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P&C insurance shitposting. Per capita stats lover .. whitest white collar guy

Joined September 2024
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@FearedBuck “Whites are the most racist group of people there is”.
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@Oilfield_Rando The white lady schooling the black man on “don’t touch her, you don’t know what she’s been through” is cherry on top.
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@hartgoat Same energy as Matt Walsh shaming dudes for taking a sick day when all he does is talk into a mic / camera. They are terrible .
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@islaamiyaah That snake isn’t going to jump me or try and steal my girls purse.
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@BowTiedRanger Mexico not being able to alleviate their cartel problem should not warrant asylum status for Mexicans. El Salvador proved you can eliminate problems, either vote people in to do it, or overthrow them and do it yourself. Or let Trump bomb them to hell and back.
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@9mm_smg Deniro is a certified f*ggot but he’s got a catalogue. Heat, Casino, Goodfellas, Taxi, Bronx Tale - stereotypical but greats.
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@Ally_Sammarco @enkentaylor Slaves picked a crop that weighs literally weighs nothing. They built absolutely nothing, the same as illegal immigrants cheap labor is building nothing today. You dems are just terrible racists.
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@Havoc_Six “You paid this loan off, congrats you’re responsible!!”. “Credit score dropped because you closed out a loan”. ….
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@hartgoat People offended by curse words are the softest people in the world. I have a vendetta because I caught a disorderly for telling a cop he was fucking useless. to be 23 again.
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@Rothmus “Liking dick isn’t gay” - the liberal left.
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@VivekGRamaswamy You ran a pharmaceutical money scam with a failed drug intepirdine, doing nothing to change it but saying it would change lives, only to profit for yourself and family. So you’re right, it comes down to culture and how you view our society, Vivek.
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@hayasaka_aryan The sheer fact they filmed this and had her lay back like she did something powerful when all she did was turn two dudes off enough they’d rather bang each other sums her up.
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@SlapLordActual Pro tip: always carry a handgun.
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@jjreeves @GangHits Blacks will steal literally anything , lmao. Sorry for this my man.
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@dogeofficialrep Might be the only dude who hates getting blowjobs for shear fear.
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@9mm_smg First off, that’s all for an 8 yr old which is incredibly concerning and 2, she could have spent the same amount and got 5x the servings even from just frozen fries, nuggets, etc. a.
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@hartgoat My hot take is Lamborghini peaked with the Murcielago and has been slowly going downhill since. Also flexing a plate is definitely something ultra rich sand n’s would make up.
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@jlippincott_ They even type like the shitty customer service reps they are, remarkable.
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@hartgoat Sadly yes.
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Matt Walsh: “Taking a sick day as an adult should be pretty embarrassing for you”
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@hartgoat And this is why I’ll sell my G37 tinted out to a drug dealer… they love them.
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@Oilfield_Rando I mean they stated a coup in Ukraine for Zelensky knowing they were fixing our 2020 elections so what else is new. This one is just as a major fuck you to Trump.
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@ElijahSchaffer Black women are truly the worst and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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@RepMcGarvey Does the yellow flag mean you’re a top or bottom?.
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@BIPOCracism “There’s no black people in this country where black people have never lived” but the native population is “super friendly”… so what’s the problem? Why complain if you’ve had a pleasant experience?.
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@Rothmus Why does she look like a love child between Tulsi and Ted Cruz.
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@BrainLeakage03 Shut the fuck up, no one cares what y’all think. If we wanted to invade your garbage country, you’d fold without a fight because you let your government disarm the population.
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@hartgoat And they wonder why people are backing the blue. A clear DV victim and they “can’t give a ride”… yes the fuck they can, they just didn’t want to.
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@hartgoat And this is why we must cyber bully every UK politician relentlessly.
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@Oilfield_Rando I’m scared of your woman, man… mine won’t even touch a mouse trap. Second where the hell you at where you got city rats not field mice??.
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@krus_chiki If nukes fly I am instructing my accountant to commit gross tax fraud for a massive refund. I will ball out like the blacks with PPP loans.
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@9mm_smg Indians believe this while their country crumbles and half of them shit in the open.
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@9mm_smg I’m confident her payouts are altered for engagement, otherwise she’s banging one of the left over Asian twitter 2.0 employees through embezzling money.
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@DrunkRepub I need the generational Mexicans that are in Arizona to teach the Midwest Mexicans how to cook. The insane disparity between the two foods is absurd.
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@sam_d_1995 Samuel, your smile leads me to ask what’s on your hard drive. Also can you explain the below graph to me and the justification for raising my taxes to fund public schools when my kid goes to a private institution? 
