killy
@lovefromkilla
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Hate fat children. Why u crying over food.
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I have a friend like this and then we don’t talk about it when we’re sober 😂❤️.
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Yes but by then it’s too late. Might as well finish the job.
Do women ever notice or acknowledge when they are moving crazy.
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Look what my colleague sent. How can I get caught on big big CCTV at work 😭😭😭
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Omg one time this guy dropped me home after a date and I came out my house the next morning and he was still outside my house sleeping in his car ?!!! Long story short he ended up sleeping outside my house for 3 days, I had to call some yutes to scare him because wtf.
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I need to start talking to younger guys. How can I say “do you like A Boogie?” he replied “yeah I don’t mind a little boogie every now and then” cryingggg😭😭.
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A bailiff took 8bills off me for a parking ticket and then messaged me that night asking me on a date????????.
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Monzo froze my account with 20k in it and emailed me local food banks… are they fucking stupid?.
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Post yourself in green immediately 🐍.
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I don’t understand when people have thick plaque in their teeth. Like how did it get to that?.
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Top shagger.
What do you think your neighbours think of you?.
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I asked for proof of payment cos his machine wasn’t working at the time. He sent me a full body mirror pic of him holding up the receipt.
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A friend told me her body count yesterday & I was in complete shock. 52 🤒.
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Everyday lightskin this lightskin that. Ur bitterness is embarrassing bruv.
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Home of the baddies! Rihanna, Kim K, Christina Milan, me🌚.
Christina Milian at the Emirates stadium enjoying The Arsenal last night 😍
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How can that babe have AirPods in whilst getting backshots 😂.
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I wore balenciagas to work and my manager said I think we’re paying you too much. Watch the shoe zone shewww I’m gonna wear tomorrow.
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@CobbySeth I got a dm from his gf like a week later saying she had kicked him out. It all made sense 😭😭😭.
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When I got my arsenal tattoo my mum asked if I was a lesbian. Imagine.
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Deep I parked my car in brick lane last night. I went to collect it this morning. It was stuck in the middle of a market, surrounded by stalls, clothes rails, everything 😂😂 only me.
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Do us a favour?
So after giving it the biggun to us all season, Arsenal now need little old West Ham to do them a favour . Not on your Nelly mate.
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But you’ll buss it open without a ring 😂.
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Have u lost ur mind? Sent me your postcode rn.
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Why does the sun make me want to drink loooool am I an alcoholic or.
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Ahead of it’s time, serious.
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He told me he was at “one baby shower” he weren’t trying disclose it was his baby shower. Men 😂.
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Telling yourself you’ll get petrol in the morning is poor decision making…anyways, I’ll get petrol in the morning 😂.
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I’ll never forget when I was beefing one girl. I gave her my postcode to fight and she asked me to go halves on petrol.
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If you’re on priv and I’ve followed then unfollowed… it’s because ur ugly.
Can’t believe people are still doing the follow and unfollow ting on insta to make their page look good 🤣 saddos.
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I was 19/20 living in Wembley and had to take out a 10k loan to pay my parking tickets 🤢🤢🤢🤢.
I just paid £685 in parking tickets I feel sick…I got 1 more left to pay and Dey can fuck off I’ll pay it tomorrow my card needs to breathe.
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Men are so funny LOOOOOL someone from my past called me out the blue and said “I miss that chicken shop near ur house”.
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Uno when you’re asked to bring a bottle, people will bring £5 wine but will drink off the henny 😂 so cheeky.
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Hate when people have no media. How do I know whether to reply to ur dm or not 😂.
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Onions scotch bonnet butter salt & pepper >>>>.
baked beans don’t need seasoning.
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Looool why are women so weird and possessive over their male family members.
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Does nobody drive or am I missing something?.
So don’t fight me yh but my casual sex girlies you mean none of your niggas pay for your transport 👀.
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Men are dm’ing me postcodes claiming they made it 😂😂😂.
Have u lost ur mind? Sent me your postcode rn.
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Acrylic nails? These new mums are done out here, sorry.
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Dubai??!!! We went Battersea dogs home dpmo.
Whatever happened to secondary school excursions?. Growing up there were yearly excursions to Dubai, Paris, etc. I hardly hear of those these days.
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Neeky people really irritate me uno 😂.
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One time I was cutting scotch bonnet and my ex try get freaky in the kitchen. I gave him that double hand gawk gawk. Long story short he wanted to go A&E.
I cut up scotch bonnet and went and rubbed my nose and my ear😵 my nose is blowing out fireee.
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I want to live inside them x.
How many times a week you wanna see your person?.
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A French man said to me “you nice for a girl from summerhouse” 😂😂😂.
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