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So Boris is advising against going to pubs but not closing them, meaning business owners can't claim on insurance. Wonder if all the pound shop Jeff Bezos small business owners still think the Tories give a fuck about them?
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Important to remember how far we’ve come today, 8 years since we thought we’d played for the last time. Huge thank you to everyone who’s given up their time and money so we can go and watch OUR club. And as always a massive thank you to
@BarrowAFC
for their support that day
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We're going to lose to a team with this fat cunt in. Wrap the lot in
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Mad how jealous I am of Scotland's national anthem. Imagine a rousing and passionate ode to your land, instead of a boring and drab tribute to a bunch of cunts born undeservedly into obscene wealth
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For anyone visiting Teesside for the first time today following the earthquake, expecting a scene of destruction and desolation, I can assure you it always looks like that
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I’m going to name my son after Will Hatfield.
I mean he’s 10 and it’ll have to be done by deed poll, but still totally worth it
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Right
@Official_Darlo
, let’s sort this out. You do what it takes to sign the sexy bastard that is
@Connel1
, let us know how much it cost, and we’ll raise enough to pay you back. Aye? Aye. Good.
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No bother, here you go
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This, from a fanbase that has been cheating its own club out of ticket money, is truly remarkable
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Here
@Official_Darlo
, Gibson has voted to strip dual citizens of their nationality, dump sewage in our waterways, against feeding starving kids and to make sure you have to sell your house to pay for your social care. And you're sending him a fucking shirt?!
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FUCKING GET UP THERRRRRRE! STEVE WATSON'S BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!!! See you later Dry January you daft little cunt ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
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And then right, we get this free kick, bearing in mind it’s the 96th minute, Bascome whips in a beauty and Wheatley finishes it man. Thought we were done for. Fucking scenes
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Words can't describe that today. Absolutely unbelievable from every single player and the atmosphere was something else. Up the fucking Town ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
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Love Liddle, me. He’s even happy when he’s squaring up to people. What a man
Loved this
@m_lidz
explains very clear whoever touchs hatfield again will have him to answer too 😉
#WeAreDarlo
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I have absolutely no idea where that performance came from. Pressing was tremendous and we defended with guts. Holness and Wheatley were amazing in midfield, Campbell and Donowa unreal up front. Fucking fair play boys, that was class
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Fucking lovely old day out that. Comprehensive win, some great football, and managed to make
@alex_purver
's day by stopping for a photo with him. Up the fucking bastard Town
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Felt for Barrow as well. That own goal was the first foot he's put wrong in black and white, and at the end looked like he was apologising. Absolutely no need. Come in and shown enough for me in the games he's played to have some credit in the bank already
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That Wigan thing is absolutely mental. You're only one sale away from a bad owner. Fan ownership might feel limiting at times, but fuck me I'm glad we're shot of that bullshit
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This Darlo team make me want to smash my head off the wall. So much potential but fuck me, soft as shite. I love and loathe them in equal measure
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Not even prepared to blame Watson at any point between now and the end of the season. He's not a fucking miracle worker and every game is a free hit for him. Damage was done long before now
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A word for
@ChrisElliott24
today. Fucking superb save down to his right and then the ball stuck like glue to his hands after that. Absolutely class
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@RodThompson13
@BBCSport
@DarloTotty
I could be wrong, but I’m not totally sure how much you earn makes racism any more or less disgusting
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Any chance of some news
@Official_Darlo
? An interview with AA where some actual decent questions are asked about his plans for the season to get people donating to BTB? Or shall we just wait for the inevitable 12 part interview with Bruno fucking Pilatos?
