Jarod Kintz
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Writer | Duck Farmer | I'm also at @BearPawMemeFarm and @BearPawDuckFarm .
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With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.
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I now self-identify as an Arizona Senator. Thank you,
@SenJohnMcCain
, but your services will no longer be required. Please report to prison.
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@jrdnwelch
Oh look, a picture of you in front of a chess board. I'm sure that means you're a master of strategy and always thinking three moves ahead of your opponent. People can tell you are a brilliant tactician.
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With prices this cheap, I wonder if
@BurgerKing
is too good to be real. But then I realize the food isn't real, so the deal must be.
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@DoveMenCare
This tweet changed my life. Thank you for that. I don't know what kind of man I'd be now if I hadn't come across this tweet ten seconds ago. I shall not forget this Treasure Moment you shared with me.
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@UsingCigarette
I like a comedian who supplies his own laugh track. That's how I know he just told a joke.
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@nvyoung
Damn, this guy loves his high-fructose corn syrup. No doubt he guzzles fluoride too. Buffet managers must fear you.
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I'm not good at small talk. How long after first meeting someone should I wait to tell them The Queen of England, The Pope, and all their favorite politicians sacrifice children to Moloch, but not before harvesting and drinking the adrenochrome the terrorized children produce?
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@WeWuzMetokur
@SteveBlogs1
So Google's solution to stop "hostile voices" is to itself become hostile to the point of taking pride in harming itself in the process?
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If you aren't enraged that The Deep State has stolen 21 TRILLION dollars from us, then you, like the average
@CNN
viewer, do not have a pulse.
You need to start listening to
@TheSolariReport
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Since when does a rocket launch look like the ghost of a whale swimflying in the oceansky? They are lying to you in preparation of lying to you, because The Great Deception is coming.
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@FullFrontalSamB
Why would you glorify and idolize a woman who stole billions from a devastated and impoverished people, among many other heinous crimes?
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@cynthiamckinney
Because when you tug at the Crime String that is
@HillaryClinton
, the thread pulls down all of Congress, the Senate, Governors, etc.
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@HillaryClinton
@AFLCIO
She may share your values, but she'll never share any of her stolen loot. Just ask the impoverished people of Haiti.
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@donnabrazile
You will never live this down. You will always be remembered as part of the most corrupt crime organization in this country.
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@LATimesJennCarr
@tedcruz
@realDonaldTrump
Thank you for your honesty Jennifer. America is grateful!
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@kabamur_taygeta
@Lara5124
There is nothing hidden that will not be revealed. These elite Luciferian pedophiles are only deceiving themselves. The Almighty sees all.
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@PunkyCovfefe
I'd rather live next to a pink house than in an HOA development that has more foreclosure power than a bank. What business is it of YOURS what your neighbor does with their own home? That's precisely why people HATE HOAs.
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@HillaryClinton
@POTUS
@madeleine
Your cluelessness never ceases to amaze me. You are literally the worst politician we have ever had.
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@DennysDiner
Besides breakfast, do you also sell full body massages? Can I order two half full body massages and split it with me and Dr.
@Obambulator
?
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@BIG_FONT
@jimmyjohns
A knuckle sammy sounds tasty. Do you offer that in a combo meal, and if so, do you offer a discount for Senior Citizens? My grandpa hasn't eaten in days, and he could sure use what you're offering.
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Home is where a child learns, and public school is where a child goes to get indoctrinated. I tend to think of public schools as pre-prisons
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@President_Mommy
Having flesh of spiders, that would make my skin crawl. Clicking on your website, that would make my brain crawl, and then curl up and die.
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@ThomasMHern
I just have one word to say that's made up of four words:
#TwitterClassActionLawsuit
.
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@subscribetowapo
39 dollars a year seems like 78 dollars too much. In fact, I wouldn't even read your propaganda if you paid me 39 dollars.
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Is there anything sexier than a woman wearing a
@HillaryClinton
For Prison shirt? Short answer: No.
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@HillaryClinton
By love do you mean war? Because war is the message you are projecting to the world, but the world wants peace.
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Well, congratulations, Joe Kennedy, because you definitely stole the night away from Trump. I can't focus on anything anybody says about what Trump said because I can't get the image out of my head of
#DroolingJoe
#DroolingJoeKennedy
with his
#NiagaraFallsOfSaliva
as he spoke.
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@JebSanford
I'm sick and tired of seeing the sick and tired
@HillaryClinton
. She needs to either visit Lucifer in person, or go to prison.
