Jack the blue idiot
@Jack_Cobalt_fur
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blue dog, Minors BTFO, I really couldn't care less. truck stealer. 25 🤎 @africanwildgay 🤎
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Come friends, take a seat, relax, have a drink and forget about the worldly problems that oppose you.
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Well, that 70 dollars in fuel didn't get me very far 😕
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Another day, another furry sexual assault case, maybe Rubin was right
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Not technically my partner, but the closest thing I have to it, and I wouldn't have it be anyone else <3
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My favorite flavor of Twitter post is someone virtue signaling in real life and finding out that there's consequences.
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Me anytime I have to put something back on a truck
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Can you imagine if modern Fallout had this much expression in every dialogue, my God I Can Dream
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Actually Based as fuck
BREAKING: US Representatives AOC introduces bill to ban Congress from trading and owning stocks.
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Honestly terrifying to even consider
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I hate the East Coast
This is actually insane
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These comments are cancer, God forbid you eat food
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Digital dashboards are the worst thing to ever happen to vehicles
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I don't think I've ever had a friend just drop out if my life in an instant like that before. I liked them, I did, but I told them no, my heart is where it has been for years. Gone were the chat logs, blocked was Twitter. The last message "I loved you"
Fuck
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This is why I make so much money towing trucks, because these are the type of people we have driving them.
In cab cameras will tell the third part of stories most times. This situation could have been a lot worse than it ended up being.
I’ve seen these go many different ways and outcomes much worse.
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There are way too many paw shots in this animation, they knew what the hell they were doing
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@CLAUBLESHAHA
It's almost worse Imagining the Grim Reaper as somebody who actually cares and has feelings past just being the Grim reaper. It makes you feel bad for him just as much as it does the people he has to "take'
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This infuriates me to no end, 4-10? For taking three lives? You don't simply "accidentally" drive on the wrong side of the highway for over 20 SECONDS
NEW: Trucker who drove on the wrong side of a Nevada highway, killing three motorcyclists, has been sentenced to 4-10 years in prison
LClaude Rafiki, 29, an African immigrant caused a crash on March 23 that killed Owen Hart, 22, Athena Taylor, 21, and Jeremy Gebo, 44
Hart's
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Boys smell this, man smell that. Why Aren't we talking about That after shower scent. God damn stinkers
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Oh my God I just realized I booked a double flight on 9/11
That's why so many seats were open on the flight...
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The whole bridge is gone. I695 will be down for years.. my god
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What's this? Jack's all up in your face woofing in your ear! He's so excited to see you! Whatever could he be saying in dog speak!?
🎨:
@grumpyfart666
(Who did a freaking amazing job and I'm so so happy to have art by them!)🥰
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This is actually unironically based as fuck wow
Starting today, in Tennessee a person will be required to pay child support if they kill a parent while drunk driving.
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Come be my brinking buddy, I promise I'll only laugh and say dumb stuff 50% of the time, everytime! 😁
🎨:
@grumpyfart666
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>someone saying something very important to me
>my brain
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If you see this, drop a picture of yourself as the villain
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So I picked up a ych from
@fiuefey
the other day and I'm so very very happy with the outcome, I look amazing! And I seriously can't thank them enough for drawing me! Definitely give them a follow <3
(Look at my little beans ahhhhhhh)🥰🥰🥰
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Me and
@AfricanWildGay
bought some new leashes and wanted to "test" them.. I was nervous at first, but he always gives the best kisses so that faded immediately ☺️
I love my wild dog <3
Art by
@fiuefey
who I can't thank enough for drawing us again!
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Me listening to keep your rifle by your side knowing the original intentions for the song were completely opposite
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The worst part of my boss knowing that I'm a furry is anytime I take time off somewhere he asks "oh are you going to one of those furryfests"
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Okay but for real though, how many times are they going to have incidents with ospreys before they ground them permanently, I swear it's the most accident-prone vehicle in the entire military force
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#BREAKING
: The U.S. Navy has ordered the grounding of all military Osprey aircraft after eight service members died in a crash off Japan
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Me laying in bed listening to the hotel room next to me have the fucking loudest sex I've ever heard, at 3am
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Jack's not afraid to show off infront of his bunk mates..
