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If Corey Seager never plays again after 2023 he’s been worth $325 million.
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I was born the year before the Rangers moved to Texas.
My earliest memories involve going to Arlington Stadium and watching Toby Harrah and Mike Hargrove and Jim Sundberg.
I’ve been waiting literally my whole life for this.
Love you guys.
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I hope Brian McTaggart is on his way to the Rangers clubhouse so he can report on whether the Rangers celebrate too much.
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Rangers up 10-1 in the 7th in a game that would give them a 3-1 series lead, and John Smoltz is talking about the problems the Rangers face in not having a good starting pitcher for Game 7.
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The FS1 announcers are saying a Wild Card team shouldn’t get to have Jordan Montgomery starting in Game 2.
They’ve apparently already forgotten that Texas had a bullpen game in game one.
And Philly did the same thing against Atlanta.
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We need a Hedges playoff reacting/celebrating supercut
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Smoltz: “Heim homering with the Rangers already up 10-1 is the type of thing that can really get the Diamondbacks going.”
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Good morning.
The Texas Rangers are in second place in the A.L. West.
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@talonmourning
@sullivem
If you were a ghost wouldn’t you shoot your shot instead of settling?
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Rangers beat the Orioles best starter, on the road, rolling with what was essentially a bullpen game.
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In the past three months Adrian Beltre was elected to the Hall of Fame and the Texas Rangers won the World Series.
It’s the best time ever to be a Rangers fan.
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Rangers trying to see if a team can win a World Series with only two actual starting pitchers.
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Rangers fans in November 2023: “The Rangers won the World Series, I don’t care what happens next year!”
2024 Rangers: “Challenge accepted!”
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The Astros were purposely so bad for so many years to get top picks that MLB had to change the rules and implement a draft lottery.
The 1st ever draft lottery saw Texas jump from 7 to 4 in the draft order.
So the Astros tanking shenanigans is why Texas now has Wyatt Langford.
Wyatt Langford will be on the Texas Rangers Opening Day roster
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When is the Rangers winning the first two against the Astros on the road going to be blamed on the playoff format?
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This is an easy one
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Good morning, fans of the world champion Texas Rangers!
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The best player ever to play baseball is either Mike Trout or Shohei Ohtani and the Angels have both and are under .500.
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“AN 18% GRATUITY AUTOMATICALLY ADDED FOR A PARTY OF 7 OR MORE??? RED LOBSTER HAS JUST LOST MY BUSINESS FOR GOOD!!!”
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The Rays lost, 20-1, dropping their run differential on the season to +107.
The Rangers won 6-1, raising their run differential on the season to +111.
No other team is within 50 runs of the Rays and Rangers.
Crazy.
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The Rangers just signed one of the best free agents available, a guy with top 3 finishes in the MVP balloting the last two full seasons.
If your initial reaction as a Ranger fan is to bitch because they overpaid, go piss up a rope.
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Y’all this is unfuckingbelievable.
This team. THIS TEAM!!!
The Chumbawumba Rangers won it all.
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The Texas Rangers postseason has been the Texas Rangers 2023 season in microcosm.
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When they bring out fresh Pepperoni Rolls at the buffet:
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This is one of those series where I feel like it is much more enjoyable if you are not a fan of either team.
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Josh Jung just homered in his first professional plate appearance.
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“Thank goodness Garver is batting third today instead of Grossman, now the Orioles can’t pitch around Seager!”
* Corey Seager promptly sets playoff record for walks in a game *
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Just remembered that the Rangers' middle infield is Corey Seager and Marcus Semien.
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106 degrees at game time in Arlington, at 7:05 at night.
No one should ever ask again why there’s a new stadium with a roof.
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I’d be a lot madder about the umps missing two calls in that inning, directly resulting in the Cubs taking the lead, if the Rangers hadn’t won the World Series about five months ago.
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Good morning, folks.
The Texas Rangers are World Series champions.
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Just sitting here and out of nowhere I was like, oh, wow, the Rangers won the World Series.
Still gives one goosebumps.
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Dusty Baker got a second place vote and a third place vote. The second place vote was from a Houston writer who omitted Bruce Bochy from his ballot altogether.
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Hey y'all...
The Rangers are the defending World Champs!
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Man I wish JD were still with the organization. He deserves to be there enjoying this as well.
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Kyle Tucker is a spoilsport. It’s a blowout. Let Travis Jankowski have a postseason home run you asshole.
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Imagine thinking that a fan of a team should feel bad because their team went out and signed Corey Fucking Seager and then won the World Series.
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Hearing announcers talk about how the Yankees traded Jordan Montgomery two years ago because they didn’t think he was good enough to be in a playoff rotation will never not be hilarious.
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If you want to understand why Astros fans seem so incredibly agitated and angry over the Rangers spending big in free agency as part of winning a World Series, remember that they were told their team had to be historically bad for a number of years to have future success.
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Good morning.
In case anyone has forgotten, I want to remind you that the 2023 Texas Rangers won the World Series.
