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schrödinger’s cooter cat

@xannekix

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your unemployed friend on a tuesday

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@xannekix

1 year

i’m high & pretty

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4 years

aoc gon tweet “he is gone” tmw and get 5 million likes

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3 years

real

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2 years

if i tweet something & get no likes that just mean i’m the only real btch inna room. & im comfortable w that.

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4 years

n 40k rts

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9 months

stomach growling & u think an iced lemon loaf gon do the trick ?

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9 months

so if starbucks is the only place open and i’m hungry do y’all want me to starve genuinely lmk

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@xannekix

4 years

politician stans crying in my mentions please give it a rest 😭

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9 months

@cybergrla why am i in this post!! 😝

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@xannekix

4 years

wtf is a conservative ? what are you conserving ? oppression ????

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@xannekix

2 years

u didn’t have to waste time & resources on a study i could’ve told u that

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2 years

According to a new study conducted in the US, majority of Taylor Swift’s fans are identified as white millennials who live in the suburbs.

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2 years

no like i’m in tears

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@xannekix

2 years

they in the quotes saying b613 .. like ok babe u just didn’t like the show

ᴛᴀʏ 

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2 years

If you could erase any storyline from Scandal, which storyline would you get rid of?

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2 years

y’all better than me if i was hosting prefrosh i would just put on cocomelon & leave the room

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3 years

????

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3 years

it’s 70 degrees in feb & a snowstorm on friday we gon die

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@xannekix

4 months

u not a #real artist unless u was fighting gay allegations in the 80s and 90s

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4 months

happy pride month!🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

saying taylor swift a better singer than jazmine sullivan is laughable like literally put their music side by side & you’ll see how stupid that sounds

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2 years

Rolling Stone ranks Taylor Swift as the 102nd greatest singer of all time.

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3 years

grading a pset rn & someone did theirs on their notes app y’all i’m crying

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@xannekix

4 months

beyoncé gave y’all this level of energy onstage & much more in her 20s & 30s. meanwhile there has never & will never be a point in your life where u can do a tenth of what she does onstage for longer than ten minutes without passing out.

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4 years

so dominos just gon not slice my pizza ,

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@xannekix

1 year

if u was white saying ngga during the 2020 protests u a different type of racist like that’s that homegrown racism

by perfect 🔻

@lmp3rfect

1 year

Hey what’s this @HoneyBalenciaga

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1 year

@ZOEGRLA everybody looks like a black person to these new blacks

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@xannekix

3 years

if you went to catholic school in the bronx you stronger than the marines fr

𝑉𝑒𝑒:*ﾟ:༅｡

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3 years

like if you also survived

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9 months

baby go buy some groceries & stfu

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10 months

it’s time to defrost my girl ..

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4 years

@2broke4maccas “not you lying on the stand rn”

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@xannekix

2 years

this was dumb funny like i really turned it over to see if i wasn’t bugging

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@xannekix

4 years

so dominos just gon not slice my pizza ,

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@xannekix

1 year

happy gay month cuz yk i’m gay & stuff!

One of One 🎯

@Strictly4MyNgaz

1 year

Black LGBTQ on my TL, what’s your fav pic of yourself so far in 2023? I wanna see.

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@xannekix

3 years

this time next week i will be free

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@xannekix

4 years

any deadline that’s not 11:59pm is just ......... do you want me to beat your ass ???

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@xannekix

3 years

in my 20s era

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@xannekix

3 years

this is why i don’t take winter stans seriously bc see how y’all giggling & smiling when it’s warm in february

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@xannekix

1 year

imagine this yo bf

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@xannekix

3 years

tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit

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@xannekix

4 months

not a single color match mind u

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@navybih

4 months

I just noticed Fenty Hair’s packaging colors are like Rihanna’s childhood home 😭😩

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@xannekix

2 years

one thing abt me in a ess*y ? imma capitalize the B in Black & lowercase the w in white

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@xannekix

2 years

jazmine sullivan really said it’s not lions & tigers it’s these nggas

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1 year

& that’s a wrap!

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1 year

“how u knew i’m jamaican ?” - a ngga named eugene krabs

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@xannekix

8 months

y’all every time a 30 yr old accomplish something: “you’re never too OLD to achieve your dreams, just look at this OLD CRUSTY BTCH over here! old & abt to die & not useless 💕”

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@xannekix

2 years

my ice spice era

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@xannekix

3 years

when i ask ppl their year & they say ��academic ___ social ___” the battery in my brain dies

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@xannekix

4 years

i miss goin on field trips in elementary school cuz every time on the way back we’d pass my house n i’d say “hey that’s my house” and nobody would give a fuck

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2 years

yes we don’t got shit! don’t come.

TM 🍀

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2 years

So NY don’t have grocery stores? Yea I’m never going there lol

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3 years

WHITE snow ?? in BLACK history month ????

