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Woman. Homosexual. Crazy rat lady. Norm Macdonald superfan. Non-non-binary she/wee™️ #BEKINDyouworthlesspeasant

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@JadedLemonade
Jade Lemonade
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So was Lucifer
@SimplyShae13
Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆
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Trans women are God's perfect angels.
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@iris_frs Why would you ask how it's crickets? They've got nothing to do with this.
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Gutted I cannae watch this as I'll be busy shoving a Lego pirate ship up ma arsehole
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At Holyrood working on some things today! @OwenJones84 full sit-down interview with First Minister Humza Yousaf coming next week ... and some previews coming soon!
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@RoisinMichaux Wtf looks like Homer Simpson's eyeballs
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@ihateyoupe0ple @ShayWoulahan There's no way somebody paying for sex is guilty of the same crime as a r @pist
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The best episode of Corrie was the one where Hayley walked about the street with a 'lesbians love girl dick' sign, throwing around bottles of actual piss and crying because JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier.
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Remember that time Corrie had a trans character and it caused such a stir people refused to call her a woman, boycotted the programme and the whole country was in a toxic uproar about it. No me either. Simpler times.
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Imagine being so ugly you had to become an activist and campaign for people to have sex with you
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TERFs ‘r’ us ©️
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I see insane people.
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@troonytoons "Give her grace" pffft this guy thinks he's like Jesus of Nazareth
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How is it not conversion therapy when you're literally trying to convert someone from one sex to the other?
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@GoldsmithsSU This Man Can.
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...what?
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@bindelj Girls borrow each others underwear. Deal with it.
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Stop wanking on about transphobia, nobody cares about that word anymore.
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Had to say goodbye to my Peter 💔 Rest easy little man 🙏
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@Jebadoo2 Yeah but what if a wizard changed your body to the opposite sex without you asking? WHAT THEN?!
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"if trans women aren't women, why don't I look like a woman?"
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@LeilaMusic 'Hallelujah' is a Hebrew word
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For the love of God, please stop sharing that video of the guy pumping his diabolical asshole with petrol.
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@guardian You lying cowards.
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@Glinner We can all look forward to the day that they have to look back and wonder what the hell they were thinking. @Glinner won't have to 😊
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@nyx_nyx_nyx_666 Solid business advice for people who hate having customers.
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M Y L A U N D R Y I N N O N - B I O
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@Artofhunger75 "I wish I was more educated" Aye, it might help if you actually went to class.
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Nobody "deserves" to be a lesbian, you can't achieve lesbianism through lesbian deeds. They don't have a clue.
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if you exclude trans women from lesbianism you don’t deserve to be a lesbian just saying
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There's no such thing as female Hitler because he's a man and nobody can change sex. Also he's dead.
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stacy
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you cannot convince me she’s not female Hitler
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@bengalesbian They're obsessed with othering black women, it's relentless
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@eddiebolland He committed adolltery. Unforgivable.
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Galumphing Gorilla receives honorary degree from the University of My Balls Are Stuck to My Thigh Again.
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Rachel Levine receives honorary degree from Rutgers
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"Homosexual" is my word of the day. Every day! Until this shit blows over.
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The trans movement is trying to create a world where the term "homosexual" is seens as outdated. However the new suggested terms do not describe homosexuality. They have no word to describe exclusive same sex attraction. But sure, homosexuals aren't being erased, all is well
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@Cavakaggy @jk_rowling @ThePosieParker @MrsLouiseWS @dabooboo38 @Aja02537920 Hahaha but anybody can just say "hi, I'm non binary" and there's no way to refute that because it's imaginary anyway
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@maven_a65245 @ihateyoupe0ple @ShayWoulahan But are they the same as somebody holding a woman down and forcing themself onto them?
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@BBCNews I fail to see how this is news. It's always disappointing when somebody proves you wrong. Such is life.
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Why'd you turn replies off you yellow bellied, namby pamby, cowardy custard, chicken shits?
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ITV News
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‘Elite sport is over for me': Trans cyclist Emily Bridges on legal fight against competition ban, as @stevescott_itv reports
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I've just realised the word 'queer' has come full circle and just means 'weird' again.
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When your Twitter crush finally notices you ❤️
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I don't usually make posts about my personal life, but I do actually like beetroot.
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My work lanyard gets a lot of comments, and people spotting something on it and asking about it has started a lot of conversations
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Imagine criticizing the author of the best-selling series of all time on her handling of the plot 💅
@ClaudiaBoleyn
🇵🇸 Claudia Boleyn MA🌹Sapphic🌹she/her
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JK Rowling has lost the plot this morning I see.
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@ThomasWillett9 Keep crying Thomas.
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Are people actually easily offended, or is it rather that they just enjoy being offended and actively seek it out? 🤔
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I can't believe the next James Bond isn't gonna be a black trans disabled lesbian 🤬🤬🤬
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Surely You're Joking...
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Has he said yes yet? I'm a wee bit behind with this story. x
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Mimi when she sees a man
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@theyasminbenoit Hi. No one cares.
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@Cougarmania @IndiaWilloughby "With visibility comes understanding" Yes, yes it does. Please continue to reveal yourselves.
