J.E. Hohenhauser✝️🏵️あ
@JHohenhauser
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| Dr/Cr | ✝️God's Greatest LARPer. 🏵️Lutheran Inquirer. ⬛️⬜️🟥 Proud Kaisertreu Larper. あ Azumanga Connoisseur. 🍌Tomo Takino's 28th Greatest Soldier.
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This honestly goes so hard
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You describe Luther looking like this and expect me to like him less?
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Saint Martin Luther of Eisleben, Doctor of the Church, Reformer of the Faith, Revered Opponent of Corruption, point us beggars to Christ.
Hey Protestants… respect the title of SAINT, when referring to Saints. Have some respect.
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Here it is, folks, the Luther Slander Bingo Card. Use it boldly!
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Based on physiognomy alone, Luther will beat up Calvin in a fist-fight and is therefore the correct and superior.
Based purely off physiognomy, The Reformed Tradition is more correct than Lutheran Tradition
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@RCNonsense
Praying to Mary instead of God directly in hopes of having better odds of God granting your prayer reveals a lot about a person imo.
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@ExplosionMagicW
@bastardfalcon
Well, forgive me for crying because I won't be able to see, hold the hands, or hug my mother for another 50-69 years because of cancer, jackass.
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@LepaThewarrior
They say this as they send Catholic missionaries to the Philippines, a country famous for it's Catholicity in Asia.
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I shall be the first to use this. No bingo, but seven slanderous accusations warrants... something.
@JHohenhauser
Pride, schisma, gluttony, alcoholism, breaking vows and making others break vows, advocacy for death of others, too much stuff about poop in table talks, and advocacy to drown disabled children "Wechselbälger" make him quite the saint.
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Posts like these have the same energy of those muslim videos of cats not stepping on the koran because it's the "most holy and perfect word of God"
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Oh, 106 followers. Thank you, folk, I suppose.
I guess it's time to take that Azumanga denominations thing out of the backburner.
Here is a teaser for what's to come.
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@DrJordanBCooper
You know things are real when Dr. Cooper acknowledges Cr1TiKaL. This is peak.
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Reminded me of this drawing I made a week ago
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2/3rds of my research comes from
@KingOfSalt4
and his thread lol. If you haven't, read through it and follow him.
Pinned thread to gather my current & future threads debunking common myths about Martin Luther.
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So, I procrastinated studying until 2AM...
Exam day is tomorrow...
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I've also decided to join the Holy Apostolic Catholic Church after a dream of mine where my guardian angel told me to leave a Protestant Discord server. He then gave me a vision of Hell where Martin Luther is forced to argue against a credobaptist for eternity.
Submit to Rome 🇻🇦
After a lot of reading, study, and prayer I've decided to join the Russian Orthodox Church.
It is truly the faith of the Apostles.
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@estaenquesta
I'd include this into the slander bingo card, but I've genuinely never seen anyone say this before.
No, he died of illness.
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Why do I get to choose Papism twice?
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@StChad_1517
I'm not even a Lutheran catechumen yet, and the reason is that the nearest Lutheran church is above a mountain range of 4,810 feet above sea level.
If there was a Lutheran church in my town, I'd go there every single Sunday without a miss.
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Literally me (in 15 years)
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Single.
Good Christian Boy.
Wildly insecure.
Sometimes a cat
Do you find this attractive?
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@cozydissident
@L0calizeL1berty
Blud really called the guy who wrote "On the Jews and their lies," a Judeo-Christian ecumenist. Lol. Lmao, even.
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Post something random or else you will have a bad May
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marriage requirements
- Woman
- Lutheran, Anglican, or willing to convert
- at least 18
- at least one psychological disorder
- at least 30% as delusional as I am
- will viscously make fun of me
- willing to shitpost with me on discord
- willing to indulge my schizo rants
marriage requirements
- Woman
- Lutheran, or willing to convert
- 18 to 26 age range (I'm 20)
My loyal followers know what is coming.
-Shows love by biting me
-Insane
-Will not judge me for buying old guns
-Will encourage me to buy old guns
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Two days away from my birthday, and I've bitten the blackpill.
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Pfp + Your flag
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@MedievalBonker
@franfran2424
@ZShakerCentral
Care to explain why you have a picture of a man fingering himself?
