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Jake Harrison

@JakeHarrison__

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Hi my name is Jake and my pronouns are let me she/them tiddies.

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4 months
@kaceytron I’m gonna financially support the men you harassed.
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@Ninety7Bravo Her white father is a millionaire btw, you want to talk about some privilege.
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2 years
@hlshaken @PeltPieter @janzako @CinC_AFU Isn’t it hilarious these same people call everyone a Nazi (especially Trump supporters) for simply disagreeing with their political stance, yet when someone actually wears the swastika on their wrist, it’s “a symbol of good luck and prosperity”. Give me a fkn break.
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@LawyersAnd @Hwy41 @design2live Why would anyone be upset about immigrants? My parents are immigrants. This country was built on immigrants. The discourse as of late is on illegals which are not immigrants. There is a legal process to become a citizen.
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@caveagainfr @ArturSmiarowski Which is probably more than Concord, a game with a million dollar budget 🤣🤣🤣
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@timecaptales @historyinmemes I miss comedies like this 😭🤣🤣
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2 years
@lolbirdz1 @Morpheusresist What you’re describing is TikTok
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5 months
@ChidiNwatu @elonmusk “Unable to vote” and yet they do, illegally. Some get caught, millions don’t. Also I’m pretty sure illegals in New York and Maryland can vote now.
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@caringguy1957 @_wake_up_USA “A law that already exists” - nothing to see here folks.
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@JasDPS @pauljamil @MKBHD So she’s on tv every day, being viewed by thousands of people in your state daily? Why are you shocked she’s verified?
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@DYK_Daily @historyinmemes “You got a lotta nerve coming here!” 😂😂😂
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2 years
@EliErlick @ChayaRaichik10 "That's right, Libs of TikTok has a protagonist TRANS SHEEP in her book! 🥳" I love the confidence in this literal L of a tweet.
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@JakeHarrison__
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6 months
@ramseyboltin @LaurenWitzkeDE Did he get the attention he desperately wanted?
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11 months
@MaBiagiUS @RegalMill388 @dpatrikarakos @benshapiro @adamelmahrek No, I think he just wants to confirm the atrocity is real, smooth 🧠, that’s how evidence works.
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@SierraWhiskey9 Agree and also disagree, Mandalorian season 1/2 was good. But you're basically spot on.
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3 months
@emkenobi Point still valid, this is an attempt to deflect and it’s a bad one 🥱
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2 years
@1776ProjectPac @LisaMarieBoothe The school in Michigan denied this happened but admitted there are furries in that school, honestly I don’t know who to believe b/c at this stage nothing is surprising anymore. Still shocked people claim men can get pregnant.
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2 years
@libsoftiktok Let’s not forget Babylon Bee for standing their ground, not giving in to deleting their tweets.
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1 year
@Laxx_on @POTUS “Keep up the good work” 🤣
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@IGN Yikes
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@FlyoutChase I like how politely he said “get her out of here” 😂
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@dark_road_games @Rec_A_Dork They lack self awareness, core root of the issue. Also lack intelligence, the two work hand in hand.
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10 months
@ScarantinoX @ClownWorld_ This is why I buy a gas guzzling monster.
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@JakeHarrison__
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2 years
@KariLake Katie is cheating again, no wonder she didn’t feel the need to debate.
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1 year
@theofficialkaww @NotTheoJames84 @UltraAnomaly17 @POTUS We believe in “community notes” which can either be rated helpful or not. Classic liberal fact checkers gate keep the fact check so there is no room to fact check the fact checker. Nice try attempting to downplay this, unfortunately most of us have a brain 😊
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@THEPATRlARCHY Lol this like saying men don't like blowjobs, its a "porn thing".
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2 years
@JoyAthanasiou @imjdsharp @greg_price11 Condemn like this 👇🏻? Please clutch those pearls harder.
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9 months
@JeffreyCrescen1 @REHarrold @SpeakerMcCarthy The point is McCarthy lied and continues to be a disgrace to the GOP.
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1 year
@CatherineInFL @CarpeDonktum @CommunityNotes It’s been a full day and still no fact check, wow.
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1 year
@JoeMDuncan @EndWokeness I see men’s clothing. Oh wait, long hair makes you a girl? 🤡
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@CensoredMen Her son will be mocked when he gets older and his peers have pics/vids of his mom. Welcome to reality.
