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CRAZY ASS OFFSEASON PLAN
A THREAD
I DONT CARE IF YOU AGREE
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Seattle schools after failing to teach students "xFIP"
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I KNEW HE WAS RACIST
“I think I will 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 get sick of the chop. It’s such an iconic thing.”
Jarred Kelenic on playing in Truist for the first time wearing a
@Braves
jersey⤵️
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The trident isn’t our mascot dumbass
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Mariners Mount Rushmore:
Ken Griffey Jr
Edgar Martinez
Randy Johnson
Ichiro
5 felix
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Who is Bryan Woo
In Geography, he is my world.
In Math, he is my solution.
In History, he is my king.
For the blind, he is the light.
For the poor, he is the wealth.
For the hungry, he is the bread.
For me, he is everything.
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Mariners major league additions this offseason:
Mitch Garver
Jorge Polanco
Mitch Haniger
Luke Raley
Austin Voth
Carlos Vargas
Seby Zavala
Luis Urias
Ryne Stanek
Wow
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shouldve taken "bad baseball stats" as an elective smh
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#Mariners
and LHP Justus Sheffield have agreed on an 11 year, 455 million dollar deal, sources tell ESPN. Deal is fully guaranteed. Mariners find their guy.
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@AlwaysACaptain
@mike11695
@MLB
No one cares, aren’t you a podcast maker? Be more professional instead of being salty
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Hot take that shouldn’t be that hot:
The Royals are NOT a sleeper team, they signed a bunch of mid players and their pitching still sucks. Even their lineup isn’t deep at all.
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Bookmark this, Shota is gonna win a Cy young some day. I’m really high on him
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@MarinersONTap
@jacobsports12
Saying “hahaha I’m an idiot” once doesn’t mean anything when you guy’s constantly interaction bait people with stupid questions and dumb takes
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@IISwitchII
Huh, I was excepting a lot more Ford defenders. Surprised most people don’t care about losing him.
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Mariners 2026
C. Cal Raleigh
1B. Tyler Locklear
2B. Cole Young
SS. JP Crawford
3B. Colt Emerson
LF. Jonny Farmelo
CF. Julio Rodriguez
RF. Trade/signing
DH. Lazaro Montes
I win
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LMFAOOOOO IM FUCKING DYING BAHAHAHAHAHAHJA LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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@stang_eli2
@CodifyBaseball
That would mean they face in the World Series, which would be fucking awesome, If we are going to lose the World Series I would like it to be the Braves lol
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@DepressedRanger
played with max scherzer who played with Edwin Diaz who played with James Paxton who played with Justus Sheffield who played with Julio Rodriguez who is teammates with Bryan Woo
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Top 10 mariners accounts:
(Remastered 2024)
1.
@IISwitchII
2.
@MarinersSteve
3.
@Camd3n_10
4.
@spoon_clears
5.
@ColeYoungFan
6.
@BWeIIington
7.
@PintSizeAnalyze
8.
@v2Kelenic
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@PrimeM00se
10.
@MarinerFemboy
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WERE BACK BITCHES
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@notB0bR055
Randy Johnson played with Ken Griffey jr, who played with Felix Hernandez who played with Dylan Moore who is teammates with Bryan woo
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@RealTrubbish
that dude is using it to evaluate George Kirby and saying hes worse than nick pivetta lmaooo
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hes racist and homophobic he really got double nerfed LMAOOO
@JamesPierce39
@IISwitchII
@YouTube
I guarantee you a ton of Mariners players say it. It doesn't matter nobody is hurting anybody and it's not even usually to reference someone who's gay
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@bichette_mvp
that wasn’t an earthquake that was Alek Manoah stepping into New York😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🍆🍆🍆
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5 players I DISLIKE for 2024
Marco Gonzales
Jarred Kelenic
Sam Haggerty
Dansby Swanson
dansby swanson
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Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, Angels highlights were playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and fell asleep. Thank God
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@astros
As a true Astros fan, this is it. I just smashed my TV in front of my wife and kids and am now being detained by the police. We need to restart. DFA Altuve, Bergman, Yordan, and Tucker. Its time we tank for draft picks while a real contender like the Mariners wins it all.
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The Seattle Mariners had a sign today that said “let’s ride”
Russell Wilson might drop 50 on that city tomorrow
#Broncos
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hearing something, not walker. expected to be finalized tonight.
