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RT if you’re not mad.
Justin Verlander missed the Astros parade to marry Kate Upton and people are mad:
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Ronel Blanco is pitching a no hitter tonight.
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OTD in 2017: The Houston Astros defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers 13-12 in extra innings, in what many people consider the greatest World Series game ever played, an instant classic.
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Pete Rose was banned for life for less. If Ohtani made a direct payment to any bookmaker he should be subjected to the same punishment as well, but we all know Rob Manfred has no balls.
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The Oakland A’s have already been eliminated from postseason contention.
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Tree Removal and Fence repair companies in Houston during a hurricane!
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Dusty Baker Jr. will go down arguably as the greatest manager the Houston Astros have ever had. Navigated them through one of the roughest times and helped continue to add to the trophy case.
4 ALCS appearances
2 Consecutive AL Pennants
1 World Series 🏆
🫡
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Kyle Tucker is giving Shohei Ohtani a run for his money for the AL MVP this season.
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It’s been quite a week for Houston sport fan. 😕
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Honey Badger is the entire timeline the past few seasons regarding Kevin Johnson.
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Ok, I’m ready for Astros baseball to return.
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Fun Fact: Jose Altuve is the only player in MLB history to be named an All-Star in both leagues while playing for the same franchise.
#Relentless
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Ippei Mizuhara reading a note from his bookie on what will happen to him if he doesn’t pay the $4.5M he owes in gambling debts.
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The Astros run Texas. Always have, always will. 🤘🏽
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Trevor Bauer posts himself grabbing an Astros cap on his IG stories.
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Reminder that MLB didn’t think this was a concern for “player safety”. FOH, still Astros in 6.
Chas McCormick was dotted right in his back by a 99 mph fastball, which has been diagnosed as a contusion.
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With today being Michael Brantley day for the 1st time in 2023, let’s throw it back to the most incredible play he’s made while being with the Astros. I was there for this game and looked even more spectacular than it did on TV. Welcome back Uncle Mike!
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Here’s the difference between me & you
Trigger an Astros fan moment
“The Rangers are undefeated against the Astros in playoff baseball series”.
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No free agency tour,
No gambling problems,
No internal family issues,
Zero complaints about our roster,
MVP award winner,
One of MLB’s cleanest all time greats
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Perfect symbolism for Jose Altuve taking out the trash ass Yankees in 2015, 2017, 2019, and 2022.
Ben Verlander: “Build the man a statue���
Me: “Consider it done”
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Amy is the only Mariners fan invited to the family BBQ. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
For those wondering, I was able to congratulate
@astros
Yordan and give him the piece of history that he earned. I did not ask for anything in return, but he made sure that I received an autographed ball to show his appreciation. Congrats Yordan, and thanks for the ball.
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Humble even in defeat, one of the classiest human beings.
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Rangers gonna get fucked up tonight then get their hungover asses kicked, handing the AL West to the Astros tomorrow.
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Biggio is an Astro through and through and refuses to root for the Dodgers even if his son is on the team. LOL
Cavan Biggio with his first hit with the Dodgers and dad is not impressed
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This will always be my favorite memory of Yuli Gurriel’s time with the Astros. 🫡
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The Astros to Cody Bellinger the night after he gets traded to Houston.
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Houston Texans QB CJ Stroud will be throwing out the 1st pitch before the Houston Astros take on the Atlanta Braves tonight.
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George Springer continues to own the Yankees. This is his 2nd home run off Carlos Rodon in as many innings. Once an Astro always an Astro.
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Micah Parsons admits the Houston Texans are the best team in Texas right now.
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Inject these Rangers commentators tears into my veins 😂
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It’s time for my Mexican King Justino Ramiro Verlanderz to keep it rolling tonight. 🇲🇽
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The Astros to Jose Abreu during this roadtrip.
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I’m a classless individual, I’m not congratulating anyone. Fuck y’all.
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On July 17, 2018 at the MLB All Star Game, Houston Astros Alex Bregman and George Springer hit back to back home runs off Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Ross Stripling pushing the AL to an 8-6 victory in extra innings.