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9 months
@JustXAshton @TuckerCarlson Dude stop, this footage has been debunked already.
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@Oleh_Leosan @MarioNawfal Hypothetical nonsense based on nothing but fear mongering.
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@ErinFenwickOC @beinlibertarian What’s racist is Hawk Tuah Harris using her skin color like a new change of clothes to simply pander to African Americans, she thinks it only takes skin color to win the black vote instead of dropping formal policy plans that actually helps the black community.
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2 years
@APFactCheck If it’s “fact checked” it must be the opposite of what AP claims.
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@BainMichael @tattoosbyjon @EndWokeness We do think highly of ourselves, we kicked your ass in every war.
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1 year
@aknownhater @CarpeDonktum @JoeBiden @CommunityNotes I mean there was literally more than two sides, context matters. This is such a dead and debunked talking point, literally shocked there is no community notes on this one, lol consider yourself lucky for now.
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@NotK_US @carronJphillips I hope the family sues the fuck out of this dude LOL
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2 years
@Livefromreality @libsoftiktok @washingtonpost @elonmusk They want to “fix” free speech first, then they can “fix” the real world (sarcasm btw).
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@DeOppressoLibr_ @osint_69 @Yulia02012022 Lmao, I’ve never seen a Russian who looks remotely like this 🤣
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2 years
@Mustafa_jafar @908_paul @Morpheusresist True and he bought the most powerful communications tool in the world, ironically why the gov is going after Musk with “investigations” instead of Sam Bankman (who’s a Dem party donor…..oh it all makes sense now 😂).
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1 year
@determinedbatch @jordanbpeterson @MSNBC He reverted to “the” jokes sitting across from him
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1 year
@deafchipmunk @PeterHotez @voxdotcom It’s not about us wasting your time, it’s about Hotez currently wasting ours by not debating to defend his position, educating us if we are incorrect. Clearly there are discrepancies that need to be cleared up and that’s just a fact based on his own words in interviews.
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2 years
@SocratesBigBird “Firing on all cylinders”
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2 years
@GenX4Hill @thehill Another case of “anyone who doesn’t agree with my politics is a (insert ad hom)”.
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@THEPATRlARCHY So in a nutshell, you’re terrible at oral sex. Ok dude.
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1 year
@brwalsh17 @gatewaypundit I see a father who loves his daughter. Not sure how this even remotely compares to a stranger putting his lips on the back of someone’s daughter.
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2 years
@hegellacan1 @Heavymetalmonk1 @jacksonhinklle Exactly how I pictured it. I wonder if they will ever serve on the battlefield instead of slowing down global internet traffic.
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1 year
@therationalpost @ggreenwald They would report on it for more than a month, talk about how his rhetoric is causing mass depression and causing cancer patients to commit suicide. They would also call him racist, somehow tie cancer to African Americans and his fathers hotel in NYC. I should work for CNN.
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@fascicles @InvisibleCathy @JohnathanPerk Wtf this is wild, also why am I just now hearing about these discoveries?
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9 months
@LetsTheorize @dom_lucre She ruined the whole vibe with her lemon lips
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@ayimzay "Literal"
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1 year
@FiveTimesAugust @EndWokeness Back in the day traveling circuses would have you pay to see the freak show.
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@StolenValor1 Claiming you're a combat veteran when you are not is the very definition of stolen valor. Men/Women lose their lives in combat zones, not in air conditioned office cubicles in Italy.
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@MailePRMedia @harrisonjaime A white woman trying to decipher racism, that's on point for 2024.
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@LawyersAnd @design2live Showed this to my immigrant father, he laughed and said “legal or illegal”? 😂😂😂 #BidensBorderBloodbath
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@GW91722505 @TimRunsHisMouth Happy Trump re-election day* Fixed.
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3 months
@jess_starlinz @MightyKeef No IM dead, the only edit made was removing context that matters, y’all are desperate af 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@lfengland @ike_whit @Carmatta1 @TimRunsHisMouth @ITrust45 @elonmusk Go drink your prune juice Linda, the Price is Right is coming on soon.
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@HulkSmashStupid @TuckerCarlson Stay away from my kids.
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@BillyBobb398310 @Anc_Aesthetics @foofighters @WUTangKids What's hilarious is how Rage Against the Machine went from anti-government to pro-government just to stay relevant.
