King SJ
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Yamal was TWO when Harry Kane made his professional debut. He’s completed his entire school education and won a trophy before Harry Kane.
Let that sink in
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Didn’t even realise MP’s get a £25 per day food allowance.
£125 per week
£1300 per year ( per person)
£845,000 per year for all MP’s
£800k + of our taxes go towards feeding MP’s on £80k a year while children go hungry. If that doesn’t bother you then you have a problem
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Report him for a data breach and get your money back otherwise ask for the 3% of the company’s profit for the last year since you didn’t consent to your data being used for his own personal gain
A bailiff took 8bills off me for a parking ticket and then messaged me that night asking me on a date????????
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You lot I am so embarrassed. It was my boys birthday dinner thinking he booked the whole floor. I went around and greeted every elder to find out that we were only one small table….. I literally just prostrated and greeted over 50 strangers in Enish Lewisham for no reason 😭😭😭
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GUYS I AM SCREAMING LOOK AT WHAT SOMEONE ASKED A RECRUITER ON LINKEDIN TODAY 😂😂😂😂😂
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Asked him about Aubameyang and he smiled and told me he couldn’t tell me 😳😳😳😳
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Good morning.
- We’re still in a pandemic so be sensible.
- Consent is imperative in every situation.
- Black lives matter today, tomorrow and everyday after that
- Check on your peers mental health because things are overwhelming and we’re all human.
Stay Blessed
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You’re gonna be wifed by yours truly before 2020 finishes since I’ve been paying tithes and prayed on this daily. You don’t realise it yet but I’m due to become the LOYL. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
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I was considering doing a weekend in a different city. Picked Manchester. So looked at costs:
Train: £78
Accommodation: £347
Spending money: £350
Total: £775 for two days in the U.K.
Tbh this is a BUMP
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This day was also crazy
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter
1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum
2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed
3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something
4. £7 saga “should I spark him”
I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Started a bachelor then grew up and became a master. Official an MSc graduate 😌
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Sam Obisanya knew ball
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I’m adding to this. My man was in nappies. As in he wasn’t fully potty trained and patterned up before Harry Kane….
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I’m being deadly serious about this but if you follow my TikTok I can tell you some great stories including the time I flew to Croatia to get vaccinated because my return ticket was £8.39 which was cheaper than a day pass on my oyster….
TikTok/Insta: KingSJLDN
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This one as well
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter
1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum
2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed
3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something
4. £7 saga “should I spark him”
I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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“
@DJQDEX
: I will buy this dress for my woman 😍😍😍
http://t.co/pwujKOgfdj”
buy what dress? Fam you owe me money 😂😂😂
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Started my new role in Feb in cybersecurity where I was meant to be on probation until August. First corporate role in the city and being a young black male it was daunting.
They signed off my probation early yesterday.
🥹
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@maryandfrens
They just watched me and didn’t even tell me. I’m ordering a platter and charging it to their bill
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TW: SA
Illegal streaming of the premier league. = 6 years
Child porn and sexual abuse = 16 months.
Ladies and gentlemen, the U.K. Justice system.
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OMG THIS ONE AS WELL
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter
1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum
2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed
3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something
4. £7 saga “should I spark him”
I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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I love it when you see the look on an artists face when they truly deep how valued their music is actually makes my heart warm. You could see man was like “Raaaa swear down” when he folded his arms
Burna Boy sold out 02 academy and this is the performance everybody is talking about 👑
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@Chanice_H12
That sounds like a healthy payout to me because that’s an invasion of privacy considering it’s your living space which you’re paying for. I’m not a lawyer though but you may have a case
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I’ve been applying for jobs but this time rather than just doing so aimlessly, I thought I would put God at the centre of my search. So I’ve been praying and fasting regarding this. I’ll be completely transparent about my journey since I think it’s really important to do so
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@Absolu1e
25 years apart. She still had the exact same jumper and she didn’t even mean to wear it on my birthday (this picture is old)
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WHATEVER THEY ASK FOR DONT GIVE IT TO THEM
🚨 | NEW: Parking wardens are set to STRIKE on the day of the King’s coronation - effectively putting the King’s route into “chaos”
[
@AvaSantina
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Couple things:
1. The rail system in this country needs to seriously be assessed and regulated because why is it cheaper to fly to Europe than to take the train elsewhere and the level of service is 4/10 at best. We’re mugs and being taken for a ride. We should riot tbh.
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You lot think it’s bad? Lol I had school Monday to SATURDAY. When we had away games THATS THE UNIFORM I HAD TO WEAR IN ENDS 😔😔😔😔
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When you're out with the Mandem and they tell you your ex looking buff these days
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@_ezeokolorie
Doesn’t have resits so may as well make the money for next years rent. Focused individual clearly
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+44 is the start of my number dm me for the other 10 since it’s evident you’re a 10 also 🤷🏿♂️
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@quessswho
Listen…. The same thing happened. Aunty came and said well done these times it was her 80th 🥺
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hmmmmmmm this is really good quality for someone who indecently exposed themselves. How about releasing the footage of the incident with Belly? Or you just going to sit there and expect us to believe there weren’t cameras that caught the incident
Recognise him?
Detectives investigating an indecent exposure on The Bakerloo Line think he may have information which could help.