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Also class to meet Cedric Main and Scott Barrow after the game, top blokes. I could gaze into
@19Barrow10
's eyes all day long the big beautiful bastard
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Supporting a club like Darlo, few games ever really feel "massive". Today is absolutely one of them. Back in the bleak days of December, if you'd told me we'd have chance to guarantee safety with a game to spare, to not have to worry about anyone else, I'd never have believed it
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Imagine watching champions league football when you could be glued to flash scores and refreshing twitter for 6th tier football results. Fucking nerds
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In all seriousness, that change to get Barrow wider out left was absolutely inspired. It's unreal to have a management team who know how to affect games
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Sick to death of people on here telling fans how they should and shouldn't feel. How they're not proper supporters because they're concerned about winning 4 games this year. 100% agree players should not be getting abuse, but I think people are within their rights to be upset
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Never fall in love with loan players 😭😭😭
I would like to say thank you to
@Official_Darlo
for having me for the past 2 months and giving me my first experience of men’s football, being apart of a great end to the season with escaping relegation and the teams effort has been faultless, all the best next season🧤
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Imagine shiting on about "the boys" then not being able to give your teammates another few months. Dream move to 13th in the National League too good to turn down
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We. Are. Fucking. Flying. The fight shown in that game was something else, we'd have absolutely crumbled earlier in the season but today we stood up and got what we deserved
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That was fucking class. Every single player wanted it from first minute to last, even Liddle! Also I would do unspeakable things to Cedric Main. UP THE FUCKING BASTARD TOWN
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Thanks for sorting that out
@kevinluff
, a fucking lovely old way to spend a Saturday afternoon
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Defeat at Brackley won't be what relegates us.
Not sacking AA at the end of last season will be what relegates us
Appointing Josh Gowling will be what relegates us
Affording the useless cunt our easiest run of the season will ne what relegates us
I hope to god Watson will stay
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Spunked all that cash on Hulme and can't even find a way for their fans to watch a game. Tin pot, financially doped, plastic wankers
⁉️⁉️
Please read the following information to answer some questions, ahead of tonight's fixture with
@Official_Darlo
.
#BornToBeFylde
⚽️
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FYI
@Official_Darlo
. I don't want to hear a single thing from any of those spineless cunts. Not the players, coaching staff, not the fucking bus driver. I don't care how sorry they are. I don't believe a fucking word of it. They want to shell out for the poor cunts that went
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Have to say the coverage today was absolutely outstanding. After a few beers and spending the game on zoom to the lads I'd normally be sharing it with, I'm more than a bit emotional. Thanks to all the volunteers who made it possible
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Tell you what, having read the email from the club about the season tickets, they really have tried to cover everyone who's helped them out in terms of 500 Club, Gifts and deferrals. Makes the difference that. Love you
@Official_Darlo
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Their reaction at full time man 😂 We really are everything to them
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One of the best days of my life. How can you even beat a fucking last minute winner in extra time at Wembley in a cup final
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We need to be making NYD as uncomfortable as possible for these pitchfork welding tin pot Village wankers. 150 tickets max, 0enned into a corner where they can see the sum total of fuck all, one toilet, no food vans. End of. None of this 'football family' fan owned bullshit
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Confused if these are the dates of the games or the odds your players got?
Four more games at The Brewery Field this season, and you can buy your ticket for each of them via our online ticket store now! 🎟
@HerefordFC
- 14/3
@GuiseleyAFC
- 28/3
@CurzonAshton
- 10/4
@FarsleyCelticFC
- 18/4
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The production on todays game was excellent. Past meetings before the match, replays during and highlights at half and full time. In match footage was superb quality as was the commentary. Quaker TV absolutely nailed it today
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Impressive work from Darlo to absolutely fuck the momentum of boost the budget by turning into lapdogs for Tory crooks. Played lads
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Imagine being Graeme Lee and going back to work for the bloke who didn't pay you in 2012. Hope it happens again
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@mattyoungg1
@Official_Darlo
@GkMonte
@DaveArrowsmith7
Absolutely incredible during your time with us. The confidence you gave the rest of the team was there for all to see. Streets ahead of Pickford at the same age. Destined for huge things
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I fucking love this team ❤️
What a lovely old day out that was
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@mrs_baking
@RealDeniseWelch
And fresh air. Back in my day we didn't mind breathing in air full of coal dust, we just got emphysema and got on with it didn't we? "Where's grandad?"
"In the iron lung of course"
Kids today don't know they're born. Wanting clean air and ultra low emissions. Woke lefties!
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Very happy with the Lawlor signing, but what the actual FUCK is this please?
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Can be translated as: We've hoyed a fuckload of cash at this and really can't afford null and void
Club Statement - 29/01/2021: Boston United chairman David Newton has issued a statement in relation to the National League North campaign...
