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@Inqama97
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27. Emnambithi, KZN. Tuks. Zulu. Orlando Pirates. Manchester United.
Midrand, South Africa
Joined October 2023
She's legally South African and any intervention you make will be a violation of her human rights and will be in contravention of the constitution. As a cabinet Minister and member of Parliament, you have a duty to protect her rights not violate them. Delete this tweet.
I just returned from Paris and will definitely get more information tomorrow, we truly cannot have Nigerians compete in our Miss SA competition. I wanna get all facts before I comment but it gives funny vibes already.
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Amukelani vs Kwenzekalani.
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Awufuni sijole? So when the gents ask me to go out with them, ngizothi "uMthethwa akavumi" ππ.
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Apologize for what? He said we have the best league in Africa and that the national team needs to showcase that in AFCON. He gave Bafana Bafana a challenge and Broos said "Ayt bet".
Eto'o needs to apologize to Bafana Bafana rn.
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I know many people who were the first to earn a decent income in their families. They had to build at home before starting their own lives. The black experience isn't nice and makes it difficult to build generational wealth. I hope we move on from this phase in the next 20 years.
Sabelo must have sacrificed so much of himself and his wants for the betterment of his family. Never an easy task but he did that. He can finally be proud of himself in the βlittleβ things like his nephews being overjoyed with an indoor bathroom. Just beautiful to see.
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I hate how Durban people have Zulurized the n word. Its so annoying ππππππ.
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Umtanami π₯Ίπ
whatβs your fav purchase from 2023?.
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ITS COLD AND LONELY IN MY APARTMENT IN VORNA VALLEY, MIDRAND AND THERE IS A POLO IF YOU NEED TO BE FETCHED!!!!!! ππππππ.
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Please remember to read political party manifestos and prepare for the General Elections at 29 May 2024. ππΏ.
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ITS COLD AND LONELY IN MY ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT IN VORNA VALLEY, MIDRAND WHERE I'LL BE TAKING LEAVE TOMORROW. ON TOP OF THAT I HAVE A POLO TSI IN CASE ANYONE WANTS ME TO FETCH THEM! YES, MIDRAND, JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA!.
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As a KZN person, I find this statement offensive but too many wealthy people are linked to hitmen networks so I have no argument to stand on. Mxm.
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Smashing your wife's friend is messy gents. Cheat with a stranger at least. πππ.
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This how you market a product (by giving it to members of the customer base) π€πΏ.
Ngiphinde ngibonge to my favourite vodka brands of all time for providing izidlo zaDecember. β¦@SmirnoffSAβ© π₯Ήβ€οΈ
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We need a Tinder for corporate employees for aged 26-29.
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Honestly, its not cheating if your girls opp is the one who seduced you. You were high key set up. Its actually your girls fault for having seductive opps.
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Hendrik Verwoed was a high achiever in high school. Number 5 in South Africa. He chose to be Minister of Bantu Affairs. He really made sure The Bantu mind would be cooked generation after the end of oppression. A true evil genius who spent time in Germany in the 1920s.
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Easy.
Whatβs yall favorite picture yall took this year?.
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Thoughts on marrying someone whose family slaughters and consults ancestors?.
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Bathwele banzima abashayeli bama uber ππππ.
This video of me talking to the Uber driver telling him Iβm playing his song like heβs the one in my car KILLS ME ππππ
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@KotaTheFoe Not in a poor community. I've been to funerals where its nearly impossible. Sometimes bayanikela but not enough to feed abazokhalisana nabo. Lets be reasonable here.
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When I look at what he actually said, it seems that it mirrors what all of us have been complaining about. Why are people mad at this?
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One day, I'm going to add "Wami" to that caption π€πΏ.
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I think my worst Twitter day was when I said Zuki Lamani was attractive. I even had to delete π€£ππ.
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That's crazy. He really fucked up. The worse part is the guy he wanted to pin the baby on had a baby with his dream girl π€£π€£π.
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@tiredfeminist_ Okes banked on going younger once they make it. Now, that the younger options don't want them, they're spiraling ππππ.
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If a broer smashed your girl and then one day his girl shows interest in you, uzomyeka?.