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Who is John Stanton?
In Germany: Adolf Hitler
In Iraq: Saddam Hussein
In America: Osama Bin Laden
In China: Mao Zedong
In the former Soviet states: Joseph Stalin
In the MLB: Cheap owner who hoards money
This is who taking Stanton is for the world
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Cubs playoff series win percentage: .333
Mariners playoff series win percentage: .444
Who’s the real better playoff team?
@occamasylum
@JamesPierce39
@CBelli_Lover24
@HoernerMVP
Ring counts. have the Mariners played anyone in the world series?
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Jarred Kelenic hits a huge homer to raise his OPS to .432🤯
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If dansby is a better hitter than JP why doesn’t dansby hit better than JP?
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@BenRanieri10
I agree and disagree. I agree that watching his every move and thinking spring training means he sucks is not as good, but I am rooting against him because he was an elite prospect, sucked multiple times, cried about it and blamed the Mariners, and no he takes shots at them often
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LMFAO no way this guy thinks they have a shot at trading for Vladdy with their only top 100 prospect being Melton
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real interaction I just had:
So I'm walking through the local grocery store and a woman stops me she says "hey aren't you Bryan Woo Enjoyer from X"
I smiled and said
"Why yes I am" she asked for an autograph. I gave her one. Wow literal chills
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BREAKING: There is conformation that the shooter was NOT George Kirby, a source said that it was because Kirby would’ve easily hit the target.
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LMFAO THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN 54 PERCENT
Astros GM Dana Brown: "We weren’t really going to be engaged in conversations where we were giving up too much. We felt like we gave up enough to get who we wanted, but we didn’t want to go any deeper and give up more in top-end prospects.”
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It might be time to accept that Julio is not an elite player
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@TheTexasJuan
@JomboyMedia
? Mariners made the playoffs in his first season last year and might make it again this year, stop living in 2019 lmao
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1. RF: Victor Robles
2. LF: Randy Arozarena
3. CF: Julio Rodriguez
4. C: Cal Raleigh
5. 2B: Jorge Polanco
6. 1B: Luke Raley
7. DH: Justin Turner
8. 3B: Josh Rojas
9. SS: JP Crawford
would like to add one more bat
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Wealthlio Rodriguez with the 30k bottle of wine
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Name an MLB player and I will connect them to Emerson Hancock
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BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners and free-agent infielder Whit Merrifield are in agreement on a 1 year, 6 million dollar contract, sources with the deal tell ESPN.
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Adolis Garcia
Adolis Garci
Adolis Garc
Adolis Gar
Adolis Ga
Adolis G
Adolis
Adoli
Adol
Adolf
Adolf H
Adolf Hi
Adolf Hit
Adolf Hitl
Adolf Hitle
Adolf Hitler
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The little kids coming today to watch Julio finding out he’s benched
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What if the Ryan Hanna was called freaky Hanna and instead of being homophobic, he ran around flirting with men at T Mobile Park
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Jerry: sugarcoats and lies in conferences. Mariners fans: Stop sugarcoating things and start telling what’s really happening!
Jerry: tells the truth
Mariners fans: Jerry needs to learn how to lie
People just want to be mad at Jerry even if he didn’t do anything lmao
@MarinersSteve
They started the offseason pissing everyone off. Then budget woes made it worse. They then made a bunch of pretty good, budget friendly moves to improve the team. Now we're hoping they get that one last splash to put them over the top but instead we get this lackluster soundbite.
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Top 10 mariners accounts
@IISwitchII
@MarinersSteve
@Gravel_sense
@zachleft
@PrimeKelenic
@PintSizeAnalyze
@MarinerFemboy
@Dice_Man_21
@Mister_Casual97
@BWeIIington
I made this in 3 minutes
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MARINERS 2024 LINEUP
1 Kirby
2 Castillo
3 Gilbert
4 Woo/miller (one traded)
5 Ray
C Cal
1B Ty
2B Gorman/bliss
3B Suarez
SS JP
LF Marlowe
CF Rodriguez
RF Kelenic
DH Canzone
pen
Munoz
Brash
Saucedo
Berroa
Adcock
Gabe
Topa
random minor leaguer
Cabby
Moore
Murphy
Rojas
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