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#今月描いた絵を晒そう
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PASTEL FRESHTORY X GF
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Mombasa
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OUROAD GRAND OPEN HOUSE
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Meat Eaters Will Go To Hell
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IRIAM
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OHMLENG IDEA LIVE
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シャウエッセン
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#ゆうぴー愛してるぞ
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チャウヌ
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Re:ERA beginning
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astros fans are struggling today. If you know one, give them a hug. They need comfort.
Be kind and whisper softly, “adolis is your daddy”
Rangers fans are struggling today. If you know one, give them a hug. They need comfort.
Be kind and whisper softly, “Altuve is your daddy”
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I’m sure the ALCS between the Rangers and the Astros will be very respectful and filled with sportsmanship between the teams and fanbases!
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John Smoltz seeing the rangers bullpen dominate tonight after shit talking them for 8 innings
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Damn that’s crazy
The Orioles posted a 90-minute documentary on their 2023 season
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Adolis Garcia in the last 3 years after being DFAd twice
- 2x All-Star (2021, starter in 2023)
- Gold Glove
- ALCS MVP
- Most RBIs in a postseason run in MLB history
- World Series Champion
-(.246/.305/.472/.777) slash
-97 HR, 298 RBIs
- Ranger Legend
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The best middle infield in baseball, and they were made fun of for signing with Texas
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They called them losers for signing here, never forget
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Damn that’s crazy
Lol struck a nerve with this one. Cant get to everyones comments so I will make it so its simple. The LOWEST viewership in history 🗣️
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“If they play this series 10 times this series goes drastically different” guess what buddy you only play it once, and your orioles are getting smoked
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Just remember: The Texas Rangers spent $800 million to beat the Houston Astros
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No basketball game will ever have this much energy
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Damn that’s crazy
Orioles have a young core and built for the long run and a dynasty
Rangers are cooked when Marcus semen and Corey seager are washed and when Adolis get busted for steroids 😹😹😹🫵🫵🫵
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Ditch the gray and bring the best jersey back
@Rangers
Happy Valentine's Day. What red sports uniform do you love the most?
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You guys legitimately predicted us to miss the playoffs
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“Billy this is the Texas Rangers, they have a top 10 offense and starting pitching staff. Their defect is that the bullpen has no clue what they’re doing”
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Final postseason stats- BP
Leclerc 13.2 IP | 3.29 ERA | 4 SVs
Sborz 12 IP | 0.75 ERA | 13 SO
Chapman 8 IP | 2.25 ERA | 6 SO
Bradford 7.2 IP | 1.17 ERA | 0.52 WHIP
Dunning 7 IP | 5.14 ERA |
Gray 5.2 IP | 1.59 ERA | 0.88 WHIP
Perez 4.2 IP | 9.64 ERA |
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BE FREE GRANNY
Granny stays in her cage until the Rangers win a game
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Adrian Beltre Highlights on his Hall of Fame day
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Corey Seager last 30 games
.324 AVG
.402 OBP
.631 SLG
1.033 OPS
9 HR
He wants October
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The Rangers 2024 Spring Training cap has been released
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I asked Chat GPT for the all-time Texas Rangers lineup
1.Michael Young (2B)
2.Ivan Rodriguez (C)
3.Rafael Palmeiro (1B)
4.Adrian Beltre (3B)
5.Juan Gonzalez (LF)
6.Josh Hamilton (CF)
7.Nelson Cruz (DH)
8.Corey Seager (SS)
9.Rusty Greer (RF)
Thoughts?
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Andrew Heaney causally just dropped one of the best starts of the playoffs lmao
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Ranger free agents and who should be brought back
Will Smith (no)
Martin Perez (yes)
Montgomery (priority
#1
yes)
Oddorrizi (no)
Hedges (minor league deal)
Miller (no)
Garver (can try but doubt it)
Chapman (yes)
Stratton (yes)
Grossman (no)
Jankowski (yes)
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World Series hero Travis Jankowski season highlights
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12 years ago today, the Rangers officially acquired Yu Darvish
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On this day 3 years ago, the Rangers acquired Jonah Heim, Dane Acker and Khris Davis for Elvis Andrus and Aramis Garcia.
Safe to say that trade was a win
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How about the young guys in their first playoff series
Evan Carter: 21 years old
.750 AVG
2.875 OPS
2R HR
Josh Jung: 25 years old
.375 AVG
1.208 OPS
3 XBH
Leody Taveras: 25 years old
.333 AVG
2 Stolen Bases
Plus great defense from all 3
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Corey Seager giving diamondback fans PTSD
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“A wildcard team shouldn’t have Jordan Montgomery in game two” BOO HOO LOSER
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Who remembers Carlos Gómez’s first AB as a Ranger
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Crazy we just witnessed the best rangers team of all time
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How’s this for big league impact lmfao
"how could the tigers pass on immediate big league impact"
the big league impact:
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They did and they took it away from us
Will humanity ever produce something like this again?