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I'm a Filipino Evangelical Catholic ✝️
Favorite videogame growing up: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
My music: Citypop, Doo-wop, Country
Hobbies: gaming, drawing, reading, casual racism
MY TOP 3 favorite countries:
🇺🇸🇩🇪🇯🇵
Countries I dislike the most:
🇨🇳🇮🇱🇯🇵
I'm a Polish Evangelical Catholic ✝️🏵️
Favorite videogame growing up: Battlefield 3
My music: Russian Post-Punk
Hobbies: Running, scale modeling, aviation photography, painting, analog tech
MY TOP 3 favourite countries:
🇵🇱🇨🇿🇱🇻
Countries I dislike the most:
🇷🇺🇮🇱🇨🇦
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The upper middle flag looks nice. I support it.
In 2001, an artist from Gdansk claimed the Polish flag is "outdated, obsolete and irrelevant in present day's reality" so he created these proposals for the third Polish Republic.
Black was going to be the third national color of Poland, for whatever reason
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I'd have an easier time being Presbyterian or Anglican than being an Evangelical Catholic.
Why did our Lutheran missionaries decide to start churches everywhere in the boonies and completely avoid the population centers in the lowlands?
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speak: 🇵🇭🇬🇧 (very, very limited 🇩🇪)
learning: -
I'd like to learn: 🇩🇪🇪🇸
I'd like to relearn: -
my inner voice: 🇬🇧
my music: 🇬🇧🇯🇵🇩🇪🇷🇺🇪🇸
I read books in: 🇬🇧
I watch movies/series in: 🇬🇧🇯🇵
I swear in: 🇬🇧🇩🇪
speak: 🇮🇩🇬🇧
learning: 🇯🇵🇳🇱
I'd like to learn: 🇻🇦🇮🇹🇬🇷
I'd like to relearn: -
my inner voice: 🇮🇩🇬🇧
my music: 🌐(but majority 🇬🇧 and 🇯🇵)
I read books in: 🇬🇧
I watch movies/series in: 🇬🇧
I swear in: 🇮🇩🇬🇧
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A group that claims to fight for the working class while extorting miners and burning down subsistence farms is nothing more than a band of bandits.
Death to the CPP terrorists. Death to the NPA bandits.
Share and say your country if you hate communism
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@AzudaiohBot
Tomo's unsatiable urge to harass her friends is, in a way, admirable to a certain extent.
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@AzudaiohBot
She needs to distract herself from her personal flaws and shortcomings, that's why.
(Literally Saul Goodman)
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@ExtremistNo4
If you find mentally ill Lutheran shitposters, tell and leave some for me, will ya?
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@xingtemplars
I am convinced that this guy doesn't know jack about Lutheran theology or protestant history.
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@AzudaiohBot
Notice Tomo's distance from the group. This symbolizes the status of her relationship with each member, with the other azumangers. Kagura is the farthest, representing their rivalry, and Osaka's proximity conveying a deep yet sometimes tumultuous friendship.
Bravo, Kiyohiko.
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I am never gonna live down that time I answered my professor's question, "What is your vice?" with "Casual Racism."
The IT folks I take Ethics class with is still teasing me for it.
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@CathCowboy
@gizmorazaar
@Monsieur2222
The fact that you sent that meme means that you are either ignorant of the history of the Reformation, misinformed by bad actors, or are blatantly lying about Luther leaves you completely unfit to discuss this. Please stop bearing false witness to fellow Christians and repent.
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Offer your prayers harder! They're gods, after all. Either they're daydreaming or are relieving themselves. Or they're afk. Or perhaps they're asleep and need to be awakened.
We will never win without the help of the Gods. Our success is entirely dependent on Their favor.
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I gaslit my classmates into thinking I'm an autistic schizophrenic.
Honestly don't know if this is a W kr an L.
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>feeling sleep deprived despite 6-8 hours of sleep, had to abuse energy shots again
>spilled coffee on uniform
>20 minute drive home turned into 1 hour commute due to traffic
>lost 50 PhP for no reason
It's so over, actually. We were never back.
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I guess we now know what Jesus answered when the inevitable question of "Who do you like more, mommy or daddy?" was asked.
“There is no evidence Mary would EVER be in Heaven. She’s dead in the ground like everyone else.” 😒
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@RevivedThoughts
Sure, Knox had some spicy writings, but does he have a site dedicated solely to his insults?
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