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@crit_gen Mumsnet Dearest
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Sisters 💓
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Overheard at my sister's: "Can ye no offer your granny an ice cream without calling her a dirty old slag?"
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Who fucking asked him?!
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Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio has used his platform to call upon the Scottish Government to declare the country a ‘rewilding nation’.
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Getting sick of the bear hate in this app.
@esjayXX
Suze: Real Dyke♀️♀️
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I wear my rainbow lanyard so that my fellow gaping arseholes feel safe basking in my odious bullshit 💖
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WTF?!!! Why am I blocked by the archbishop of the Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America?!!!!
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They're really walking around with this thinking the general public are gonna look and say "Damn, you know they make a good point."
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Second only to Jesus of Nazareth
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I'm absolutely exhausted with pity-begging perverts, and their crocodile tears, seeking sympathy from women. Mate, piss off and sort yourself out. You're not our responsibility.
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@CaelanConrad Yeah exactly, no wonder they didn't sell.
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The planet is SAVED 🙌
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Polis need to monitor your hatred, even if you've not committed a crime. Just so you don't go forgetting what a worthless PoS you truly are.
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Humza Yousaf supports police recording non-crime hate incidents.
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Anyway, look at this tiny sheep 🥲
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Vehicles instinctively know whether a driver is male or female, and will only vibrate accordingly.
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Claire Bear👁☘️🇮🇪 💜🤍💚 🫀
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I need to learn to drive….
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Yes, block homosexuals you scheming, slithering, snakeheaded sadists.
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@MarissaExdeath @daycare_lifer Real lesbians aren't men. Hope this helps 👍
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Who'd have thunk it?
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A trans activist drag queen is standing trial for 2019 charges related to the sexual abuse of a teen boy. Dwight Chisolm, also known as Sno Wight, was previously arrested while teaching dance to children in violation of his conditions as a sex offender.
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Stop asking Anna about her cock please, ladies. It's not very becoming.
@MWitlof13321
Maria Witlof 🦎
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Lesbians of the Netherlands, stop asking Anna about her c0ck on @Tinder 🔥
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When it's the 1,027th time today you've been called an extremist for refusing to lie.
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Cece
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Can't even tell someone to "eat shit" anymore, in case they think you're offering.
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So Terfs, how would you react to being “misgendered” by Himdia & bro? In a gif of course
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Papi sierra.
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So Terfs, how would you react to being “misgendered” by Himdia & bro? In a gif of course
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Who's that looking at the wall and are they okay?
@andrewlearmonth
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Humza Yousaf says he clearly underestimated the level of hurt and upset he caused Greens by scrapping the Bute House Agreement. He says he is standing down as party leader. Will continue as FM until new leader in place.
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Me at 17 (or whatever idk) just being orange and fucking fabulous 💅
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Me at 16/17 (trying so very hard.)
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@TheOnlyGuru @RobbieTravers Great video, she's letting us know yet again how different she is from men. Because she isn't a man.
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The cheeky girl herself 💖 Yes, I've had to tie the curtains up, I'm sure you cat owners understand.
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@PeterTatchell You changed your mind halfway through typing???
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@troonytoons Bet he wanks over the apologies
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@OakesMarianne I love your satire, Marianne. I almost thought you were a real therapist.
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Actual pure mad mental that we have to even utter the words "men shouldn't put their nipples in babies' mouths"
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@bearwithaplan @cbucksrules You're a real wordsmith.
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@troonytoons He barely passes as a primate
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@Centrefuter Old Spice™️ Girls
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@judgejules75 How are they getting the dead person's consent?
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@cbucksrules Funny how Big Pharma was always the bad guy... until nowww
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@helenstaniland Probably not as bad as a gaping surgical wound with actual rotting flesh but who am I...
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Imagine claiming white people are white, that's pure mad mental by the way.
@sairasameerarao
saira rao 🍉
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White queer people are still white. White disabled people are still white. White Jewish people are still white. It bears repeating daily.
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@authenticTERF Omg. If you can't recognise how creepy this is it's because you're also a creep 🤢🤢🤢
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@GenderGP This is so funny! Oh man, you kill me. You should do stand up 👏👏👏
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@SWR666 Yeah I know, it was mental. Protesters chatting about "girl dick" and such. What an embarrassment to Scotland.
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@cassiemoans_ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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When somebody bookmarks your post...
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ugh
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Pheasants are 'queer' and can 'change sex', says National Museum of Fucking Morons.
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Pheasants are 'queer' and can 'change sex', says museum
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@j4ppleby IT'S RIGHT FUCKIN' THERE!
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A Jade original ✍️
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Read some Philip K. Dick, you won't regret it 👌
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@terfasaurus My vagina is so long it has a moving walkway.
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@men_odins Pedophiles.
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No offense David but I've seen more meat on a salad
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Using only a GIF, what's it like inside your head?
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Using only a GIF, what's it like inside your head?
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@cbucksrules I usually get rejected. That's it, that's the end of the story.
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Can you believe this country wants to police identity politics whilst still caught up in its own identity crisis? The absolute brass neck of it.
@Effiedeans
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When you take away independence, the SNP is just poor government mixed with corruption & scandal. Why would even Scottish nationalists vote for that?
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@AudreyRoseBeav1 @EllisMacVey Waifu pillows don't count.
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