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On this date in 2022 the Houston Astros threw a combined no hitter against the New York Yankees at Yankee Stadium who hadn’t been no hit since the 2003 Astros at Old Yankee Stadium.
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Astros fans from 2015-2023 vs Astro fans in 2024
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Shohei Ohtani later today when a reporter sneaks in a question.
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The Mariners have lost 6.5 games off of their AL West lead in the span of 12 days.
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Parades over prospects
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There’s no way you can look me in the eye with a straight face and tell me In-N-Out is better than Whataburger.
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Shohei Ohtani as soon as he lands at LAX from South Korea.
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Anytime the Astros play at Fenway I think of that time Jason Castro was down to his last strike and was able to drive a hit up the middle to give the Astros the lead in game 4 of the 2021 ALCS.
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Quick recap of the 2023 American League Western Division race. The Texas Rangers spent 159 days leading the division only to fall short of the Houston Astros.
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Shoutout to our Mexican King Jose Urquidy for 4 innings of 1 run ball last night. Having him come in as a long reliever gave the maligned bullpen much needed rest. Today we salute you 🫡 🇲🇽
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Dodger fans this weekend at Minute Maid Park wearing their Houston Asterisks or Houston Trashstros shirts.
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This is the definition of rent free lol. Ranger fans are thinking about their big brother before playing a game vs the Baltimore Orioles.
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Them: Extend Tucker
Kyle Tucker in the 2023 ALCS:
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Good. Fuckin. Morning. To everyone but the city of Philadelphia, their fans, and anyone who roots for any of their teams.
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Loud boos in Seattle as the Angels complete the sweep.
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A look back of how far the last 10 defending World Series Champions went their following year:
2014 Red Sox didn’t qualify
2015 Giants didn’t qualify
2016 Royals didn’t qualify
2017 Cubs lost NLCS in 5
2018 Astros lost ALCS in 5
2019 Red Sox didn’t qualify
2020 Nationals
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The Jaguars haven’t won a game since this.
Texans fans I tried to tell yall but yall didn’t listen smh
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The Rangers are 1-5 since this tweet.
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One week ago today Chas McCormick made arguably the greatest catch by a CFer in World Series history. 🤯
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Astros won, Rangers lost, Yankees, lost Dodgers lost. All my haters lost. Damn right it was a good day 😎
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Kyle Tucker is rehabbing after a “bone bruise” that has kept him out for 50ish or games this season.
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Joe Kelly still talking shit from a safe place….
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There’s no reason why Ronel Blanco shouldn’t be this weeks Player of the Week.
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me when opposing baseball fans call me CHEATER when I go see the Astros on the road.
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Me liking all the Michael Brantley content on my TL this morning.
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Chas McCormick was dotted right in his back by a 99 mph fastball, which has been diagnosed as a contusion.
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The Astros to Framber the night before game 6 to make sure they wear their orange jerseys for the AL Pennant clincher.
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Jose Abreu with 2 RBI’s and raising his batting average to a solid .104 in Mexico City.
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Everyone is blaming Dusty for leaving Lance in too long but the Astros ain’t winning a game scoring 0 runs.
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Look son, this guy’s team cheated and still couldn’t win a World Series during a full season.
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Much respect to Jose Altuve. Nobody in the league has had to endure the amount of trash talking fans that he has and he just shakes it off like a professional baseball player and man should do. You never see him whining to security guard to get a fan tossed out because his
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Man I remember when my team won the World Series twice the last thing on my mind was the Rangers.
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Lost to a backup QB.
Fuck the Texans and they salty ass fans can keep crying…If they love the Oilers so much, they would’ve stayed down!!!
#TitanUp
#LuvYaBlue
💯🙏⚔️🔥
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The Houston Astros threw a combined no hitter in the World Series a week ago today.
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Cuban LEGENDS Yuli Gurriel and Yordan Alvarez have entered the chat. 🫡
More Cubans have DESTROYED Houston WS hopes than they have given.
Couldn’t be more proud to be Cuban
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Joe Kelly has a habit of talking shit to ppl while they’re walking away. 🤡
Joe Kelly after striking out Fernando Tatis Jr, for the lip readers out there
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Man I love Houston.
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