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First thing I did was move to a place with a taxi rank so I could travel to work. Keeping the job was priority one. Medical aid and savings was next on the list. I cut down on junk food and alcohol because interns and graduate hires need to keep calm in the first two years. π€πΏ.
if youβre earning your first salary this month, Congrats!!π°π. take your time with financial decisions. choosing to own/ rent, car you buy, your medical aid option, gym contract & investment plan shape your wealth . if you donβt manage your money, your money WILL manage you π³.
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I want to rob that bank, but your heart is the only thing I want to steal. π₯Ί.
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"Why do you always go for consulting?". The consultant:.
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Kuhle ekhaya kwethu >>>
My favourite content rn is people going to the Eastern Cape and Natal. Your homes are so beautiful.
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MacG's platform is probably the best out there, because how does he keep bringing in guests. He always gets the scoop. π€£ππ.
Today sizokhipha amafile and multiple lawsuits π. Donβt miss out on todayβs episode of #podcastandchill as we chat to @unathinkayi about Open Relationships; Idols and her pending lawsuit π₯. Episode premieres at 3pm π on YouTube π΄
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Can we leave slut shaming and body shaming behind in 2024?.
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@agobakwe_m Its infuriating because you will carry your siblings and their kids until you die. They will fight your wife and kids after your dear as well. Kubi.
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Asikho grand. Sishimile ππ. Lapho nginetshebe ehlangene nePolo ππ.
Otherwise ni grand, maβgents?. π©π½βπ€βπ¨πΎβ₯οΈ
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My cousins 27th birthday party in the beginning of the month. She has always had my back and I was glad I was able to support her on her big day ππΏβ€
letβs see your mid november dump π₯Ί.
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I know my grandfather is proud of me wherever he is. I resonate with the hymn that says, "Sibambe lomthetho kuze kube naphadake.". π₯Ίβ€
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@sanelenkosix @SAPoliceService this man is currently in Durban, South Africa. Arrest him and seize his assets.
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@ingane_kamama Lock your account from now until you leave than company. Okes on this app practice witch craft. Also, never tweet about any company or corporation again. It could be a client of the firm. Next time, redact the name of the company in your screenshot or rather delete this tweet.
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You and Sizwe are so sheltered that you view reality the same way a toddler does. It might not be entirely your fault but I wish y'all should have worked harder to learn about the real world. Its getting concerning.
Why did you let them?.
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Gents need to understand that jumping through hoops doesn't get you rewarded. You have to show good intention to people who actually like you. Sacrificing your dignity for someone who doesn't care about you is sad. I hope he outgrows that thing.
You underestimate the lengths dudes are willing to go to get some bums π.
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Are these shells edible?.
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Work. Gym. Errands. π§πΏ
March dump histoire de finir le mois π¦¦.
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@EliahHunt Education is a human right. It's free in most schools so no one is stealing anything. Sidelining those kids would be cruel.
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I hear you but its difficult to tolerate. You can't be around someone like that 24/7. People want to be grateful for what their parents do for them but it doesn't mean verbal abuse should be acceptable. Parents need to reconcile with their pain and avoid passing it on.
If your black parents grew up in apartheid, theyβll be emotionally repressed. They grew up in a time when being black and emotionally expressive was dangerous. Their standard way of showing affection is provision. I have no time for anyone who doesnβt understand that.
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If I send you this, it means I am prepared to stand on business no matter how wrong I am ππΏ.
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Waste your space? How many of y'all are originally from Gauteng? Our labor and skills made Gauteng what it is? People from other provinces made Johannesburg an economics hub. This logic is terrible. π§πΏ.
Kzn okes vote for a party like mk then come waste our space in Gauteng looking for a job and complain about how we donβt greet πποΈ.
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When I'm rich, you'll come crawling back π€π€πΏ.
correct!ππ€πΎ.
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I hate Zulu people. They will quote "asikubuzanga" on your tweet π‘π‘π‘.
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We need a sequel. Mxm.
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That broer was trying to be loyal but his girls opp had other plans <<<.
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Before we start laughing, are we at risk of an infection once South Africans in France come back? πππ.
I need the Springboks to whisper βDonβt you guys have bed bugs?β in those scrums just to throw them off π.
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Once had to cancel my R500 unit trust because expenses wouldn't allow. I even quit alcohol and junk food and still couldnt put together that R500. I had to restart from scratch.
Saving R100 is hard because anyone saving only R100 pm doesnβt have much to go around. Canβt save while still fighting for basic needs.
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Degree supremacy is crazy.
Everyone can be a lawyer, not everyone can be a CA(SA).
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