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@ThatTardWife So he left the farm after knocking you up but then wanted to come back to the farm to secure his ownership of it? The common denominator seems to be you so what aren’t you telling the people.
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@OldHollowTree Corporate greed killing manufacturing for cheap off shore labor and rampant crime from blacks and browns pushing white flight to the suburban hellscape of strip centers and yard less communities.
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@Oilfield_Rando Oh it’s hilarious how far they push her story arc and say there isn’t an agenda.
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@9mm_smg The phrasing that America is the great melting pot is 100% misconstrued to push for this type of immigration. When the first came through Ellis Island, they were European descent, assimilating into our culture while keeping their heritage. Today it’s their culture in our country.
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@UltraDane Modern day crusades is what I see in the future.
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@Rothmus Is it illegal for this to be bookmarked? Asking for my neighbor.
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@mhenks05 @vjeannek This is painful to look at. Trying unimaginably hard to connect to the college aged voters and still failing in such a hilarious way. Train wreck you can’t look away from.
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@ItsToad_ @Cernovich Did he get open wounds over 40% of his body before or after he sucked off a transformer?.
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@One123Sly @Oilfield_Rando @SeanMaharIC @YourMaj12178450 posted one of the deplorable complainers.
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@TaraBull808 @SuperMajority18 Men get hyped over the minor things and that’s why we’re hated.
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@Oilfield_Rando No figure it’s more about what she wants which then helps you determine price. I would also buy a loose diamond from a broker/wholesaler and then have it put in a setting, saves an insane amount. For reference, I just did it, popping next weekend.
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@SenWarren 75 is a little past the age you should be engagement baiting, Elizabeth. What have you done the last 4 years to counter your parties part in the sharp increase? A DEI candidate will always be nothing more than a DEI candidate… or do you only claim Indian when it favors you?.
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@UltraDane Can we drill this down even further to hair/eye combo? I’m confident brown haired blue eyed dudes would win out (I am definitely not biased).
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@ElijahSchaffer Most of the groups are private business owners (gas stations, mini marts . not all but A TON)that get funding we aren’t afforded. The others are either decent corporate hires, or DEI check marks that then nepo in their own. It’s not sustainable.
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@RepMTG No one is reading all that but it does seem that you are admitting to hiring low wage workers at your construction company? How America First, MTG. You are a prime example of why women shouldn’t hold office.
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@unusual_whales It’s no longer a civic duty but a way to enrich themselves. Why do members of congress need to make nearly $250k a year? . Create a dormitory style housing block for congress and senators… see how many want to live off what their constituents make as they vote against them.
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@ChiefTrumpster The left doxxed the Ole Miss student but will whine when she gets shamed for her horrendous behavior.
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@hartgoat The post arrest videos they do are top notch, only behind the pre-arrest / warning videos they put out.
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@real_lord_miles Miles, interact with the average office worker and you’ll understand why the US was conquered from within.
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@TheAmerican_Mom @MarioNawfal They needed a hail mary to make her relatable to the common voter instead of being the privileged daughter of a biomedical scientist at Berkeley and Marxist college professor at Stanford.
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@Rothmus Why are her eyes so far apart?.
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@unusual_whales Get ready for the Elon hog riders and blind MAGA people to tell us to just trust the process and let it happen.
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@ElijahSchaffer Indians are honestly the most racist group of people out there. Indian prof. in college bragged about going back in the summers and having servants, drivers, etc., because they’re so poor. They step on their kinfolk once they get a little money.
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@hartgoat Subway is gross but for real what happened? A foot long is like $12 now and I am pretty confident the dollar store is in name only now.
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@BaguetteWeapons Imagine a zoomer playing this mission today. I’m surprised this game hasn’t been scrubbed and banned.
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@ChakhoyanAndrew @SecBlinken You’re sugar daddy Biden is leaving in 45 days, enjoy it because Ukraine surrender or defeat is the next step.
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@seeingpattern That @IlhanMN wants him to join her in MN.
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@BowTiedRanger She claps back and then folds within a week each time… she’s grand standing and it’s getting old. We should just go in and eliminate the cartels, build the wall, deport everyone and dare Mexico to try and declare war on us.
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@nasescobar316 Once they make it to CEO they eliminate all US based jobs and send them offshore to India for pennies on the dollar to boot.
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@9mm_smg If we’re the inbreds, why do they look like that?.
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@Oilfield_Rando @GOP Rando doing more for the people than DOGE will do in their 2 year run, mark my words.
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@9mm_smg Finally a larger account does this. fun fact he changed the source multiple times after his readers were questioning why he was banging troons.
