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Dog is Brazos, I stole him from Twitter. Texas Aggie. A person in persuit of soft things. (she/her)

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This old McDonald's is now a farm.
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Flock of sheep visit empty McDonald's restaurant during lockdown
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@barrybongss2 @BitchWithA_W "hey could you stop existing? my boyfriend is aware of your existence and it makes me uncomfortable."
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@AITA_reddit I AM LIVID. Two men just decided what she could and could not handle and conspired against her. I WONDER WHY WOMEN FEEL LIKE THEY AREN'T TREATED FAIRLY AT WORK.
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@slamastack I don't understand how a 3 times married person who also "dated" many different women (sometimes while he was married) is more pious in comparison to a single woman who dated some pretty significant people who then has been happily married for some time now.
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@F00LINTHEZ00 @MaybeACrook This is the highest pie should go. (Bluebonnet Cafe, Marble Falls, TX)
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@TabbyKeats @bromocontendere Hate when I leave my eggs around the place and they just get everywhere. Babies implanting all over the place.
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@AITA_reddit NTA. First surprises suck. If you don't get the right reaction, you did it wrong. He should have done something like "I'm sorry I forgot! We can do dinner at six!" but making her feel it was unimportant was such a shit thing to do. She cried. Who just let's their wife cry?
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B E Y O N C É I S P R E G N A N T W I T H Texas lost to Kansas at football W I N S
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@ChromeToasterI @deathbybadger They had to save the babies bc that ended up being the starting point of why her character existed Now for the convoluted reasons why Leia is a high profile royal and why they hid Luke on the same planet his father is from with his dad's only living relatives and named SKYWALKER
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@MusicOfLee @ThreatNotation It's fun when you realize the composer has no idea how your instrument works.
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@AITA_reddit It's your duty as a tall being to help shorter beings with 2 seconds of your time.
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@kumailn Hey why don't you stay out of politics and stick to being a resident of this country who is entitled to have an opinion on how it is governed.
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@redditships Awww. Okay like he's young and inexperienced and his friend shouldn't have said the made up thing. He needs someone to be straight and plain with him. He had a question and trusted his friend.
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@redditships People saying he's sheltered. SHELTERED FROM WHAT? Stoves and the concept of heat?
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@fivefifths @Nicole_Cliffe especially poor *children* don't sleep. They often have to sleep in noisy or unstable environments. and then deal with the financial stress their families carry. Rich people brag about not sleeping because they could be sleeping if they wanted to.
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@AITA_reddit NO. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS.
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@AITA_reddit I was like, maybe Logan is autistic and isn't picking up on people's cues. By the end I'm thinking, Logan could be autistic but he's for sure an asshole. Why would you read a whole wiki article for the sole purpose of ruining a book for someone??
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@cons_owned Can he chose between whatever his job is and being a daddy so I don't have to hear from him anymore?
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@ivfilmz @BitchWithA_W @fiImsus uh ohhhhh But I have a clear phone case to show off how my phone is a rainbow ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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@AITA_reddit HOW ARE MEN? Why do they make these "bets"? Why are there so many of them?? Why do they hold themselves to such integrity but only in this aspect? Is this because we don't have dueling anymore? It feels like it. Let's bring that back so the dumb men just hurt each other.
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See if this was American football you could use your hands and pick it up.
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It says Beat The Hell Outta fires....
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@RottenInDenmark Maybe I'm just not of that generation but like him and the comedians around him have always had this vibe? Like for a long time *they* were at the bottom so everything was punching up. Now they don't get how much power they have that nearly everything is punching down.
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@lilibet1968 @kumailn That's the joke... Everyone who lives in America has the right to criticize it...
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Best sign.
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@AITA_reddit His new dating profile says "I want a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously and knows how to take a joke".
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@AITA_reddit Therapy. Therapy. Therapy. This guy needs to work some stuff out.
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@redditships "I tried really hard not to get involved with her" Like how was this not achieved? do you know how many 18 year olds I've avoided dating? Literally all of them. I do not understand people who are like "I TRIED BUT I COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM THE YOUTH" Damn that's creepy.
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@shanemanner @zplerhop @bookssarahcats Everyone knows Delaware is made up by the government to provide tax shelters for corporations. Delaware is technically just a storage warehouse full of filing cabinets to provide an address for every American Corporation.
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@S_Insley_H this woman found a way to eat and make $100,000. This is hero status.
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@gingerxdoll @BitchWithA_W No one take away the lying down position. Women are so tired. Let us have this.
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THEY TOOK DOWN THE PICTURES. Screenshots are forever tho, realtor. The house is being sold as furnished so way to not be honest with people who are just gonna show up to this basement like, "oh wow a home gym AND WHAT IS THAT?"
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@AITA_reddit This is the kind of thing you're allowed to hold a grudge for the rest of your life. Also omg how do you not admonish the cheaters and stand by your daughter who just had her life messed up by her own sister and husband.
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"We don't believe in hallways."
