Imanengineer
@Isolveissues
Followers
542
Following
380
Media
288
Statuses
10,659
Leader, Problem Solver, Developer, Hockey Player, Still building my skill stack. I like Engineering, Technology, Laughs and Humans (because they make me laugh)!
Texas, USA
Joined November 2016
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
James Earl Jones
• 731475 Tweets
iPhone
• 588075 Tweets
Haitian
• 561136 Tweets
Tyreek
• 174547 Tweets
Cops
• 164220 Tweets
SIEMPRE FURIA SCAGLIONE
• 132886 Tweets
Jets
• 117763 Tweets
#WWERaw
• 107387 Tweets
49ers
• 95100 Tweets
Yunes
• 88714 Tweets
ZEE PRUK BIRTHDAY
• 69967 Tweets
#MartinFierro
• 43841 Tweets
シーザリオ
• 41181 Tweets
Aaron Rodgers
• 35250 Tweets
対象作品
• 23912 Tweets
Jordan Mason
• 19009 Tweets
ガチャチケット
• 18955 Tweets
Purdy
• 17955 Tweets
性の対象
• 17618 Tweets
キスィズ
• 16767 Tweets
Deebo
• 15611 Tweets
Saleh
• 15608 Tweets
Niners
• 14983 Tweets
Gunther
• 14410 Tweets
Aiyuk
• 13359 Tweets
小林邦昭さん
• 11699 Tweets
飛霄将軍
• 10808 Tweets
@txsalth2o
ProTip for dealing with men. . . Tell them what you want directly and without ambiguity.
55
167
7K
@ScottAdamsSays
Q: "Who takes a laptop with their most personal information drops it off at a repair shop and never comes back for it?"
A: A drug addict. Someone who's life is wildly out of control. Someone who has huge amounts of disposable cash that doesn't consider the laptop of value.
12
21
341
@ScottAdamsSays
Once the vacuum is activated the water will rise In the pipe/tube until the height of the liquid exerts a force equal to the differential pressure between the atmosphere and vacuum source.
Assuming perfect vacuum and the liquid is water, the height will be ~34ft.
39
5
275
@ScottAdamsSays
@StephenKing
Once he takes an interest. . . he assembles a capable team to systematically break down the issues into solvable problems.
10
4
186
@johncardillo
Who?
Was that the guy who said not to wear masks?. . . Only to then recommend that we should all wear masks?
8
5
128
@annbauerwriter
Everyone's got some sh!t. . . sometimes you know what it is and sometime you don't.
4
2
154
@engineers_feed
Fill 5 Liter bucket
Pour the 5 L bucket into the 3 L bucket.
Stop when 3 L is full. 5 L bucket contains only 2 L.
Empty 3 L bucket.
Pour remaining 2 L into the 3 L bucket.
Refill 5 L bucket, then pour out just enough to fill the 3L.
4 L remains in 5 L bucket.
3
3
148
@PatrickRuffini
It's almost like our 'measures' don't have much control/influence over the virus.
8
2
96
@TheEliKlein
Kiddo is out on a quarantine because ‘not vaxxed’…pay no attention to the fact the current variant doesn’t care about the vax, and the kid has already had the virus.
6
3
122
@Matt_Will_Speak
@jason_howerton
@AirdCartoons
@JenGranholm
Refinery investments even small projects
can cost 10's of millions of $$$
can take 1-2 year to implement
and generally in breakeven 7-10 years
An investment now generally cannot meet immediate needs, and future ones may not be there.
5
2
129
@ScottAdamsSays
Mehdi's made the mistake. . . though we don't know if it's a mathematics error or a language error.
5
2
98
@n_illumined
@txsalth2o
Ok...just know that the probability of getting what you want is reduced.
3
0
73
@kate_freedomer
Most generic meds are manufactured in India and China.
There was a period of time in mid 2020 where it looked like it might change, though I don't think it materialized.
3
5
61
0
1
55
@DrEliDavid
@EnergyCynic
Would be interesting to see a Life Cycle Analysis:
Battery Production + Coal Electricity + Car + Disposal
vs
Gasoline Production + Car + Disposal
Emission control at the power plant should be better than at the tailpipe because of economies of scale.
5
4
45
@ScottAdamsSays
@JamesRisen1
Could there be at least one additional variable?
What's the median age for a registered Repub vs registered Democrat?
3
0
41
@andTheRegrets
@SpaceCityWX
@SchwartzChron
Start small scale. . . new construction should include buried utilities.
Then go block by block.
Houston 'soil' is likely some of the easiest material to burrow through.
2
1
42
@ScottAdamsSays
You may have still won your bet. . .
There's no evidence presented that Putin was first.
2
0
44
@thevivafrei
@CNN
@drsanjaygupta
Rate of change in quarterly profits?
That would qualify as an "emergency" to Moderna.
0
2
41
@ScottAdamsSays
I have it on good authority that if you just write down difficult to fact check data, people will inherently believe it because they want to. . . or they're lazy.
It looks the same.
1
1
42
@SKMorefield
@B_Holmer
It's a new twist on the local 5k in Australia!
Rugby experience helps...
2
2
34
@LeeHolly81
@realDonaldTrump
Irony --> CNN complaining about 'out of context' vs. their entire business model.