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@DWStweets
You put the ass in Wasserman. Why are you so corrupt as to cheat for warmonger
#CrookedHillary
and deny Sanders all his votes?
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@Evan_McMullin
Man, you are irrelevant. Go back to Goldman Sachs because nobody wants a globalist puppet. You're a distraction. Nothing more
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Elon Musk owns a space company that's never been to space, and never will go to space, he runs a car company that sells overpriced bonfires on wheels, as they keep bursting into flames, and now he sells flamethrowers? He should toss in FREE marshmallows for the whole experience.
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stained hanes (
@718Tv
) is the Gabriel Garcia Marquez of shitposting. In fact, if left alone with his tweets, you could endure One Hundred Years of Solitude.
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@AutismCapital
Someone describing themselves as a REDDITOR is such a self-own. And they are so delusional they actually think it's a flex.
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@CNN
When Sanders says no politician has ever lied all the time, this itself is a lie. Lying all the time is the definition of politics.
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@718Tv
@kylesockwell
The Chinese will go to great lengths to cheat. Is it too much of a stretch to think they wouldn't go to two lengths of the pool?
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Paypal is usurious, eBay is superfluous, and both will be eliminated and eradicated by
#Bitcoin
and blockchain markets like
@openbazaar
.
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@McDonalds
Sometimes I urinate in the shower. But grandpa doesn’t like it when I do—especially if he’s under me taking a bath at the time.
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How to Make America Great Again: Claw back the 21 TRILLION stolen by The Deep State, and disperse it among The People.
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If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?
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People think Nickelodeon is loaded with pedophiles. Just wait until people realize Disney's the real player in subliminal perversion and a major purveyor of pedophilia.
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On the release of the memo, let me see if I understand
@CNN
and Adam Schiff's perspective: It's disgraceful to release it to the public in an act of transparency, but the actual treasonous actions of officials the memo reveals, that's OK and should remain a secret? Got it.
"It's political ... this is a continuation of the effort to protect the President's hide ... it's a really disgraceful act" House Intelligence Committee Ranking Member Adam Schiff on vote to release controversial memo on FBI but not opposing memo
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@pizzahut
You make my buttocks bubble with excitement. I love when you come to my house. Too bad I always have to make the first call.
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@HillaryClinton
So sad to see someone live over a century, and not possess the wisdom of a child. Hell, even infants know murderers are evil
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Stephen Hawking just died? I mean, again, for the second time? Very suspicious that he dies now, after viral memes about how it is impossible he could live that long, and how he looked like an imposter.
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@LivesObi
@psyop4921
You still haven't figured it out, huh? Boomers are the dumbest generation.
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Only a politician would call cutting taxes a bank heist. The biggest bank heist in this country is how the central bank stole all our wealth by printing fiat currency in exchange for real assets and labor. Inflation is an act of war, and central banks only deal in violence.
Unbelievable. GOP just pulled off the biggest bank heist in US history & they’re delivering the loot – >$1 trillion out of our national treasury – to the wealthiest Americans & big corporations. We must fight back harder than ever for our “We the People” vision of our democracy.
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Water has memory and forms either healing crystalline structures or damaging fractal patterns, plants are telepathic and can sense human intention, and we are all beings of frequency, so send out vibrations of love, and you will be making the world a better place.
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All is right in the world when an ice cream parlor has for its mascot an obese bear slouching on a bench.
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@HillaryClinton
Why bother working and striving to earn wealth, when one can just run for office & sell political influence?
#TheHillaryWay
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@SpeakerRyan
It is time to make a change, & that starts with pushing back against your Establishment bullshit. Wisconsin failed us with you.
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As her empty Flesh Vessel decays like a swamp carcass, we can all see she was just a vacuum for Lucifer to fill.
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@timkaine
An easy way to tell if someone has mental health challenges is if he/she/it/whatever supports Hillary for President.
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I hear David Hogg keeps getting college rejection letters. He should apply to FSU, because they have a Clown School and he would feel more comfortable with his peers.
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The best players in the WNBA are all the same. They are all men pretending to be women.
Not to burst all y'all's bubble, but this is a dude.
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@sgarberus
There are absurd tweets, tweets that exist to be nonsensical, designed to elicit confusion or even laughter, and then there are absurd tweets like yours, which make no sense while trying to sound philosophically righteous. You may be The World's Youngest Boomer.
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@vannsmole
@SenSanders
Bernie Sanders thinks women fantasize about being raped by three men because he makes love like a third of a man, and that's when he's at peak performance.
