB ANTE IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
The secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Whatever you want in this world, whatever that is, go get it. Follow your dreams; drive that shit into the ground. What that path feels like is incomparable to any other. Thrive off the failures on the way to the top. Eat it and become stronger. Become hungrier. GO GET THAT.
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
Give him some love family ❤️
@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
@ShannonShorr My brother is 32 days sober today. Addiction is a life-long battle. I am so proud of of you Ron!
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Robert the dealer just dubbed me #machinegunkelly bc of that gangster call 🔥🔥🔥
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Wow this clown @nicholas_palma just bulldozed through the tournament area in a disability scooter and knocked down a garbage can, spilling trash all over the guy next to me, looks back and keeps going. I guess scum will always be scum.
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a bowl of cereal immediately before bed?
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
*do not bluff the ladies in the ladies' event* *do not bluff the ladies in the ladies' event* *do not bluff the ladies in the ladies' event* *do not bluff the ladies in the ladies' event*
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
It's that TIME!!! I'm giving away 1% of my @partypoker_CPP main event, 2% if you play it with me! To qualify, RT and like this tweet (winner announced 11/15)! Msg @Rachel_Heneghan for VIP room rates 🤗 $15,000,000 in guarantees 🤯 This is the BEST stop of the year! #sayNOtoFOMO
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
3.3 MILLYYYYYYYYYYY
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
I ran 25k to a Milly in thirty minutes @WSOP 💅🏼
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
4 years
Trying to get the fun player to stay after some mediocre reg tees off on his shitty play
@PokerMommaa
Kasey Lyn Mills
4 years
I’ve been watching this guy cuddle and sing to his donkeys for over 20 minutes.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Live update @wsop
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Every man has two lives, and the second one starts when he realizes he has only one.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Don't hesitate; go. Commit. You gotta commit. You might get hurt, you might lose something, but you can't experience the joy that is intended for you in life if you don't GO. You gotta go man.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
4 years
@DougPolkVids @ThePokerSean @berkey11 I can only speculate at how small your dick must be :(
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Whoever is still playing on ACR is brain dead.
@ACR_POKER
ACR Poker
5 years
Unfortunately the OSS #106 -$1 Million GTD Tourney is experiencing technical issues and we cannot restore it. We will be cancelling the event and refunding in a timely manner via ICM chip count.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
2 years
So let me get this straight. Some of you really think @RobbiJadeLew was cheating so decided to CALL OFF 6 figures on the turn on a low end of a flip? HUH???? 🤣🤣🤣
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
*Liebert arrives at table and throws down tournament ticket* Bill, the Dealer: “Photo ID, sir” 🌚
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
4 years
Getting paid on a debt you wrote off as uncollectible is the greatest thrill in poker
@audavidb
David Baker
4 years
Getting even is the greatest thrill in poker
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
Thinking about outing a scammer today. What y’all think?? Any guesses on who it could be? 🙃
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
9 years
29th place couldn't thank you guys enough for the support ❤️
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
After being jerked around since January, Emmett finally paid his debt after I ran up on him @WSOP and had multiple ppl try to collect. Heard he owes many ppl. If he owes you, comment in this thread. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. RANDALL EMMETT PAY YOUR DEBTS!!!
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Kelly Lucas
5 years
Seat 7: I was at Venetian the other day and the girl went all in 7 times and kept surviving. I told her she was hard to kill like a cockroach! She was VERY offended. It was only a joke! Seat 8: You can't joke with girls anymore. Not unless you want to go to jail. #liveupdates
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
When you reluctantly call river shove with top two and he says “ace high” then turns over the nut flush.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Imagine dragons is today's nickelback
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
If you say John Hancock instead of signature I fucking hate you.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Oh ya
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
If you want to go somewhere fast, go alone. If you want to go somewhere far, go together.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
THE FUCKIN GOAT @RealKidPoker
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!!
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JaysDalida
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
To love a person is to see all their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
BREAKING NEWS: People Who Seem Like Scumbags Usually Are Scumbags
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
Playing @WSOP opener. Table breaks. Draw table 44 seat 4. First hand dealt get 99. Lady to my right shoves for 44k. I call. Lost the hand.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Perry wtf !
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
7 years
You’re never going to be 100% ready and it’s never going to be just the right time, but that’s the point. It means that every moment is also the right moment. If you want it, you just have to do it.
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
I feel like the easiest way for you to improve your life is to delete your account
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
4 years
If you play on ACR at this point you hate money
@TonyImrunninout
Tony ruberto
4 years
Really tough to bluff this river @WPN_CEO @ACR_POKER . Your site is complete dog shit
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
3 years
Maybe the biggest mic drop of all time.... congrats @VanessaKade 🔥
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
BE NICE OR GET LOST
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
What you want exists; don't settle until you get it.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Check out @ESPN for @WSOP main event coverage! I'll make a few appearances 😎
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Kelly Lucas
5 years
Never let your ego get bigger than your gift.
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Kelly Lucas
4 years
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
@ShannonShorr My brother is 32 days sober today. Addiction is a life-long battle. I am so proud of of you Ron!
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
What a legend ❤️
@WPT
World Poker Tour
6 years
She did it! @MariaHo is our newest @WPTDeepStacks Champion after she topped the 387 entries of #WPTDSJohannesburg Main Event. She takes home R1,000,000 and the trophy! @EmperorsPalace @ShuffleUpSA
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
2 years
Wait until you’re in the main casino to smoke your cigarettes you dicks.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
It's the rule of life that everything you have always wanted comes the very second you stop looking for it.
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
2 years
IM IN LOVE 😍
@PokerNews
PokerNews
2 years
🤯🤯🤯 @RobbiJadeLew 🤯🤯🤯
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
HUUUAAAAAHHHH !!!!! 👊🏼👊🏼💥
@BarstoolNate
Eric Nathan
6 years
This Could Be My Favorite Televised Poker Hand Of All Time
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Kelly Lucas
6 years
Whatever asshole decided it was cute to make doorless showers and flat sinks trendy should jump off a cliff.
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Kelly Lucas
3 years
When I saw my ex eating nachos with a fork, I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out.
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Kelly Lucas
5 years
Learn to discipline your emotions. Because if you don't, your enemies will use them against you.
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Kelly Lucas
4 years
The best way to fight fear is with information.
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Kelly Lucas
4 years
Stop playing on ACR guys jesus
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
5 years
Me, arguing with literally any guy I've ever dated.
@CNN
CNN
5 years
Corey Lewandowski: The Mueller report was very clear. There was no collusion… no obstruction. Alisyn Camerota: That's not what the Mueller report said. Corey: It absolutely says that. Alisyn: Did you read the Mueller report? Corey: No, I never did.
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Kelly Lucas
5 years
Respect is the ultimate currency.
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Kelly Lucas
5 years
Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you can never go wrong.
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Kelly Lucas
3 years
“You look like Kelly Minkin. You’re a lot younger than her though.” 🙃
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
Chocolate mochi ice cream for breakfast bc I'm the boss of me
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@The_Illest
Kelly Lucas
6 years
No person ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and it's not the same person.
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