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but how come the people saying breonna taylors bf shouldnt have shot in the first place ........ are the same ppl who want to be able to own a gun in their home for this exact reason ????????? bc u get scared that someone may break in and u can defend urself?? huhhh????
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the bachelorette but it’s just me and 20 men who look like harry styles
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i’ve seen comments that say i have a single girl glow ...bitch that’s cuz my tears have been hydrating my face for the past two months but thank u
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pretty annoyed that no one is overwhelmingly in love w me
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i’ve watched brittany broski meet harry 43 times and counting
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i got drunk last night and stole a nespresso machine from todd’s house and put it into david’s car i’m not sure what my game plan was considering i already have one but i’m sorry todd
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me: *apologizes for no reason*
person: u don’t need to apologize, u didn’t do anything
me: ur right i’m sorry
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i got in my car and my maps notifications said “10 minutes to work” and i was like ?? so i clicked it and it was directions to david’s house HAHA
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the only reason i wanted to be verified on IG was to DM harry styles here goes nothing
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does anyone else feel......not depressed but feels like no emotion ever ??? not happy / not sad just kinda blank??? no motivation no creativity no want to do anything rly ? what is that
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i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine
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do i chop my hair and dye it black or should i just schedule another therapy appointment
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how do i get in shape without working out or eating good
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chill my gfs on this app
I waited 3 months for this to come in the mail hahahah
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if u hear about a black man being shot/killed by police and your thought is 'what were they doing tho?' just remember most (if not, all) mass shooting in america are done by a white man and almost every single one has been put into a cop car unless they died by suicide on scene
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imagine being david who can’t be a citizen but pays prob millions in taxes every year and our own actual president doesn’t pay a cent lol make it make sense
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*me crying*
david: how many tears you have left in you? you should make that tiktok crying while dancing to mariah carey
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imagine if the older generation didn’t watch the news and instead watched actual footage of the people that are actually protesting and seeing what’s ACTUALLY going on
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if...to this day.........you still say "all lives matter" ........you have to 100% be scrolling thru social media w ur eyes closed thats the only logical answer i can think of
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lol david said he’s nervous to go live on twitch nervous for WHAT to make my entire bank account in an hour ???????????
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next time i need to call 911 i’ll just call jeff instead lmao
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if one more person comments that i need a nose job i’m going to get one but i’m gunna make my nose HUGE just to make u mad
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i literally feel like a sim just waiting to eat pee shower and sleep and that is it
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*shows my back x-ray w terrible scoliosis*
me: ya i am a woman with curves
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person: how did u get a tesla??
me: i worked very hard and then my friend bought it
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gunna hire a full time photographer who only uses disposable cameras
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i’ve been shipped w so many of our friends the past 2 months i am pregnant now thanks guys
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why on earth would taylor release an album all about love when she knows i’m going through a hard time ?????
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being 28 is weird bc i still like going out until 3 AM with my friends multiple nights a week but i also get heart palpitations when i see a nice candle
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the corona virus mutated like 8 times at that sway party
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*has eaten nothing but fast food the past week and a half*
*sees ice cream in my freezer*
me: i deserve this
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should i DM donald trump jr and try to flirt and see what happens
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im ALL for not allowing trump to have a voice on social media but i’m LOLLLLin at the fact that spotify banned him like are they afraid he’s gunna drop some music ?????
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this thread is genuinely just a playlist of what david plays in the car when we go out
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time for COVID to GOVID..... ha hahah ha hahahahaha hahaah ha ha ha ha hahhah i’m unwell
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im 28 and just spent $40 at claires just had to get that off my chest
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when david starts including jasons kids in his vlogs
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when i see a text notification from matt before noon on a saturday i already start looking for zane
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so desperate to hang out w my friends that i’m listening to views
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HI SISTERSSSS
RT to be the next video's SISTER SHOUTOUT!