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@BiologyCarly It terrified me so much as a 21 year old that for the next six months I only wore boring beige nail polish. Then I realized how stupid that was and now I wear what I want and what I want is all the colors. It is such a small part of your body, who fucking cares what color it is?
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@elleryrjones @BrandyLJensen I hear a homeowner with generational wealth complaining here.
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@nojuan_especial @BrandyBeansH "I can't address my emotions so here's a casserole." "WOW well we can work on expression later but this is a good work around."
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@redditships "he's in an open marriage but his wife is not aware" okay that's not an open marriage. That's just cheating.
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Fish Camp still refusing to use orange as a color even when they add more camps is great.
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@S_Insley_H something tells me it was more like this: "Oh with a new baby I'm probably not going to have time to write as much anymore." "But I have a great idea that I can do on my lunch break while shoving a sandwich in my mouth. It will provide for my new child!"
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Boeing CEO David Calhoun is being raked over the coals by the Senate right now. He's making $32.8 million this year. Josh Hawley asks him "What is it you get paid to do exactly?" The CEO struggles to answer.
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@flordefandom @AITA_reddit Her getting upset about his plastic straw usage by throwing them into the environment does seem like a great metaphor for this eco-performance movement.
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@redditships What a strange strange man... Why the fuck would you do this? Logical normal people would have probably asked their wife or just the person to clarify it. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED FINE IF NORMAL HUMANS WERE INVOLVED. Why try and torment someone like this?
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@AITA_reddit there should be a changing table in the men's room. I would have just been like "oh, there's a dude here, oh he's using the changing table because there's a baby, oh look none of my business he's not doing anything bad whatever"
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@ThreatNotation Ironic they called it a pianoforte when it can't piano<forte.
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@AITA_reddit 5 months is too soon to meet parents??? Like buddy you're 22, you're still in the age bracket where you see parents all the time still because they are just there. "Yeah 5 mos is too soon, better wait 6 weeks until this guy is dead so I can avoid the whole thing." JUST SAY HI
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@CartoonsHateHer @zerodarknerdy2 well well all have some Lesbian family members tbh.
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@briskide @redditships substitute father is kinda on the nose, right?
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@AITA_reddit YTA without reading.
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@downix @lmansley Lol I think it is supposed to feel dated. She's scouring the internet and finds this old website that has clues. Haha
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@Missy_E36 @RvTeacher493 so if you give every child who doesn't have a charge of 97% on their tablet a detention, doesn't that just waste the time of the administrators, students and parents when every kid has to go through detention at some point?
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@zplerhop @shanemanner @bookssarahcats it's a cover up to keep you from seeking out delaware.
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@JAC_OnTheBrazos
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@hankgreen I got a straw despenser for my teacher and filled with pencils. I chose the old diner kind but the big industrial ones are good too. She still reminds me about it every year. It was neat but practical to be in her room. Also free pencils lol.
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@Nicole_Cliffe I don't understand complex thoughts in French but I know to come running if someone says 'croissant'.
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@ashleyn1cole Well now this mug seems way more confrontational than it was before. I would like them to be on the shelf next to each other and watch the moral delimas happen.
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Y'all are gonna find out that the hot guy behind pottinger is some republican that thinks interracial marriage should be a decision left to the states.
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@AITA_reddit Stop marrying these kinds of men. They don't magically change because of a wedding or having a baby. These are the guys on dating apps that say "girls need to be able to take a joke." because their jokes aren't funny.
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@gofinurself @sejaltrainxtra @HRDudette She's trying to cover up the rampant mother crime.
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@LiveFromNYC_ @CC_Lib01 @noradominick Hello strangers, I am here to notify you that Ghost was spotted in the next time on.
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@Stay_Basedd @JTP___ @itsjistniz @actatumonline Delaware is actually fictional. It's only a self storage unit that contains file cabinets so corporations can have an address.
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@AITA_reddit Y'all saying that she should have told him: you know you don't disclose your run money with someone you suspect would be financially abusive, right? the whole point is that you have money that they can't touch. women have done this for generations in coffee cans hidden away.
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@nut_fire @BitchWithA_W Anyone else have the urge to defend anyone your mother is complaining about because it's unfair and unwarranted??? I'll be over here standing up for people I don't even like because she is making these terrible assumptions all the time.
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@AITA_reddit So are we allowed to bring up how this man took a 19 year old girl and tried to make her financially reliant on her as possible so she would have to turn to him for everything? I bet her family is glad she's back home away from him.
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@AITA_reddit People who keep putting kids aside for their marriage are squicky. Kids did not ask to be here and they literally only have you. You owe them your devotion. If your spouse isn't on board for that, don't have kids with them.
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@BrandyLJensen I think they got 1 person as a rescue. Everyone else was the diplomatic exchange. Why aren't they doing the most successful method of retrieving people that happens to be the method with the least loss of life.
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@redditships Also OP is 1000% a white woman who tolerated this because she was privileged enough to ignore his political views. Also Jesus what did you talk about the last 4 years?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU EVEN CHEAT ON THE BAR EXAM. LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? HIDE A WHOLE SET OF LAW TEXT BOOKS IN THE BATHROOM AND DO RESEARCH?
