Jake Cornell
@JakeWCornell
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twitter is a safe space for me. something personal and sacred. oh also I’m on tour
Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2011
Can Resy add a feature where it tells you the exact level of air conditioning currently available at all the restaurants in your area?
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Thinking about Kim going to Knockdown to watch Twigs bring North on stage…
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RT @PopCrave: Björk to PAPER on today’s culture lacking optimism: “The nihilism, the self-pity, it’s like it’s cool to give up. I don��t th…
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RT @freshhel: U guys have less respect for carrie bradshaw than Big does. but it’s fine.. whatever u need to do to make friends….
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RT @R3N1GADE: “And frankly your honor, the mayor should know better than anyone of the presumption of innocence that he too is afforded whe…
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RT @carlyincontro: it’s crazy he killed one person, made sure no one else got hurt, and did it for a cause that’s harming pretty much every…
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Revive Rent and have RFK Jr. play Roger.
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RT @ddayen: Maybe Dr. Oz owning $550,000 in UnitedHealth stock and seeking to run the agency that oversees UnitedHealth's biggest cash cow…
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RT @mattysmoof: Crime tech: Vic is a Brian Thompson, 50, CEO of United Healthcare Lennie Briscoe: Looks like this one will be an out-of-po…
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You see this you KNOW you’re about to sell out of chicken fingers.
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