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@emily_murnane My mom who is 6 inches shorter than me loves to tout the fact that she was a size zero and hovering at 100lbs when she was married. Her wedding dress wouldn’t fit on my thigh. And yes I had an eating disorder. Surprise surprise.
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@MarkHarrisNYC “Life, it never die. Women is my favorite guy.” Is actually amazing.
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@earthlykisssed Man is soooo in love wow. The demeanor shift between talking ti a stranger and talking to a stranger *about his girl.*
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@RaxKingIsDead wait, but, I actually find this information so helpful and look for it before I even look for the size chart? I love this info and I think they should put a few differently-sized models so that you can see the items on different bodies to get an idea of where you'd be size-wise.
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@former_gcup My house is wherever I’m sleeping for the night. Like I’ll call the hotel on vacation the house. It’s a concept, but a thing lol.
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@themooninjuly Wait twilight like the sun is going down or twilight like Edward and Bella.
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@RawhideKobe I actually googled this so fast cause I’d be sad, but it does not look like Tom and Rita are getting divorced.
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@AnnaKrauthamer “Ok then.” — the battle cry of every exhausted woman who decides not to be some random man’s search engine.
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@abrilluisarios Respectfully, from a girl with small boobs and a peachy bottom, they were a genius. But whoever decided to make them so expensive deserves the seventh circle of hell.
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@jimenaarr No one has to respect a relationship except the people in it xoxo
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@Elmococker @GordonRussell1 Bad metaphor. Cause the day you get back from Vegas you can work, make your next dollar, and etch a sketch the trip away. If you lost your savings and weren’t allowed to get a job or make any money for the next 18 years, which might cause you to die, that’s more like it.
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@soupintheircan I’m not answering this cause it will reveal the tender spot in my heart that I will always have for him. (Wet, black dirt; sandalwood; salt. He smelled like you could plant something in his chest and it would grow.)
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@lilcaoimhe Yes, every time I look at taylor swift and anyone.
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@jenkinshowI These two people have less body fat than me, COMBINED.
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@rokwon TLDR: “I’m not going to speak out on racism against Asians except to say they’re getting what they deserve.”
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@Cody_Wimmer Can you tldr the rest? I wanted to know how she lost the record deal to Katy Perry but the video was too long for me
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@angryasianman Asian customers and staff needing to yell at at a white man in an asian grocery store to follow rules that he knew applied makes me feel all types of boily blood.
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@LiemMac Yes, yes. I figured that! I was just so nervous cause the screenshot is like “a few months ago” and I’m like noooo they just survived covid together. Not my mom and dad!
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@_blusiara @LiemMac Dude, just chuckle and call it a day.
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@Glock_Topickz Sooooo, two things: 1) I am not surprised at allllll that “hit by a car and continues to work” is a woman. 2) now, I know we all know news anchor or not Tim didn’t show enough concern there.
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@BlueberryBinch MESSAGE HIM BACK.
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@InspiringCamels @lilcaoimhe Things I can picture: taylor Swift at home, Meredith in her lap, tea, steamy romance novel that inspires “his hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room” Things I can’t picture: Taylor Swift having sex
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@CincinnatiZoo Me cheering on this hippo as it gains weight and gets even cuter neck rolls while being so mean to myself for the same things is a really weird human experience. LOL.
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@heykelechi I want to wear these and dance to dua lipa with someone I have a crush on.
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@UberFacts Having that morning routine that starts at 4:45am with the meditating and stretching and cardio and smoothies. Give me a break, we know you want to sleep.
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@jonnfigg I don’t know why I’m opposite. I’m like you’re with the big dog now, tell me everything.
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@johncardillo You seem very mad about this.
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@grovymango After completing a pre med track I didn’t continue on to med school because of the people I was surrounded by: misogynists, racists, cheaters. American medicine caters to individuals with misplaced priorities. There are amazing doctors out there, but they work amongst the worst.
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@baddanadanabad It’s embarrassing that I genuinely believe this.
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@posting_w Imagine being so badass you get a tombstone for something that didn’t result in your death.
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@SPLENDOR1999 Although I am not this flexible, I could make it happen for Colin.
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@TheSchmidtShow4 @CNN Transphobia? Yeah, agreed.
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@ziwe And then after I get it working, I pass it on to someone else to enjoy the music 🆘
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@vodkaoatmilk I’m sorry girls if he’s “online” that means he’s in the app talking to someone else.
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@LeaMaric Obsessed with “likes to eat gumbo” and “likes to fry chicken.” Solid hobbies.
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@lovedoveclarke Babe, one time I SURPRISED a boy with soup when he was sick. I thought it would be cute. IT WASNT.
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@nytimes Wow, ok. Heavy sentence for destruction of property and no harm to human life. Here’s hoping chauvin and his three accomplices get hit with the heavy hand of justice in their sentencing, too.
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@braincelltwo Is she filipina cause I’m trying to claim her. I need to be on this woman’s team.
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@solarishilton She is absolutely gorgeous *and* her poetry is meme-able. The conflation of her work and her beauty is actually, like, upholding some weird idea that pretty people auto-deserve success 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@icxnickristina @noturbaejae This is rape. It is non-consensual sex. Do not @ me.
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@gabebergado I have never seen this show, but I like this tweet.
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@eliesaaab For a second I didn’t know if that was a pic of Kendall and Kim or just Kendall.
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@LIVEpositivity I write one thing I’m thankful for in a specific gratitude journal. 6 years on, it’s wild to see how much good there is, even when things are sometimes yucky.