13
2
23
@thevivafrei
@AlbertBourla
@Rob_Roos
The 'speed of science' is not a standard marker that science would consider using. . .
3
3
36
@NHLtoHouston
Negative. . . Katy does not equal H-town.
You guys want a practice facility out there fine, though the games should be played downtown.
1
0
35
@stillgray
The cyclist's well being is fully dependent on dog walker's patience and self discipline.
Risky because you never know who just doesn't give a sh!t.
0
0
21
@elonmusk
@jordanbpeterson
@billmaher
@ScottAdamsSays
are you Elon's friend that believes the most ironic outcome is the most likely. . . because of The Simulation programming?
1
1
29
@ScottAdamsSays
It's a design feature, excellent for submarines, mining, and other industries where efficiency is a necessity!
2
0
31
@engineers_feed
That's 'Win-Win'. . .
I anticipate that employee drift toward being non-smokers.
In the US companies would win by having healthier employees and not having to pay increased health insurance claims.
0
0
31
@charliekirk11
It’s ok because there were less ‘banned words’ in the 90s. Lynching wasn’t on the list until Nov.2016.
2
2
23
@ScottAdamsSays
Louisiana had a rough week, though the folks there are tough and will bounce back quickly!
#Laura
0
0
14
@angrybklynmom
@txsalth2o
T is either a time traveler from the future . . . or just says lots of things & by probability some things workout.
You get to choose you're perspective.
51
0
26
@bricklaying69
@ScottAdamsSays
Of water...
It's because you depend on atmospheric pressure which is not super high.
Engineering solutions to move water into a tower use a pump that can go to much higher pressures.
Mr Wizard had a good demonstration on this in late 80s.
6
0
24
@LinaHidalgoTX
Americans don’t invest for a 200 year storm.
They could but they don’t.
This is not Green vs Natural Gas vs Nuclear... This is about the <1% of the time you need the capability.
5
1
25
@fasc1nate
The loader bangs out a set of push-ups around the 30 second mark... I'm pretty sure that's optional and not part of the standard procedure.
2
0
21
0
0
20
@txsalth2o
@DavidAFrench
Using real data is dangerous. . . it might not support the narrative.
0
0
22
@jordanbpeterson
Nuclear is likely a non/low carbon solution that's likely part of any future solution.
4
0
17
@TheUncommonist
@Rugged_Legacy
What an inefficient methodology.
Engineers and other humans must learn just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
1
0
15
@stillgray
Running with a mask is not recommended.
Though there is a non-zero number of runners that collapse at the finish line in the base case: (prior to mask wearing).
0
0
19
@Chad_WestReal
@ScottAdamsSays
Step by step procedure that we’ve violated at least the last two cycles in different locations.
0
0
18
@ScottAdamsSays
There's more than a single variable at play.
We don't have a Base Case - No Mask to know what the infections would be without the Masks.
We only have a Project Case - Mask Wearing (spotty as it may be)
The delta between the 2 cases would estimate the Mask impact.
6
0
17
@engineeringvids
An engineer wouldn't stand in the danger zone. . . If the plank fails there might be a worse issue than a truck stuck in the mud.
1
0
17
@ScottAdamsSays
Weird example of 'thinking past the sale'. . .
If they're worried about a third term have they already conceded a 2nd one?
0
3
11
@txsalth2o
@MarkALieberman
@educationweek
1 in 5 seems like an insanely high strike rate of 'Long Covid'. . . Depression worsened by the experience of the last few years is far more probable.
0
0
15
@realGeorgeHotz
@dicentra33
Maybe "Please reuse your towel because we need to maximize our margins."
Also "Our lounge is closed because of Covid [in 2022].
2
0
17
@engineers_feed
Its still true and engineers need to be able to make 'in the ball park' estimates immediately.
Having the calculator is nice but often there's so much variance in the real world data. . . you're estimate is sufficient. (Perhaps non-optimal. . . )
0
0
14
@piney_the
It’s disappointing logic and basic household finances are not taught in high school.
1
0
12
@stillgray
Significantly smaller behavioral issues were usually resolved by a Spock-like grip to the trapezius muscle in my experience.
1
0
18
@mmm_machiavelli
Which of the 10% of Americans that think they can beat an elephant have actually ever seen an elephant?
Same for the Lion folks.
7
0
14
Houston can work!
Dallas is ranked 3rd In attendance and Tampa is ranked 6th in attendance. Hockey can work in the south
#NHLHouston
#HoustonWantsHockey
#HoustonNeedsHockey
0
3
13
1
1
17
@AndrewHClark
Recommend to end government pensions first. . . that's 15 years overdue vs the private sector.
Once that's straight we can talk about optimizing the 401k situation.
Based on government efficiency I'd expect discussions to begin 2050-2055.
1
3
13
@UncvrngTheTruth
Have you tried to flush paper documents down a toilet?
That seems inefficient?
6
0
15
@BDHerren
@ScottAdamsSays
Conversions are burned into my 3 brain cells:
1 atm x 14.7 psi/1 atm x 33.9 feet of H20/14.7 psi
Static Head = (h)(density of fluid)(g/gc)
3
0
16
@txsalth2o
@Keggs719
@medpagetoday
@jeremyfaust
I fear that the 'experts' have been operating like this for a lot longer than the last 2 years.
It's just become increasingly visible.
0
0
14
0
0
15