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@xannekix

1 year

these fools love to feign like these elite universities are a melting pot it be white ppl EVERYWHERE

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@xannekix

1 year

the way i screamed MUTE 😭😭😭 i was NOT fcking around

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1 year

since i got my degree , & i know every fckin thing!!

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@xannekix

6 months

y’all been disrespecting renny all night remember where the FUCK y’all came from ..

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6 months

RENAISSANCE GET OFF THE FLOOR

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6 months

when y’all were fake gagging on the tl at “think u the shit btch, u not even the fart,” u thought we .. believed u ?

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6 months

Can I publicly admit that I only liked Ice Spice because of Nicki Minaj. I think she’s a terrible rapper.

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2 years

god running out of ideas for lightskins

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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2 years

None of these women are the same person.

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1 year

she get money , her body tea , she supa thick , she supa pretty

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@xannekix

3 years

someone stole a sofa from kirkland basement ??? these ppl are unhinged 😭😭😭

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3 years

me currently as if i don’t got assignments & finals

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4 years

@SplashyStackss gotta be cinnamon toast crunch and banana laffy taffy

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4 years

@lol__joy a lot of spellman teachers were overt racists but , that’s a conversation for another day

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2 years

racially ambiguous queen

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3 years

no one: my brain all day: “IF YOURE GONNA LET ME DOWN, LET ME DOWN GENTLY”

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@xannekix

4 years

why my account balance drop every time i make a purchase

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3 years

giving christian boy fall

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10 months

her worst body of work. but u didn’t hear it from me

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@xannekix

2 years

500 word application essay who do they think i am maya angelou

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@xannekix

3 years

ooo this wind strong as hell if u 5’6 and under stay inside !!

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3 years

bitch it don’t look like this

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3 years

i just wanna spend at least one Christmas in New York🥺

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@xannekix

3 years

“my baby is 18 months old” just say he’s 3 😒

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@xannekix

2 years

the quotation marks are so funny bc literally no one ever said this

🇵🇸🧚🏽

@notcishet

2 years

“if u r nonverbal or selectively mute, never interact with another human being again bc not speaking is rude n ur going to make everybody uncomfortable” was a wild line of reasoning to read in 2023 lol

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2 years

& now we wait.

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3 years

i’ve come to the conclusion that i will not be taking classes this semester. will be cheering y’all on from the sidelines

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4 years

getting an still having to extension on an do the assignment assignment

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2 years

happy birthday gay ppl ❤️

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@xannekix

4 years

niggas chatting bout WAP and other sexually explicit songs talking bout “it’s gonna set a bad example for my kids.” is the song airing on nickelodeon ? tf it wasn’t made for kids 😂

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3 years

zoom school was really a wild place i would be booty butt naked in class

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10 months

jay z in ahap rehearsals in case he had to understudy:

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4 years

nineteen nigga 🥳

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@xannekix

2 years

“u can tell she biracial” no i actually cannot . like u btches need to get serious .

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@xannekix

4 years

put some respect on miss anna mae name for me please

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4 years

you get one chance for freedom, who you hiring?

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1 year

are u fcking dumb ?

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1 year

beyoncé .. ok girl!

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@xannekix

3 years

uc this , uc that , can’t uc this why y’all get no btches ?

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@xannekix

2 years

if u get hungry past 10pm don’t live in cambridge

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@xannekix

2 years

that newlywed couple on white lotus piss me off so bad. like .. did rachel like ever have a single conversation w that man before she married him ..? why she just now finding out he’s a loser

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@xannekix

3 years

y’all remember this spongebob episode on colorism in the fish community ?

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@xannekix

2 years

first song on the album called im that girl & u thought u was gon be sliding down the wall

🤎

@aleedreayn

2 years

@creationofkris i couldn’t finish it.. i was expecting “crying in the shower” vibes not “drag queen fashion show” 🥲

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@xannekix

3 years

got 100 on my physics midterm who want me

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@xannekix

4 years

“you be on twitter saying shit for likes” yeah um..... that’s the point ?

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@xannekix

2 years

couldn’t NOBODY play annalise keating but my girl viola

St. Vincent Price 🇵🇸

@muddaub

2 years

Name a character who absolutely COULD NOT have been played by any other actor. I'll start:

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2 years

IM DONE

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2 years

hi hotties

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11 months

ALIEN SUPERSTAR.

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3 years

we failed cymphonique.

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2 years

this photo is so camp. it gives main character which i am so

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1 year

the hair gon always eat!

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@xannekix

3 years

tiktok is dumb funny why one girl made a post saying she the only person in the world w her name & everyone in the comments saying they gon name they baby that 😭😭😭😭😭

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the way y’all infantilize disabled ppl. they both find it funny so why y’all seething 😭