MAKEUP RELAY RACE ft. THE VLOG SQUAD IS NOW LIVE! Who's ready to race? 😬
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did kim kardashian west just change my entire life
Put them on a plate then in the microwave for 30 seconds and it will change your life! Melted on the inside and crunch on the outside
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"i did laundry all by myself natalie! i could have gotten hurt!" - david of course
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sit alone with my thoughts??? in THIS economy ??????
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another day another birth control pill taken w wine
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david: you’re SO sunburned. wow you look like ironman
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if i did reality house i think my biggest and only stressor would be not having my own room to sleep in
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does anyone else like to sleep in a sweatshirt once in a while bc it feels.....so...comforting ???
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i .....
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can anyone logically explain how those people just walked out of the capitol building like they were leaving an event??? how were they not arrested on the spot??? i would think it’s safe to assume breaking into the capital building breaks many federal laws ??
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you look.......exactly like me and corinna combined im....i....? what does this mean
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wait so after covid are kids gunna have to do school online when they get snow days instead of a day off OMG this is stressing me out and i’m 29
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@shanedawson
@Ryland_Adams
ok...but r u editing the jeffree series??? JUST KIDDING OBVIOUSLY CONGRATS!!!
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me zane and heath look different
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cant wait for david to get kylies skincare PR package so i can take it
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this is a real tweet im sorry how do people like him as a person this is a huge reason i love my friends no one is like this even the ones that are rich af AND GOT TESLAS AND G WAGONS OK HONEY ok but seriously what a douche
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i’m not very smart but one thing i do know for a FACT is that even the paparazzi team bryce
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omg how r people even comfortable i literally go to target w a mask on and i’m like i have it now
Diamond Lake in Cass County, Michigan just now:
A COVID-19 Petri dish...
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can every single person reading this right now PLS text 50409 and type “RESIST” to save net neutrality ?? unless u wanna pay for everything u use on the internet and prob won’t be able to use some of ur fav websites like youtube / netflix unless u pay extra ... takes 1 min
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u ever just wanna prepare ur therapist beforehand like listen u gunna HEAR it tomorrow
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bro u had 4 years to do this lol
We will have Healthcare which is FAR BETTER than ObamaCare, at a FAR LOWER COST - BIG PREMIUM REDUCTION. PEOPLE WITH PRE EXISTING CONDITIONS WILL BE PROTECTED AT AN EVEN HIGHER LEVEL THAN NOW. HIGHLY UNPOPULAR AND UNFAIR INDIVIDUAL MANDATE ALREADY TERMINATED. YOU’RE WELCOME!
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just watched and HOUR LONG video of vlogs best moments and i’m crying lmao i truly miss that weird ass chaos
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imagine being so stupid u storm the capitol building bc of your delusional political beliefs but now you’re arrested and can’t even vote now lmao
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when ur car gets stolen but u have vlog squad insurance
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i just bought my first home and realized the refrigerator makes CRUSHED ICE i’m SCREEAMINGNGNGGN
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so ur telling me if some people had scientists, doctors, epidemiologists, people who have dedicated their entire adult lives to research give u info u won’t believe them bc a group of ppl with no background in any of those tell them otherwise ??? this is a big ol problem
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if i posted a nighttime routine on youtube it would just be me scrubbing my face rly quick and then watching tiktok for 6 hours
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i guess i need a nintendo switch but they are out everywhere help
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can we get a livestream pls
Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming
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person: use "i" statements to take ownership for your feelings rather than implying that they are caused by another person
me: i think u suck
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bruce just said “wow that asshole in the G wagon” as it zoomed by and it was zane HHAAHAH
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i went to forever 21 by myself and ended up at a trump dance party w david and alex on accident
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well good thing i just ordered my next three months of birth control just incase it gets banned or something lol idk
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ZANE JUST ACCIDDENTALLY UPLOADED A 13 MIN VIDEO OF ME HIM AND ERIN TALKING AND IT WAS JUST RAW FOOTAGE THANK GOD NO TEA WAS SPILLED I HATE U ZANE
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vlog squad when david turns his camera on
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person: hey want to to go do this??
*me not wanting to*: ummm....YES
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me arriving at zanes: zane where is ur car
zane:....wait where IS my car ????
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