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@fayemikah
Abortions are performed by placing either a small flamethrower or a 50 caliber sniper rifle into the uterus and pressing the trigger. The goal is to give the most pain to the fetus who is pretty much the same as a fully grown person and yes they can feel everything
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@bigguccicraigy
"There are two n words, neither of which should ever be mentioned... this will make world war 1 look like... baby stuff"
How is this not an AI speech generator
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@zephanijong
My convos after sex are just marvel movie dialogue
Did anyone else see that? No? Just me? Okay.
Woah. That felt good. Well, not good, great. I mean- I'm totally messing this up right now, aren't I?
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@latkedelrey
Meat eaters when they realize animal products come from animal parts that are heavily processed
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@HardDriveMag
Griffith (my mom) took everything I had (my video games) and left me as a shell of a man, but I persevered. Just like guts
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@capybaroness
Glad we went from the extremely elementary message of "sexism is bad" to the non-message that serves no one of "sexism doesn't exist"
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@Sp00kyP0psicles
@Marouane_EUW
You don't realize how important sleep is until you just can't do it to save your life. I never thought 3 days of not being able to sleep for 6-8 hours could lead to breaking down in tears and punching walls n shit... seriously one of the worst feelings ever
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@esaseniyibirisi
@actuallysmiley
Awww poor Walter he got cheated on :(
He was such an innocent man that was totally still in a consensual relationship with his wife and skyler took a shit on that for no reason poor guy :(
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@Coolio_Art
This pic goes so hard. His eyes are weirdly human, but the eyelids and smile give off a Kubrick stare kinda thing. The organs and rotted fur material coupled with pieces of metal put together this aesthetic of just pure death and rot which is fitting considering who's in the suit
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@ApocalypseRao
@keffals
Girl with 150k followers gives man with 3M followers and an inescapable online presence a voice, more at 10
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@livingdeadbeats
@junoavalon
U can literally make the same thing with an empty cup and play doh
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@DiscussingFilm
How did I predict exactly what was going to happen at the end of the movie in my head and it still almost brought me to tears
Cinema
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@ThoughtSlime
Anarchists have no answer for the question "you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
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@BEEPbop_BOOP
@brainwaves3000
You're not supposed to. It's not some requirement. It's just good news. Jesus christ dude. Just shut your mouth and keep scrolling
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@IronPineapple_
I DONT GIVE A FUCK HERE IS THE FINAL BOSS OF ELDEN RING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SORRY NOY SORRY
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@blackdudeconfsd
@bbmbleebee
@tvchany_
Literally just speaking to Sae-byeok made her realize that she has nothing. 40 billion won wouldn't change that. She probably joined the games because she didn't give a fuck about her own life anymore and just thought the concept was interesting.
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@imprived
@crimeneedlez
@SpaceIVAll
@jojochalamet
No I do not realize it I am a clown and your suspicions are right you have outsmarted me king
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@HerupaaMy
You: I'll send you 100 bucks if you call keffals a groomer
Them: uhhh can I just get the 100 bucks
You: *GASP* SEE? SEE?
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@SpaceIVAll
@jojochalamet
It seems pretty possible to create a bot that screenshots every frame and then renders the whole mess into a watchable video.
The sound problem is solved if you screenshot with subtitles.
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@_laurenmp
@h00drx
@itsmiameera
"I hate black people. Not all black people, just those black people. What? Why are you offended? If you are, you're the ones I'm talking about bye ❤"
Shut your galaxy brain 3 dimensional chess faux intellectual logic having ass up.
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@br4ndo4prez
@honeylullabies
1. It's often (very very often) a lot more ethical than most big dog porn sites.
2. You're directly supporting someone. The majority of the money goes to the creator's rent or next meal.
3. Sometimes you don't want some random chick on pornhub. You want one specific chick.
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@danielb84404716
@corybarlog
America is falling apart and bro still wants to see God of war news
Never change lmao
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@EvilKeaton
This is not true at all but I still agree with the sentiment even if it is false
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@richardcheese78
@CosmonautMarcus
@stillgray
The principal literally says point blank at the end that they're gonna get rid of the new "trans bathroom" they installed and if students don't like it, they'll just have to deal with it like the "normal people who don't care"
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@DexWrl
@OvOBrezzzy
They're learning how to teach by checking their phone with lockdown browser open and mining Google for quizlets
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@EuphoriTori
Twitter: yeah, of course we're gonna let you in our platform, have a great day mr. Lovingracism
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@FuckKatrina_
@berserksouls
Me after dying to the Curse frogs: I will never financially recover from this
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@timsfunhouse
"I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don't want to die humiliated or deceived."
-O.B. Laden
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@Dragundeeznutz
@JamesGunn
@DanielRPK
@seangunn
@Dastmalchian
@SuicideSquadWB
@DCComics
I cant believe James Gunn made me give a shit about fucking Polka Dot Man and Rick Flag
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@biggestjoel
Impossible to replicate the vibes. I played through it during one of the worst times in my life and it was such a fantastic escape. I forgot about my troubles and was entrenched in Hyrule, the landscape so beautiful, the music so gentle. There were many possibilities unlike life.
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@alexisamenace
@lesbobomb
MCU movies literally can't have a single fucking dramatic beat without some stupid joke to the point where the joke doesn't even need to make sense anymore. It just has to be there.
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@pinheadpatt
@PlayStation
Spoilers below
I accidentally read the leaks and it said that both Joel and Ellie died. I could maybe excuse Joel dying with no context, but Ellie? So glad she didn't die and that Joel's death was gradually revealed to be actually pretty poetic.
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@Mantequilla1_xd
@esaseniyibirisi
@actuallysmiley
How do you cheat on someone you're not in a consensual relationship with 4head
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@CosmonautMarcus
@WalterJrbreak
Would you like her more if she dyed her hair black and wore black lipstick and goth clothing
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@MathiasTheGiant
@keffals
I've found it to be most effective to just be like "isn't it weird that workers like us make everything and the guys at the top take most of the value?" Instead of "yo we should own the means of production". Surprisingly easy to sway a moderate but this doesn't work on neocons :(
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@ElsieKFisher
I liked when Bill Hader said "it's barrin' time" and shot your character in the face
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@Saulman11835779
While I don't think the story was bad, it was definitely pretty flawed. I'm done with Venom. Stop putting him in every SM project, his existence just complicates things
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@Grgehrrysn
@Zplayer_17
@ManMilk2
How dumb do you have to be to not recognize "this cat is a war criminal" as a joke. Did he think it was malicious? This man is an enigma
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@kia_pardo
And then he spent the next 12 hours killing mold monsters and solving puzzles without breaking a sweat
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@FocusFireNo10
@Schaffrillas
I dont know. Thats just what it says I'm operating on the same information as you I mean it just says the Renaissance men
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