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Boy, the trolls come heavy when you mention
#FlatEarth
. NASA’s got them fellas working overtime trying to shut down discourse.
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NASA’s image is as real as the dollar is money. The only thing real about America is how fake it is.
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@SenSanders
y u no be paying ur fair share of taxes? People are starving while you have more rooms than you can sleep in.
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The United States
President Trump: “What nation wants to be allied with a country that kills innocent Men, Women and Children?”
Good question.
Which nation do you think has killed more innocent Men, Women and Children?
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@HillaryClinton
Ah, the American Dream. We'll let The People sleep a little while longer before waking them and telling them you stole it.
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@RepZoeLofgren
I cannot let your false narrative go into the world unchallenged.
#ZoeBelongsInAZoo
, and by zoo I mean jail cell.
#Corrupt
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If you still need proof that
@tedcruz
represents The Establishment, look no further than Twitter censoring the trend of
#CruzSexScandal
.
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@McDonalds
I love how
@McDonalds
is the
@CNN
of food. Sure, it's fake, but it's also poisonous, so it achieves a balance of sorts. In fact, I think their food should be reclassified as a weapon of mass destruction.
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@JoshAdrasco
@AwesomeIva
@jaketapper
@Cernovich
Yeah Jake, we're all waiting to see
@CNN
talk about the corruption. Hope it's soon!
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Americans are the only ones who don't know that all of America's wars are bogus and evil. We just cheer for our troops & keep chugging beer.
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With all the corruption and loss of freedom and warmongering in the US, if you're outraged by the
#TrumpTapes
, then you're a moron.
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@HillaryClinton
You don't think of anybody's family but your own. In fact, I'll bet you'd sell Bill and Chelsea if it would pad your wallet.
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@DWStweets
The only Americans you are fighting for are the warmongers who want Americans to fight for them so they can profit off death.
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AT&T acts like their role as your paid gateway to The Internet is to BLOCK YOU!
Read more from
@TheSolariReport
here:
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I'm sorry, and I accept personal responsibility for this Walmart policy.
The underwear at the San Bernardino Walmart is behind a glass case
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@johnpodesta
That white obelisk looks like a unicorn horn, which is fitting, b/c you are in fantasy land if you think Lucifer can save you.
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My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them.
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One reason
#WhyILovePizza
is because more people are waking up to the pedophile
@johnpodesta
and his Luciferian
#PizzaGate
child sex ring.
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Neil Armstrong is the Michael Phelps of space exploration, and by that I mean he made all his money in a swimming pool.
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@HillaryClinton
When you say you want Wall Street to pay their fair share, do you mean directly to you, or indirectly to your "charity"?
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@lindynap
DEI keeps all the talent behind a bottleneck that was intended to clog society. This McDonald's fry cook is more talented than most quota hires.
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@seanhannity
@SenJohnMcCain
@realDonaldTrump
McCain and
@LindseyGrahamSC
are warmongers who deserve to be tried for crimes against humanity.
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The problem with trying to appease black rioters with signs that say the business supports the black community, is the black community can't read. Next time, use emojis.
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I don't know why Mark Zuckerberg would consider running for President. As a spy for the CIA, he already knows his users despise him.
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In this age of Mainstream Death, in the form of vaccines full of formaldehyde and aluminum, GMO "food," chemotherapy, and EMF's that respond to metal, the words of Hosea who wailed in despair, "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" have never been more real.
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@HuluInsights
If your insights are as boring & mundane as your tweet, with your generic stock photo, I think more wisdom is to be found in urinal graffiti
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@HillaryClinton
The world is watching. Putin is watching. We all think you are a foolish warmonger who traded your soul for a few shekels.
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@cbch54898101
Stu Peters is an obvious shill. Where did he come from, and how did he get that swanky show from out of nowhere? Then he called out Trump for The V, rightly, but now all of the sudden it's Biden's fault and nowhere is Trump mentioned in the documentary.
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Sometimes you have the right message, but the wrong time. It's tough to be early in waking up, and trying to instill a sense of urgency in someone who's still sleepwalking through life. But don't dismiss them forever, because when their mindeyes snap open, they'll rush to you.
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I appreciate people proselytizing to me and trying to convert me back to the
#ChurchOfTheGlobeEarth
, but your high priests are proven frauds
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@DoveMenCare
@marchmadness
I’ll be sure to head to your site to read this life-changing story about how a crowd would cheer for a man to put a rubber ball through a metal hoop—after I go buy some of your soap, because this tweet inspired me to be a customer for life. Thanks for really caring about me.
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