And then he wonders why he's everyone's "favorite" 😅
Art by
@RictheCusco
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Damn right I served, I saw the red lights fly overhead my concealment, those damn automaton bolts missing me by inches. The smell of burnt flesh, and garbled voices coming from those damned bots.
I only made it out because SEAF never misses 😤😤😤
🎨:@/RictheCusco
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My payment for making the best burgers and hotdogs, a wild dog who brings me beer <3
I wouldn't have it any other way~
🎨:
@Dillpickle_9559
🐕:
@AfricanWildGay
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BRO IT GIVE MY BOY PANTIES UNDER HIS FLIGJT SUIT
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I wanted to get on the train with this cute outfit so I got two sets, seems
@AfricanWildGay
likes it too <3
🎨:
@fiuefey
Ps: I really really like how my hair was done in this omg, it's so big and soft looking 🥰🥰
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I will find this protein shake I will drink the entire fucking bottle
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Our world's going to become so fucking sanitized 🙄🙄
Unpopular opinion: Fireworks should be banned. They negatively affect people with PTSD, scare animals, are awful for the environment, and are just...too loud.
I like pretty lights as much as the next person, but the impact they have is not worth the visual enjoyment.
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Whelp I finally got my Aug picked up, got a nice case for it, threw the Canik in there too, a perfect range case!
😁😁
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@kanbar
@RealCandaceO
The fact you paid for an ad just so people would see your response more it's kind of pathetic lmao
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She was such a good little car don't know where all the stickers and big wheels came from though when I wrecked it🤭
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I am a dumb dog and I 100% accept that😇😇
Also single point slings go hard af
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@BNBaku2
My gosh making the mask deform to show emotion is so perfect
It's like people doing the same with Pyro in SFM 🤣🤣
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Man sure do got to love it when an artist that owes you art all the way from October of 2020 is too busy shitting out other more recent commissions and cope art to give you a refund or Draw the thing they owed you for over a year now
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I'm fucking stupid, and he's stupid cant get any better than that <3
@AfricanWildGay
🎨:
@Wolfsifi2
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Mfw I realize I'm to friendly and it's being taken as flirting.
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Me last night when I saw it start to get bright outside
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Mfw people continue to not look at the second post
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We done did it for Dale
This jackets actually amazing and I'm so glad I bought it
🥰
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Now that I've actually purchased an Aug I shall recreate this art, albeit I don't have the wild dog print suit but ill make do, I do want to cerakote an Aug to look like the one in the photo but idk if that's entirely possible , I'll figure it out <3
Artist @/RictheCusco
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@APOAPSlS
I'd be angry but I don't know what I expected when Twitter suggested this post to me
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#NewProfilePic
what yall think of Jack with glasses and his new piercing
😳
Art by
@Powerful_Darkuu
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I'm so glad it's taking me a full hour to go 22 miles, I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta I hate Atlanta
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Get yourself a wild dog you can get like this 🥴
There's like totally not more to this art I swear 😇
🎨:@/CrunchyKit_Kat
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Bro why can't I have a wild dog as a pet, or like a dog with Patterns so unique 😵💫😵💫
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I get a reality check of how close-minded Americans are when I talk to a Russian immigrant who's lived here for 16 years who is fearful of telling people he's from Russia because of current events, do people not understand that a majority of Russians don't support the war?
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"Can you believe they had a problem with me turning in my grandpa's old weapons into the police buy back"
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Mfw I left my truck keys at FWA in a friend's car and I'm incapable of doing my job until they get here
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My honest response when my friends ask what actually happens at furry conventions
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The dude I was towing just gave me a whole all watermelon, wtffff
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Come on kid, just a quick little adventure only 4 years, and you get free college! Just think of the amazing APR you'll get on that new 2024 Mustang!
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There's so many great things about having a little puppy, like the fact that I can pick him up and carry him around and the little kisses I get the whole time🥰
Seriously,
@AfricanWildGay
is the best little wild dog ever <3
Art by the amazing
@Dillpickle_9559
go commission him!
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