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@springfieldduck @hayasaka_aryan Dudes bottle it up and become raging alcoholic drug addicts or just use a gun.
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@Cernovich Which is better, troons or Musk cock?
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@Rothmus My 11lb turkey was $63. NBC can pound fucking sand with their “journalism” to gaslight the public.
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@hartgoat We fought a war to break away from England and yet here we are in the same boat as them… overarching authoritarian government using our taxes to police us for our freedom.
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@MarioNawfal So you live in the US then? You have a vested interest in letting millions of people here to battle citizens for jobs? . Shut the fuck up you brown grifter, go talk about Lebanon politics.
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@OwenBenjamin Owen continues to bat at a near perfect percentage, although Fuentes liking dudes was pretty obvious. Still, congrats on another W Big Bear.
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@real_lord_miles Her manager is OF and it’s already an extension of Israel.
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@RichardHanania Are you gay or something? Directing this at men as a whole when she’s probably going after the top .01% of men who don’t see her as top .01% is her own problem. Your rage bait game is on another level. Maybe she should stop girl bossing and embrace a trad wife lifestyle.
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@9mm_smg It’s amazing they always find credentials of who they blame an attack on even when it seems impossible.
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@stxrysxari Bold move with that unibrow and massive Indian nose. Applaud the confidence.
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@Jrpayaso818 Why do LA Mexicans think they’re black?.
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@ramzpaul It’s because he’s projecting that he’s asexual instead of the flamer he is, so he has to pretend to hate them because deep down he is jealous of them.
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@9mm_smg The only reason I disagree and say it’s Obama is he ushered in the racial divide and overwhelming normalization of socialism in our country. I’ll put my tinfoil hat on and say Bush did/knew about 9/11 and that’s unforgivable but the direction of the country shifted with Obama.
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@hartgoat I was told without migrants, no one would build our homes or tend our farms.
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@GarbageHuman24 Women. they wanted to pretend they were needed in corporate America and tried to boss girl it up and learned the hard way.
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@elonmusk Then why hasn’t the Malaysian maggot been turfed yet because 75% of his followers are bots and a large amount of people have his fat ass blocked.
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@Lead_Flinger If state has castle doctrine, shouldn’t be an issue if it’s a true need and not being drunk and “jumping to conclusions”, but if someone’s breaking in I don’t think you’re in hot water in most states.
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@johndxddi @jjreeves @GangHits You think “honky” is going to send me in a rage like that tweet did to you? And check the per capita stats, you all LOVE to steal. Remove those fake buffs, take the bucket hat off and learn that we can see the wife beater under your white tee and I might take you serious, Jamal.
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@AuronMacintyre How many boosters does it take to believe you’re a man when you have a vagina and claim you need abortion rights for your male vagina?.
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@DineshDSouza @vjeannek Enough said.
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@ScottMGreer He’s a butt pirate, literally with that fucking eye patch. This is why you shouldn’t elect people simply based off their military service. You never know how far they will fall.
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@Bubblebathgirl Pretending he’s been on the front lines one time when he’s everywhere but Ukraine begging for money.
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@goddeketal @piersmorgan Piers Morgan is bought and paid for to push propaganda.
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@9mm_smg We need a charge that’s not attempted murder just because someone is fortunate and doesn’t die. He needs to be put down like a dog that bites a kid.
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@Rothmus What on earth did we do for 50 years before illegals started flooding the country as cheap labor. I forgot, so many illegals are welding and working on oil rigs as mechanical experts….
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@jlippincott_ Indians are brown Jews with their collective victim consciousness and belief they’re better than everyone.
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@HardPass4 Does Canada actually allow randoms to run up on their top government official?.
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@FenixAmmunition When they say NYers are tough, they really mean they ignore everything around them and are assholes to tourists for no reason.
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@Rothmus Nah he’s a Bad Boy
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@DonutOperator @harryjsisson Oh no banning chemicals and dyes that are illegal in almost all developed countries, including our neighbor Canada.
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@Manashni @catturd2 @RepThomasMassie I actually voted for him and will continue to do so based off his actions, so don’t speak for we the people.
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@Oilfield_Rando Requiring all contractors submitted to have AirTags on trailers. way too many job site thefts these days.
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@captivedreamer7 Does anyone but the right understand per capita? 92% of black women voted for her, still lost. They chose the wrong VP running mate, botched the campaign and underestimated how drunk Kamala is 24/7.
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@jakeshieldsajj Large pool of low IQ “talent” that can easily be replaced when they got arrested or killed. Also helps to corrupt younger white generation.
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