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As shit as we are at the moment I'm actually excited about tonight. Its class to have something to play for at the business end of the season. Fucking WAAAAY LADS ⚫️⚪️⚫️
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Barrow looked an absolute Rolls Royce today as well. Hopefully whatever knock he took wasn't too bad because he'll be massive for us. I'd forgotten what optimism felt like
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Tell you what, no matter what happens tomorrow, England deserve a trophy for the amount of piss boiled in the last four weeks. Can't move for Irish, Scottish and Welsh scruffs with Italian flags in their names and posting shite about pizza. What a time to be alive
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I beg you
@Official_Darlo
. For the love of God, do something to give us a chance
⚽ We can confirm Joe Leesley has left Harriers by mutual consent.
Thank you for some great memories, Joe! Everyone associated with the club wishes you the all the best for the future.
#Harriers
🦅
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People in Stelling's replies telling him what a true football man he is. He actively courted and got into bed with a bloke who willingly tried to kill off a 129 year old football club. He's almost as big a prick as Singh
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Love the way Tommy Taylor talks, really engaging and sure he'll be a great signing for us. But fuck me, anyone with the capacity to Google his name could have predicted that interview word for word. Are we listening to feedback or not
@Official_Darlo
?
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It's time to start throwing money at Watson and Mitchell to get them in place for next season
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I'm not grateful to Singh for fuck all. I hope the cunt gets hit by a bus. And if a condition of us signing Lawlor was fawning over that cunt, then I'd rather finish bottom
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Once again, absolutely delighted my team will never compete at a level where VAR is involved
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Huge squad turnover. Ages since we've made a signing. Another target turning out on trial for a club higher up the pyramid. Delayed pre season start for the players we do have. I'm actually quite worried about this season
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Any other answer is simply incorrect
It's December 4th! 🗓️
Who is your favourite ever number 4?
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We've been given an extra fortnight to strengthen the squad, but haven't brought anyone in
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Hoping for similar vibes
@Official_Darlo
. Don't let me down
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The predictability of both the games, results, and post match interviews is almost Wright-esque at the moment. I love AA, but this needs sorting and fucking quickly
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Brown in now
Hatch is in the box as well now
Hatch trying to get there
Ball flicked on by Miller
Keeper goes for it
Tommy Wright's got a header on it
OH! Its hit the top of the bar
SENIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
AND ITS THEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEE
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Why did you vote in favour of allowing water companies to dump sewage into waterways
@Gibbo4Darlo
?
Here's a list of every MP who just voted yesterday to allow water companies to continue dumping RAW SEWAGE in our rivers.
2K
7K
10K
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S THAT TEEEEEEEAAAAAAM WE CALL THE DARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
@Official_Darlo
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So Tommy, the thief got away, but plenty of positives to take from the chase
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If it had been Darlo fans throwing coins at the Spenny keeper, their fans* would have been all over twitter whining and their club would have released a statement. It's about time we started pushing back
*Newcastle fans who go when they're not watching NUFC on telly
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YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DANCERS!!!!!!! IT IS TIME TO GET FUCKING SILLY
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Wasn't us that raised "Dinners for Danny" then? Can't wait for diabetes to claim him
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*Terms and conditions apply. I reserve the right to tell you to fuck right off when we lose 1-0 at home to Curzon Ashton on the opening game of the season
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Nope, but real scousers might. They’re not big on Hillsborough jokes. If anyone does find the shite you spout offensive enough to give you the good hiding you so truly deserve, I’d give anything to be there to see it
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Imagine us turning in performances like that without Hunt and Charman. Its fucking silly really
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I’ve got nee qualms telling you that I’m buzzing my tits off for tomorrow. WAAAAAAAY LADS
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Those goals man 😂 good job he's watched all of our games this season and knows exactly where we're going wrong 🙃 Who the fuck looks at our performances and says "you know what those useless cunts need to do? Piss about even more at the back"?
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Would absolutely love us to put one over these cunts tonight
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Can't believe the game is in doubt in any way if I'm honest. The amount of hot air those fucking gobshites produce, DL16 should be positively tropical
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Still absolutely gutted after last Night, but the pride those players restored in this country and the month they gave us this summer are things you can't even put into words. There's never been an England team like this in my lifetime. Bring on Qatar. Fucking way lads 🏴
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The cut throat sign from this little wet wipe is one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂
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What the fuck was that first half? If you're going to have a target man, at least get some balls up to him. Second half it took us until the 80th minute to actually start playing it into the channels and get some success. Today lies bang at the door of Armstrong
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Its taken us a while to give 442 a go, and look what happens when you get Charman closer to Cassidy. Fingers crossed we stick with it. Glad we got the win for AA
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