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2 years
@the3els Lol white trash? Apparently 80% of furries are white and the school never denied the furry accusation, only the litter box. The obsession with skin color strikes again.
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2 years
@ConsrvatvBaylee @libsoftiktok Biggest cry bully I’ve ever seen on this platform hands down. It’s embarrassing.
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1 year
@VonAllenSports @JackPosobiec You’re likely astonished because you lack education on the subject. Prots take L’s all day in debates against Catholic apologists.
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1 year
@schuttsm @Martel77777 @OldRowSwig Yet they don’t look remotely poor, I see a lot of fancy dresses, hair styles which I know cost $$ (I know, I have a wife), and most importantly they look happy. America is just an obese country, look at the data it’s no mystery.
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@arrow_stopple @Lukewearechange He’s wearing a camera, he died, his camera was picked up off his corpse, video uploaded. Very simple concept.
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2 years
@logicalpoet @elonmusk @Abdelhakdyne @jimmykimmel Build a rocket that can return from low orbit onto a platform that’s slightly larger that the rocket itself and then come talk to us about “respecting science”.
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1 year
@CitizenFreePres Unbelievable. How much more obvious can this two tier system of justice be? This really shocks me to the core because this is America we are talking about. When did it come to this?
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@DonLagoTV @DejaRu22 Back in the day lobster used to be peasant food, it was cheap as dirt and people were embarrassed to be seen eating it.
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@HoopsFan___ @Raybet_G4 @PicturesFoIder So he must be blind too because he’s walking in the street and clearly can see his shadow being projected by the headlights behind him.
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1 year
@uBF2fV1cVQxRjQo “Let me just end the recording even though they are still visible” 😂
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2 years
@MuchemiKimani1 They tried, they cried, they screamed and threw tantrums like little toddlers but it was all for nothing, I am still unvaxxed and will remain so.
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@ScarantinoX @ClownWorld_ About $45 every 2/3 weeks. I get 20/27mpg
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2 months
@Lacabra_Capital @BigSeanQ_ The “btw” drinking game will destroy my liver 🤣
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1 year
@aristovibing @LightWebsMPH @nypost Dude why are you being so heterophobic? You don’t know what I’ve been through, bigot.
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2 years
How is this even possible, 95% reporting on an almost perfect 50/50 split? I’ve never seen anything like this before. #LaurenBoebert #Frisch
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@Jeaia @TheRightMelissa @elonmusk “Not an ounce of truth to any of this” Ok.
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2 years
@Christa0003 @thetimes Anything to smear Donald Trump, obviously. The obsession for Trump is really disturbing at this point.
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2 years
@WSJ Remember when these people went by the term “public servants”?
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2 years
@Kardeshev1 @thatdayin1992 But they’ll buy this crap👇🏻, which says a lot 😂
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1 year
@FarAwayAndCozy @mtgreenee @FBI Wasn't Nick just recently on the Alex Jones show with both Kanye West and Ali Alexander? Lol that wasn't too long ago.
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@26_XJSL @Nksweeedy @Morbidful Yeah I’m sure it was a quick death considering we literally just heard them screaming over coms. Not to mention the accident report which itself falsifies your fictional story.
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2 years
@JCusAkk @hlshaken @PeltPieter @janzako @CinC_AFU I can’t manage to make the other symbols line up even with the image flipped and contrast enhanced. What bracelet is this and you must have the link, yeah?
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@WavyAllMighty @TwitRancher @Grummz Straight to cultural appropriation huh clown 🤣
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2 years
@Lamneth21 @libsoftiktok @Ms_Informatian Sweet mother of meat mountains 😩
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@redpill1492 Damn that was cringe 😂
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1 year
@AlexTTV_ @JackPosobiec All giddy and excited until
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1 year
@rwdrbr @KanekoaTheGreat @goddeketal Uh huh, I suppose this is one sided “Kremlin” propaganda too?
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@carronJphillips @Deadspin I might just follow just to watch you get dragged every day 😂
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1 year
@a__l__i__5 @elonmusk This one is prob the best I have seen all week.
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@blondebeanlover @TBYSTweet Is there a rule to not bring up retards who spew nonsense on the internet?
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2 years
@HeartofSoy @EndWokeness He’s one of yours, please re-claim him, we don’t accept your trash type.
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