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Nolan Ryan isn’t why the Rangers went to the World Series two years in a row.
What's something about your favorite sports team that most people misunderstand?
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Kumar Rocker struck out 8 in 4 shutout innings for Frisco. 0 walks.
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Good morning.
I just went and checked and, yep, the Rangers are still World Champions:
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Just as we expected, the Rangers are in a pennant race in September with Jonathan Hernandez and Jose Leclerc handling the 8th and 9th innings.
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Throwing at a hitter because you’re mad he pimped a home run is chickenshit.
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What if Zeke Duran is what we hoped Jurickson Profar would be?
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Fun Fact:
The Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.
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Ahem. Time to fix that mistake you made 8 years ago, Rangers
Josh Lewin Will Not Return to Mets’ Booth In 2019:
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I am pleased to inform everyone that the Texas Rangers are still the World Series champions.
I just double checked a couple of minutes ago.
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Hey folks...
The Rangers won the 2023 World Series.
For real!
Yeah, I still can't really believe it either...
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Did you know...
The Texas Rangers are the World Series champions?
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It is remarkable that the Rangers signed four fairly expensive free agent starting pitchers this offseason, traded for a veteran starting pitcher this offseason, added Scherzer and Montgomery at the deadline, and will likely start Dane Dunning twice in the ALDS.
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Texas could clinch a playoff spot as early as Tuesday night. It would require Texas beating Anaheim Monday and Tuesday and Seattle losing to Houston Monday and Tuesday.
If that happened, Texas would clinch a playoff spot.
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Tell me you’ve only been a baseball fan for a few year without telling me you’ve only been a baseball fan for a few years
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A remarkable story of abuse of government power in Bastrop, Texas, with a county commissioner rigging things to take someone's house so his daughter could have it.
@radleybalko
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Keith Law has a pretty good take on the Astros/Rangers controversy:
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I’m irrationally excited about the possibility of the Rangers getting to .500 tomorrow.
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The Rangers this season:
Started at 22-17
Then went 2-12 in their next 14
Then went 9-6 in their next 15
Lost five in a row
Won four in a row
Lost six in a row
Then went 9-4 in their next 13
This team is exhausting.
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Matt Bush has, in fact, won the funniest ring ever
I think that we can all agree that if Texas were to win the World Series, the funniest part about it would be that Matt Bush would get a ring.
He was on the active roster for the end of the regular season, for the Wild Card Series and the ALDS, but has yet to appear in a game.
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Carter/Leody/Adolis is probably the best defensive OF in baseball. Three legit defensive CFers, two of them with plus arms.
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He needs to come back home.
Yankees' Joey Gallo on benching: 'not playing well enough'
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Most importantly, the Rangers now just need one more win against Houston to clinch the Silver Boot.
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So, the franchise that decided to spend about a billion dollars to buy a superstar double-play combo, an entire pitching staff and a HOF manager to KO the
#Astros
did just that. Hope the Texas Rangers are proud. Lol.
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Evan Carter is a bad motherfucker (even though he has probably never said "motherfucker" in his life).
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Nine years ago today, on August 2, 2015, the Texas Rangers were eight games back in the American League West, and had a 51-53 record.
They went on to win the division that year.
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I think the left field position for 2024 is pretty well nailed down.
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I think that we can all agree that if Texas were to win the World Series, the funniest part about it would be that Matt Bush would get a ring.
He was on the active roster for the end of the regular season, for the Wild Card Series and the ALDS, but has yet to appear in a game.
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This is the most horseshit ending to a game I can recall.
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Everyone was wondering what would happen if the Astros went to the ALCS again...
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So I guess we are going to get a bunch of “Marcus Semien is on steroids” talk now?
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The Angels won and the Astros lost.
The Astros are now in third place.
The Astros haven’t been in third place this late in a season since 2016.
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My initial reaction when seeing that Chapman cost Cole Ragans and Roni Cabrera was, that’s it?
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Josh Jung has homered in his first major league plate appearance.
This has been your Josh Jung update.
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A reminder to be thankful that the Rangers are World Series champions
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Just as we all expected, the Rangers won both ends of a doubleheader using Joe Palumbo, Jeffrey Springs, Phillips Valdez and Adrian Sampson as their only pitchers.
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Just a reminder that the Rangers got Jonah Heim for straight cash…
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I hope that Matt Bush warms up on every playoff game, but never actually comes in.
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Oh, hey, the Texas Rangers are the defending World Series champions!
I forgot about that for a brief moment.
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The Rangers were banking on Garcia, Carter and Langford to be major parts of an offense that needed to carry the team in the first half of the season.
Getting nothing from Carter and Garcia, and almost nothing from Langford, is the biggest reason this team is where it is.
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Tom Grieve would say that this is one of those games where you just have to tip your cap to the opposing pitcher.
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The Astros and Angels both lost. Rangers are up 4.5 in the West now.
Angels blew an 8-2 lead to the Royals.
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