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@mosblunted I think it was their loss because LOOK AT HOW I LOVE 🥲 we were cheap ass college kids, no products were thoughtfully used, I don’t think, but this is reminiscent: Cremo Palo Santo Reserve Collection All Season Body Wash, 16 Fluid Ounce
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@j3wtalian Updates please. Following.
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@UberFacts More hoops to jump through to buy a car in Japan than a semiautomatic rifle in the US.
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@wweap90 @CNN A photo of a woman isn’t an offer. Thank yew.
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@PopCrave Can someone let me know if this is about a musical collaboration or lesbians? Or both?
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@WrittenByHanna I realize now this is the baddie from Gilmore girls. Disregard.
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@stniks The middle daughter tendency to actually do it 🥲 thanks to all the older sisters that walked so we could run.
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@Swift__Girl Conservatives should just admit that they are miserable people and nothing will make them happy: trans people can’t compete as the gender they identify as; trans people can’t compete as their birth sex. The implication is trans people shouldn’t exist. And yet— they do.
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@sug_knight If it’s a religious/personal decision go ahead and keep it between you your partner and your ghost lover jesus. Posting about it literally only functions as a holier than thou/I’m so special mechanism? But also they’re going to hell for dancing like this, so it’s for nothing.
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@xequalsalex @sug_knight The potato method. Classic.
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@biggersocks I love this so much and for anyone else who does— the artist is Janie Mork.
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@netflix As a serial tinder user who has also flown across oceans to meet people I only know online— I’m into this. As an Asian woman who has seen sooooo many movies where Asian men are desexualized or not the main character— they better make the catfish the ultimate love interest.
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@DrAmyPorto “I’ve really had to pee all day, but I haven’t don’t anything today that proves I deserve peeing.”
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@EJ56501602 @WilliamJoy @wfaa I pray you don’t have daughters.
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@RespectfulMemes SLIM THIC APHRODITE don’t @ me
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@AccessBadBunny The last time I felt true happiness.
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@talbot_marc @sazymick @UberFacts I urge you to try shaving or waxing your legs just once to experience this higher level comfort.
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@LurkinTomGaming @Julioo201 @_Shady_19_ @JudiciaIreview @juleesssy @PicturesFoIder Traffic is the “how slow can I roll in first without stopping and without hitting the car ahead of me” game.
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@DudesTakingLs But wow this dude really said, “how can I intellectually get nudes.”
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@UberFacts shania’s that don’t impress me much. Being a bad bitch transcends genre.
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@MichellePhan Please drop your moms skin routine
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@ehimeora This tweet read me to filth.
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@NicoleLewisLCSW Your tweets always make me check myself, but this one goes too far. I’m not ready to confront this part of myself yet.
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@UberFacts This is why I quit my office job and now just work 2h 23min every day.
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@j3wtalian Is there a possibility that he could actually fall in love with this woman and it’s a happy ending or it’s 100% going to be a train wreck. Is sex like… explicitly on the table? Or could be go all the way there and nothing happens? I need to know more.
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@EmmaTolkin I never before in my life have thought tobey maguire was hot and now I’m like, I’ll risk it all for this man.
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@yngjcb While I know this is a bunch of woo woo, I still want to go inside it. Looks kinda like space mountain or something. Could be fun.
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@larastapleton @MisterWhitehead @TheTariqM @TaraSkurtu I often believe there’s three poems: the one the poet intended to write, the one they wrote, and the one the reader experiences. Obviously a correct quote is important in most instances. For this tweet though, I think how a poem is remembered is important too ☺️
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@blkheaert @brujabitchh Yeah, it’s a cycle, but it also cycles fast enough that the point is female disenchantment with our own bodies— regardless of what they look like. Because if there’s m one thing that feeds the capitalist machine it’s dissatisfaction.
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@genderedyogurt This is how my mom tells little stories and anecdotes from her day to day. Thrilling.
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I just finished reading Keep Moving by @maggiesmithpoet while sitting near an opened window during a thunderstorm. Things can be terrifying and beautiful at the same time. This is the book I needed this week. Thank you.
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@CalvinKlein An hour long aesthetic commercial? A bit overkill, but okay.
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@VENETIANVIOLET Me , wearing white on my wedding day cause I’m a virgin 😌
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@abgmulan For $22, I could eliminate my need for any human physical contact. Might pull the trigger.
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@Denielle425 @BigTucsonDad Agreed. Last jansport I bought was in 2006 and I remember it felt like a total splurge. It’s now 17 years later and I’m still using the same one… so, doesn’t feel like such a splurge anymore.
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@cmj_perry @GordonRussell1 @BenVolin It’s not 100% effective, Chris.
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@coolMAFgames Liberal woman sliding in to agree with this, cause it’s not the existence of a boy that makes a girl off limits, but her decision to be off limits. 💃🏻
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@sultangelo One time I got a cheap flight from spain to the US. With a quick layover in Russia 🙂
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@Musetta_May Why are people so in love with Timothee chalamet? “He laughs immoderately, falling out of his chair.”
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@sonkiie I feel like usually people think of “handling” as going about business as normal. Sorry if I hear the truth and it requires me to draw some boundaries, make some changes, or otherwise respond... that IS me handling it.
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@talbot_marc @sazymick @UberFacts Going in sheets or putting on sweatpants with hairless legs is so nice… the growing back will not be. God speed.
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I can’t get over how perfectly @RynWeaver ‘s “Pierre” tells the story of my ex-Catholic girl finds freedom and bliss while trying to outrun heartbreaks years in Europe. The verses are ripped straight out of my little black book. This song on repeat for the next month.
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