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Chief Entropy Reduction Officer | Technology Reviews's 10 billion under 10 billion | Internet femptocelebrity | Aspiring quantum wizard
Joined June 2021
Just gonna keep asking for funding on X until it works. We will be doing physics-based AI, we need to unslop the current approaches.
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@the_aiju They still call me like:.-help, my phone is not working .-what's wrong, what does it say?.-it says "your phone has been updated".-are there any buttons?.-yes, there is one button saying "ok".-have you tried pressing it?.-no, what if something goes wrong?.
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@bajablastbabee there needs to be the opposite service where you can let your wife stay at home and take care of the children but get a colombian girlboss to bring in the second income.
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@johnhfio These boomers are also the people going around telling everyone that your spouse is more important than your children (while on their 4th marriage).
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@GrantSlatton do not recommend, I found out my floor is tilted and now roll away from my desk as soon as I lift my feet off the ground.
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@timgill924 I caught a grad student of mine using a stall in a bathroom at a conference once. I was pretty furious. You’re basically saying ‘I’d rather sit here alone than network with my peers at the urinals.’ I snapped a photo and told him someone sent me it. That woke him up real fast.
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@GayBearRes I should apply to IBM to maintain some legacy systems, sounds like job security.
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this is one of those tricky LSAT questions that’s trying to filter out people who aren’t fit to be lawyers
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@soychotic >person in chronic permanent pain takes painkillers for the first time and says is this how everyone normally feels I wish I taken it earlier.>oh you're crazy everyone feels amazing on painkillers.
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@chinesegon Execs watching a day in life of PM video: we need to lay off security and infrastructure engineers.
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@CantEverDie >how are u gonna be racist against elves . please refer to dragon age origins for a detailed guide.
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@politicalmath >whole resume is about developing ml models.>yeah your resume looks good but I was wondering if you ever trained an ml model.
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@PaulSkallas Money is not sufficient for anything, parental leave just means companies lay you off while on it, tax cuts don't offset anything. It's all just been empty gestures.
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@GayBearRes Not a business, but I was telling my dad that I can't afford to take my family to Europe for a vacation with friends who invited us and he made an expression like I'm lying to him and said "you are earning 6 figures and can't afford $500 for a vacation?".
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@DelaneyLJordan Lmao. >customers didn't like our designed by committee soulless sequel slop.>we did some research and arrived at the conclusion that our slop did not have enough committees involved and wasn't soulless enough.
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@miranda_nover @creatine_cycle of course, a 10x engineer treats stimulants with respect and love.
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@yacineMTB MBAs: Why would you start a business you have to be good at when you can just get paid for running an existing business into the ground.
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@Nexuist Understandable, they built it specifically for that postwoman who knocked on my door and told me to come with her to the truck because the package was too heavy for her to carry.
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@dougboneparth Well they increased from 0% to 0.25% and so all the AIs tried to calculate percentage increase, divided by 0 and crashed.
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@cremieuxrecueil the future of work: AI watches your screen to make sure you're working while browsing memes on the internet.
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daughter declared that she loves rocks. anyone got any advice on how to turn rock autism productive?.
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@revenant_MMXX Got quoted around $45k to install minisplits, 2 $300 window units do the job 95% of the time.
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@kitten_beloved The boomers are right, it's the zoomers who dwell in the rating range from 4.2 ate my dog and made me watch to 4.7 better than heaven.
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@chrisprucha Nvidia eventually getting silently killed by apple while Intel has been announcing Nvidia killers every 2 years for the past 20 years is the funniest outcome.
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@LRH_Superfan @linuxnation Millenials 12 second attention span absolutely destroys zoomers 8 second attention span.
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@sebkrier @MartinShkreli Microsoft: at long last we have achieved integration of copilot and copilot through copilot, we are also planning to release a completely new tool called copilot.
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@HMBrough_ Zoomers no longer know how to pirate because you have to save the files in folders and they can't comprehend it.
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we're so back
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@thechosenberg This is an insanely cracked intern, usually even not breaking anything is a success.
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@T3MaxxiAlt This also works with IQ. Government doesn't want you to know, but IQ points in hypnostate are free, you can just take them home.
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@unusual_whales As usual boomers close up any of the income streams that made them rich on the way out.
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@powerbottomdad1 you're telling me this job where you manually fill out excel sheets and get paid 60k a year is exceptionally high skill and none of the 340 million people in america can do it?.
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@yacineMTB tbh there are software engineers over 40 and they are all at the national labs or some other government research thing because they don't have energy to deal with the clown show tech industry turned into.
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@wordgrammer 50% your favorite person in the world and 50% the person you hate the most in the world.
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@burkov Left that industry a while ago, but because they can squeeze traditional semiconductors only for a few more years until Moore's law breaks, and they enjoyed the leader position for so long they got complacent and neglected to invest in new materials.
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@zeta_globin Increasingly as i get older, the only thing to be embarrassed about in a job is the pay.
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@SeedOilDsrspctr girls used to show notes or texts discreetly to their small friend group in person, now they just share it with a million people and guys are lucky if they don't tag them in the post.
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@eigenrobot economists in 1970s: we discovered this one simple trick to doubling the labor pool and halving the wages.
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@TheJackForge I left my body at home today. No biology. Zero distractions. Currently enjoying a nice sunny day at the higher dimensional spaces.
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@Aryvyo People be like: building houses is obsolete, in the future AI will just reconstitute a new room around you from atoms any time you want to go somewhere.
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@netcapgirl this is what return to office people want for all of us, 20 hours a week just going between places and drinking, productivity gonna be so high.
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@0xkarmatic We only tolerate A+ players! Senior SWE compensation range 80-120k with no equity or bonus.
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@0xluffyb >get laid off from a senior position where I've been for 2 years.>they post it with +6 yoe requirement compared to what I had and lower salary range . 2023 was the end of tech jobs.
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@netcapgirl Do you have email alerts set up if the average number of giant skeletons per year suddenly experiences a sharp increase?.
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@abacaj What AI Twitter thinks is coming later this year: AGI.What is actually coming later this year: USA elections.
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@tunguz Thank you for speaking out about this, we the elderly 30+ yos should just start our own tech industry.
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@IterIntellectus Imagine all the people who were like "but I was born here and my family is here i have a job at the stone carving factory I can't possibly move" and then just stayed there until the end.
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