More here 👉
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WOW after hearing this I’ve lost even more respect for Kanye naaaaa he’s done an absolute madness
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@LickshotLippy
Nope. This one is purely psychological. That 2020 season when he played with that shoulder injury throughout and barely played in the euros hurt? After he missed the penalty the abuse he got hit him HARD I think it’s the same with Sancho even… but no one’s deeped it.
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Ghana is the only place I can sleep for 4 hours and feel re-energised to be up for another 20. The UK is clearly just bad vibes
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Ok here’s a thread why this story is complete trash the sun represents such a shit level of journalism it constantly makes my blood boil
“My son plays for Arsenal but I'm homeless and sleep in a storage unit"
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Ask donny in your header nuh?
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Me: She likes me for me I don't need to lie to her
Inner me: Tell her you used to be a footballer and would have made it b4 you got injured
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When someone tells you about yourself and you fully deep they're right
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Don’t sleep on 29 btw
As a Follow on from this Barring the numbers 1-22 which number in football has the best collection of players attached to it?
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@Ro_Reveur
Raddison Blues are doing 8am check in with 8pm check out the following day charging only for one night. Thank me later X
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This is how women look back at it when your stroke game is dead
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“
@CandaceTooCute
: drop Daquan & get a Tom 😂
http://t.co/0sR878stZt”
look at your Avi? Can you afford to drop anyone? 😂
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You've done this 3 times in the last 4 hours the faves ain't gonna increase its enough
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This is the greed they speak of in the bible. How do you even sit down? 😂
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Public service announcement. If you spot this guy, rush him on sight. That’s it
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Hi
@piersmorgan
it’s great that you’re trying to rebrand and all but I think
@sterling7
and the rest of the black community would appreciate an apology for the gaslighting you led to tarnish his image and career for a prolonged period of time. We eagerly await your response.
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@brittkneetailor
You think it’s only 21 women? LOL it’s a lot more trust me. Too many are scared to come forward this guys been doing this shit world wide for AGES
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2. Hotel prices are also getting silly. People have been screaming “get out of london” but actually the prices are just as bad. They’re not competitive which is why going abroad is more appealing.
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@aystunz
I have seen this narrative pushed so much it’s infuriating. I genuinely feel that some females feel this way because the guys they want aren’t interested. There’s plenty of men that have love for dark skin women out there, as well as with common sense and a mind of their own
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Piers Morgan said on international women’s that he doesn’t believe Meghan’s mental state when she described herself as suicidal..... It’s 2021 and a woman’s word is still not taken as face value and being questioned on national television.
@ITV
you should be ashamed
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New job secured which is remote and no weekends and doesn’t interfere with my training schedule safe. New car/yard by the end of the year. God speed because I know he got me ✌🏿
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Stockholm (Sweden)
Travel: £60
Accommodation: £241
Spending Money: £350
Total: £650 (£125 cheaper)
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When Leanne and Mike cross paths at bloom this December it’s due to be lit I’m booking my flight now 😂😂😂
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Hey
@metpoliceuk
I appreciate you guys are feeling the strain during these unprecedented times but do you have a training manual to provide to your officers to not racial profile people during this time or will you continue to do so?
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Turkey banned the UK as well? BBL, teeth and hair transplant peopledem are on the ropes
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43. I got my full refund after you lied to police and everyone mate so ✌🏿️
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Wait when did this metamorphosis happen?????
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10. I have come to the conclusion that Chris Brown must be of Nigerian descent because no other breed of man is capable of such madness
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WHERE IS JAKE BALLARD
WHERE IS B613
WHERE IS HUCK
WHERE IS ELI POPE
SOMEONE BLOODY CALL OLIVIA POPE NOW TO FIX THIS
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Rashford had Boris on the ropes so much that he made sure he included free school meals
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Btw Tyson Gay ran 9.69 and didn’t win
Blake ran 9.75 and didn’t win. Do you know how FOUL that is 😂😂😂
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He walked so everyone else could run. I’ll never forget the solo run and the. Did press ups straight after a 400
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- May our mental health not decline during another lockdown.
- May every job be safe, more opportunities arise.
- For those seeking employment, get a new job.
- For us and our families remain safe and healthy.
In Jesus’ mighty name. Amen
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Guys I have a story to illustrate that age is but a number and maturity isn't universal
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Reporter: How does it feel for all of you to have been ban for doping at some point and still only win bronze?
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Do you know whats mad. The building you’re looking at was our dining hall. As in where we are all our meals
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I can’t lie this whole situation and British people’s behaviour is making me seriously re-evaluate if I can live here once this shit is over morons everywhere
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Adorable humble black man drives a mini everyone is happy. Same humble black man secures the bag? Instant problem. Deep rooted issues but make if this what you will
£235,000 a day. Tax free.
What first attracted you to the insanely wealthy Saudis, N’Golo?
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@ikeeyah_
I’m easy with my partner not driving tbh I like the idea of picking them up and dropping them home so I know they’re safe
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I can’t lie I don’t know why the story Lanez situation is a discussion. What excuse has a man got to shoot a woman? Let alone a woman unarmed? In a world which doesn’t protect black woman? But black men are asking for the “other side”.
I have no words
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Norway (Oslo)
Travel: £46
Accommodation: £300
Spending Money: £350
Total: £696 (£79cheaper than Manchester)
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Btw. In case you missed Mariam’s collection. Mandem if you’re doing eat out, help out may as well dress you’re WCW. It’s Wednesday so help out her wardrobe too
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Ovie’s excitement to see black people for the first time in weeks is priceless
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