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The Rangers batting practice hats dropped
Bringing back the old T
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Neftalí Féliz
Name a player from your favorite sports team whose rookie season was their best season.
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Offense still bangs
Cody Bradford gets W
Bullpen 4 scoreless
Series W
Jared Walsh is fixed
Leiter looks great in AAA
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Adolis Garcia 2023 season highlights
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Granny stays in her cage until the Rangers win a game
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Knowing the Rangers, they’ll probably come all the way back in the standings to just miss the playoffs by half a game or some shit
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I am begging corey Seager and Marcus Semien to show up this series
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Rangers Win
Mariners Lose
Astros Lose
Angels Lose
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Corey Seager 2023 season highlights
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The best shortstop in baseball plays today folks
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Can someone please explain to me what the Mariners have accomplished to warrant how cocky and annoying their fanbase is
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Evan Carter 2023 season highlights
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John Smoltz has been crying NON stop all series
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Ours are great and you can’t make me hate them
The City Connect project is a failure. The Yankees were correct to decline participation.
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Mitch Garver showing up to kill relief pitchers after not playing for a week
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We can’t give him another 1.9 million???
Adolis García has filed for $6.9 million, while the Rangers countered at $5 million.
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Last 15 games:
Josh Smith 828 OPS
Mitch Garver 831 OPS
Good players
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Damn that’s crazy
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And just like that, Leody Taveras has passed Mike Trout for career playoff hits. I know who I’m taking at center field!
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I’m drunk but why is Austin hedges batting lol
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2013 Yu Darvish
209.2 IP
2.83 ERA
277 SO
2.76 SIERA
23.4 K-BB%
1.073 WHIP
2.82 WPA
165 K%+
119 BB%+
67 ERA-
4.6 fWAR
5.6 bWAR
All-Star
AL Cy Young Runner Up
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But Michael I thought the Marlins were worthless!
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Adolis Garcia Contract as it stands
2024- $7 Million
2025- $7 Million
(Can make up to $20.25 Million with certain escalators)
2026-ARB 3
2027- Unrestricted Free Agent
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Final Postseason stats
Heim 616 OPS | 3 HR
Lowe 657 OPS | 3 HR
Semien 635 OPS | 2 HR
Seager 1.133 OPS | 6 HR
Jung 867 OPS | 3 HR
Carter 917 OPS | 1 HR
Taveras 580 OPS | 1 HR
Garcia 1.108 OPS | 8 HR
Jank 844 OPS
Garver 751 OPS | 3 HR
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Before anyone says anything, No
The Padres have designated Rougned Odor for assignment, the team announced.
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We finally get to see our team on videos like these
The moments you dream about ⚾️
Here's each final out of the last 10 World Series 🤩🏆
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Had to share this all-time classic as well
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I will never forget this performance last year on Friday Night Baseball
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Josh Jung 2023 rookie year highlights
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Last 7 games-
Evan Carter:
- 273/304/773
- 1.077 OPS
- 196 wRC+
- 3 HRs
- .451 wOBA
Wyatt Langford:
- 273/360/455
- .815 OPS
- 135 wRC+
- 1st career HR
- .372 wOBA
The rookies are heating up
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Bout time this team showed some emotion. Been getting rolled over for the past month
“That’s a ball…motherf****r” - Wyatt Langford
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Astro fans when a guy who lifts weights and is on a strict diet plan gets big muscles
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0.4 war and a World Series*
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Casual Ranger fans as soon as the Rangers got good again
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Rangers every time they play game 3 of a series
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Getting a buffalo ranch chicken sandwich and a Miller Lite while watching the rangers play
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When Micheal Schwab realizes everyone plays the same teams
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LMAOOOOOO COREY WITH THE SHOT AT BREGMAN 😹😹😹
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I’m sorry Ron
Breaking: Angels hire Ron Washington for their manager job
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“No one wants to play the Houston Astros” Astros booth while down 9-3 at home
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Chris Young and Ray Davis signing Ohtani so we can get Yamamoto
Yoshinobu Yamamoto reportedly wants to play on an MLB team with other Japanese players, per
@Yahoo_JAPAN_PR
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Leiter hasn’t pitched well but we’re 2-0 when he starts
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Josh Smith has been a beast this year, here are his numbers so far
.320 AVG
.433 OBP
.400 SLG
.384 wOBA
151 WRC+
10 RBIs
.833 OPS
0.5 fWAR
Showing up when needed the most
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MLB/Nike putting a limit on how many jerseys a team can have is one of the worst decisions in sports history.
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Evan Carter was hit in the left hand/wrist area by a Kyle Harrison pitch. He went to first base, but after being checked out by trainers, is leaving the game.
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