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Find me a better one touch masterpiece 😍
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Throwback to one of the greatest jokes ever told 😂
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No chance this happens in the Prem.
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“I hope you score 3, and get beat 4-3” 😂😂😂
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Meet Borussia Dortmund’s new fitness coach. Alica Schmidt was voted the worlds sexiest athlete back in January.
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I’ve just seen these two photos of @bootlegger1974 and I must say, he’s got a fantastic belt collection 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂
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Ronaldo listening to McGregor in his ear all night 😂
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Just shows how fake the beef is between Fury & Wilder. Sitting together in the green room at ESPN. I’d rather fighters just respect each other, and then knock the shit out of each other rather than this fake hype.
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James Tavernier with a stunning free-kick to put Rangers 1-0 up vs Dundee Utd. 👏🏻
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Someone try and convince me this isn’t dodgy 😳
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Marcelo Bielsa was lauded a genius for leading his team to a 4-3 loss vs Liverpool. After Leeds drew 1-1 vs Man City, the press labelled it a tactical masterclass from Bielsa. Dean Smith’s Aston Villa have just taken 7 off champions Liverpool, and it could’ve been more. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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“What a hit son, what a hit!”
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BREAKING NEWS: Spain hope to appoint Tony Adams as their new manager after being impressed by his training regime at Granada, where he led them to 7 defeats in 7 games.
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If 2020 was a golf shot
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@bootlegger1974 Should have got the jeans trimmed too captain 👍🏻
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I will never not laugh at this 😂
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Racist pricks! 😡 Porto striker Marega walks off the pitch, after Vitoria Guimarães fans racially abused him.
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Tom Pope plays in League Two for Port Vale. He says he’d “wear John Stones like a Johnny” if they ever played against each other. F.A Cup Third Round draw; Man City vs Port Vale 😍😂🤔
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Fuck sake, Andy. Tone it down a bit.
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Wilder v Fury press conference getting a bit lively, but expected. Who wins this fight? 🥊
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When you roll in at 9am on Christmas Day and your parents say “you better not ruin Christmas”
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Did Chris Waddle shit himself during the FA Cup draw? 😂
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🇫🇷💪🏽😳 The French team is stacked in every position. Pick the best XI from this lot... France are 6/1 to win this years World Cup in Russia.
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Brilliant from Rob Holding on Adams Traore 😂 “He’s built like a brick shit house, how has he gone down like that?”
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Will always enjoy watching this 😂
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Let's see what the general feel is on here.... Who are you voting for in the General Election?
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Great to see a manager with such passion 👏🏻
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Here’s a man who knows his stuff
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This is brilliant 😂
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When it's Halloween, but the Champions League is on tonight 🎃
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@SabjiHunter Copper acting like a Prem footballer whilst he’s colleagues are in the shit ffs.
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The pallbearers who have been carrying Queen Elizabeth II's casket should never have to pay for another beer again. What a responsibility to have, and they've done their duty to perfection 👏🏻👏🏻
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Pep Guardiola "effect" 🎥 @Mindfootballnes
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“He will bring us quality in front of goal. A lot of his goals are one touch & finish” Says Ole Gunnar Solskjaer about new signing Edinson Cavani. * Edinson Cavani in training yesterday *
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This is brilliant from The Killers!
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So is punching your Mrs.
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Even after the disappointment of losing in the final, this is brilliant from @JackGrealish A moment that kid won’t forget.
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@Gabriel_Shoe First video made out like he was the victim, looks like he gave it large here and got filled in 😂
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No football, no racing, no problem 😂
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Praying for Bolton? £189,000 on the line, wow!! http://t.co/rSzTGKw693
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Banter from Roy Keane…
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Lloris Karius just did this for Besiktas 🙈🙈
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In 2012 Kompany shrugged off his marker Chris Smalling to score for Man City vs Man Utd. 6 years later and Chris Smalling is just as shit.
