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He/him. Florida Keys and Washington/DMV. Dog-heavy. Queso is awesome. Be kind
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Today I learned that St Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy. Which was another thing that reminded me of our Voodoo. Happy ghosting big guy.
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Hey Jen - check out this book! Works without WiFi and cell service! Also easy for me to find the recipes!
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@jenrunswithdogs
Despite my efforts to stay under the radar, some of y‘all actually said hi to me during the race! It was so great - that stuff really motivates me. Sorry if I was not too communicative, or missed you - I was pushing the pace a bit. Taking advantage of the perfect weather
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Dog heaven is with certainty awesome. Sweet swizzle will have some great company Some familiar, many new frens. And never be hungry again.
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crying
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Science!
Looking at Pictures of Dogs Improves Well-Being | Psychology Today
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Me and Feta
man and his creature, germany, 15th century
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Joyful Christmas Eve to All!
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@jenrunswithdogs
Wish they would have told me they were doing this - I totally would have gone with them
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Needs a "this will take time to emotionally recover from" warning.
There goes my entire day! Down the drain! Never to return!!
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Turns out they have been secretly geniuses all along, but hiding it from us. Hiding it very well, especially Voods.
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Very unfair to
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fans
Queso 🧀 or Guac?🥑
We'd never make you choose....but if you HAD to, which would it be? 🤔
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Vink vibes
Someone in Florida snapped a picture of a raccoon riding a gator at the Ocala National Forest.
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Science!
What women want: pockets they can use
Despite what some clothing manufacturers claim, across all items of clothing we asked about women (and especially younger women) were more likely than not to say they want functional pockets
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@jenrunswithdogs
Hey Jennifer Golbeck - I see you authored this cookbook. Can you sign this hard copy?
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I would benefit from this technique.
It would not be Jen-approved.
when we run out of something put it on the fridge so we don't forget to buy it
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Namesake of a good dog
No
#WHM
would be complete without Rear Admiral Grace M Hopper.
Not only was she a pioneer in computer programming, but she also holds the distinction of being the oldest member of the United States Armed Forces, retiring at the age of 79.
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the sea lion looks surprised to be there, to be honest
So apparently sea lions in New Zealand go INTO THE FOREST and I am shook
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It's only 6, I think - the one in front is only a reflection of the other one in front.
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JEN WHY DID YOU GET THE EDIBLE ONE?
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He took off a minute after this was filmed and did a loop around the house!
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@TLL45236
The only functioning lift device for now is the ingovator. What it lacks in power it makes up for in love.
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Hahaha
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@IvePetThatDog
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And he learned nothing from the Brillo pad incident . . .
He's a big goof
He's very good to pet, too!
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This was me with Hopper - I saw her sleeping next to our bed in the dark. I had to miss stepping on her. I guess I was seeing with my heart
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science?
Finally, insomnia explained.
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@VenkmanDog
GRMom: “For Venks health and happiness, NO MORE TREATS for Venk!”
Me: “Treats. . . . Mmmmh Yum!”
Venk: “Hears only loud static noises as she chases the light reflected off GRmom’s phone.”
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OMG - vaccine shot support dogs!
I have some volunteers
when i was much younger. the human came with me to get my shots. they held my paw. and everything was alright. today. i’m riding along as they get theirs. i don’t think they will need to hold my paw. but i will be here just in case
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I could help solve this problem
Dude in my building messaged the groupchat saying he ordered 20 loose carrots from tesco but they sent him 20 bags of carrots. Just gone to his flat & taken 2 off him. The bags of carrots were everywhere. He looked stressed. I fear the burden of all those carrots has broken him.
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Would 100% drink it all
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This is how I get got
Me: No serial killer would ever lure me into their murder van. I'm too smart for that.
Murderer:
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Become ungovernable
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Wait for it
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Voods and Feta:
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This is the chicken content we need
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. . . followed by 20 minutes of vigorous towelling, interrupted by the zoomies!
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Our house, any day, May 2023
dog healthcare, france, 15th century
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Hunh. OUR Guac is often extra
And OUR Queso was awesome
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I am ready for a President with DOG SOCKS
George H.W. Bush was known for his socks, maybe Biden will be too? Today he wore dark blue socks adorned with lighter blue dogs. (Yes, there are plenty of more substantive things to tweet about but we can have some fun sometimes too.)
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Whoa.
Welcome to the resistance, alligator
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@dogfather
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Given Sizzles tooth situation, I suspect she hole-punched the Squirrel into the next world. Must have taken a while.
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This used to be Queso‘s account but is now the backup GR account
Hi, Everyone! We're still trying to get Twitter to let us back into
@TheGoldenRatio4
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Since it's taking so long, we're temporarily using Queso's account as the backup Golden Ratio Account. Follow here for all the usual content & plz share!
*HEY
@TwitterSupport
HELP US FIX THIS!
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A good reminder that a lot of history is recent
Murdered by the Nazis at 15, our sister Anne Frank would turn 91 today.
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i play this game show a lot
A cooking competition show, but all the chef’s spouses are there to somehow keep standing in front of whatever drawer or cabinet they need to get into
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Not now, please
Microbes that may have been trapped in subseafloor sediment for 100 million years have been brought back to life.
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Sea turtles, would you like to form an alliance?
Happy
#WorldTurtleDay
🐢 Sea turtles eat
#jellyfish
often, and use their sharp jaws and thick skin to protect from stinging.
#Wildlife
#Ocean
Video by BBC Natural History
#Interesting
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Still can't think about this without crying a little
Today is the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall! 🎉
The Wall divided East and West Berlin for 28 years. But today marks 31 years since ordinary Berliners tore it down!
Do you remember that fateful day? 🇩🇪🤝🇺🇸
#FalloftheWall
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Me but with dogs
A child: what’s that?
Me holding an oreo milkshake: it’s spicy you won’t like it.
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Ok, I’m late to the party that is
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so someone has probably already done this but I couldn’t resist inserting The Squad into the
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Slo-mo Hops riding the 🐬 cracks me up every time!!
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