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@AITA_reddit TUBS BELONGS TO ANNE NOW.
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@AITA_reddit "He does not want to change his body" OH REALLY YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BODY TO CHANGE. I WONDER IF YOUR WIFE KNOWS ABOUT BODY CHANGES????
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@UniofNewcastle This happened during my graduation. My university makes sure it never happens again instead of posting it for interactions. He took away a moment for not just one of your students but the others there as well. Don't encourage diminishing your students accomplishments.
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@RottenInDenmark A FAT GIRL IS 130 TO 140 POUNDS? FFS 100% am convinced that most men do not know how to estimate how much someone weighs based off of them wanting women who are 5'10" and 110 pounds.
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lol someone called Abcde's mom Alphabecky and I can't.
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I have now finished one of my favorite Texan's excellent book, What Unites Us. I recommend it to anyone who has given thought to our country. It's a beautiful reflection of where we have been, are now and what we need in the future. Thank you for writing this, @DanRather !
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@dog_rates Coincidence???
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@Whataburger Corpus' biggest icons.
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@AITA_reddit Little girl's dad should have sole custody. How can any parent think that a client is more important? She was even given the opportunity to go. This is so awful I don't even have time to reflect on how having your 20 year your senior boss be your boyfriend.
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@AITA_reddit This is the kind of shit that terrible pitbull owners do. They will starve the dog of affection to make them "tougher". All you get is a dog who doesn't understand people and will be awful to have around Hire a security guard for your house or something. Don't abuse the dog.
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@redditships break up with this woman so she can be free of you.
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@AITA_reddit ooo a fun case of "how can I make this thing that's not about me, about me?"
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@AITA_reddit A case for the end of open floor plans. Bring back walls 2020.
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@BiologyCarly At a college interview I wore a fuchsia shirt so I matched the nail polish to be PRETTY. of the TWENTY people who interviewed me I got glowing reviews except for the program director that said my nails were inappropriate.
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@WhiteWolfEm @TimeIsNotGiven @AITA_reddit Nope. She would have been 20 when this baby was made and babies are not usually made on the first date. 20 years old and 35 years old is not the same as 40 and 55.
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@AITA_reddit Did a tik tok write this?
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@AITA_reddit ummm pretty sure you go over to visit your girlfriend to visit your girlfriend, not to eat her food. If it bothered you so much, order a pizza or something. dang. Stop dating people you don't actually want to be around.
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@AITA_reddit Good lord. 1) he thinks men can't bond with babies if they don't see them emerge from the womb? 2) if she wants drugs, give her drugs. He can't "overrule" a patient in pain 3) fuck off about her mother caring more about her own daughter 4) wow this is a trend? I'm so surprised.
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@redditships Anyway OP should pack his bags and find someone he can rely on to leave in the house by themselves. This 24 year old man needs some life skill classes.
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@lusignanmermaid @MamaCoffeeCat Ooo I should tell you about prescription savings cards. I have a medicine that is $30,000. Yeah. WITH my insurance it drops it to $1970. And I have to agree to pay that for them to ship it BEFORE they apply a savings card that covers the balance but if it doesn't I owe!
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@redditships This is why we don't fuck conservatives. He never thought you were a real person he had to listen to. Bc if he had, even if he was some "fiscal conservative" he would listen to you and respect you. I know this man and you should have gotten a new bf after HS sophomore year.
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@AITA_reddit THESE PEOPLE MUST BE PROPERLY SHAMED. Like it's a dog but I get annoyed at people who make their kid's life more difficult for no good reason by taking a common name and butchering it all to hell to be uNiQuE.
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@AITA_reddit why are men so damn fragile while they are the ones harming women? I don't get it. Woman with literal injuries and a now justifiably nervous disposition in the kitchen: "Please stop assaulting me when I'm cooking." Man: "YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, KITCHEN WENCH I GROPE!"
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@AITA_reddit *Woman tries method to avoid awful men* *awful man is annoyed at plan to avoid other awful men instead of being mad at other awful men* IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE, GIRL.
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@ParkerMolloy Oh shit what if they were allowing Gorka to practice medicine on them....
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@JosieBrendaA @thebrainofchris @BonneMillie I loved that they didn't show or mention trump by name but had Steve Carrell get text messages from him that were very in character. haha. They handled that really well.
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@AITA_reddit Are we going to address that she's just her dad's girlfriend, not her stepmother? What 18 year old is going to treat someone 9 years older than her as an authority figure?
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@AITA_reddit lol everyone in that department is talking about this guy. I would like him to file a complaint and have just a stream of higher ups say "wow that really was a dick move"
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@AITA_reddit Reddit is like "omg why don't you TALK TO EACH OTHER." And this woman very clearly states out who/what/where/why/how this upsets her AND YET.
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@Nicole_Cliffe let's assume all the famous men are awful and when they die we can assess if they were actually good. It would save time.
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