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Villa fans celebrating Jordan Ayew’s winning penalty tonight vs Reading. Their first away win since August 2015!
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Billy Joe Saunders' son just punched Willie Monroe Jr in the bollocks at the weigh in and final head to head! 😳
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Going to give FIVE free memberships out on Saturday morning for the weekend! Everyone loves a freebie, right? Hit fav if you want one! 👍🏼
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Gennaro Gattuso on @Paul_Gascoigne8 . The Paul Gascoigne not many people know 👏🏻👏🏻
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A superb voice over for all non Chelsea fans! Ha ha.
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I just had to post it 😂
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Fair play to Ramsey 👌🏻
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Is that Ian Dowie in Leroy Sane's throat? 😂
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Mayweather was something else wasn’t he 🥊
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@_josephkidd_ Got something for him, looked like he was going to pull a shooter out 😂 Fair play to him 👍🏻
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Check out this beauty from @officialgtfc midfielder @JameyOsborne last night. Remind you of anyone? Take a bow Jamey, that's a cracker. 😎
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“Ay, you’re a cunt!” 😂
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“How did Man Utd play today?” Me:
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This will brighten up your Monday morning 😂
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Class 👏🏻👏🏻
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Look at the technique 😂
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All going off at the McGregor fight!
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Slaven Bilic doesn’t give a f**k about VAR 😂
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Will give out a couple of free memberships to those who guess correctly. Must also RT 👍🏻
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Jesus 🥊
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Nice touch from Fury 👍🏻
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Out of luck man 🤣
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Mo Salah goal of the weekend? Hold my beer! 🍺
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Over 8,000 Rangers supporters in Germany for a friendly v RB Leipzig. Some following that is 👊🏻
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Greatest striker in your lifetime? For me it’s the Brazilian Ronaldo. Comment below with yours.... 👇🏻
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Ronaldinho was fun to watch 😱
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Ronaldinho in his prime 😍 That pass at the end 🤌🏼
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Remember the name - LUCIANINHO. He is 12 years old.
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Sent off with a straight red. VAR overturn it, go get him from the dressingroom. Cristobal comes back on, kicks off with Stuani, gets a second yellow and is sent off again 😂
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In the last 24 hours we have heard how Man Utd fans have attacked Ed Woodward's family home with flares, and in the last few hours we've heard how someone has tampered with the brakes on Alfredo Morelos' car whilst it was parked up outside his home. This isn't football.
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This will brighten up your morning 😂
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JORDAN SPIETH has just sunk a 15ft putt on the 18th green to finish his first round -4. • 2/14 fairways hit (132nd) • 11/18 GIR (T95th) • He drove it in the water on the 15th hole • He drove it into the ‘native area’ three times • He drove it into the ‘unknown’ once
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Come on Ron, just own up haha! http://t.co/CZK9ssHf4T
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What even is this? 😱 Banger! 👏🏻
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How they serve pints at the new Spurs stadium 🍺
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RIP Gary Cahill 🪦
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Cocaine isn't too bad. Alcohol would hurt the Livermore.
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🇧🇪 Belgium could field two teams who would have a good chance of winning the World Cup. They play a 3-4-2-1 formation, pick your best XI... Belgium are 12/1 to win the 2018 World Cup in Russia.
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Imagine your average man taking that on the chin 😳
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Don’t think these two jockeys like each other 😳
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Demba Ba calling them out!!
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The f*cking cheek of Benrahma here. Boy could nutmeg a mermaid 🤣🤣
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A short story, enjoy. @oli_mcburnie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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What a woman!
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Kalle on the marching powder!
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Classic Rooney 😂
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It's the Old Firm derby on Saturday! 💪 Who is the bigger club? RT for Rangers 🔵 Tap 💚 for Celtic ☘️
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When you’re all done after Xmas dinner, but someone brings the cheese board out!
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Bangkok FC player Aitsaret Noichaiboon was dismissed immediately after the match for this. Wow 😳
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It’s gone off in the tunnel.
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